To live in the floods [ floods ]

"Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, where are you going~"

A gloomy voice sounded from behind, and Di Jun's feet stiffened for a moment before he stepped out of the heavenly court, and then he retracted as if nothing had happened.

Turning around, the gentle man dressed in a blue robe, with a jade belt around his waist, and with ink-painted brows stared at him expressionlessly.

Fuxi suppressed his anger, and said softly: "Di Jun, you are the demon emperor, and all the affairs of the heaven are waiting for you to deal with, but now you ignore all the affairs of the heaven, and run to the wilderness every day, what a shame."

Anyone who is not only doing his own job due to his immediate boss running away every now and then, but also taking on the job that his immediate boss should do, will not look good.Doubling the workload without wages, is this what people should do!

Di Jun smiled awkwardly under Fu Xi's condemning gaze: "I didn't leave Tai Yi to you..." His voice became weaker and weaker.

Obviously, Di Jun knew very well what his own younger brother looked like. If Tai Yi were to fight, he would be able to fight ten out of ten, but if he were to govern the Heavenly Court, that would be difficult for a purely strong bird.

"Hmph, whatever, I think you have other important matters, so I won't ask any more." Fuxi also knew that the emperor is not ignorant of the importance, and now put aside the affairs of heaven, nine out of ten have more important things to do do it.

He came to block people today, just to complain about working overtime for days on end.

Di Jun secretly heaved a sigh of relief, flipped the wide sleeve of his right hand behind him without any trace, and then stepped out of the heaven as if nothing had happened.

Fuxi, who stayed where he was, stroked his smooth chin in surprise, stared at Di Jun's distant figure thoughtfully, and focused his eyes on the two slightly protruding sleeves of Di Jun's right hand.

Strange, his intuition always felt that something was wrong.Moreover, according to his understanding of his long-time friend, did Di Jun just feel a little guilty.

Fuxi shook his head, stopped thinking deeply, and turned to step on the cloud and go in the direction of the lunar star.If the immediate boss doesn't do things, he can't always let himself do his job. Now it seems that only Xi He is a little more reliable, who can temporarily replace Di Jun's original job with his identity and strength.

Di Jun, who was sure that he was completely out of Fuxi's sight, heaved a sigh of relief. The handsome and majestic Yaohuang carefully took out two eggs from his right sleeve, observed them carefully, and heaved a sigh of relief after making sure that the two eggs were more vigorous.

Di Jun smiled wryly and said, "They are really two little troublemakers."

Even he couldn't see the specific origin of these two birds' eggs, and the origin of the eggs that could withstand the three-legged Golden Crow's body hatching close to him was probably no small matter.It's just that the matter of hatching eggs is not big or small, but it really makes him a little embarrassed.

He had to carry these two eggs close to his body whenever and wherever. If his subordinates and friends saw them, wouldn't it damage his majestic majesty.

Di Jun's speed was extremely fast, and he rushed from Heaven to Honghuang in less than a stick of incense, and landed in a valley three thousand miles away from Kunlun Mountain.

Under an ancient tree tens of feet high, a gentle woman with crescent eyebrows, plain teeth and vermilion lips held a sapphire teapot in her plain hand, and was pouring tea with lowered eyebrows. She raised her head and smiled slightly when she sensed someone coming.

Di Jun subconsciously smiled back, and then sighed helplessly when he realized it.

"Fellow Daoist Shangqian is still so polite. I don't know how to deal with this grand hospitality."

Shang Qian replied with a smile: "Let it be as it is."

At this time, it has been nearly a hundred years since the two met for the first time. During these hundred years, the two people will meet here every year to exchange ideas.

Sometimes it was Shang Qian who talked about management and various historical and political stories she adapted from the prehistoric version, and sometimes it was Di Jun who told the various news and prehistoric trends obtained by the Yaozu.

The two hit each other unexpectedly, and after going back and forth, besides the exchange of interests, they also developed a few traces of sincerity.

Di Jun put a golden red golden crow feather cushion on the stone table, and then gently put the two eggs on it with his right hand.

Shang Qian looked at it carefully, nodded in satisfaction, and then kept taking out jade tubes from his sleeves, one piece, two pieces, ten pieces, 100 yuan... He piled up a small pile half a person's height on the stone table, and picked up the topmost jade tube. Yu Tong began to say something to the two eggs.

——"Prenatal Education", also known as "Shangqian Apprentice Exclusive Elite Education Program" and "The First Step of Genius, Shangqian Brand Jade Tube".

Listen carefully, this time the recitation is about breaking through and stabilizing the realms of heavenly immortals to golden immortals.

Di Jun was no stranger to the strange thing. After obtaining Shang Qian's consent, Di Jun also picked up a jade tube and looked at it carefully. After reading a few articles, he couldn't help but secretly admire it.

He was born as a Taiyi True Immortal, and he never lived in the realm of Heavenly Immortal and Golden Immortal, but even from now on, these tricks are very effective.

Alas, it's a pity that the people who wrote these tricks were destined not to join the Heavenly Court.

After three full days and three nights like this, Shang Qian finished reading the content of prenatal education this time, picked up the tea cup, and took a sip of the tea to moisten his throat.

For the future of her apprentice, she was really worried.Honghuang's top three-legged golden crow hatching service, the first disciple of Tongtian sage uses the content of Daozu Hongjun's sermons to teach prenatal education, and two lovely peacocks and Jinpeng cubs will surely be hatched.

Only then did Di Jun leisurely put down the teacup in his hand, and said softly, "The situation is a bit unsatisfactory recently."

Shang Qian suppressed the smile on his face, and said seriously, "What's wrong with Kunpeng?"

Di Jun nodded.

Kunpeng is a [-]-year-old boy, Di Jun already knew this.It's just that Kunpeng is one of the most powerful among the monster clan, so he had to be allowed to take up a position in the heavenly court.

It's just that it's clear that what Kunpeng wants is real power, not an illusory, just-sounding title of demon master.

"Those two from the West have been trying to expand the Western religion these years, but the results are not very satisfactory." Di Jun said indifferently, "The racial composition of the monster clan is mixed, and it is much easier to split than the witch clan."

Obviously, the two saints in the west are not willing to be bare commanders, but want to fish in troubled waters to find a group of disciples, and the Yaozu is the best target now.

Shang Qian also felt that the two sages in the West were lingering ghosts, and they would come to Kunlun Mountain every few hundred years to find disciples in the name of discussing Taoism.

At least as far as Shang Qian knew, Chang Er Ding Guang's [-]-year-old boy had already hooked up with those two, but since there was no clear evidence, she couldn't say much.

Unexpectedly, those two sages in the west not only set their minds on Jiejiao and Chanjiao, but even the Yaozu.

Shang Qian frowned slightly, always feeling that he seemed to have left behind some important information.Yaozu, the West... A thought flashed across like lightning.

"Di Jun, is there a big monster named Jin Chanzi in your Heavenly Court?" Shang Qian asked hastily.

Di Jun pondered for a moment, then slowly said: "Yes. It's a prehistoric beast, leaning towards Kunpeng."

After all, the birds, beasts, fish and insects in the prehistoric world belong to the monster clan, and it is normal for Jin Chanzi to be among them.

"He is a spy of the Western religion." Shang Qian exhaled, she understood the origin of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha in Tang Seng's previous life.

Di Jun was surprised, raised his eyebrows slightly: "Are you sure?"

Shang Qian nodded resolutely. The entire Journey to the West proved that Jin Chanzi definitely hooked up with the West very early on.

Di Jun laughed: "Shang Qian, you have helped me a lot."

There is a spy who I know is the other party, but the other party does not know that the spy has been discovered, most likely to do a lot of things.Even if he is an immortal saint, he, Di Jun, cannot be bullied by him.

When leaving in a hurry, Di Jun still didn't forget to stuff the two eggs in his arms.

It's really strange, every time he communicates with Shang Qian, he always thinks these two eggs are surprisingly cute.

Look at this round and smooth bird shell, so transparent!

Shang Qian leisurely returned to Kunlun Mountain, thinking in his heart that the plan of the two Taoists from the west to bring their disciples to Kunlun Mountain for exchange in a hundred years' time would come to nothing.

On Biyou Mountain, a woman is pulling a man secretly watching the figure of Shangqian going from outside Kunlun Mountain to Qilin Cliff via Biyou Mountain.

"Senior Brother, do you think that Senior Sister has gone out too often these years?" Jin Ling said viciously, pulling Duobao hard.

Duobao was trying to save his robe from the hands of Jin Ling, when he heard this, he replied casually: "Didn't Shang Qian often stay in the mountains before, maybe she went to see those weak human races again."

Really, it has nothing to do with where Shang Qian goes and what he does.Duobao thought, he wished that Shangqian would be injured outside and then usurp the throne and take charge of the power of education.

Jin Ling raised his eyebrows: "Impossible, if senior sister goes to the human race, she can't just go out for a few days. The place where senior sister goes must not be far from Kunlun Mountain."

Duobao rolled his eyes speechlessly, not knowing what Jin Ling was thinking.

"Is senior sister raising other juniors and juniors outside?" Jin Ling was full of danger, she felt that she might not be Senior Sister Shangqian's favorite junior.

How can this work!

Duobao complained: "Junior brothers and younger sisters must have a master... You said that it is more reliable for Shang Qian to raise a young lover outside."

Besides, even if Shang Qian raises a mountain of juniors and juniors outside, as long as the master doesn't admit that he is not a disciple of Jiejiao, what does it have to do with him?

Alas, it's June again, and he hasn't finished distributing the pills and spiritual herbs for each peak this month. He has to go to the White Tiger Clan at the end of the month, and the little prince of the White Tiger Clan is about to get married...

Duobao has already been worried about the big and small things of cutting off the teaching, and he has no energy to play with Jin Ling to play tricks of children's jealousy.

Jin Ling snorted softly: "Senior Sister used to pull you over every year to give you lectures, but have you been called to teach you every year for the past few years?"

Cut, it's not a small matter, it's obviously just teaching him some messy things, and then sending him to do these chores that should have been done by the first disciple!

Duobao was so angry, how could Shangqian forget to call him over to squeeze his labor force, just like the last time... was five years ago...

Duobao was silent.

"Who cares to ask her to give me a lecture!" Duobao became angry with embarrassment.

Damn money!Originally, I even told him something, but now he has been doing chores for five years for nothing, and he has not gained any knowledge.

It's unreasonable for this merchant to go out to find other people every day, regardless of the things he cut off from teaching!

The corner of Jin Ling's mouth twitched, and he didn't know where to start complaining: "Didn't you just look like you didn't care... Forget it, in order to prevent the senior sister from being snatched away, I think we should find out which little goblin outside seduced the senior sister."

Although Jin Ling despises Duobao, but now that she is in urgent need of a helper, she can only pinch her nose and endure this capricious senior brother for the time being.

Duobao hesitated, secretly followed Shangqian?He still remembers the lesson he taught thousands of years ago, and it was just saying bad things about Shang Qian behind his back. If he followed her this time, wouldn't he be beaten even harder?

"Oh—maybe senior sister goes out every year just to give a small lecture to that person outside, alas, maybe that person is someone who senior sister is going to train to take over." Jin Ling deliberately dragged out his voice.

Duobao was furious: "I promised, isn't it just to follow Shangqian, I'll be with you."

Jin Ling stared blankly at Duo Bao's back as he turned and left: "Oh, what are you going to do?"

"Give those stupid disciples pills and spirit grass!" Duobao scolded, while rushing to work obediently according to the plan.

Damn it!These will be finished in three days, and three days later, he will go to the White Tiger Clan to watch the Taoist companion ceremony of the little tiger who has not even grown his fur. What kind of Taoist companion can a young cub find for practicing dishonestly?wasting time!

The despicable and shameless Shangqian dared to hook up outside!Is there no younger brother or younger sister in Kunlun Mountain, and I have to go outside to look for it again...Damn it!