To live in the floods [ floods ]

Another millennium passed, and the Xuanyuan Tomb Academy was flourishing, and all the goblins with a radius of thousands of miles were willing to hand over their cubs to Daji to learn some culture.

There is no way, times have changed, and now illiterate fairies will be at a disadvantage, literate and polite fairies know good and bad, are not easy to be deceived, and can recognize treasures when they encounter them, illiterate fairies are lucky to find treasures Can't recognize it either.Everyone else's cubs are literate, but yours is illiterate. Isn't this cheating children? You can't let your children suffer from the losses you have suffered.

In addition, Daji also taught useful things such as planting, raising and drawing spell formations, so after going back and forth, Xuanyuan Grave Academy gradually became famous, and the parents were very satisfied. The nape of the neck was thrown over. I used to eat and sleep at home, and my life was so happy. Now I am going to school before dawn, and I have not finished school until dark, and everyone complains.

The Shang Dynasty in the world was established and gradually prospered. After several migrations, Chaoge was finally established as the capital, and the king of Shang changed, and it was Wuyi.

Witch divination was prevalent in the Shang Dynasty, and Shang kings and nobles were superstitious about witch divination, but this Wu Yi was a deviant person. He filled a bag with the blood of livestock sacrificed to the heavens in a skin bag, hung it on a high place, and drew an arrow and a bow. The name is: shoot into the sky.

In the prehistoric times, the power of intercepting and elucidating the teachings became even greater. The test for the position of gods in the heavenly court by the disciples of the two religions had reached a fever pitch. There were few people who were educating and elucidating the teachings, but they were not to be outdone. The disciples then took the examination of civil servants in the heavenly court.

In the entire Heavenly Court, the disciples of Interpretation and Judgment each occupied half of the country, and they were jealous.As soon as Haotian had an order, everyone jumped out one after another, those who got the task smiled happily, and those who didn't beat their chest and stamped their feet, wishing to share the worries for His Majesty.

So, Haotian... gained weight.

Haotian caressed his increasingly obvious belly, twirling the beautiful beard that had flowed out in order to maintain his majesty over the years, and sighed: "Alas..."

Life is going so well, he is generous and fat, Yao Chi threatens to kick him out of bed if he gets fatter.

Suddenly, a flat and cold voice sounded in Haotian's ear.

"Haotian, hurry to Zixiao Palace."

Haotian looked serious, stood up and shook his sleeves: "I would like to abide by the decree of the Taoist ancestor."

After a while, Haotian arrived at Zixiao Palace. He pushed the door and walked in skillfully to the apse. There were no expensive decorations in the apse, only a table, chairs and a cup of cold tea.

Hongjun turned his back to him, Haotian couldn't see Hongjun's face, but by virtue of his familiarity with Hongjun, Haotian was keenly aware that Hongjun was very angry.

That's right, anger.Haotian confirmed again and again, and finally confirmed that Hongjun was angry, with his thumbs clinging to his cuffs, standing upright with a straight spine, like a lifeless jade.

Haotian couldn't remember how many years ago he saw Hongjun like this last time, but he was sure that although Hongjun was also angry, he was far less angry than he is today.

Hongjun calmed down for a while, then turned around, expressionless: "Haotian, did the disciples of Jiejiao and Chanjiao bully you because of the sage master?"

Haotian was confused, and subconsciously touched his bulging belly, which was raised little by little from the filial spiritual food of the teachers and nephews of the two religions.

"My lord, the disciples of the two senior brothers are very courteous, and they are not disrespectful to me."

Hongjun's tense expression relaxed a little, and he asked again: "The Heavenly Court has just been established, and you have lived in Zixiao Palace for a long time, and you have no reputation in the prehistoric world. Do you have someone useful to run the Heavenly Court?"

Haotian let out a long sigh, with a frowning face: "The disciple is also worried about this matter."

"There are too many people in the Heavenly Court, and it has already been overflowing. Not only are there no vacancies for the popular gods, but there are also a lot of gods who sweep the floor. I got more than a dozen golden fairies to sweep the floor." Haotian vomited bitterly.

Over the years, more and more people took the test for the position of God. In the beginning, only the disciples of Jiejiao came to take the test, and later the disciples of Xianjiao were mixed in. After that, the fact that the disciples of both religions wanted to enter the heavenly court spread to Honghuang for some reason When the casual cultivators and immortals saw that the disciples of the sages were scrambling to take the exam, they became excited and followed suit in a swarm.

Now the test god position is no longer called test god position, it is called test system, and it is said that it was named because of drought and flood protection, no danger, and rich income.

The corners of Hongjun's lips slightly raised an imperceptible arc, and his tightly clenched thumbs relaxed and drooped. The whole person was visibly happy, and he lowered his eyes and asked indifferently: "Then the disciples of Jujiao and Chanjiao are always against each other. Disturbing the prehistoric order?"

"Ah?" Haotian didn't know why Hongjun would ask him this. You old man knows the secrets of the sky, and you will know it soon after pinching your fingers. Why did you ask him such a sensitive question.

Out of respect for Hongjun, Haotian still answered honestly: "Although the nephews of the two schools are usually a little bit tit for tat, they are always scrupulous about the general situation, and they only compare which side has completed more difficult tasks, and which side's disciples are usually assessed. The higher the score, the higher the number of god positions the disciples get in the test... The disciples think that this effectively improves work efficiency, which is very good."

After finally making a fuss, Hongjun let go of Tiandao: "..."

This is different from the script I imagined.

Because the Lich War originally planned a double-death ending, Emperor Jun Taiyi's soul ran away, so he fell asleep for thousands of years and just felt that his power was threatened. He woke up with a bad stomach.

It just closed its eyes, how could this world have become so strange?

Yuanshi and Tongtian Dao are opposed to each other. Even if they can maintain peace because of their brotherhood, their disciples should still fight each other and regard each other as enemies.

Although Haotian is the emperor of heaven, he is just a boy serving tea and water in the Zixiao Palace aside from his identity as the emperor of heaven. How can those disciples of the Three Sects who have eyes above the top really respect him.

There is also Heaven, an empty shell with no name but no real power and background, who would spend a carefree life but come here and tremblingly be a god controlled by others?

Tiandao didn't understand, Tiandao didn't understand, Tiandao took the written be script and didn't know how to act it next.

Hongjun waved Haotian back with a smile on his face, and when Zixiao Palace returned to its usual silence, Hongjun looked at the void in front of him calmly: "I have already obeyed your wishes, now you can calm down. "

When the Dao of Heaven got stuck, Haotian didn't follow the script to cry out his grievances to Hongjun, but happily showed off that he was living a comfortable life, which made it completely unable to attract the God of Conferred Calamity.

The purpose of conferring the gods to measure the calamity is to confer the gods. The "cause" must be elicited by Haotian, the lord of the heaven, in order to produce the "effect" of the calamity. Quantitative robbery.

"If you still want to make trouble, I will ask Tongtian to ask you why you want to destroy his Jiejiao, and let Sanqing ask you why you want to divorce their brotherhood. Don't forget, this prehistoric is still transformed by Pangu. "Hongjun was silent for a moment, organized his words, and said clearly.

The way of heaven is stuck, and the sky is in the sky... This bastard is not to blame, relying on the fact that he is an immortal saint, he can't do anything about him, so he plays tricks, knowing that it feels uncomfortable in the whole way of heaven when he hears the word "cutting the sky", But he insisted on preaching in Zixiao Palace.

The last time it touched his apprentice with his hands, he was pregnant before he really felt it. The bastard Tongtian has been sitting on the ground in Zixiao Palace for 300 years, full of "cutting the sky" and "defying the sky"... It has caused deep spiritual damage.

To be honest, there are billions of people in Tiandao who don't want to see Tongtian.

Tiandao finally calmed down, but it did not give up the idea of ​​setting off the God Conferred Tribulation.

A few days later, Jieyin Zhunti cried bitterly in front of the gate of Zixiao Palace with a mournful face:

"Master is the master for my two brothers... The three senior brothers are too deceitful..."

Nu Wa poked her head out of the Wa Palace next door with sleepy eyes, and cursed: "Why are you crying in the early morning? You disturb people's sleep. Do you know? If you want to cry, don't you know? If you want to cry, you have to change the place to provoke people at the entrance of the Dao Palace. Do you think so?"

An hour later.

Nuwa sat in Zixiao Palace with her face ashen ashes, facing the Western Second Saint who was crying so hard that her body twitched, on the left side of her side was Yuanshi Tongtian who was called over with a confused face and Lao Tzu with a heavy complexion and guessing, and on the right was a face of "I Who is it, what am I doing here?" Haotian and Yaochi, and Hongjun, whose face was sinking like water, sat in the main seat above.

She wished she could give herself two slaps.Let you get up angry, let you get up angry, it's all right now, I've caused a lot of trouble and got involved in the calamity!

Others don't know Hongjun's purpose for calling them here, but Nuwa, who also lives 33 days away, knows that saints and Tiandao are on the same level. , although she could only get a little news, it was enough to make her tremble with fear.

Hongjun glanced around at the saints who were sitting at the bottom with different expressions, and his eyes paused imperceptibly as they passed over Tongtian, revealing a trace of unbearable.

This is the only disciple I accepted before I was sanctified. It is the disciple who climbed the wall to see me after the Zixiao Palace was closed all these years. It is the disciple who is mischievous but respects me sincerely. Now I want to say it from my own mouth. How can I bear the heartless words that destroy his sect?

"Today, Jieyin and Zhunti came to me and cried, saying that your three religions are domineering in the prehistoric world, and you look down on heaven in private. The way of heaven has a feeling, and you lowered the list of gods, and chose 360 ​​five gods of eight tribes. The three of you watched and filled in your names. Let's go." Hongjun spit out a series of words quickly, lowering his eyes and couldn't bear to see Tongtian's expression.

Among the three religions, only the Jiejiao has the most disciples. Most of the more than 300 gods have to be filled by the Jiejiao disciples. With such a staunch personality, how can Tongtian endure his disciples being bound by the heaven and losing their freedom?

"Yuanshi, aren't you the most polite, respecting the old and loving the young, do you know that! You should love your younger brother." Tong Tian clung to the first half of the list of gods, "Give it to me quickly, I have many disciples, I will fill it out first. "

Yuan Shi was not to be outdone, all the brothers and sisters present here were of the same generation, and he didn't care about his prestige, grabbing the tail of the list of gods and refusing to let go: "Although I don't have many disciples, I also have many disciples and grandchildren. You are younger than me, so you should respect your elder brother." !"

The two gritted their teeth and pulled back hard, saying in unison: "I'll fill it first!"

Hongjun who was about to grieve for his disciple: ...

Tong Tian complained loudly: "Obviously I cut off the teaching and established a joint relationship with the Heavenly Court to pass the exam. As a result, you see that you have merit and incense that you can grab and squeeze in. Most of my more than 5000 disciples are looking for nothing. If you don’t get a job, you’ll still have to intervene if you can’t find a living.”

Yuan Shi said bluntly: "Strength is the most important thing in the prehistoric world. My disciples have passed the test of your disciples, so they should naturally sit in the god position."

The more the two people quarreled, the more angry they became. Seeing that one drew out Yu Ruyi and the other drew out Qingping sword, they were about to fight on the spot.

"Senior brothers, listen to me..." Zhunti's soul fluctuated, and he gritted his teeth after receiving Tiandao's signal.

"Shut up!" Yuanshi Tongtian turned his head and shouted angrily.

Zhunti looked at Hongjun pitifully, hoping that Hongjun could make the decision for him. Hongjun looked at the green tea beside his hand intently, as if drinking tea for countless years became interesting in an instant.

Seeing that no one spoke, Zhunti was bitter. Due to the urging of heaven, he could only bite the bullet and interrupt the quarrel between Yuanshi and Tongtian: "...Which names are filled in this list of gods? Decide?"

Elaborating on teaching and cutting off teaching do not hurt both sides, so there is no room for development in Western teaching.Although Zhunti didn't want to get involved in Sanqing, he had to cooperate with Heaven's calculations.

The atmosphere became quiet all of a sudden, and Zhunti breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the two of Yuanshi Tongtian should know that the list of gods is to be sent to death, they can't let their disciples be sent to death, they will definitely try their best to shirk it to each other, and then the brothers will turn their faces , to give them an opportunity to take advantage of the West.

"Oh——I remembered." Tong Tian suddenly realized and clapped his hands, "Isn't it true that the battle rounds of explaining education and intercepting education are the winners and losers? Friendship is the first joint exercise proposal for disciples of the three religions, let me find out where I threw it..."

Tong Tian reached into the void and fumbled for a while, then threw the Qingping sword in his hand, and threw it impartially in front of Zhunti.

Zhunti looked at the Qingping sword that Tongtian had just cut in front of him not long ago: "..."

Tong Tian turned over and took out another sword. He frowned and muttered: "It's not this one either."

Throwing it casually, the sword landed right in front of Jieyin.

"Not this one, nor here, hey, it's not..." Tongtian muttered to himself while "throwing" all kinds of spiritual treasures he took out, most of them were swords, and the rest were maces and meteor hammers. such as.

Coincidentally, each of them fell in front of the Western duo fairly.

Zhunti couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Brother Tongtian, there is no longer enough spirit treasures that you 'casually' threw in front of us."

bang.

Four Zhuxian swords with their scabbards smashed on Zhunti's leader, and the two men had two symmetrical big bumps on their hairless heads, like the temples of a little boy.

Tong Tian glanced at them, and apologized perfunctorily without sincerity: "I'm sorry, two junior brothers, I was unsteady just now, and I didn't hold the Zhu Xian sword. You are not injured, are you?"

Do you see that the big bag on our head looks unharmed!Qiqi scolded in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it. They already knew how bad Tongtian was when they were beaten up. This guy is unreasonable and only talks about physics. Now that Sanqing is here, their brothers are fighting Another beating.

Seeing how the two dared not speak out, Tong Tian felt better, and then slowly took out a jade tube from the void.

"It turned out that I put it at the bottom of the box, no wonder it's so hard to find."

Tong Tian picked the corner of his eyes on purpose, and his lazy tone deserved as much beating as he wanted. At least when he heard Zhun Ti, his teeth itch with hatred, wishing to rush forward and fight Tong Tian desperately.