To live in the floods [ floods ]

The banquet for the saints in the prehistoric age must not be like the big table meal of the later generations. The saint sat at the head, and then said to eat with chopsticks, and then he ate with crackling.

After discussing with Guang Chengzi, Shang Qian made the banquet more like a ball.

The food cooked with all kinds of spirit beasts and spirit fruits is placed on a long table, with several exquisite small plates on one side, and it is served in the form of a buffet.

When you want to eat something, you can get what you want, and when you don't want to eat, you can find two or three friends to talk about the way.

Di Jun's eyes were amazed by this different method from Hong Huang's usual banquets. He walked around the hall a few times and secretly wrote down this method of banquets, planning to use it in the next heavenly gathering.

However, compared to this ingenious banquet, what attracted Di Jun's attention was the money.

Di Jun skillfully penetrated into the two strange Da Luo Jinxians, chatted with them, and after a heart-to-heart talk, the two Da Luo Jinxians readily agreed to join the Heavenly Court.

When Di Jun was in a good mood and was looking for his next target, he couldn't help looking for Shang Qian in the crowd.

Sure enough, in another pile of Daluo Jinxian, a businessman who was talking and laughing was found.As far as Di Jun knew, these Da Luo Jinxians were all spirit plants or spirit beasts.

Meet friends in wine, meet opponents in chess... Di Jun squinted his eyes, turned his head and ordered Tai Yi who followed him.

"Taiyi, don't follow me anymore. In the prehistoric world, there are few strong people gathered like today. It's time for you to make some new friends. How can you follow your brother all day long?"

Taiyi's appearance is [-]% similar to that of Dijun, but his personality is completely different. Among the monsters, Dijun has always been in charge of speaking, and Taiyi is in charge of fighting, so his personality is much simpler.

Hearing what Di Jun said, Tai Yi hesitated and obediently responded.

After a while, there was another Taiyi beside Shang Qian who took the initiative to come forward.

To be honest, Dijun and Taiyi are too similar in appearance, the difference today is that Dijun is wearing an eye-catching golden red robe and a white jade crown, while Taiyi is a low-key black robe with black cuffs and gold trim.

Shang Qian looked at Tai Yi who was beside him with a simple look, and always felt very strange, but the same face felt completely different.

Shang Qian smiled and said, "Friend Taidao, do you need to find my master for anything?"

Tai Yi shook his head slightly, the tips of his ears turned red quickly, he whispered: "Fellow Daoist Shangqian, can we be friends?"

Shang Qian: "...?"

She looked at Tai Yi calmly, and a series of conspiracy theories flashed in her mind, such as "wooing the Sanqing", "strengthening the connection with the Nuwa saint", "seeking news about the saint".

Tai Yi stood there helplessly, letting Shang Qian look at him, his ears blushing completely: "I just think that Fellow Daoist Shang Qian is as kind as my brother..."

Intuition is quite accurate.Shang Qian had no choice but to come to the conclusion that Donghuang Taiyi, who was famous for his combat prowess in the prehistoric world, and was even vaguely known as "No.

On the other side of the hall, Di Jun looked away in satisfaction, with an approachable smile on his face, and raised his wine glass to the next group of people.

Sure enough, as he expected, after Taiyi left him, he would definitely find someone who felt "kind" and directly asked to make friends.And Shang Qian, who has some similar characteristics to him, will definitely make Tai Yi feel kind.

The first disciple of Tongtian, Nuwa's best friend, was able to give her a part of the merits and virtues when Sanqing was sanctified, and tied up four saints in one fell swoop. What a powerful backing this is.

Not to mention Di Jun's admiration for Shang Qian's ability after seeing him today... No matter from which point of view, this leading disciple of the Jiejiao is worth making friends with.

Shangqian quietly followed Taiyi's words.

"...so my elder brother handles the affairs of the Heavenly Court on weekdays." Tai Yi was a little shy, and added slightly, "I am only better than my elder brother in fighting. Of course, it is far worse than before the Holy Master Tongtian was sanctified."

Shang Qian showed an expression of admiration: "Eastern Emperor Taiyi, the No. 1 name under the sage has been spread throughout the prehistoric world. Even my master agrees with this point. Why should you underestimate yourself as a friend of Taiyi? In my opinion, Taiyi You really are amazing."

Tai Yi's face has already been covered with a thin layer of red from shame, and there are some goddesses who claim to be powerful around them, their eyes are already shining, and they are about to move.

Shang Qian very "considerately" introduced Tai Yi to several female fairies and then left without haste.

Throw away after use.

Shang Qian held the plate in his hand and thought about it.Dijun has a relatively high IQ and EQ, and Taiyi has a strong cultivation base and unparalleled combat power, one is wise and the other is brave, and they are comparable.

Kunpeng wins in Nenggou, because he heard from the Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation to the Self-Cultivation Palace and then experienced the Lich Tribulation to survive the Conferred God Quantity Tribulation, and he was still alive and well until Journey to the West, and his fortune was good.However, from Taiyi's mouth, Shang Qian also knew some of Kunpeng's actions. This guy is not morally good, and this alone is enough to exclude him from the reserve of hatching dads.

Shang Qian sighed, whether it is wisdom or strength, and it is necessary to plan as soon as possible before the conflict between the Liches is so fierce. If it is later, I am afraid that the cause and effect between the Liches will be involved.

Annoyance, annoyance.

After this sanctification celebration banquet, the guests and the host enjoyed themselves.

The only two dissatisfied are Duobao and Changer Dingguangxian.

Duobao is better. After all, he is the future Tathagata Buddha, and he still knows how to cover up his scheming. In comparison, the jealousy in the eyes of Immortal Chang-eared Dingguang almost overflows.

Dingguang, who was originally a rabbit, was often bullied because of his race in the prehistoric world. It almost became instinct to admit defeat, beg for mercy and run away.Fortunately, he lived close to Kunlun Mountain, and he caught up with Kunlun Mountain as soon as he knew that Sanqing was recruiting disciples, and then he quickly hugged Duobao's thigh and was accepted by Tongtian.

This was a complete shame, Chang-eared Ding Guangxian was proud, and felt that no one would dare to underestimate him in the future.Unexpectedly, a few days before the triumphant days, the senior sister Shang Qian who had never seen her before returned to the mountain.

She has been favored by Master Tongtian. Among all the disciples, he is the only one who can be called Master Tongtian. Even Taishang Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun also favor her. After returning to Kunlun Mountain, there is no such thing as Bajing Palace Yuqing Palace to Biyou Palace. Where she can't go.

Chang-er Ding Guangxian didn't like trading money when they met for the first time, so why would she have everything...

"Senior Brother, it's really unfair. We prepared the food and place for this banquet, but the credit goes to Senior Sister." Chang Er Ding Guangxian followed behind Duo Bao indignantly.

Duobao didn't say anything, just glanced at Chang-eared Dingguangxian, neither objecting nor agreeing.

The long-eared Dingguangxian laughed lightly in his heart, and the expression on his face became even more angry.

Some people are like this, small-minded but unwilling to admit it.

Suddenly, Duobao and Chang-eared Dingguangxian, who were sitting together drinking tea and chatting, suddenly went dark.

Feeling that he was covered by something unknown, Duobao's complexion changed drastically, but he said unforgivingly: "I am a disciple of Master Tongtian, who would dare... to trade money, it is you!"

After going through the initial chaos, Duobao quickly calmed down. He almost didn't need to think that the person who could lurk in the sky and hold the disciples of the saints on the Kunlun Mountain where the three saints sat in the sky must be the original people on Kunlun Mountain.

Among the dozens of disciples of Yuanshi Tianzun and Master Tongtian, only Guangchengzi and Shangqian who didn't know how deep they were were able to have such strength that he could be held hostage without him even noticing it. Er Ding Guangxian was talking about business money, so it was obvious who was holding him hostage.

"Senior Sister Shang, I have never shown any disrespect to you, why did you treat me like this!" Duobao snapped.

He was not afraid of Shang Qian going to sue Tong Tian, ​​after all he had never said a single bad word about Shang Qian, he was just listening to Chang Er Ding Guangxian.

Therefore, Duobao was sure that Shang Qian, whom he had slapped his identity on, would not dare to do anything to him for no reason.

Shang Qian, who had never thought about his status at all, was playing with the mace spirit treasure in his hand, and gave a light snort, without caring about Duobao at all.

"If you want to hit you, you can hit it. Do you need a reason to hit you?" Shang Qian picked up the mace with one hand and hit it hard.

"Ah—" Duobao couldn't help screaming.

As expected, she deliberately picked out the spirit treasure that could break the defense. Although it was only the acquired level, the lesson was enough.

Shang Qian pressed Duobao and gave him a beating: "Will you be obedient in the future? Do you still dare to speak ill of your senior sister and me behind your back? If you are not convinced, you can use your strength to fight for it. Talking ill of others behind your back is nothing to stop a disciple! "

Shang Qian didn't stop until Duobao and Changer Dingguangxian passed out.Standing aside and thinking for a moment, Shangqian happily took out seven bags of - photo stones.

Then control Duobao's body to pose in a very enchanting pose, put on a pink peach blossom dress, take pictures from top to bottom, left to right, 360 degrees without dead ends, and even have animations and videos.

Not to mention, the white and tender little fat man is very delicate in a cute pink skirt, no wonder the pink is delicate.

Shang Qian gently knelt down and stroked Duobao's head which was covered in a sack: "Junior brother, you have to work hard and mix well." He also conveniently gave Duobao and Chang-er Dingguangxian a healing pill .

The value of my batch of "souvenirs" in the future will depend entirely on whether you can become the Tathagata Buddha.

"I am the Jade Emperor."

"You were beaten by a monkey."

"I am the Tathagata Buddha."

"Hey, you wore women's clothing, I still have photos to prove it..."

Shang Qian laughed joyfully, not forgetting to take off Duobao's skirt while laughing, returning to his posture.

This is a little secret between her and the unconscious Junior Brother Duobao, and she doesn't plan to let the sober Junior Brother Duobao know for the time being.

After doing all this, Shangqian took a deep breath, with infinite grievances in his eyes, he turned into a ray of light and went straight to Biyou Palace where Tongtian lived, making all the disciples of Jiejiao who saw him curious about who dared to take the big Sister is so angry...

The second step of the Educational Duobao Project—the villain first files a complaint.

It's been a day since Duobao Youyou woke up, he put his hands on the ground in a drowsy state, hiss~ where is this?Why is he here?

The next moment, recalling what happened yesterday, Duobao became furious and quickly shook Chang-eared Dingguangxian awake.

The two discussed briefly for a moment, then hurried to Biyou Palace.

"I will make you pay the price this time!" Duo Bao's eyes widened and he gritted his teeth.

As soon as he entered Biyou Palace, Duobao realized that the atmosphere was not right.

Tong Tian sat at the top, looking at Duo Bao who walked in with no expression on his face, and Shang Qian lowered his head, standing on the lower side with no expression on his face.

The slightly smug smile on Duobao's face suddenly froze, and before he could open his mouth, a huge coercion made him kneel on the ground and break out in cold sweat.

"Bold and precious, you have only been a beginner for a long time, and you dare to insult your senior sister with your junior brother!" Tong Tian's voice was cold, rarely angry.

Duobao was dumbfounded and couldn't help raising his head to retort: ​​"No..."

"You still dare to quibble! Your senior sister has already used a photo stone to record what Chang-eared Dingguangxian and you were talking about her behind your back!" Tong Tian was in a hurry, he really didn't expect that there would be such a villain among his disciples.

"Ke Shang... But Senior Sister directly beat me and Junior Brother Dingguang!" Duobao retorted.

Shang Qian suddenly raised his head, revealing a pair of red eyes that could be seen from crying just now, and said loudly: "Then you dare to swear the oath of heaven, saying that you watched me beat you and Junior Brother Dingguang with your own eyes?"

"Although I haven't been able to see your senior sister, I can be sure that it is the senior sister!" Duo Bao said without hesitation.

"Junior Brother Dingguang and I still have injuries, Master, look..." Duobao rolled up his sleeves while talking, and then his voice stopped abruptly.

The exposed half of the arm was white and clean, not even a red mark, let alone a scar from being beaten.

Tong Tian was even more angry: "It's not enough for you to insult Senior Sister, yet you dare to turn black and white in front of me! You dare not make a great oath, and you keep saying that you have scars on your body, so where are the scars? Words are unfounded, seeing is believing, you even look at it." You dare to pour dirty water on your senior sister without seeing your senior sister!"

Duobao opened his mouth, but sadly found that he had nothing to say.He couldn't help but look sideways at Shang Qian, and then met a pair of eyes full of gloating.

Relying on Tongtian's invisibility, Shangqian winked viciously at Duobao on purpose.

see?The purpose of the sack is to make you invisible.

Scars?Did you think that healing pill was fed to you for nothing?

It's a pity that I don't have enough experience, and my skills are too low, so I didn't even think that I could ask Tongtian to do some calculations.It's a pity that she prepared a few small tricks that could interfere with the saint's calculations.

In the end, Duobao bowed his body and backed down slowly, his face was ashen with the punishment of "a thousand years of confinement". Before he left, he didn't even dare to look at Shang Qian, and even hurriedly looked away when Shang Qian deliberately looked at him .

Only Tong Tian and Shang Qian were left in the main hall of Biyou Palace.

Tong Tian, ​​who was sitting at the top, coughed lightly: "The next time I accept apprentices as a teacher, I will tell you first, what happened today will never happen again."

Tongtian has been thinking these days, judging others by himself. Originally, he only had Shang Qian as his apprentice, but he accepted so many apprentices without saying a word. Definitely not happy.

"A teacher for one day and a father for life, this is what you said before you became a teacher." Tong Tian turned his head and said softly, "They all call me Shizun, only you call me Shifu."

Shang Qian chuckled, and his eyes softened a little.

"I'm afraid this disciple is not qualified to be the first disciple of the sect." Shang Qian said sincerely.

Tong Tian frowned: "The teacher said you can do it, so you can do it. Did someone say something behind your back?"

Shang Qian shook his head: "It's just that I know my own temperament. If there are a few people, I can still manage it. If there are too many people, I can't manage it. I still have to leave this matter to Junior Brother Duobao."

"Can we change the cut-off teaching into a class system? I and the four inner sect juniors and sisters are the monitors of each class, and the rest of the outer sect juniors are divided into each class under the supervision of their respective monitors, which happens to be divided into different classes. Specialty classes, let people with their own specialties enter the right class." Shang Qian has been thinking about this problem for a long time.

It's not that she didn't try to stop Tongtian from accepting disciples, but Tongtian's way is to cut off a chance for all living beings, and it is impossible to cut off Tongtian's way by trading money. All she can do is to raise the threshold and keep those with bad morals from cutting off the teaching .

And this class system is to protect some of the interception disciples in the worst situation... By the way, let her be lazy, why bother with management if she can cultivate immortality!Things like managing disciples will only delay her cultivation!

Shang Qian continued to persuade: "For example, Junior Brother Duobao is good at water skills, then those disciples who major in water skills can follow Junior Brother Duobao, and Junior Sister Guiling is good at defense, so disciples who want to concentrate on defense can follow Junior Sister Guiling."

As for the class she leads, Shang Qian will remember to set a high threshold, trying to keep all the disciples out, and then practice freely by herself.

Tong Tian was obviously moved: "You're right, anyway, the two uncles and you are the first batch to establish the teaching system, and there is no precedent, so it's okay to try..."