Xiao Shitou was naturally willing to take Zhu Bajie there, so he nodded without asking, and even called Drifting Monk to go with him.
Drifting is not interested in shopping, and seeing that the senior brother is afraid to play tricks on the second senior brother, he shook his head to express that he would not go.
After he refused, Sun Wukong carried the little guy and took Zhu Bajie out together.
When they went out, the people in the post house asked specifically, and learned that they were going to buy seasonings, and told them to go to the west of the Drum Tower to buy them.
The street is very lively, with countless shops and stalls.
"It's delicious!"
Little Shitou lay in Monkey King's arms and looked around, and was soon attracted by a stall selling barbecue, his face was full of expressions of wanting to eat.
Seeing that he was being greedy, Monkey King went up and bought him a grilled lamb chop with bone.
The freshly grilled lamb chops are covered with oil stars, and with the aroma of various seasonings, they look very attractive.
After blowing on the small stone, he took the first bite. The skin was roasted crispy, but the inside was tender and juicy. It was so delicious that his eyes rolled up unconsciously.
He didn't even have time to sigh "It's delicious", he took another bite immediately before he swallowed it, and his cheeks bulged slightly.
Just by looking at the little guy shaking his head as he ate, and exuding a happy atmosphere, he knew that the grilled lamb chops in his hand must be delicious.
Zhu Bajie swallowed, and couldn't help leaning closer and said, "Little stone, give me a taste."
The little guy didn't protect his food, and immediately reached out to share with him, but was stopped by Monkey King.
"Idiot, don't you want to learn from the scriptures?"
Zhu Bajie started to keep fast and vegetarian as early as when he was in Gao Laozhuang, but if he used meat, it would be a failure.
He knew it in his own mind, but seeing the little guy eating deliciously, he couldn't help but take two steps back after being reminded by Monkey King.
"I eat like this, so I won't be greedy for the second senior brother." Little Shitou thought that they couldn't eat delicious meat, so he turned his back and ate with his head shrunk.
Sun Wukong was amused by his thief-like appearance, patted him on the back and said, "That idiot Mo Li."
"Eldest brother, I can't eat meat, so why don't you buy me a sesame seed cake?" Zhu Bajie saw that there were not only barbecue shops nearby, and wanted to eat something else to satisfy his hunger.
Sun Wukong didn't really bring him out to eat, so he said immediately after hearing the words: "What's the rush, wait until the little stone is finished eating."
The little guy was not slow to eat the grilled lamb chops. He quickly gnawed off all the meat on it, and he still gnawed on the remaining bones.
He gnawed on the bones because the lamb chops were so deliciously roasted that even the bones were fragrant.Sun Wukong looked at it but felt a little pitiful, so he bought him another root directly.
Zhu Bajie saw that the little guy had to eat for a while, so he really didn't want to smell the aroma and continue to be greedy, so he said: "I'll wait over there, call me when you finish eating." After he finished speaking, he walked to a corner across the street and stood there .
After eating two lamb chops, Xiaoshi was so satisfied that he was about to touch his stomach with his hand.
Seeing his oily hands and lips, Monkey King took out a handkerchief from his purse and wiped it clean for him.
After the little guy raised his face and cooperated with him to wipe it off, he left immediately when he saw him, and could not help reminding: "We haven't called the second senior brother yet!"
"Let's go shopping first, and call him later." Sun Wukong coaxed him casually, and quickened his pace.
He was going to take the little guy back after buying the seasonings, but when he walked near the Drum Tower, he saw a group of people gathered here.
One big and one small are all curious, and they immediately stepped forward to join in the fun.
"Big stone, what are they looking at?"
Monkey King hugged him and squeezed in, only to find that it was Zhang Huangbang.
"I am the noble king of Niu Hezhou in the west..."
Sun Wukong casually read it in the little guy's ear, but it turned out that it was the emperor's list for the king to ask a famous doctor to treat him.
After all, he is a monkey, and he is playful in his nature. After seeing the emperor's list, he came up with the idea of being a doctor for fun.
However, he didn't directly reach out to reveal the list, but looked back and found that the idiot was leaning against the wall and couldn't help dozing off, so he secretly laughed.
"Don't we go shopping for the big stone?" The little guy was not interested in the king's medical treatment, and looked away when he knew the content of the imperial list.
Sun Wukong thought that he would go to the palace to see a doctor for the king soon, so he didn't have to worry about eating and drinking, and he didn't need to buy any seasonings to cook for himself.
"I won't buy it." After he finished speaking, he came out of the crowd with the little guy in his arms, and immediately created a gust of wind.
The wind blinded the eyes of the people near the Drum Tower, and at the same time, it blew down the imperial list and flew directly into the arms of Zhu Bajie who was sleeping not far away.
After Monkey King finished his work, he took the little guy back to the post house.
They walked forward, and the guards guarding the imperial list went in front of Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie found the imperial list in his arms and naturally refused to admit it, saying that he did not reveal it.
But the guards saw with their own eyes that the imperial list was in his hands, so naturally they refused to let him go.
Zhu Bajie looked around, and quickly realized that the monkey was playing tricks on him again.
"You don't know, I didn't reveal this imperial list, but my senior brother Sun Wukong..."
Zhu Bajie entangled with the guards for a while, and simply took them to the posthouse to find Monkey King.
post house.
Xiao Shitou was still wondering why he didn't ask the second senior brother to go with him, but he came back by himself not long after.
"Second Senior Brother~"
Seeing the little guy running over, Zhu Bajie reached out to touch his head and shouted at Monkey King next to him: "Okay, Bi Mawen, just leave me on the street alone, and take down the imperial list to play with me!"
"What did you call me?"
When Sun Wukong heard the words "Bi Mawen", he jumped over and landed in front of him.The idiot who was still annoyed just now lost his momentum in an instant, pointed behind him and said: "The officials who read the list have all come here, you can figure it out yourself!"
After he finished his words, the officials watching the list immediately stepped forward to salute, and invited Monkey King to enter the palace to see a doctor for the king.
Sun Wukong just played with Zhu Bajie, but he didn't really want Zhu Bajie to resist it.However, he did not agree to enter the palace directly, but said that he did have the ability to cure illnesses, and he only needed the king to come and invite him in person.
After looking at the list, the officials felt that he dared to speak so loudly, maybe he had real skills, so they decided to go to the palace to report first.
Royal Palace.
King Zhu Ziguo met Tang Seng and asked about his origin.Knowing that he was ordered by the king of Tang to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, he not only envied Tang Dynasty for having such a virtuous official as him, but also admired his spirit of not being afraid of hardships and dangers to travel thousands of miles to learn Buddhist scriptures.
Chatting and chatting, the king even sighed, saying that he had been ill for a long time, but there was no virtuous minister in the court who could share his worries.
When the officials who watched the list came, the king had just finished eating with Tang Seng.
He heard that it was an elder from Dongtu Datang who revealed the emperor's list, and subconsciously looked at Tang Seng.
"It should be the apprentice of the poor monk." Tang Seng didn't show his face, but he was a little puzzled in his heart. After all, he hadn't heard of any apprentice who was good at medicine.
The king already thought that he was an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, and he must have excelled all the way here. Hearing that it was his apprentice who unveiled the list, he subconsciously felt that a famous teacher produced an outstanding apprentice.
Hearing his thoughts, Tang Seng was afraid that his disciples could not cure the illness and cause trouble, so he said: "Although my three disciples have the ability to go to heaven and earth and subdue demons and demons, they have never heard of any one who is good at medicine. I'm afraid it's a misunderstanding."
"Saint monks don't need to be overly modest." The king felt that if his disciples were not good at medicine, how could they dare to expose their own emperor's list, and asked him to invite them in person.
After he finished speaking, he called all the civil and military officials, saying that he could not move his body, and asked them to invite people for him and treat him with the courtesy of a monarch and minister.
All the ministers led the decree and came to the post house together with the officials who read the list, and they really paid homage with the courtesy of a monarch and a minister.
Sun Wukong was so ostentatious, seeing them showing face like this, asked the king because he was unwell, so he didn't come in person, and he didn't make things difficult for them, he said he changed his clothes and went.
Probably because he thought that a doctor should look like a doctor, so he specially conjured up a beard.
"Big Shitou has grown a beard and turned into a grandfather!" Little Shitou couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing when he saw his appearance.
Sun Wukong stretched out his arms to hug him and said, "How about it, do you have the demeanor of a doctor?"
The little guy didn't know what a doctor's demeanor was, but he nodded cooperatively and reached out to touch his beard to play.
Zhu Bajie thought that there might be something delicious to go into the palace, and when he saw that they were about to leave, he turned into a medical box and followed them.
"Wukong, why are you here?"
When Tang Seng saw them, he came up to them uneasy.It's just that the king was still sitting on it, and it wasn't the time when the master and apprentice were talking. The three Monkey Kings called him "Master" and went to meet the king.
Everything was fine at first, and the king even asked a question when he found out that there was still a child, but when he saw the faces of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie clearly, he was so frightened that he fell down.
The scene suddenly became chaotic, and the surrounding waiters rushed to help the king to lie down and rest.
The ministers around couldn't help complaining that when Sun Wukong and the others frightened the king, Xiao Shitou retorted unhappily: "Big Shitou, what are you afraid of, Second Senior Brother!"
The visitor was a guest, and the ministers calmed down after hearing his words, and turned to worry about their king.
Sun Wukong was also a little unhappy. If the king of Dao is like this, he will not be able to cure his disease even in 1000 years.
After the ministers argued with him for a few words, he said again that he needs to see, hear, and ask carefully to treat diseases.
The imperial physician waiting at the side nodded in agreement: "That's true, even gods can't do without looking, smelling, asking, and seeing a doctor."
Hearing this, someone immediately went to the back to send a message to the king.
The king was lying on the dragon bed, but he refused to see strangers again.
After the servant came out to express the king's intention, Sun Wukong said: "It's okay, I have the ability to diagnose the pulse by hanging silk."
Hearing that he can be cured without meeting, the attendant immediately went in again to spread the word.
Hearing this, Tang Seng couldn't help going over to him and asking him: "Wukong, I haven't seen you cure illnesses as a teacher these years, so don't play tricks on me."
"Master doesn't know something. When my old grandson went to sea to study art, he also learned a few grass-tou prescriptions that can cure serious diseases."
After he finished speaking, the king over there agreed to Xuansi to diagnose the pulse.
Seeing that he insisted that he would, Tang Seng could only look helplessly at him and Zhu Bajie going to the back.
Little Shitou couldn't sit still, and Tang Seng ran away with them when he didn't like it.
"Brother Monkey, you said that you can use the thread to diagnose the pulse, how can there be a thread?"
Sun Wukong smiled and stretched out his hand: "That's right."
After he finished speaking, the three gold threads had already flowed along the screen to the place where the king was lying, and were caught in the hands of the servants.
"Wow~" The little guy approached curiously, and reached out to touch the three gold wires.
Inside the screen, the servant proposed to try Sun Wukong's skills, and instead of tying the thread to the king's wrist immediately, he tied it to the maid, the table leg, and the golden basin respectively.
Sun Wukong poked it out as soon as he touched it. Guessing that they were going to test himself, he deliberately controlled the golden thread to make a mess inside.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Hearing the movement, Xiao Shitou sneaked up to the screen and looked in. Seeing the table and the golden basin containing the fruit flying up, he couldn't help laughing very happily.
After tossing and tossing for a while, Monkey King pointed out the Yin, Wood and Jin veins, which aroused the admiration of the king and others.
After the episode, the gold thread was finally tied to the king's wrist.Monkey King didn't mess around anymore, but got his pulse seriously.
Seeing his concentration, Little Stone couldn't help imitating him.
After taking back the golden thread, Sun Wukong told his pulse first, and then concluded: "Your Majesty is frightened and worried. This is the symptom of 'two birds separated'."
"Miraculous doctor, miraculous doctor!" the king said in surprise.
When the ministers learned that he had really diagnosed and cured the king's illness, they all saluted and asked him to prescribe the right medicine as soon as possible.
The imperial physicians also admired him very much and asked him what medicine he needed.
Sun Wukong directly stated that it was the medicine that was needed, and sent someone to the post house, so that he could make medicine.
Although the imperial physician didn't understand why he had to use so many medicines, he hurriedly sent over 800 kinds of medicines.
When it was getting late, Tang Seng was staying in the Wenhua Palace, while Monkey King and the others went back to the post house.
After dinner, the three brothers and sisters took small stones and packed up the medicinal materials together.
The little guy held the pestle and pounded the medicine very hard, as if he thought it was quite fun.
Compared with him, Zhu Bajie is much more lazy, and he can't help complaining: "I said you can't open a medicine shop, I haven't heard of any medicine that can use [-] kinds of medicines, so the king just treats medicine as a meal. You have to eat it for a year and a half!"
"What do you know, idiot? My old grandson doesn't want people to recognize my recipe."
Seeing that the little guy had already pounded the medicine, Monkey King praised him for his ability, and then gave him another medicine to smash into powder.
"I'm the best at making medicine~" Xiao Shitou sat back on the small bench and continued to start.
Sun Wukong felt that he was really cute, so he touched his head and asked Drifting to scrape some ashes.
"So many medicines are not enough for you, what do you need?" Zhu Bajie puzzled.
"What do you know, the ash at the bottom of the pot is also known as 'Baicao Cream', which can cure all diseases." Monkey King said.
It was the first time Drifting knew that pot bottom ash could cure diseases, so he immediately went to the kitchen to get it.
As soon as he came back, Monkey King asked Zhu Bajie to fetch horse urine again.
"Brother Monkey, why did the king offend you? You want to drink horse urine!" Zhu Bajie said.
"The white dragon horse is the body of a dragon from the West Sea. If he pisses, how could he piss like an ordinary horse?"
Zhu Bajie went to get the horse urine after hearing the words, but he returned empty-handed after a while, saying that there was no horse urine at all.
Monkey King guessed something, so he went in person.
Drifting was rare to be curious, so he followed along, Xiaoshi naturally refused to stay alone, and went out while continuing to make medicine.
When they came to the side of the horse, the white dragon horse uttered a rare word: "Elder brother, they don't know, but you understand. I was originally the third prince of Xihai, but I was scaled off by Guanyin Bodhisattva only because I violated the rules of heaven." Turn into a white-horse camel master to learn scriptures from the west and atone for my sins. My defecation can turn fish into dragons, and grass into ganoderma, how can I scatter it at will.”
"The little white horse can talk!" Little Shitou didn't even mix the medicine, put down the things in his hands and rushed over to hug its front hooves in surprise.
Although the white dragon horse is no different from ordinary horses on weekdays, it still likes the little guy. After all, the little guy never forgets to give it a piece of delicious food, and likes to hold it and play with it.
After stabilizing its front hooves to prevent hurting the little guy, it lowered its head and rubbed against the little guy's face.
But Sun Wukong persuaded, saying that this place is the king of the West, and everyone will be well if he is cured, otherwise it may not be easy to leave here.
After being persuaded by him a few words, Bai Longma agreed.
After all the medicines were ready, Monkey King put together all the medicines needed, and finally made three pills.
The little guy didn't feel it when he was making medicine, but his hands were sore when he was going to sleep.
"I feel bad for the big rock..."
Seeing that he refused to sleep well, Monkey King wanted to knock him twice, but when he heard this, he quickly pulled him into his arms: "Where is it uncomfortable?"
"Hands hurt!"
The little guy's hands were not red or swollen, but he felt sore and uncomfortable.
The Drifting Monk, who had already been lying down, immediately brought a basin of hot water when he heard the words.
When he felt uncomfortable, Zhu Bajie got up, and after Drifting soaked his hands in hot water, Zhu Bajie and Monkey King rubbed them for him one by one.
The little guy felt comfortable and fell asleep slowly in Monkey King's arms.
Early the next morning, a servant from the palace came to fetch the medicine.
Sun Wukong deliberately gave the drug the name "Wu Jin Dan", and told his servant that the drug needs to be taken with rootless water.
"What is rootless water?" The little guy asked the servant's doubts.
Sun Wukong said: "Water without roots is water that falls from the sky and does not touch the ground."
The waiter nodded upon hearing this, saying that it would be easy, just wait until it rains.
"It doesn't have to be so troublesome, you just wait for the rootless water."
After Monkey King finished speaking, he went straight to the sky and asked the Dragon King to help him rain.
The Dragon King said that he didn't bring a rain gear, so it couldn't rain.
"It doesn't need much rain, just a medicine primer."
After the Dragon King understood what he meant, he simply sneezed a few times above the palace, which turned into a drizzle.
In the palace, it was discovered that the genius doctor said that if they were asked to catch the rain, the rain would indeed fall, and the servants took out pots to catch it excitedly.
The rain was light and short, but fortunately, the water received was more than enough to serve as a primer for taking medicine.
After Monkey King thanked the Dragon King for his return, the king had already taken the medicine, and sure enough, the medicine cured him.
King Longyan was very happy, and immediately ordered people to prepare a banquet to reward Tang Monk and his disciples.
"Elder Sun is really a miracle doctor."
The king was full of praise for Sun Wukong's medical skills, and he was no longer afraid of him at this time, and even held him in one hand and Tang Seng in the other, and went to the banquet with their master and apprentice.
Thinking of having a feast, Zhu Bajie followed behind and laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.
But Xiao Shitou, seeing Master and Da Shitou holding hands with others, couldn't help running forward and holding Monkey King's other hand.
Sun Wukong noticed his movement, pulled out the hand held by the king, and hugged the little guy directly.
Little Shitou finally cheered up with his arms around his neck, kicking his little feet in mid-air with crooked eyebrows.
The king hadn't recovered from his illness before, and he didn't have the extra energy to take care of other things, but now he became curious, looked at the little guy who was obviously not a monk, and asked, "Why does the holy monk take a child with him to learn Buddhist scriptures?"
After Tang Seng explained to him, the king smiled and said: "This child is born well."
"You look good too~" Xiao Shitou immediately praised him back when he heard him praise himself.
The little guy is not polite, but the king is indeed handsome.
The king was already in a good mood, and he couldn't help laughing loudly when he heard the words.
While talking, they were already seated, and the king raised his cup to toast.
Tang Monk didn't drink, and after he declined, the king didn't force him, and turned his head to respect Monkey King again.
Monkey King drank two glasses of wine in a row, Zhu Bajie was not happy, and yelled about the medicine he took and the horse urine he found.
Of course, he was stopped by Monkey King before he finished speaking, but the king still heard the word "horse".
"What did Elder Pig say about the horse?"
As soon as the king was puzzled, Little Shitou immediately said, "I know, it's a horse—"
Sun Wukong blocked the little guy's mouth with snacks, and said with a smile, "It's Aristolochia."
The king didn't know what kind of medicine Aristolochia was, so he couldn't help asking more questions.
"This medicine can relieve asthma and cough, invigorate deficiency and ventilate."
Monkey King is not talking nonsense, Aristolochia does have this effect.Tang Seng heard him speak clearly and logically, and felt that he really underestimated his apprentice, but he didn't expect him to have such a skill in medicine.
The king nodded repeatedly when he heard the words, praised him for his good medicine and toasted Zhu Bajie with a glass of wine.
"I want to drink too..." Xiao Shitou saw that they were all drinking, and couldn't remember the last time he said that the wine was bad.
When the king heard what he said, he immediately ordered someone to bring him a glass to pour wine, but was stopped by Monkey King.
"He will get drunk when he drinks water and wine, but I dare not give him a drink." Zhu Bajie followed suit thinking of his quarrel last time.
Seeing that they wouldn't let him drink, Little Stone snorted with puffed cheeks.
"It's not like I didn't drink too much, Xiao Shitou is obedient." Seeing him angrily, Tang Seng lowered his head and coaxed.
The little guy folded his hands on his chest and said, "Big Stone and the others like to drink!"
Monkey King was amused by him, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the food, and fed him before coaxing him.
The atmosphere at the banquet was very good, it can be said that the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.
It wasn't until he was full of wine and food that the smile on the king's face subsided a little, and he looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Elder Sun, I still have something to ask."
Sun Wukong stroked his beard and said without waiting for him to say: "Your Majesty's illness is caused by anxiety, but you want me to solve the root cause of your illness?"
Seeing that he had spoken out, the king nodded and sighed to explain his heart disease.
But it turns out that the king has a golden queen, who has a very good relationship with him.It's a pity that the sky doesn't follow people's wishes. On the Duanyang Festival three years ago, he was having a banquet with the queen, when a monster suddenly appeared, claiming to be Qilin Mountain Saitai Sui, and swept the queen away.
The king was frightened, and the zongzi he ate that day kept accumulating in his stomach, so his health became worse day by day, and he didn't recover until he took the "Wu Jin Dan".
After listening to his words, Monkey King expressed his willingness to save the queen for him and come back.
The king was very grateful when he heard the words, and said that if he could save the man, he would give up the throne to him.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help laughing when he heard that the king wanted beauties rather than power.
"Second Senior Brother, what are you laughing at?"
The little guy is young, Zhu Bajie is not easy to talk to him about these romantic affairs, so he joked: "I laughed, senior brother can be like a king right now."
"Go." Sun Wukong glanced at him, told him and Drifting to take care of the master and the little guy, and flew away.
Drifting is not interested in shopping, and seeing that the senior brother is afraid to play tricks on the second senior brother, he shook his head to express that he would not go.
After he refused, Sun Wukong carried the little guy and took Zhu Bajie out together.
When they went out, the people in the post house asked specifically, and learned that they were going to buy seasonings, and told them to go to the west of the Drum Tower to buy them.
The street is very lively, with countless shops and stalls.
"It's delicious!"
Little Shitou lay in Monkey King's arms and looked around, and was soon attracted by a stall selling barbecue, his face was full of expressions of wanting to eat.
Seeing that he was being greedy, Monkey King went up and bought him a grilled lamb chop with bone.
The freshly grilled lamb chops are covered with oil stars, and with the aroma of various seasonings, they look very attractive.
After blowing on the small stone, he took the first bite. The skin was roasted crispy, but the inside was tender and juicy. It was so delicious that his eyes rolled up unconsciously.
He didn't even have time to sigh "It's delicious", he took another bite immediately before he swallowed it, and his cheeks bulged slightly.
Just by looking at the little guy shaking his head as he ate, and exuding a happy atmosphere, he knew that the grilled lamb chops in his hand must be delicious.
Zhu Bajie swallowed, and couldn't help leaning closer and said, "Little stone, give me a taste."
The little guy didn't protect his food, and immediately reached out to share with him, but was stopped by Monkey King.
"Idiot, don't you want to learn from the scriptures?"
Zhu Bajie started to keep fast and vegetarian as early as when he was in Gao Laozhuang, but if he used meat, it would be a failure.
He knew it in his own mind, but seeing the little guy eating deliciously, he couldn't help but take two steps back after being reminded by Monkey King.
"I eat like this, so I won't be greedy for the second senior brother." Little Shitou thought that they couldn't eat delicious meat, so he turned his back and ate with his head shrunk.
Sun Wukong was amused by his thief-like appearance, patted him on the back and said, "That idiot Mo Li."
"Eldest brother, I can't eat meat, so why don't you buy me a sesame seed cake?" Zhu Bajie saw that there were not only barbecue shops nearby, and wanted to eat something else to satisfy his hunger.
Sun Wukong didn't really bring him out to eat, so he said immediately after hearing the words: "What's the rush, wait until the little stone is finished eating."
The little guy was not slow to eat the grilled lamb chops. He quickly gnawed off all the meat on it, and he still gnawed on the remaining bones.
He gnawed on the bones because the lamb chops were so deliciously roasted that even the bones were fragrant.Sun Wukong looked at it but felt a little pitiful, so he bought him another root directly.
Zhu Bajie saw that the little guy had to eat for a while, so he really didn't want to smell the aroma and continue to be greedy, so he said: "I'll wait over there, call me when you finish eating." After he finished speaking, he walked to a corner across the street and stood there .
After eating two lamb chops, Xiaoshi was so satisfied that he was about to touch his stomach with his hand.
Seeing his oily hands and lips, Monkey King took out a handkerchief from his purse and wiped it clean for him.
After the little guy raised his face and cooperated with him to wipe it off, he left immediately when he saw him, and could not help reminding: "We haven't called the second senior brother yet!"
"Let's go shopping first, and call him later." Sun Wukong coaxed him casually, and quickened his pace.
He was going to take the little guy back after buying the seasonings, but when he walked near the Drum Tower, he saw a group of people gathered here.
One big and one small are all curious, and they immediately stepped forward to join in the fun.
"Big stone, what are they looking at?"
Monkey King hugged him and squeezed in, only to find that it was Zhang Huangbang.
"I am the noble king of Niu Hezhou in the west..."
Sun Wukong casually read it in the little guy's ear, but it turned out that it was the emperor's list for the king to ask a famous doctor to treat him.
After all, he is a monkey, and he is playful in his nature. After seeing the emperor's list, he came up with the idea of being a doctor for fun.
However, he didn't directly reach out to reveal the list, but looked back and found that the idiot was leaning against the wall and couldn't help dozing off, so he secretly laughed.
"Don't we go shopping for the big stone?" The little guy was not interested in the king's medical treatment, and looked away when he knew the content of the imperial list.
Sun Wukong thought that he would go to the palace to see a doctor for the king soon, so he didn't have to worry about eating and drinking, and he didn't need to buy any seasonings to cook for himself.
"I won't buy it." After he finished speaking, he came out of the crowd with the little guy in his arms, and immediately created a gust of wind.
The wind blinded the eyes of the people near the Drum Tower, and at the same time, it blew down the imperial list and flew directly into the arms of Zhu Bajie who was sleeping not far away.
After Monkey King finished his work, he took the little guy back to the post house.
They walked forward, and the guards guarding the imperial list went in front of Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie found the imperial list in his arms and naturally refused to admit it, saying that he did not reveal it.
But the guards saw with their own eyes that the imperial list was in his hands, so naturally they refused to let him go.
Zhu Bajie looked around, and quickly realized that the monkey was playing tricks on him again.
"You don't know, I didn't reveal this imperial list, but my senior brother Sun Wukong..."
Zhu Bajie entangled with the guards for a while, and simply took them to the posthouse to find Monkey King.
post house.
Xiao Shitou was still wondering why he didn't ask the second senior brother to go with him, but he came back by himself not long after.
"Second Senior Brother~"
Seeing the little guy running over, Zhu Bajie reached out to touch his head and shouted at Monkey King next to him: "Okay, Bi Mawen, just leave me on the street alone, and take down the imperial list to play with me!"
"What did you call me?"
When Sun Wukong heard the words "Bi Mawen", he jumped over and landed in front of him.The idiot who was still annoyed just now lost his momentum in an instant, pointed behind him and said: "The officials who read the list have all come here, you can figure it out yourself!"
After he finished his words, the officials watching the list immediately stepped forward to salute, and invited Monkey King to enter the palace to see a doctor for the king.
Sun Wukong just played with Zhu Bajie, but he didn't really want Zhu Bajie to resist it.However, he did not agree to enter the palace directly, but said that he did have the ability to cure illnesses, and he only needed the king to come and invite him in person.
After looking at the list, the officials felt that he dared to speak so loudly, maybe he had real skills, so they decided to go to the palace to report first.
Royal Palace.
King Zhu Ziguo met Tang Seng and asked about his origin.Knowing that he was ordered by the king of Tang to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, he not only envied Tang Dynasty for having such a virtuous official as him, but also admired his spirit of not being afraid of hardships and dangers to travel thousands of miles to learn Buddhist scriptures.
Chatting and chatting, the king even sighed, saying that he had been ill for a long time, but there was no virtuous minister in the court who could share his worries.
When the officials who watched the list came, the king had just finished eating with Tang Seng.
He heard that it was an elder from Dongtu Datang who revealed the emperor's list, and subconsciously looked at Tang Seng.
"It should be the apprentice of the poor monk." Tang Seng didn't show his face, but he was a little puzzled in his heart. After all, he hadn't heard of any apprentice who was good at medicine.
The king already thought that he was an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, and he must have excelled all the way here. Hearing that it was his apprentice who unveiled the list, he subconsciously felt that a famous teacher produced an outstanding apprentice.
Hearing his thoughts, Tang Seng was afraid that his disciples could not cure the illness and cause trouble, so he said: "Although my three disciples have the ability to go to heaven and earth and subdue demons and demons, they have never heard of any one who is good at medicine. I'm afraid it's a misunderstanding."
"Saint monks don't need to be overly modest." The king felt that if his disciples were not good at medicine, how could they dare to expose their own emperor's list, and asked him to invite them in person.
After he finished speaking, he called all the civil and military officials, saying that he could not move his body, and asked them to invite people for him and treat him with the courtesy of a monarch and minister.
All the ministers led the decree and came to the post house together with the officials who read the list, and they really paid homage with the courtesy of a monarch and a minister.
Sun Wukong was so ostentatious, seeing them showing face like this, asked the king because he was unwell, so he didn't come in person, and he didn't make things difficult for them, he said he changed his clothes and went.
Probably because he thought that a doctor should look like a doctor, so he specially conjured up a beard.
"Big Shitou has grown a beard and turned into a grandfather!" Little Shitou couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing when he saw his appearance.
Sun Wukong stretched out his arms to hug him and said, "How about it, do you have the demeanor of a doctor?"
The little guy didn't know what a doctor's demeanor was, but he nodded cooperatively and reached out to touch his beard to play.
Zhu Bajie thought that there might be something delicious to go into the palace, and when he saw that they were about to leave, he turned into a medical box and followed them.
"Wukong, why are you here?"
When Tang Seng saw them, he came up to them uneasy.It's just that the king was still sitting on it, and it wasn't the time when the master and apprentice were talking. The three Monkey Kings called him "Master" and went to meet the king.
Everything was fine at first, and the king even asked a question when he found out that there was still a child, but when he saw the faces of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie clearly, he was so frightened that he fell down.
The scene suddenly became chaotic, and the surrounding waiters rushed to help the king to lie down and rest.
The ministers around couldn't help complaining that when Sun Wukong and the others frightened the king, Xiao Shitou retorted unhappily: "Big Shitou, what are you afraid of, Second Senior Brother!"
The visitor was a guest, and the ministers calmed down after hearing his words, and turned to worry about their king.
Sun Wukong was also a little unhappy. If the king of Dao is like this, he will not be able to cure his disease even in 1000 years.
After the ministers argued with him for a few words, he said again that he needs to see, hear, and ask carefully to treat diseases.
The imperial physician waiting at the side nodded in agreement: "That's true, even gods can't do without looking, smelling, asking, and seeing a doctor."
Hearing this, someone immediately went to the back to send a message to the king.
The king was lying on the dragon bed, but he refused to see strangers again.
After the servant came out to express the king's intention, Sun Wukong said: "It's okay, I have the ability to diagnose the pulse by hanging silk."
Hearing that he can be cured without meeting, the attendant immediately went in again to spread the word.
Hearing this, Tang Seng couldn't help going over to him and asking him: "Wukong, I haven't seen you cure illnesses as a teacher these years, so don't play tricks on me."
"Master doesn't know something. When my old grandson went to sea to study art, he also learned a few grass-tou prescriptions that can cure serious diseases."
After he finished speaking, the king over there agreed to Xuansi to diagnose the pulse.
Seeing that he insisted that he would, Tang Seng could only look helplessly at him and Zhu Bajie going to the back.
Little Shitou couldn't sit still, and Tang Seng ran away with them when he didn't like it.
"Brother Monkey, you said that you can use the thread to diagnose the pulse, how can there be a thread?"
Sun Wukong smiled and stretched out his hand: "That's right."
After he finished speaking, the three gold threads had already flowed along the screen to the place where the king was lying, and were caught in the hands of the servants.
"Wow~" The little guy approached curiously, and reached out to touch the three gold wires.
Inside the screen, the servant proposed to try Sun Wukong's skills, and instead of tying the thread to the king's wrist immediately, he tied it to the maid, the table leg, and the golden basin respectively.
Sun Wukong poked it out as soon as he touched it. Guessing that they were going to test himself, he deliberately controlled the golden thread to make a mess inside.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Hearing the movement, Xiao Shitou sneaked up to the screen and looked in. Seeing the table and the golden basin containing the fruit flying up, he couldn't help laughing very happily.
After tossing and tossing for a while, Monkey King pointed out the Yin, Wood and Jin veins, which aroused the admiration of the king and others.
After the episode, the gold thread was finally tied to the king's wrist.Monkey King didn't mess around anymore, but got his pulse seriously.
Seeing his concentration, Little Stone couldn't help imitating him.
After taking back the golden thread, Sun Wukong told his pulse first, and then concluded: "Your Majesty is frightened and worried. This is the symptom of 'two birds separated'."
"Miraculous doctor, miraculous doctor!" the king said in surprise.
When the ministers learned that he had really diagnosed and cured the king's illness, they all saluted and asked him to prescribe the right medicine as soon as possible.
The imperial physicians also admired him very much and asked him what medicine he needed.
Sun Wukong directly stated that it was the medicine that was needed, and sent someone to the post house, so that he could make medicine.
Although the imperial physician didn't understand why he had to use so many medicines, he hurriedly sent over 800 kinds of medicines.
When it was getting late, Tang Seng was staying in the Wenhua Palace, while Monkey King and the others went back to the post house.
After dinner, the three brothers and sisters took small stones and packed up the medicinal materials together.
The little guy held the pestle and pounded the medicine very hard, as if he thought it was quite fun.
Compared with him, Zhu Bajie is much more lazy, and he can't help complaining: "I said you can't open a medicine shop, I haven't heard of any medicine that can use [-] kinds of medicines, so the king just treats medicine as a meal. You have to eat it for a year and a half!"
"What do you know, idiot? My old grandson doesn't want people to recognize my recipe."
Seeing that the little guy had already pounded the medicine, Monkey King praised him for his ability, and then gave him another medicine to smash into powder.
"I'm the best at making medicine~" Xiao Shitou sat back on the small bench and continued to start.
Sun Wukong felt that he was really cute, so he touched his head and asked Drifting to scrape some ashes.
"So many medicines are not enough for you, what do you need?" Zhu Bajie puzzled.
"What do you know, the ash at the bottom of the pot is also known as 'Baicao Cream', which can cure all diseases." Monkey King said.
It was the first time Drifting knew that pot bottom ash could cure diseases, so he immediately went to the kitchen to get it.
As soon as he came back, Monkey King asked Zhu Bajie to fetch horse urine again.
"Brother Monkey, why did the king offend you? You want to drink horse urine!" Zhu Bajie said.
"The white dragon horse is the body of a dragon from the West Sea. If he pisses, how could he piss like an ordinary horse?"
Zhu Bajie went to get the horse urine after hearing the words, but he returned empty-handed after a while, saying that there was no horse urine at all.
Monkey King guessed something, so he went in person.
Drifting was rare to be curious, so he followed along, Xiaoshi naturally refused to stay alone, and went out while continuing to make medicine.
When they came to the side of the horse, the white dragon horse uttered a rare word: "Elder brother, they don't know, but you understand. I was originally the third prince of Xihai, but I was scaled off by Guanyin Bodhisattva only because I violated the rules of heaven." Turn into a white-horse camel master to learn scriptures from the west and atone for my sins. My defecation can turn fish into dragons, and grass into ganoderma, how can I scatter it at will.”
"The little white horse can talk!" Little Shitou didn't even mix the medicine, put down the things in his hands and rushed over to hug its front hooves in surprise.
Although the white dragon horse is no different from ordinary horses on weekdays, it still likes the little guy. After all, the little guy never forgets to give it a piece of delicious food, and likes to hold it and play with it.
After stabilizing its front hooves to prevent hurting the little guy, it lowered its head and rubbed against the little guy's face.
But Sun Wukong persuaded, saying that this place is the king of the West, and everyone will be well if he is cured, otherwise it may not be easy to leave here.
After being persuaded by him a few words, Bai Longma agreed.
After all the medicines were ready, Monkey King put together all the medicines needed, and finally made three pills.
The little guy didn't feel it when he was making medicine, but his hands were sore when he was going to sleep.
"I feel bad for the big rock..."
Seeing that he refused to sleep well, Monkey King wanted to knock him twice, but when he heard this, he quickly pulled him into his arms: "Where is it uncomfortable?"
"Hands hurt!"
The little guy's hands were not red or swollen, but he felt sore and uncomfortable.
The Drifting Monk, who had already been lying down, immediately brought a basin of hot water when he heard the words.
When he felt uncomfortable, Zhu Bajie got up, and after Drifting soaked his hands in hot water, Zhu Bajie and Monkey King rubbed them for him one by one.
The little guy felt comfortable and fell asleep slowly in Monkey King's arms.
Early the next morning, a servant from the palace came to fetch the medicine.
Sun Wukong deliberately gave the drug the name "Wu Jin Dan", and told his servant that the drug needs to be taken with rootless water.
"What is rootless water?" The little guy asked the servant's doubts.
Sun Wukong said: "Water without roots is water that falls from the sky and does not touch the ground."
The waiter nodded upon hearing this, saying that it would be easy, just wait until it rains.
"It doesn't have to be so troublesome, you just wait for the rootless water."
After Monkey King finished speaking, he went straight to the sky and asked the Dragon King to help him rain.
The Dragon King said that he didn't bring a rain gear, so it couldn't rain.
"It doesn't need much rain, just a medicine primer."
After the Dragon King understood what he meant, he simply sneezed a few times above the palace, which turned into a drizzle.
In the palace, it was discovered that the genius doctor said that if they were asked to catch the rain, the rain would indeed fall, and the servants took out pots to catch it excitedly.
The rain was light and short, but fortunately, the water received was more than enough to serve as a primer for taking medicine.
After Monkey King thanked the Dragon King for his return, the king had already taken the medicine, and sure enough, the medicine cured him.
King Longyan was very happy, and immediately ordered people to prepare a banquet to reward Tang Monk and his disciples.
"Elder Sun is really a miracle doctor."
The king was full of praise for Sun Wukong's medical skills, and he was no longer afraid of him at this time, and even held him in one hand and Tang Seng in the other, and went to the banquet with their master and apprentice.
Thinking of having a feast, Zhu Bajie followed behind and laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.
But Xiao Shitou, seeing Master and Da Shitou holding hands with others, couldn't help running forward and holding Monkey King's other hand.
Sun Wukong noticed his movement, pulled out the hand held by the king, and hugged the little guy directly.
Little Shitou finally cheered up with his arms around his neck, kicking his little feet in mid-air with crooked eyebrows.
The king hadn't recovered from his illness before, and he didn't have the extra energy to take care of other things, but now he became curious, looked at the little guy who was obviously not a monk, and asked, "Why does the holy monk take a child with him to learn Buddhist scriptures?"
After Tang Seng explained to him, the king smiled and said: "This child is born well."
"You look good too~" Xiao Shitou immediately praised him back when he heard him praise himself.
The little guy is not polite, but the king is indeed handsome.
The king was already in a good mood, and he couldn't help laughing loudly when he heard the words.
While talking, they were already seated, and the king raised his cup to toast.
Tang Monk didn't drink, and after he declined, the king didn't force him, and turned his head to respect Monkey King again.
Monkey King drank two glasses of wine in a row, Zhu Bajie was not happy, and yelled about the medicine he took and the horse urine he found.
Of course, he was stopped by Monkey King before he finished speaking, but the king still heard the word "horse".
"What did Elder Pig say about the horse?"
As soon as the king was puzzled, Little Shitou immediately said, "I know, it's a horse—"
Sun Wukong blocked the little guy's mouth with snacks, and said with a smile, "It's Aristolochia."
The king didn't know what kind of medicine Aristolochia was, so he couldn't help asking more questions.
"This medicine can relieve asthma and cough, invigorate deficiency and ventilate."
Monkey King is not talking nonsense, Aristolochia does have this effect.Tang Seng heard him speak clearly and logically, and felt that he really underestimated his apprentice, but he didn't expect him to have such a skill in medicine.
The king nodded repeatedly when he heard the words, praised him for his good medicine and toasted Zhu Bajie with a glass of wine.
"I want to drink too..." Xiao Shitou saw that they were all drinking, and couldn't remember the last time he said that the wine was bad.
When the king heard what he said, he immediately ordered someone to bring him a glass to pour wine, but was stopped by Monkey King.
"He will get drunk when he drinks water and wine, but I dare not give him a drink." Zhu Bajie followed suit thinking of his quarrel last time.
Seeing that they wouldn't let him drink, Little Stone snorted with puffed cheeks.
"It's not like I didn't drink too much, Xiao Shitou is obedient." Seeing him angrily, Tang Seng lowered his head and coaxed.
The little guy folded his hands on his chest and said, "Big Stone and the others like to drink!"
Monkey King was amused by him, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the food, and fed him before coaxing him.
The atmosphere at the banquet was very good, it can be said that the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.
It wasn't until he was full of wine and food that the smile on the king's face subsided a little, and he looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Elder Sun, I still have something to ask."
Sun Wukong stroked his beard and said without waiting for him to say: "Your Majesty's illness is caused by anxiety, but you want me to solve the root cause of your illness?"
Seeing that he had spoken out, the king nodded and sighed to explain his heart disease.
But it turns out that the king has a golden queen, who has a very good relationship with him.It's a pity that the sky doesn't follow people's wishes. On the Duanyang Festival three years ago, he was having a banquet with the queen, when a monster suddenly appeared, claiming to be Qilin Mountain Saitai Sui, and swept the queen away.
The king was frightened, and the zongzi he ate that day kept accumulating in his stomach, so his health became worse day by day, and he didn't recover until he took the "Wu Jin Dan".
After listening to his words, Monkey King expressed his willingness to save the queen for him and come back.
The king was very grateful when he heard the words, and said that if he could save the man, he would give up the throne to him.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help laughing when he heard that the king wanted beauties rather than power.
"Second Senior Brother, what are you laughing at?"
The little guy is young, Zhu Bajie is not easy to talk to him about these romantic affairs, so he joked: "I laughed, senior brother can be like a king right now."
"Go." Sun Wukong glanced at him, told him and Drifting to take care of the master and the little guy, and flew away.
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