[Quick Transmigration] It turns out that I am a male god...

"Zhu Miaomiao and her master represent the orthodoxy?" Su Qingzhi sneered: "A blind person who has accepted a poisonous heart as an apprentice; a scumbag who changes her boyfriend every day and doesn't look the same for a week, what's so good? thing."

Anyway, as long as things don't go well for Zhu Miaomiao and her master Shan Yuanzi, Su Qingzhi will be happy.

"Little brother, you can guarantee that she is not harmful." After a pause, Big Brother Su finally said worriedly. "Big brother doesn't care, but little brother, big brother doesn't want you to have trouble in my sight."

"It'll be all right."

Su Qingzhi smiled and assured Big Brother Su.

The next few days passed relatively peacefully.Of course, this refers to Su Qingzhi, not Brother Su, and Lai Kangle who was affected.

Zhu Miaomiao's ability to harm is not built.Evil people are more poisonous than ghosts. Even if Zhu Miaomiao followed Shan Yuanzi to visit City A, he still used his spare time to attract a lot of evil ghosts, trying to get revenge for Big Brother Su who betrayed their love.

Fortunately, during the salty fish time, Su Qing was still worried about Brother Su's safety, so he used the "Demon Subduing Demon Suit" on Brother Su.Although Brother Su doesn't have yin and yang eyes, he is an ordinary person, but he is not stupid, and he will definitely shoot spells.

Here comes an evil spirit, and Brother Su used the 'Monster Subduing Demon Suit' to destroy a pair. In just a few days, not to mention the consumption of various talisman papers, even Brother Su's skills have been greatly improved. progress.

As for why Lai Kangle was affected, let's put it this way, the joy of being funny is something ordinary people can't understand.Obviously what happened that night in the Su family's old house almost made Lai Kangle pee his pants.

But only a few days later, Su Kangle took the initiative to approach Brother Su, saying that he would be an assistant to Brother Su, so that he could see the market well.As a result, the evil spirit struck, and Lai Kangle's legs trembled again after seeing the market, and he almost peed his pants.

Su Qingzhi found out afterward, and inhumanely laughed at Lai Kangle, who should change his name to Lai Congxin.

"Human cuisine is addictive." Su Qingzhi said with a teasing tone: "You are obviously timid, why do you have to go to be my elder brother's assistant. Tell me about you, are you expected to be an assistant?"

Lai Kangle cried and said: "No. I just want to see Jue Jue Zi. Who would have thought that these ghosts came out in a swarm like taking a stimulant. If Jue Jue Zi was not good at throwing the spell just right, Maybe Qing Qingzi won't be able to see me bragging today."

Lai Kangle was really too funny, making Su Qingzhi laugh out loud.

"Are you here to please me?" Su Qingzhi said with a weird smile, "What? Zhu Miaomiao and the others made a joke again?"

Lai Kangle's shocked face: "How do you know?"

"It's strange?" Su Qingzhi looked disgusted: "I'm staying at home, not in a mountain village and wilderness with no internet signal. What do you want to know, can't you watch it online?"

"Just the small videos you collected." Lai Kangle said suddenly: "I don't know why, and they are suddenly spread on the Internet. Even if Zhu Miaomiao is like you said, he can seduce men with black magic, and it is impossible for him to be so confused that he likes to hang out all day long." Otaku on the Internet. As far as I know, many people have expressed the opinion that 'your circle is really messed up'."

Su Qingzhi pretended to be surprised: "Is it just expressing the opinion that 'your circle is really chaotic'? I thought Zhu Miaomiao and the others would at least be invited to drink tea by the relevant department for the crime of 'spread|obscenity|obscenity|crime'."

"After all, he is a rich man, so it makes sense." Lai Kangle sighed: "But it's okay, at least the stocks of Dongfang Group, Nangong Group, Ximen Electronics, and Beimen Hotel Chain have all undergone turmoil. Hundreds of millions evaporated in an instant."

"It's only a few hundred million." Su Qingzhi smiled mockingly: "For people from the four major families, it's just a small amount of money."

"It's just small money?" Lai Kangle looked at Su Qingzhi with wide eyes in disbelief: "You told me, who only has a monthly pocket money of [-], how many hundred million is just small money?"

"I didn't compare you, why are you so excited?" Su Qingzhi glanced at Lai Kangle strangely. "For the heirs of the four major families, a few hundred million is indeed a small amount of money. Have you read the "President's Billionaire Wife" type of cookie article? The president in it gave the ex-girlfriend a breakup fee , it’s [-] million casually. Let’s have a bigger structure, and don’t make a fuss just because the stock market evaporates a few hundred million.”

Lai Kangle's eyes wandered, obviously not knowing what book "The CEO's Billionaire Wife" is.He likes to read books, and what he reads are books about science fiction. He has never heard of books like "The CEO's Billionaire Wife", which is not serious at first sight, and he has never read it.

"It's a group whose stock market has evaporated several hundred million yuan, and the total loss is at least about three billion yuan."

"Oh, it sounds like a lot." Su Qingzhi sighed: "But it's not my money, who cares about their death. I wish the so-called four major families would all go bankrupt."

Lai Kangle: "??? Qing Qingzi, you are gloating."

"Haven't I been gloating all the time?" Su Qing said angrily with a look of "you don't know much": "Okay, I know what you mean, I want to live in the Su family's old house, no Question, I agree. But before that, you have to run errands for me."

"What are you running for?" Lai Kangle asked doggy.

"It's nothing, it's just that I've run out of yellow paper and cinnabar for drawing talismans. When you go to carry your luggage, remember to buy some for me."

"Okay. Qingqingzi, I'll buy you the best quality."

Lai Kangle agreed without hesitation, and didn't feel embarrassed.

He left the Su's house, and then drove to the city.Lai Kangle remembered that yellow paper and cinnabar were usually sold, and he had to buy them at the funeral shop.It just so happened that he knew a custom shop selling funeral objects, which was on a certain pedestrian street in the city.

Lai Kangle drove quickly to find the funeral supplies store, bought the highest quality yellow paper and cinnabar in the store, and finally bought some paper money issued by Tiandi Bank ingeniously.

After taking the things, Su Qingzhi stared blankly, and then the black lines were full.

"You also bought paper money?"

"I bought it for Miss Su Wan." Lai Kangle said shyly, "I have never met such an amiable young lady."

"Oh!" Su Qingzhi turned his head to look at Su Wan angrily: "Do you accept the gift your fanboy gave you?"

"The underworld doesn't want paper." Su Wan said quietly.

"Oh, that's a pity." Su Qingzhi sighed: "How about I burn some more clothes for you?"

"No need, I have enough clothes." Su Wan's erratic voice came again.

"That's fine."

Su Qingzhi didn't say anything, but took over Lai Kangle's 'filial piety'.Start to dip the brush with cinnabar, and paint the symbols of flowing water on the yellow paper.

These are all subconscious actions. As mentioned earlier, Su Qingzhi, who has lost his memory and does not know who he was originally, will choose to follow his subconscious mind when doing anything.Su Qingzhi subconsciously felt that he could draw talismans, so Su Qingzhi himself did not know in which life he learned how to draw talismans.

Su Qingzhi did it almost in one go, drawing many types of talisman papers.

There are defensive ones, as well as offensive ones. You even need to bathe, change clothes, burn incense and clean your hands, so that you can draw the sky thunder talisman and the earth trap talisman with a high probability of success. Su Qingzhi has drawn a lot.

After drawing the talisman, all that is left is to distribute the talisman paper.

What's interesting is that just as Su Qingzhi distributed the talisman papers to Brother Su and Lai Kangle, he saw Brother Su answering the phone.It was my cousin who called, saying that my grandfather was celebrating his [-]th birthday in a few days, and he didn't plan to make a big deal, he just wanted to get together with his family, and asked Brother Su to put down work for the time being and take Su Qingzhi to grandpa's house.

"The [-]th birthday?" Su Qingzhi was a little puzzled, and said, "Isn't there still one month left? Why is it held earlier?"

"I don't know." Brother Su thought for a while and said, "Perhaps my cousin wants to make trouble again, so grandpa is thinking of holding a family banquet in advance to stagger the time when cousin wants to make trouble."

"Ge Weiwei, she really can't say anything." Lai Kangle said speechlessly: "Every time I meet her, nothing good happens."

Su Qingzhi: "Isn't it because of her that she doesn't want to call her little grandpa?"

Lai Kangle's mother is from the Ge family.She is the youngest daughter of Su Qing's grandfather's father, so Lai Kangle's seniority is high, and she has a very good relationship with Brother Su and Su Qingzhi. Whenever there is a good show, she will come here without shouting.

"Fortunately, it's a family banquet, otherwise I wouldn't dare to go to Ge's house." As Lai Kangle said, he suddenly remembered something and hurriedly asked: "By the way, Qing Qingzi, do you remember that Ge Weiwei likes Nangong Ruize, right? It seems that because of the good relationship between Zhu Miaomiao and Dongfang Haokong, they became good girlfriends with Zhu Miaomiao. I don’t know if Ge Weiwei will go crazy knowing that Nangong Ruize is also Zhu Miaomiao’s guest. "

Su Qingzhi: "Probably not. After all, I'm in the Eagle Country, so I'm afraid there might be a delay in the network."

"I forgot about Ge Weiwei's stay in Yingguo." Lai Kangle stared: "The cousin that Juejuezi said was causing trouble, didn't mean Ge Weiwei, but Ge Lanlan?"

Brother Su: "It's Gu Lanlan. She and Zhu Miaomiao are also best friends."

Su Qingzhi: "I remember that she seems to like Ximen Chengwang."

Big brother Su seemed a bit speechless at this time, and said again: "Ge Qianqian likes Dongfang Haokong, and Ge Lili likes Beimen Zimo." The four cousins, the youngest is only 17 years old this year, and they happen to like each of the four big families in the same way. heir.

Should it be said that their eyes were blurred by shi, or the inertia of the plot.

Haitangwen's female supporting roles basically end up being naughty.The heroine abuses her heart and kidneys at most, but the female supporting role basically abuses her heart and body, and there is no good end.

Su Qingzhi's eyes flickered when he thought of the beautiful cousins ​​like plums, orchids, bamboos and chrysanthemums.

It seems that I can't go on with the salty fish anymore, I have to take the initiative to kill the heroine and her men, otherwise her four cousins ​​will really end up, in the plot content full of mosaic harmonious words, they will end up being n She was afraid that Su Qingzhi would piss herself off to death.