Guide to raising cubs in westbound [Journey to the West]

It's okay if the monks don't hide, but Monkey King immediately stops them when they hide.

Tang Seng was afraid that some of his disciples would frighten them, so he went up to ask them himself.

The monks in the forest looked at him and asked him if he was going to the west.

"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and was about to go to the west to learn scriptures."

After Tang Monk finished speaking, several monks waved their hands again and again and said, "You can't go to the west. Further west is Yuhua Prefecture. The king there is driving away the monks. You are not throwing yourself into a trap if you go."

They were kicked out from Yuhua State. Thinking that it was getting late and they had to find a place to stay, they ran away in a hurry.

Tang Seng looked at their backs, and couldn't help looking at his apprentice: "Wukong, the king here drives away the monks, how should we get there?"

"Why did the king drive away the monk?" Little Stone asked strangely.

"Don't worry, wait for my old grandson to go to the city to find out."

After Monkey King finished speaking, he flew away directly.

He stood on the top of the cloud and looked down, and found that Yuhuazhou was a good place, but he didn't know why the king had trouble with the monk.

Monkey King thought to himself, so he turned into a little bug and flew down to wander around the city, only to find that there were no monks on the street.

This is a bit difficult...

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly saw an inn next to him, and there were a lot of clothes in the store.

Got it!

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, but it was his idea to wear these clothes.It was not too late at this time, and there were always people guarding the store, so he simply turned into a big mouse and took all the clothes away, leaving behind the title of "Monkey King", indicating that he only borrowed them and returned them when they were used up.

Let's not talk about how surprised the people in the inn were when they saw this scene, but said that Monkey King came back with a bunch of clothes and asked Tang Seng and the others to change them.

Zhu Bajie was interested and immediately turned up his clothes, but Tang Seng waved his hands and said, "Wukong, as a teacher, I have never worn ordinary people's clothes."

"Master, I just went to inquire about it. This Yuhuazhou is a good place, but there are indeed no monks in the city. If you wear a monk's uniform, you may not even be able to enter the city gate." After finishing speaking, Monkey King picked out his clothes and handed them to he.

When Tang Seng heard what he said, he could only go to the countryside to do as the Romans did, taking the set of clothes and going to the side to change.

"Where's the big rock? Why don't I have any clothes to change?"

Little Shitou looked left and right, and saw that they all had clothes to change and only he didn't, so he was a little unhappy.

"You don't need to change." Sun Wukong said.

The little guy is not a monk at all, no one will chase him away just like this, and he didn't find the clothes worn by the child in the inn just now.

"Why don't I have to change?" Xiaoshi pouted, but Zhu Bajie and the others who put on new clothes attracted their attention in the next second.

I'm used to seeing them wearing monk's robes, and it's strange to suddenly change into such exotic clothes.

"Second senior brother and third senior brother are so beautiful!" After finishing speaking, the little guy found that Monkey King had changed, and then turned his head and boasted, "The big rock is also beautiful~"

After he finished speaking, he still wanted to reach out and touch the turban hanging from Monkey King's head.

"Bajie, close your ears." Hearing the reminder, Zhu Bajie raised his hand to close his ears, looking more and more presentable.

Xiao Shitou couldn't help laughing at his movements, and after laughing, he searched: "Where is Master?"

Tang Seng had already changed his clothes, and he slowly came out from behind the tree next to him when he heard him asking himself, he seemed a little uncomfortable.

Seeing him covering his face with his hands, the little guy couldn't help but ran over and raised his head and shouted: "Master~"

Sun Wukong and the others all leaned over, seeing the master's attire with smiles on their faces.

Seeing them laughing, Tang Seng became more and more embarrassed.

"Master, let's change our hats."

Sun Wukong found that his hat didn't fit very well, so he changed his own.

"Wukong, let's go into the city." Seeing the sky getting darker, Tang Seng couldn't help saying.

"Not urgent."

Sun Wukong shook his head and reminded: "Not only do we need to change our clothes, but we also have to change our names. After entering later, Master will be Tang Daguan, I will be Sun Erwan, Bajie will be Pig Third, and Junior Brother Sha will be Sha Fourth."

"What about me? What about me?" Xiao Shitou jumped around anxiously when he saw that he had dropped himself again.

Sun Wukong originally thought it would be good for him to be called "Little Stone", but seeing his appearance, he could only coax, "You are Sun Wuguan."

"Okay." The little guy nodded and wrote it down, his eyes were bent with joy, and he didn't care about the fact that he didn't have any clothes to change.

"Wukong, can we go now?"

After Tang Monk finished speaking, Sun Wukong immediately reminded with a smile: "Master, you called me wrong."

"Eldest brother, you are wrong too." Zhu Bajie said.

"Second senior brother, you also called me wrong."

"Three... No, it's Sha Siwan, you're wrong too!" Xiao Shitou realized halfway through shouting.

Probably it is usually called a habit, and it will be difficult to change it for a while. They can't help laughing when they look at each other.

After laughing, Monkey King picked up the little guy, and a group of people pretended to be horse dealers and entered the city smoothly.

It was dark, but there were no people on the street, and many shops were closed.

Xiao Shitou probably thought it was fun for them to disguise themselves and change their names, so he shook his head happily along the way.

"There's a store over there."

Finding that there was still a lantern on at the door of a store, the master and apprentice immediately went over to inquire.

Knowing that they are merchants from the north, the proprietress enthusiastically said, "Please come inside."

Tang Seng and his disciples followed her into the door, and were soon led to a room upstairs.

"There is only one room left in the store, and I hope the guest officers don't mind." The proprietress apologized.

This room is quite big, and there is a Datong shop, no matter what, it is enough for the few of them to rest.

"It's okay, just have a place to rest." Sun Wukong waved his hand.

As soon as Xiaoshi entered the room, he got out of his arms, and this meeting was running to the window with Zhu Bajie.

When the window is opened, you can see the street view outside, and there is a gust of evening wind blowing in front of you, which is very comfortable.

The proprietress likes such guest officials who have few things to do. Seeing that they don't mind being crowded in the same room, she smiled and put the candlesticks on the table.

It's easy to see whether there is hair or not. When the candlelight came close, she suddenly found that Tang Seng's place not covered by the hat was too smooth, so she couldn't help but take a second look.

It's no wonder that the proprietress is sensitive, because the monks are being driven away every day in the city, and it is expressly forbidden to take in monks.

Sun Wukong noticed her eyes, and immediately came over to block the light, and changed the subject: "Miss Boss, we are all hungry, hurry up and get some food to eat."

"Yes, I'll go right away." The proprietress agreed, and hurried to prepare meals for them.

After she left, Monkey King and Tang Seng and his disciples looked at each other, but couldn't help laughing.

"Brother... Sun Erguan, come here, it's getting cooler in here~"

Before Sun Wukong paid any attention to him, Tang Seng said first, "Little Shitou, don't be greedy for coolness."

"You're wrong again, I'm Sun Wuguan!" The little guy ran up to him and raised his face to remind him.

Tang Seng rubbed his head with a smile and said: "Okay, I will remember."

While talking, the proprietress has brought someone to deliver the food.

Because the identity of the monks cannot be revealed, they can't talk about vegetarianism, since there are both meat and vegetables on the table.

Fortunately, the little stone can eat meat, so it's not a waste.

Zhu Bajie was holding the bowl, but he was greedy by the delicious fish on the table, so he stretched out his chopsticks involuntarily.

"Idiot." Sun Wukong opened his chopsticks, changed to the male chopsticks, and put all the boned fish meat into the little guy's bowl.

Little Shitou likes to eat fish quite a bit, and eats them all in big mouthfuls.

The proprietress couldn't help boasting when she came over to refill the dishes: "This kid's food is really delicious, and he is pleasing to the eye."

"Thank you sister." The little guy heard her praise himself, swallowed the food in his mouth and raised his head to show a smile.

When the proprietress heard him call her sister, she smiled from ear to ear, and directly said that the plate of meat in her hand was for them to eat.

When Xiaoshi saw the delicious meat, he immediately thanked him sweetly.

"Which guest officer's child is this, it's really well raised." The proprietress put down the dishes, looking at the cute little guy, she was a little reluctant to leave.

"His." Zhu Bajie immediately pointed at Monkey King.

Upon hearing this, the proprietress patted her forehead and said, "I was so confused that I even forgot that both of you are surnamed Sun."

The reason why Sun Wukong made up names like "Tang Daguan" is to prevent people from asking. When the proprietress went upstairs to ask about it, she reported those names.

"Sun Erwan, you are really lucky to have such a good child." The proprietress felt that he was not very good-looking but had a good-looking child, and she was sincerely envious of him.

Hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help but stare at the talkative idiot, and changed the subject: "Please trouble the owner to serve some more vegetarian dishes, I have a bit of cold and can't eat meat."

A lot of the fish on the table was eaten by the little stone, and the proprietress didn't know that he ate it alone, so she agreed without thinking too much.

When she was about to go down to get vegetables for them, there was movement on the street. It turned out that the three princes were leading officers and soldiers to arrest the monk.

The sound spread upstairs, and Tang Seng couldn't help becoming nervous, and even put down the chopsticks in his hand.

"Shopkeeper, let me ask you, why do you hate monks so much?" Sun Wukong got up and stood by the window to look down for a while and asked.

The proprietress thought that they were from other places, so it would be alright to tell them, she whispered, "According to the news from the imperial city, it seems that the king had a nightmare..."

Sun Wukong thought there was some reason, but when he learned that it was only because of a nightmare, he found it really absurd.

At this moment, there was a commotion downstairs. It turned out that the officers and soldiers found a bald man in the store and took him for a monk.

The bald man hurriedly cried out: "I'm not a monk..."

The proprietress heard that the trouble was coming to her store, so she hurried downstairs to help explain.

Fortunately, she had proved that the bald man was indeed a passing businessman. He shaved his head yesterday because of an accident, so the three princes ordered the officers and soldiers to let the bald man go.

Seeing that they were going upstairs after searching in the lobby, Zhu Bajie suddenly panicked.

"What should we do?" Tang Seng was also a little anxious.

After Sun Wukong glanced around the room, he looked at the surrounding cabinets and mats and said, "Let's hide for a while."

The little guy is not a monk, so there is no need to hide, and because he is young, Monkey King is afraid of holding him back, so he just let him hide in a random corner, and did not let him hide in the cabinet under the mat.

Just as they hid, the three princes came up with officers and soldiers.

"What about people?"

Finding that there were still bowls and chopsticks on the table, but no one was there, the prince turned to look at the proprietress who was following behind.

The proprietress was afraid of getting into trouble, so she hurriedly called out, "Master Tang, where are you, Third Pig?"

"Shopkeeper, stop shouting..."

Zhu Bajie was indeed an idiot, he hid in the mat and insisted on answering.

"There's someone there!"

As soon as he made a sound, he immediately revealed his position, attracting two officers and soldiers to approach the corner of the matting wall.

Seeing this, the little stone huddled in the corner immediately got up and ran over, hugged the mat before the officers and soldiers and said, "Three swine, I found you~"

"Why is there a child?"

The three princes looked a little surprised when they saw him.

But the proprietress, because of the little guy's reaction, thought that the other guys were playing with him in hiding, so she breathed a sigh of relief and explained: "These are the children of Sun Erguan. They are horse dealers from the north. They are probably playing with him. Children play."

"Who are you, are you here to play with me?" Little Stone turned to look at the three princes and asked.

Seeing that he was quite courageous, the third prince stepped forward and asked, "What's your name?"

"My name is Sun Wuguan!"

"Why did you choose such a name?" The third prince said to his elder brother with a chuckle, "Brother Wang, monks don't have children. I think they are just ordinary merchants."

The eldest prince nodded, but still asked one more question: "Sun Wuguan, are you a monk?"

"I'm not a monk!" Xiao Shitou frowned loudly when he thought that monks can't eat meat.

The three princes didn't think he looked like a monk, and they felt that children would not lie, and they didn't want to scare the passing merchants too much, lest they dare not come to do business in the future.

After the eldest prince got a negative answer, he didn't have to call the others out to have a look again, but waved them away.

"Aren't you going to play with me?" Seeing that they were going to leave, Xiao Shitou asked persistently.

The third prince smiled and said: "We don't play children's games." After he finished speaking, he waved at the little guy before leaving.

A group of people came and went quickly, the proprietress sent them away and put two plates of vegetarian dishes on the table and said: "Don't be afraid, guest officials, Yuhuazhou only drives away monks, and does not target businessmen."

She probably thought that Tang Seng and the others were frightened and dared not come out for a long time, and after a word of reassurance, she said that it would be fine to put the dishes at the door after eating.

After the proprietress closed the door and went out, Monkey King and the others came out of their hiding places one by one.

"You idiot, why do you have so many mouths? If it wasn't for Xiao Shitou's cleverness, you would have almost ruined me!"

As soon as Zhu Bajie came out of the mat, Monkey King reached out and grabbed his ear.

Tang Seng was helped out of the box by Drifting Monk. Thinking of the situation just now, he couldn't help reaching out and nodding his second apprentice.

"Oh, I know I was wrong..." Zhu Bajie hurriedly begged for mercy.

Sun Wukong grabbed him twice before letting go, turned around and hugged the little guy and boasted: "Little Shitou is still smart, with the demeanor of my grandson!"

Xiao Shitou, who was praised, rolled his eyes with a smile, happy that he was helping.

The food on the table was still warm, and they sat down and quickly finished the rest without daring to toss any more. They simply washed with the water in the room and prepared to rest.

The little guy who had eaten his fill first played on the Datong bunk for a while, and then stared at the mat where Zhu Bajie was hiding before.

He ran down barefoot, put the mat down on the ground and started rolling it up to play.

"It's really good if you don't learn it, but if you learn the bad one, you will learn it." Sun Wukong saw him lying on the ground rolling up the mat and shook his head jokingly.

Zhu Bajie said: "It's not about rolling on the ground, let him play."

Xiao Shitou found that no one cared about him, and the more he played, the more excited he became, and he even called them to play with him.

Monkey King was too lazy to play such a boring game, so he kicked Zhu Bajie over to play with him.

Zhu Bajie did something stupid just now, so he dare not disobey him now.

"Third pig, you lie over there, I lie here, we roll together." The little guy has a good memory, and he still hasn't forgotten how to call him.

Zhu Bajie is usually lazy, so he is quite willing to play with him, so he takes the initiative to lie down on the other side of the mat.

Originally, when the little guy played by himself, it was one roll, but this time he rolled out two rolls, one big and one small.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The little stone rolled up and bumped into Zhu Bajie through the mat, and immediately laughed happily.

After Tang Seng finished reading a scripture, he looked up and saw them playing with flowers on a large and a small mat. He couldn't help reminding: "Be careful, don't damage other people's mats."

"Got it~"

After Xiaoshi finished answering, he quickly got out of the mat, found a place to hide and called Zhu Bajie who was still in the mat to look for him.

Zhu Bajie was a little tired from playing, so he lay on the mat without moving, but was looking for someone verbally.

"Is it in the closet?"

Xiao Shitou covered his mouth and didn't want to make a sound, but seeing that he only asked without looking, he could only say: "No!"

"And that's under the table?"

"no no!"

After a while, Zhu Bajie couldn't find him, but fell asleep on the mat.

"This idiot."

Sun Wukong cursed with a smile, got up and picked up the little guy hiding behind the cabinet.

"The big stone found me!" Seeing that he had found the little guy, he put his arms around him and showed a bright smile.

"Count on that idiot, you're afraid you'll have to hide until tomorrow morning."

After he finished speaking, Little Shitou lowered his head and found that Zhu Bajie was lying on the mat and fell asleep.

"It's getting late, and it's time for Little Shitou to sleep." Tang Seng closed the scriptures in his hand and said.

The little guy was playing pretty well, and nodded when he heard his words: "Okay."

The weather is not cold, Zhu Bajie sleeps on the mat for a night, it is not a big deal, just the bed can be looser.

Sun Wukong put the little guy on the bed, and when the master also lay down, he signaled the Drifting Monk to blow out the candles.

After the room was dark, Little Shitou asked in a low voice, "Shouldn't you tell Second Senior Brother to sleep on the bed?"

"He likes to sleep on the mat, don't worry about him." Monkey King patted him to sleep after finishing speaking.

The little guy saw him lying on his left side and the master lying on his right side. He turned his head back and forth to look at them before closing his eyes with his mouth bent.

In the middle of the night, when everything was quiet, Monkey King lying on the bed suddenly opened his eyes.

He made sure that the master and the little guy were both sound asleep, and quietly left the room.

But it turned out that he had heard that the king of Yuhuazhou was going to drive away the monk because of a nightmare, so he wanted to teach this ridiculous king a lesson.

At this time, in the dead of night, he flew to the palace, plucked a handful of vellus hairs and turned into many little walkers, and asked them to shave the heads of civil and military officials, while he himself shaved the king and queen's hair.

After Monkey King shaved his head, he covered his mouth and secretly laughed, thinking that they would be very pleasantly surprised when they woke up tomorrow morning.

After the little walkers had shaved the heads of all civil and military officials, he returned to the room and lay down after retracting the hair.

I don't know if he was addicted to shaving his head just now, but when Monkey King lay down on the little guy's head, he had an idea of ​​what would happen tomorrow if he shaved his head.

I'm afraid he will keep crying, not to mention the master, even the two junior brothers will blame me...

Just thinking about it, Sun Wukong felt that it was better to say goodbye, shook his head and closed his eyes again after shaking his head away from this thought.

Royal Palace.

At dawn the next day, the king woke up and screamed in fright at the queen's bald head.

The queen was woken up by him, and opened her eyes to the bald king.

"Hair, your hair..."

The husband and wife looked at each other and reached out to touch the top of their heads at the same time, and immediately panicked when they found that they had no hair.

The queen was a woman, so she naturally paid more attention to her hair, and immediately got up to look in the mirror. When she saw her bald head in the mirror, she covered her head with a veil while crying.

The king also got up and got out of bed, and sat at the table touching his bald head and frowning.

"It's all your fault. If you insist on driving the monk away for nothing, you must be punished now..." the queen cried.

Hearing her complaints, the king became more and more irritable, and at the same time couldn't help but wonder if it was true that he was punished for driving the monk away.

Seeing that the time for the morning court was getting closer and closer, no matter how annoying the king was, he had no choice but to go to court first.

When he came to the main hall, he was very anxious. He felt that if the civil and military officials knew about it, even if they didn't say it, they would definitely laugh at him secretly.

However, something surprised the king. It turned out that not only he and the queen were shaved, but even all the civil and military officials were not spared.

After confirming this matter, the king was surprised and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that everyone is the same now, and no one should laugh at anyone.

Just when both the monarch and the ministers saw each other's bald heads, the three princes also came over, and they couldn't help being shocked when they learned that their father and the ministers all became bald overnight.

"This... how could it be like this!"

After the three princes inspected the heads of several ministers, their expressions became serious.

At this moment, a faintly smiling voice sounded from the hall, expressing that if he wanted to settle the matter, the king had to go to the inn to invite an eminent monk from Tang Dynasty.

"Who is talking?" The king stepped forward and asked, but the other party only reported the address of the inn and did not respond.

As soon as the third prince heard the address, he remembered that they had been to this store last night, and the child named "Sun Wuguan" subconsciously appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but look at the two brothers.

A cute and energetic child like a little guy, once seen, it is hard to forget.The other two princes met the eyes he was looking at, and thought of going together with a tacit understanding.

They searched that inn last night, and if there were any unidentified people, it was only the few guests who hid upstairs and did not show up.

"Father, why don't you let the child go."

The three princes said in unison.

The king with a bald head didn't want to go out and be laughed at by the people, so he nodded in agreement and told them not to offend the eminent monk from Tang Dynasty.

"Yes."

The three princes left the palace and went straight to the inn where they stayed last night.