To live in the floods [ floods ]

In the main hall of Qilinya Longevity Palace, Shang Qian sitting behind the table in the main hall casually counted the treasures on the table: "Five, four, three..."

When the last "one" fell, a panting figure just stepped over the threshold and stopped in front of the table.

The corner of Shang Qian's mouth curled up into a smile, and he raised his head unsurprisingly, with Duo Bao holding the flowerpot reflected in his eyes.

"Ah, isn't this Junior Brother Duobao? Long time no see." Shang Qian deliberately emphasized the word "long time no see" in a strange tone.

Duobao blushed, wishing she could hide her face and leave.After all, before Yizhuxiang, I had vowed to stand here and make up my mind that I would never be fooled by Shangqian again...

"I also want a full set of Taoist palace design services." Duobao broke the pot, anyway, he has lost enough people in Shangqian.

Duobao comforted himself numbly, at least, if he was tricked by Shangqian, others would laugh at him for being poor and unable to afford the so-called "high-end design, top service".

If you are laughed at, you will be laughed at. Duobao is in a calm mood. After all, there are too many lice and it doesn't itch.

A smile flashed in Shang Qian's eyes, and she knew that according to Duobao's face-saving temperament, she would definitely take the initiative to give treasures.

It's still too tender, do you think she's selling a Taoist palace?

What she sells is not Dao Palace, but levels.The four inner sect disciples of Jiejiao, the other three have Taoist palaces that are "designed by Youchao himself, refined by phoenixes, full of force", and you are the only one who doesn't have one. Isn't that inferior?What Duobao cares most about is face, he will not wish to be inferior to others.

Shang Qian sighed softly, full of water, while looking at the three-color spirit chrysanthemum that she had been thinking about for three days, said lightly: "These are not enough."

Duobao's face was flushed, and he gritted his teeth, wishing he had Shangqian's meat in his mouth: "The price has increased again?"

Shang Qian clapped his hands and smiled lightly: "As expected of Junior Brother Duobao, he is really smart."

Who the hell wants this cleverness.Duobao was so angry that he cursed secretly, and ruthlessly added another sum to the top-ranked Shang Qian in his little revenge book.

If there is a second person who can see this Duobao exclusive vengeance notebook, they will find a long string of orthographic characters after the name "Shangqian". ...

Duobao resentfully took out the magic weapon he had prepared long ago from his sleeve and threw it on the table.

The skilled action makes people feel distressed.

Shang Qian quickly grabbed all the treasures in front of him with both hands, and Duobao's heart ached even more with his skillful movements.

"Take the number plate and go to the third room from the left in the backyard to line up." Shang Qian said with a smile on his face, "If you don't want to line up, you can also open a VIP card, all you need is an elixir from the celestial realm."

Still waiting in line, and the VIP card... Duobao gritted his teeth, snorted coldly, and left with a gust of wind with a flick of his sleeves.

Shang Qian was still yelling behind him: "Junior Brother, your Daoist robe is easy to be damaged in such a way, I still have Daoist robe customization business here..."

Duobao staggered, and hurried away without looking back.

I'm afraid that Shang Qian will pay more attention to him.

Shangqian waited until Duobao was completely gone, then squinted and smiled on the table, and lit the treasure while smiling: "Sure enough, it's interesting to make such a fool."

Jinling Wudang and Guiling were sent under Tongtian's family to practice in Kunlun Mountain not long after they were born. Although they are not young, they are still pure-hearted, and they believe what Shang Qian says.

Only Duobao is worthy of being the future leader of a religion, with extraordinary talent, wisdom, and orderly handling of affairs.But occasionally, especially when Shang Qian was about to persecute him, he was always clever but was mistaken by cleverness.

He could see that selling money to Dao Palace would definitely make a lot of money from it, so he wanted to directly refine it by himself, and successfully saw through the consumption trap.

"However." Shang Qian's joyful palm melted a small spiritual spring to water Lingju, "It's still too little knowledge."

Market economy is a science no less complicated than Taoism.

Shang Qian crossed his legs, sat on the soft seat, raised his head and called out to the void: "Master, Master, are you there?"

After a while, Tongtian's voice appeared out of nowhere: "What's the matter looking for a teacher, I'm visiting your uncle here, and I won't be able to go back for a while."

"Guess where your master finally chose to be the dojo, you will never guess it." Tongtian chattered endlessly, and it was obvious that he wanted to share with others.

Shang Qian said loudly, "Just found an inconspicuous hill?"

Tong Tian said: "I just said that no one can guess... Hey, how do you know, brother told you in advance?"

Tong Tian's tone was very surprised, if he hadn't followed Lao Tzu and watched Lao Tzu take Xuandu and Qingniu all the way north, and when he was tired, he stopped and picked an unnamed hill at random, he wouldn't believe that his elder brother would be so rash Just decide on the dojo.

"Master's way is to let nature take its course. Choosing an ashram must mean picking one that is pleasing to the eye. It will be there wherever you go." Shang Qian explained.

Lao Tzu who was sitting next to Tong Tian also heard this sentence, smiled cheerfully, and nodded slightly while twirling his beard.

"good."

Tong Tian muttered in a low voice unwillingly: "Rebel, anyone can learn the way..."

Shang Qian pretended not to hear, she said with a smile: "Master is a guest at the Grand Master's place, does the Second Senior Master know the Grand Master's ashram now?"

"He doesn't know." Tong Tian was thoughtful.

He knew Yuan Shi's awkward temper, if Yuan Shi knew that he was with his elder brother but didn't take him with him, he would definitely lose his temper.

"I'm going to pull Yuanshi here." Tongtian always did what he said, and he hurriedly dropped a sentence, cut off the connection with Shangqian, and headed towards Kunlun with ease.

After Shang Qian got the desired result from Tongtian, he left the main hall in no time, and went straight to the apse, ready to implement the plan.

For this matter, you have to find someone to cooperate with, and it will be miraculously effective if one pretends to be red and the other pretends to be bad.

Duobao was reluctantly queuing up, scolding Shangqian secretly, when suddenly a familiar figure came straight towards him.

Can Shang Qian hear what is in his heart?Duobao was startled, and lowered his head tremblingly, as if he couldn't see Shangqian.

I prayed in my heart "I can't see me" "I can't see me"...

It's a pity that Duobao's luck has always been bad, Shangqian didn't even look at others, he went directly to Duobao, pulled up his sleeves and forcibly pulled Duobao to the side hall.

Duobao was very guilty, and after only a few symbolic struggles, he resignedly gave up resisting and prepared to be beaten.

Shang Qian looked at Duobao in surprise, a little surprised that this guy didn't struggle, was it because he was afraid of hurting face if people came and went, so he simply followed her?

Not bad, there is progress.

Shangqian dragged Duobao to the side hall, and waved his hands to lay down several layers of barriers to isolate him from inspections, making Duobao even more ashamed, thinking, he won't be beaten to death here today, right?

"I'm going to Kunlun Mountain, will you follow me?" Shang Qian cleared his throat.

"what?"

Shang Qian frowned: "Didn't hear clearly? What I mean is that I'm going to Kunlun Mountain to befriend other juniors and benefit them. Would you like to come with me?"

Didn't I hear him secretly scolding her for coming to settle accounts?Duobao breathed a sigh of relief, and he said, what a coincidence, Shangqian appeared in front of him just when he secretly scolded the most.

It turned out that they wanted to sell the Dao Palace to the group of Chanjiao... huh?People who pit the teachings!

Duobao was immediately refreshed, and agreed: "Okay! I'll go with you to explain and teach."

Shang Qian didn't quite understand why Duobao was as excited as if he had been slapped with chicken blood, but she still quickly denied it: "What is pitting education, you should be careful when you speak. Red flowers, white lotuses and green lotus leaves, the three teachings are originally a family. , I am here to share good things, to benefit the brothers and fellows of Chanjiao.”

Duobao looked at Shangqian without a word, and nodded perfunctorily: "Yeah, you are benefiting them."

As a person who has been benefited, he finally understands that there are neither lies nor truth in Shangqian's mouth, they are all lies.

Shangqian clicked his tongue, and Duobao hurriedly urged her: "Don't worry about other things. This thing that will benefit the teachers and brothers should be done quickly. It is better to hit the sun than choose the day. Let's go now."

In fact, I originally wanted to give you a [-]% discount on your Dao Palace as a reward.Shang Qian took another look at Duobao, who was gloating, and silently swallowed the words, forget it, he didn't care about his appearance, so he thought it was saving her money.

Duobao didn't hear Shangqian's answer, and was anxious to urge him, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Shangqian looking at him with an embarrassed face twisting his sleeve corner.

Duobao suddenly raised his vigilance, and his heart skipped a beat: "What do you want to do?"

Subconsciously took two steps back.

Shang Qian looked around for a moment to make sure there was no one around, and then lowered his voice: "I am the first disciple of the Interceptor."

"Big sister." Duobao felt more and more that Shang Qian had a conspiracy.

"Well, so, the price I cut off for us is the internal price of the same door." Shangqian said something meaningful, "It can't be this price for explaining education, do you understand?"

Duobao was full of energy: "Understood! Sell them double!"

Shang Qian was silent for a moment.

"My original price was one and a half times."

Duobao gritted his teeth: "It's too low, there are only twelve disciples in Chanjiao, and they have plenty of treasures and medicines, so we can't take advantage of them."

"Junior brother, you've lost your mind." Shang Qian disagreed.

She was worried, how could the relationship between elucidating teaching and cutting teaching come to such a point, could the students of the two teachings still have time to find fault with each other under such a tight exam frequency?

This is not good, why should we have internal confrontation if we can live in peace, it will make Western religion easier.

Duobao lowered his eyes, expressionless: "Cihang and Manjusri have been scolding you behind your back. They say you are as cowardly as a mouse, bully others with your power, and flatter Yuanshi sage..."

click-

The vase, which looked very expensive at first glance, was swung down and smashed to pieces.

Shang Qian laughed angrily: "Double it! Sell it to them at ten times the price! Especially those few who dare to speak ill of me behind my back, if I can't kill them, I'm ashamed of the name Shang and Qian!"

...Actually, I think they are telling the truth.Duobao smiled sheepishly, and closed his mouth knowingly. He unilaterally believed that he would find Shangqian to avenge his revenge one day. In order to accomplish this great goal, saving his life is the most important thing now.

The two came to Kunlun Mountain aggressively. Outside Kunlun Mountain, Shang Qian took a deep breath and showed a gentle and gentle smile.

"Have you memorized the script?" Shang Qian whispered softly, with tenderness in his eyes.

Duobao shivered, and quickly looked away: "We came back because some disciples dropped something a few days ago, so you and I came back to get it. Then when I 'passed by' the current cave of Chanjiao's disciples, I showed contempt , you 'secretly' told Yu Ding that we are building Taoist palaces in the Jiejiao."

Duobao memorized the plot proficiently, and couldn't help but ask: "Are you sure they will come to you to build a more expensive Taoist palace if this happens?"

Why does it feel like he and Shang Qian didn't do anything?

Shang Qian put his hands behind his back in an inscrutable way: "The mountain people have their own tricks."

"Don't worry, Chanjiao's disciples are like teachers, and they have a lot of thoughts. They know from Yuding that after we build the Dao Palace, they will definitely send people to the East China Sea to investigate. Then they will know that our Taoist Palace is prosperous. The Chanjiao disciples love it the most." For face, they won't let their Taoist palace be laughed at by the sect, and they will naturally come to ask for better ones."

Duobao thought about it carefully, and applauded: "Yes, these hypocrites who want to lose face will definitely take the initiative to ask for the door, and then we will be able to ask for prices."

and many more.

Why does this routine sound so familiar?

Replace the Chanjiao disciple with him, and replace the jade cauldron with Jinling... Duobao became ashamed after realizing it.

After realizing some facts, Duobao felt as if he had been slapped twice by himself who foolishly held Lingju in the afternoon looking for money, and his face was burning hot.

"Hey, Junior Brother, why did you stop laughing all of a sudden?" Shang Qian opened his mouth in surprise at this moment, and stabbed him in the wound again.

Duobao: "..."

Shang Qian laughed loudly: "The disciples of Chanjiao dare to speak ill of me behind my back, don't you know that they are like fools in my eyes."

Duobao, the idiot who also scolded Shangqian behind his back: "..."

"Junior brother, please say something." Shang Qian felt that Duobao's face was ugly, and patted his shoulder worriedly, for fear that his poor health would affect his sales of the Dao Palace.

Duobao: "...I'm so stupid, really."