[Quick Transmigration] It turns out that I am a male god...
Chapter 27, Chapter 0③ Story!The West Chamber + Liaozhai
The end of a world, Su Qingzhi thought that he had experienced two worlds in a row, so he should go back to his 'birthplace', the source world, for a while, but he just closed his eyes without any regrets in the last moment, but the next moment he regained consciousness. I found that I didn't return to the source world at all, but went directly into a new world.
Strangeness has a vaguely familiar environment.
The reason why he was unfamiliar was because Su Qingzhi realized that he was wearing a scholar's gown made of blue cloth, and tied his somewhat messy hair with a headband of the same color.And faintly familiar with Su Qing, he was not surprised to find that he didn't get the memory of the original body.
Looking around, the room is small, except for the books that occupy the table, there is only a bed for one person to lie sideways.
"Where am I?"
Su Qingzhi blinked in confusion, and found that not only did he not have the memory of his original body, he even lost the memory of being Emperor Shunzhi in his previous life.On the contrary, the memory of the source world is not lost, but to be honest, whether it is lost or not, it does not have a great impact on Su Qingzhi.
The first task now is to figure out who you are.
"First of all, I should be a scholar." Su Qingzhi concluded wisely: "And I am a scholar whose family is so poor that only books are left."
So here comes the question, is the place where I am now a home, or a place to stay?
If we talk about home, it’s really barren. If we talk about lodging, it’s too shabby, and it’s not much better than sleeping in the wilderness.Without the memory of the original owner, Su Qingzhi really couldn't figure out why for a while.
It's not because Su Qingzhi's IQ suddenly jumped from high to low, but because
"My lord, it's late at night, you should rest."
No, before Su Qingzhi could come up with a reason, he heard a delicate and pretty voice out of thin air.
Su Qingzhi was taken aback. When he followed the sound, he felt his eyelids start to heat up, as if being burned by fire.
Su Qingzhi stretched out his hands to cover his eyes, and the burning sensation disappeared after a while, and the temperature of the eyelids was still astonishingly hot, but it did not damage the eyesight.
No, to be precise, the moment the eyes felt burned by the fire, they had already mutated.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
The delicate and soft voice sounded again, Su Qingzhi settled his mind, and when he glanced at the person who came again, he found that the girl who called him was not a girl, it was clearly a miserable death, floating in mid-air, sticking out her long tongue , a hanged ghost with red eyes and blood and tears on his face.
She didn't seem to know that Su Qingzhi was no longer Zhang Junrui.At the moment of Su Qingzhi's arrival, the powerful soul made Su Qing's subconscious development dig a golden finger.
A pair of eyes that can break through illusions and see through reality.
Very good, but if you don't have a strong heart, you will be scared to pee.
Su Qing rolled his eyes subconsciously, but he didn't want this action to be 'amazing' to hang the ghost.
"Master, why did you suddenly make such a rude move?" He patted his chest cautiously, as if he had been greatly frightened.
However, Su Qingzhi saw a big hole in the chest of the hanged ghost. The black and red blood had already solidified, exuding a bloody smell.
It's ugly and disgusting. It doesn't look so cute and cute in the eyes of outsiders.
Su Qing, who suddenly had a cleanliness obsession, took a big step back.
"What the hell are you, why did you appear in my house?" Su Qingzhi asked with a cold face.
It has been confirmed that it is Yuan Bo's home, because when I go out to see, the inn I am staying in cannot be a thatched cottage that is about to collapse.To be honest, if Su Qingzhi hadn't been distracted by the hanged ghost in front of him, Su Qingzhi would really have to question the original body, how did a dignified scholar become a beggar who is a little bit better than a beggar?
The hanged ghost jumped, wondering if Su Qingzhi's question was a habitual term, or if he had accidentally learned her true identity.
The hanged ghost became nervous, opened his mouth, and swung his long tongue like a pig's tongue towards Su Qingzhi in an instant.
Su Qingzhi: ""
There are [-] million words in my heart that I don't know when to say or not to say.
Su Qingzhi hid quickly.
Not to mention that, after successfully dodging, Su Qingzhi picked up a shiny golden brick and smashed it at the hanged ghost.
There was a bang, and the glistening bricks hit the hanged ghost's head directly.
"It's obviously a ghost, pretending to be a girl from a good family, Xiaojiabiyu." Su Qingzhi sneered, full of disdain, complaining: "Whose family's girl from a good family will show up at a strange man's house in the middle of the night."
Apart from the mountain goblins, there are only ghosts who died in the wilderness and no one collected their bodies.After all, in the world of ghosts, if a brothel girl dares to appear in a strange man's house in the middle of the night, there is only one truth, that is, she is possessed by a ghost with a bad character.
Su Qingzhi took back the shiny golden bricks, and started to explore the space instead, and soon found a pack of things that were very useful for the current situation.It was wrapped in a black plastic bag, and a label was pasted on the outside of the plastic bag, on which was written the six characters of 'Subduing Demon Suit'.
I don't know when it was put into the space.
Su Qingzhi opened the black plastic bag, took a look, and called it a good guy.
The so-called 'Subduing Demons' set is actually various disposable talisman papers.What fixed body talisman, what exorcism talisman, and what kind of good luck even came with koi talismans, it was really beyond Su Qingzhi's expectations.
Su Qingzhi took out a body-fixing talisman, and directly slapped the hanged ghost who was hit with a brick and almost had his head chopped off.
Since there is no talisman to kill directly, just throw it in the courtyard and wait for the sun to rise.
Since it is a ghost, it must be afraid of the sunny day.At that time, let the Yang God (referring to the sun) who is full of the "righteous light" deal with the hanged ghost directly, so as not to dirty his hands.
"Really, it's not your fault for being ugly, but it's your fault for being scary."
After Su Qingzhi killed the hanged ghost, he didn't hurry back to the crowded and narrow room, but squatted down and studied carefully, where did the hanged ghost get the confidence to be able to seduce him? .
In other words, the original body was already tempted, but because he was poor, he stuck to the last line of defense and was not captured by the Hanged Ghost Raiders.After all, the original body is a real family with nothing but four walls, so poor that he doesn't even have the qualifications to make money.
"Forget it, you still have to be kind. There is only one breath left, and I have to let go of my mind no matter what, and don't see like an ugly ghost."
Su Qingzhi shook his head, under the attack of the hanged ghost's "tear-dimmed eyes", he got up directly, and went back to the small and dark room without looking back.
Su Qingzhi didn't go to bed and lay down to sleep, mainly because the bed was too small and half of the space was taken up by books.There was no other way, Su Qingzhi could only sit cross-legged in the middle of the bed, and began to doze off while sitting.
Su Qingzhi didn't know that the moment he fell asleep, the space began to distort.
Faintly, there seemed to be the sound of crying.After listening carefully, it seems that there is no such thing.
It stands to reason that such a scene is terrifying. It is difficult for ordinary people to fall asleep. They hide under the quilt with their eyes open, counting sheep until dawn.But is Su Qingzhi an ordinary person? I'm sorry, even if he doesn't keep the memory of the source world, he won't be afraid if he can't remember it all.
Isn't it the unfamiliar environment, the inexplicable ghosts, the devil king born in the source world, crossed out, the modest gentleman born in the source world, would you be afraid?
Su Qingzhi sat cross-legged in the middle of the bed and fell asleep until dawn.
When the cock crowed three times, Su Qingzhi didn't wake up, the sun came out and sprinkled the "righteous way" all over the courtyard, and when a hanged ghost with a body talisman paper uttered a tragic cry, Su Qingzhi still didn't wake up, This time, he let out a pleasant snore.
Just like that, after another long time, about noon, when the sun was three poles high, Su Qingzhi woke up faintly.
The first time he woke up, Su Qingzhi started to move his hands and feet, and then began to search for a farmhouse with only three thatched huts but a large yard.
It is said that there are three thatched cottages, but there are actually only two.One is large, separated from the bedroom, and most of the remaining space is the main room for eating and reading, and the other is also a partition in the middle, half toilet and half kitchen.
This design is simply
Su Qingzhi didn't even know what to say.The toilet is so close to the kitchen, do you want to smell Shi while cooking?
Su Qingzhi had a series of lies, and he didn't even have the urge to go to the kitchen to cook.He simply took a book at random, and in the name of going up the mountain to breathe the free air and read a book quietly, he went up the mountain and killed a hare at random, which simply solved the problem of lunch.
The dinner was prepared in the same way, and a hare was still roasted and eaten.In the end, taking advantage of the darkness of the sky, Su Qingzhi also caught a non-poisonous cauliflower snake weighing about two catties, cleaned it up and took it home.
This night, Su Qingzhi, who didn't make himself hungry, chose to read at night with the lamp on.
This is a habit brought by the body. Su Qingzhi guessed that the original body should be a scholar who has read a lot of poetry and books, and he is about to face a scientific examination.When searching the house in the morning, Su Qingzhi saw the certificate of birthplace.
Tsk tsk, I didn't see that the original body who was so poor that even thieves would not patronize him was actually a scholar.
"It's a pity, I guess it's a waste who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the grains. He didn't starve to death. It's all thanks to the luck of being a scholar a few years ago." Su Qingzhi shook his head and sighed again and again.This was originally just a random complaint, but who would have thought that just when Su Qingzhi finished complaining and wanted to continue reading by candlelight at night, there was a sudden knock on the closed courtyard door.
Su Qingzhi thinks that such a poor guy has no friends.So I didn't pay attention to it. Who would have thought that the knock on the door became more and more urgent, and each sound became more intense, which made Su Qingzhi's ears hurt.
"Who is it, you knock on the door in the middle of the night, do you want to be beaten?" Su Qingzhi walked out of the room and yelled at the guy outside the courtyard very unhappy.
"Zhang Sheng is me, your good brother Wang Bo."
——Wang Bo?
—Who is Wang Bo?
Remembering that he had lost his memory, Su Qingzhi was silent for three seconds, then went to open the door for Wang Bo.
Good guy, standing outside the door is a dead fat man weighing at least two hundred catties, squinting at mung bean-sized eyes, panting heavily.
Su Qingzhi: ""
Su Qingzhi's mouth twitched and fell silent.Is it true that the saying goes, every thin person has a fat friend?
"Jun Rui, what were you doing just now?" Wang Bo asked winkingly.
Su Qingzhi: "How about reading?"
Wang Bo sneaked in quickly at a speed that didn't fit his weight, looking up, down, left, and right.
"That Junrui, didn't you say that a pretty girl came and knocked on your door recently, why didn't I see anyone?"
Su Qingzhi: ""
"I said that?" Su Qingzhi pretended to be confused: "Impossible, I'm not that kind of person."
"Hey, look at my big sincere eyes." Wang Bo jumped anxiously, and said with righteous indignation: "Zhang Junrui, I'm your good brother, how could I lie to you?"
Su Qingzhi thought about it carefully and nodded, then shook his head again.
"We are good brothers, but come on, Sibo, I have no memory of some pretty girl knocking on my door in the middle of the night. I really can't remember when it was said, or at all. "
Wang Bo stared at Su Qingzhi for a moment, then moved his fat body, grabbed Su Qingzhi with his buttocks, and moved him out to the reclining chair in the middle of the courtyard.
This
The reclining chair is made of bamboo strips and has limited load-bearing capacity. Wang Bo sat down on his buttocks, and the reclining chair collapsed in a short while.
Wang Bo: "???"
"The quality of this recliner is really poor." Wang Bo struggled to get up, and helped himself by the way.
Su Qingzhi: ""
"Is it your weight or its poor quality?" Su Qingzhi said speechlessly: "I will allow you to organize your words again and say it again. Is it because of its poor quality or you? Hey, Wang Sibo, I haven't seen you for a few days. You seem to be"
Su Qingzhi didn't continue talking, but looked at Wang Bo carefully.Originally Wang Bo was quite aggrieved, but under Su Qingzhi's piercing gaze, Wang Bo was quite nervous.
"What's wrong with me?" Wang Bo asked nervously.
"Wang Sibo, I haven't seen you for a few days, this little belly is getting longer." Su Qingzhi said with a smile.
Wang Bo: ""
"What are you talking about?" Wang Bo puffed out his stomach proudly, and said proudly, "A person like me who looks like Pan An, even if he has a small belly, it is still a handsome little belly."
Such shameless words made Su Qingzhi accept them as usual.
"Tell me, why did you come here suddenly late at night? It's impossible to leave home late at night to find me just because I don't remember what I said or didn't say." Su Qingzhi withdrew his wanton look at Wang Bo. , folded his arms around his chest, and said condescendingly with his eyes: "I prefer you to stay in a kiln at night, but when I heard Gui Gong Chuanhua say that your wife came here, I was afraid of being pretentious, so I ran to my place quickly, so as to create The scene where you and I have a deep brotherhood and read together at night with a light on."
Su Qingzhi was still wondering that the original body was so poor, but he didn't starve to death. After seeing Wang Bo, he understood.The original is poor, but Wang Bo, who is commensurate with his brother, is not poor. Looking at Wang Bo's clothes, and looking at the white jade wrench on Wang Bo's thumb, one can draw the conclusion that Wang Bo is a big dog without thinking. .
Relying on Wang Bo, the original body will not be starved to death even if the limbs are not working hard, regardless of the grain.
"Zhang Junrui, I warn you, if you speak so rudely again, you will lose my friend." Wang Bo jumped up and down like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
Su Qingzhi didn't want to say anything now, only the word 'hehe' could express the depression in his heart.
"My house only has one bed, but" Su Qingzhi glanced at Wang Bo, and said with a strange expression, "I don't worry if you sleep on the bed."
"It's okay. I didn't come here to sleep at your house on purpose." Wang Bo laughed, saying that it was as wretched as it could be.
Su Qingzhi: "So?"
Wang Bo smiled wretchedly again, leaned close to Su Qingzhi, and whispered in Su Qingzhi's ear.As he spoke more and more, Su Qingzhi began to frown. He endured it, and finally when Wang Bo stopped his chattering mouth, he couldn't help but speak.
"Does your wife know what you're talking about?"
Wang Bo rolled his eyes at Su Qing, but didn't speak, everything was kept silent.
Su Qingzhi: ""
"What kind of eyes are you looking at?" When he noticed Su Qingzhi's eyes and looked down at him three times, Wang Bo frowned and shouted in displeasure. "Zhang Junrui, what kind of eyes do you have? Don't you know that Mrs. Li is a shrew? If she knows, I'm afraid the whole person will be crippled."
Su Qingzhi: "It's not that exaggerated, it's half dead at most."
Wang Bo: ""
"I don't care, if you don't walk with me today, we will be friends." Wang Bo said harshly in anger.
Su Qingzhi: ""
——To be honest, I don't really want to go with you.
Su Qingzhi's eyelids twitched, squinting at Wang Bo's stupid foaming mouth, and couldn't help but take a few steps back, so as to avoid the point where the saliva would splash all over him.
It's a pity that the dead fat man's lethality is too strong. Even if Su Qingzhi was about to rush to the courtyard wall, as Wang Bo's words kept coming out, the saliva was like a fountain that didn't want money, splashing on his body desperately.
Seeing that he could wash his face with saliva, Su Qingzhi finally couldn't bear to interrupt. "Okay, stop chanting scriptures there, don't you just go to the deserted house to spend the night, can't you go with you?"
As soon as Wang Bo heard this, he quickly patted Su Qingzhi on the shoulder with his big hands that were comparable to cattail fans, and said shamelessly.
"It's worthy of being my brother recognized by Wang Bo, it's just enough loyalty."
Wang Bo, whose name is Sibo, studied in a private school with Su Qingzhi.On weekdays, because of his heroic style, he is like a money-sprinkling boy, and he doesn't have many friends.Su Qingzhi's original surname was Zhang and his name was Gong and the word was Junrui. If Su Qingzhi noticed it and read "The Romance of the West Chamber", he would know that his original body was married to Cui Yingying privately for life. As a boy, he married Bai Fumei's Zhang Sheng.
It's a pity that Su Qingzhi doesn't care, there are so many people with the same name and surname in the world, who would have known that Zhang Sheng would be Zhang Sheng in "The Romance of the West Chamber", anyway, it just means the same thing, Su Qingzhi becomes Zhang Sheng, then everything can't be controlled by the plot call the shots.
Cui Yingying or something, I'm sorry, I don't know that there is such a person for the time being.
Wang Bo's late-night visit was not only to avoid his dominatrix, but also to get Su Qingzhi to accompany him to the deserted house to listen to music.
Yes, listening to music in a deserted house.
It feels unbelievable, doesn't it? After all, a person who can sing in a deserted house must not be a decent person.
Combined with one of Su Qing's opening, he encountered a hanged ghost.
There is every reason to suspect that the guy who went to the deserted house to sing and attract a large number of prodigal sons to the deserted house to listen to the music must not be a human being.
It was Su Qingzhi's thought of this that changed his reluctance, and agreed to accompany Wang Bo to the deserted house to listen to music.Aside from other things, Su Qingzhi will collect Wang Bo's body at least because of his status as the 'funder's father'.
But "forget it tonight, let's talk about it tomorrow."
"Don't." Wang Bo was in a hurry, and said hastily: "Miss Huangfu only sings on the first, fifteenth, and thirtieth nights of the lunar new year. Today happens to be the fifteenth day. If you miss it, you will have to wait another half a month."
Su Qingzhi: "The rules are very strict."
Wang Bo: "Ms. Huangfu is beautiful and her singing is even more beautiful. Brother, please do me a favor. Can I marry Ms. Huangfu as my second wife? Tonight."
"Okay." Su Qingzhi glanced at Wang Bo who had begun to exude the charm of money, but he didn't continue to be hypocritical, but followed Wang Bo out of the house shaking his head.
"I think you will [beep]~ you will die sooner or later."
"Hey, peony flowers die, and it's romantic to be a ghost."
"Wrong, if the true Peony Flower dies, it won't even have the chance to be a ghost."
Su Qingzhi became more and more suspicious that the Huangfu girl Wang Bo was talking about was not a human being. He just watched Wang Bo's excitement, so he hid it in his heart and didn't say it. He talked and laughed with Wang Bo all the way to the deserted house.
The desolate house that Wang Bo talked about was originally the house of a certain family, with an area of tens of acres of land, and the buildings were connected into a block.It's a pity that with the passage of time, the originally prosperous family suddenly withered talents, and when the population was no longer abundant, many strange phenomena appeared, and it was naturally abandoned and no one lived there anymore.As time passed, the inside gradually became covered with basil, and no one dared to enter even in broad daylight.
And Miss Huangfu, who Wang Bo said is more beautiful and has a more beautiful singing voice, is actually a singer.
Well, it seems a little inappropriate to talk about the diva. To be precise, it should be the escaped concubine of a certain aristocratic family.It is estimated that she was born in a brothel before becoming a concubine, so after she was not angry with the big woman who abused her and escaped, she occupied the deserted house, and made a fortune in the name of singing songs on the first, fifteenth, and thirtieth of every month.
Wang Bo liked Miss Huangfu very much. He said it was love at first sight, but in fact it was just love at first sight.And the most exaggerated thing is that Wang Bo, who has no self-knowledge and thinks he is handsome, directly said that Miss Huangfu belongs to him, and he will definitely marry his beloved Miss Huangfu home as his second wife.
Su Qingzhi didn't have the memory of the original owner, even if he remembered some common sense sporadically because of Wang Bo's relationship along the way, it was just common sense.To put it bluntly, it was of no use to Su Qingzhi.
Soon, Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo, carrying lanterns made of white paper, walked to the deserted house.Walking into the yard, long sedges cover the path, and there are as many mugworts as hemp.
"Eh, it's strange, where is Miss Huangfu?"
As soon as Wang Bo came in, he went straight to his destination, but no one saw him, so he couldn't help being a little dumbfounded.
"Wait, it seems that today is not fifteen but sixteen." Wang Bo slapped his forehead, and the next moment he was so annoyed that he howled and cried.
Su Qingzhi: ""
——This mallet, where is my 40-meter long sword!
Su Qingzhi almost exploded with anger, forgetting that Wang Bo didn't know about his 'amnesia' at all, and directly cast dozens of supercilious glances at Wang Bo.
"Go back now?"
Wang Bo choked up while wiping his tears.
With that ravaged look, Su Qingzhi's mouth crooked and his eyes slanted again.
"Stay in this deserted house if you don't go back?" Su Qingzhi said angrily.
Wang Bo continued to twitch, like a 'delicate' two-hundred-jin girl.
Su Qingzhi: ""
——Does this mean that you don't want to leave?
Su Qingzhi tilted his head and looked at Wang Bo who was flirting with each other for a moment, then he actually walked towards the winding corridor with the lantern made of white paper in his hand.
Wang Bo was taken aback and quickly followed.
The bright moonlight passed through the clouds and evenly fell on the ground. After passing through several courtyards, the two came to a place that looked like a back building.
After boarding the platform, Su Qingzhi stopped when he saw that it was clean without any dust.
"No one?" Su Qingzhi raised his eyebrows.
"There is indeed no one." Wang Bo replied.
Su Qingzhi: "Stop crying?"
Wang Bo stomped his feet angrily: "Who is crying?"
Su Qingzhi sneered back.
"Your Miss Huangfu, I'm afraid you'll only be able to meet when you're thirty." Su Qingzhi thought about it and said, "There should be no other living people here except the two of us. I'll ask you a question, and you can answer me honestly. When did this talented Huangfu girl appear, why didn't I remember it?"
Wang Bo said unceremoniously: "It's strange that you have the impression."
As a poor scholar, he is so poor that he has to rely on Wang Bo to help him. Even if he is handsome, as long as he is not a girl transformed from a fairy or ghost, but a real girl, he should look down on Su Qingzhi.It has nothing to do with appearance and talent, mainly because of poverty.
"Then you are sure that your Miss Huangfu is a human being." Su Qingzhi sneered: "If it is a human being, why not treat it badly, but choose to sing in a deserted house? Don't say that Huajie Liuxiang is too filthy, she is not an innocent daughter The place where your family stays. Based on the background you mentioned, your Huangfu girl is not enough to be an innocent daughter's family."
Wang Bo: "" Well said, I was speechless.
Wang Bo, who didn't know what to say, fell silent, but Su Qingzhi didn't let him go because of this, but continued to criticize him. "You are really smart|worm|upper|brained. You didn't even remember the time, so you came here in a hurry. Fortunately, I regarded you as a brother and followed you. Otherwise, I would rush into the current environment."
Su Qingzhi casually pointed to the surroundings. Under the moonlit night, a thin mist rose up, which was very dreamy, like falling into a fairyland.
"Brother Sibo, how long do you think you can hold on to scare the pee?"
Wang Bo's face turned red, and grievances flashed in his peas-sized eyes. "You peed your pants in fright."
"Ah."
Su Qingzhi didn't want to tell Wang Boduo, because at this moment, small footsteps suddenly sounded around them.
Wang Bo's face turned pale, obviously a fat man of two hundred catties, but he swayed like a willow in the wind.
Su Qingzhi: "" You should be so scared that you wet your pants now.
Su Qingzhi pretended not to see it, squinted at the place where the sound of footsteps was heard, and saw a man in green clothes coming up with a lotus lantern.
As soon as the visitors came, they found the calm Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo who was so scared that he almost peed his pants.
The visitor was taken aback, and quickly shouted at the top of his voice, "There are strangers up there."
The sound is very nice, just like an oriole.
At this time, the person below asked, "Who is it?"
It was also a girl's voice, and the voice was also very nice, but it was mellow like a small stream, clear and refreshing.
"I don't know, but I think I remembered the wrong time."
"Wrong time, wrong time." Su Qingzhi interjected, "It means that I missed Miss Huangfu who would come here to sing in this deserted house every first, fifteenth, and thirtieth day of the lunar new year. Personally, a concert?"
"What's a concert?" The person in Tsing Yi, that is, the round-faced girl who was surprised and called out for someone else, asked.The eyebrows are curious, and the aura is compelling.
Su Qingzhi didn't answer her question, but instead said: "This seems to be a deserted house, do you live here?"
The eyes that can break through illusions and see through reality played a role. In Su Qingzhi's eyes, the round-faced girl who looked only [-] years old was actually a brown-haired fox wearing human clothes, standing in front of her and talking.
It was a little scary, but Su Qingzhi behaved plainly, and even subconsciously showed the demeanor of a modest gentleman, always smiling gently.
"Yes, our family lives here."
The round-faced girl laughed, and suddenly raised her voice, calling Ah Weng.
The A Weng she was talking about was naturally an old grey-haired fox, dressed in deep crimson clothes, who looked carefully at Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo, who obviously hadn't recovered, and Monk Zhang Er, who was puzzled.
"I also hope that the champion will forgive me. My daughter didn't mean to offend."
The old fox's remarks deepened the smile on Su Qingzhi's face.Before Su Qingzhi could speak, he heard Wang Bo's surprised face say: "Duke Zhuangyuan? Who, I don't have any fame, and I bought my only childhood! As for Junrui Xianjun, he is just a master of talent."
The old fox complimented cheerfully: "Not now, but in the future."
Wang Bo raised his thumb in admiration. "You can talk better than me."
Su Qingzhi touched the bridge of his nose, but asked, "Dare to ask the old man's last name."
Old Fox: "My surname is Huangfu."
"Huangfu? Who are you, Miss Huangfu, who sings in this deserted house every first, fifteenth, and thirtieth day of the lunar new year?" Wang Bo responded quickly and asked urgently.
Su Qingzhi: ""
Old Fox: "It's my husband's daughter."
"Then Miss Huangfu also lives here?" Wang Bo was very excited, especially without self-knowledge, and said: "I would like to ask my father-in-law to do me a favor and let me meet Miss Huangfu."
"This." The old fox glanced at Wang Bo, looking extremely embarrassed.
Su Qingzhi, who didn't interrupt for the time being, understood the old fox's mood. After all, the pig and the fox are obviously not compatible.No matter how much a fox pays attention to how many pigs it will have in one litter, it doesn't want to promise its younger generation to a pig.And it's still a pig that already has a wife.
Sure enough, the extremely embarrassed old fox finally rejected Wang Bo, but went on to say that he had a daughter who was getting married tonight, and if Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo didn't mind, they would stay and watch the ceremony.
"It's a coincidence." Su Qingzhi pretended to be surprised and said, "It's rude to come here in a hurry without a small gift."
When Wang Bo heard this, he took off the fine jade pendant hanging around his waist.
"This is a congratulatory gift. I just want to see Miss Huangfu." Wang Bo showed sincerity as he spoke.
Su Qingzhi: ""
At this time, the round-faced girl chuckled: "There are so many Huangfu girls here, who exactly are you looking for, you idiot!"
Wang Bo smirked "hehe", obviously fascinated by the phrase "idiot".Fortunately, the sudden sound of knocking and knocking interrupted Su Qingzhi's disgust, otherwise Su Qingzhi might really have kicked Wang Bo, who was obviously "fine|insect|upper|brained".
Oh, instead of kicking, put the little jiojio on Wang Bo's ass and rub it hard!
With the sound of silk, bamboo, gongs and drums, the old fox bowed in a dignified manner, and asked Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo to follow him.
It's really unbelievable. One moment it was a house overgrown with weeds, but the next moment my eyes widened, as if I was in the beautiful Forbidden Palace.
Of course, this is in Wang Bo's eyes, because with those eyes that can break the illusion and see through the reality, what the original desolate house looks like in Su Qingzhi's eyes.
It was Wang Bo's exclamation that made Su Qingzhi feel like he missed something.
"Brother Junrui, this place is really beautiful." Wang Bo didn't find anything wrong, and instead expressed emotion to Su Qingzhi.
Su Qingzhi: ""
Su Qingzhi didn't want to say anything, and once again confirmed that Wang Bo is still a child, and it is not without reason that he is a child bought with money.Just looking at this IQ, if you really find something wrong, that's really weird.
"Hi, two sons."
While Su Qingzhi was secretly slandering Wang Bo for his low IQ, suddenly a woman came out from the inner room.She is about 40 years old. Although makeup can't hide the fine lines around her eyes, her black eyebrows are slightly raised, and the willow branches are swaying gently, with a unique style of a milf.
As if feeling the scrutiny, the old fox quickly pointed at the woman and said. "This is my wife."
Hearing this, Su Qingzhi showed surprise on the contrary.Because in Su Qingzhi's pair of eyes that can break through illusions and see through reality, women are humans, not foxes.That is to say, the old fox married someone and gave birth to brood after brood of vixen.
This
Su Qingzhi tilted his head suspiciously, it was hard not to guess that the woman actually knew the identity of the old fox.
"The old gentleman and Mrs. Ling are a good match."
Su Qingzhi regained his composure, and complimented him with a smile.
Never thought that Su Qingzhi's compliment would make the old fox happy, and the old fox said immediately.
"Thank you, Mr. Zhuangyuan, for your compliment."
There is a pretty maid serving tea beside her.
Su Qingzhi took it, glanced at it, and there was no desire to drink.In his eyes, which were able to break through illusions and see through reality, the tea was cloudy and uneasy, and seemed to emit a strange smell.
But in Wang Bo's eyes, there was a strong tea fragrance.
Wang Bo praised several times, directly picked up the teacup, and drank the tea in one gulp, making it too late for Su Qingzhi to stop it.
Su Qingzhi: ""
As for this, Sven will die?
Death is not death, at most diarrhea to prolapse|anus.No, after a while, Wang Bo felt his stomach growling.
"Brother Junrui." Wang Bo cried and said, "I want to go to the toilet, you can go with me!"
Su Qingzhi: "Get out!!"
Wang Bo: "Oh, old man, where is your toilet? I'm anxious."
The old fox didn't think it was his tea problem, so he hurriedly called a little maid to take Wang Bo to the latrine to meet his physiological needs.
Strangeness has a vaguely familiar environment.
The reason why he was unfamiliar was because Su Qingzhi realized that he was wearing a scholar's gown made of blue cloth, and tied his somewhat messy hair with a headband of the same color.And faintly familiar with Su Qing, he was not surprised to find that he didn't get the memory of the original body.
Looking around, the room is small, except for the books that occupy the table, there is only a bed for one person to lie sideways.
"Where am I?"
Su Qingzhi blinked in confusion, and found that not only did he not have the memory of his original body, he even lost the memory of being Emperor Shunzhi in his previous life.On the contrary, the memory of the source world is not lost, but to be honest, whether it is lost or not, it does not have a great impact on Su Qingzhi.
The first task now is to figure out who you are.
"First of all, I should be a scholar." Su Qingzhi concluded wisely: "And I am a scholar whose family is so poor that only books are left."
So here comes the question, is the place where I am now a home, or a place to stay?
If we talk about home, it’s really barren. If we talk about lodging, it’s too shabby, and it’s not much better than sleeping in the wilderness.Without the memory of the original owner, Su Qingzhi really couldn't figure out why for a while.
It's not because Su Qingzhi's IQ suddenly jumped from high to low, but because
"My lord, it's late at night, you should rest."
No, before Su Qingzhi could come up with a reason, he heard a delicate and pretty voice out of thin air.
Su Qingzhi was taken aback. When he followed the sound, he felt his eyelids start to heat up, as if being burned by fire.
Su Qingzhi stretched out his hands to cover his eyes, and the burning sensation disappeared after a while, and the temperature of the eyelids was still astonishingly hot, but it did not damage the eyesight.
No, to be precise, the moment the eyes felt burned by the fire, they had already mutated.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
The delicate and soft voice sounded again, Su Qingzhi settled his mind, and when he glanced at the person who came again, he found that the girl who called him was not a girl, it was clearly a miserable death, floating in mid-air, sticking out her long tongue , a hanged ghost with red eyes and blood and tears on his face.
She didn't seem to know that Su Qingzhi was no longer Zhang Junrui.At the moment of Su Qingzhi's arrival, the powerful soul made Su Qing's subconscious development dig a golden finger.
A pair of eyes that can break through illusions and see through reality.
Very good, but if you don't have a strong heart, you will be scared to pee.
Su Qing rolled his eyes subconsciously, but he didn't want this action to be 'amazing' to hang the ghost.
"Master, why did you suddenly make such a rude move?" He patted his chest cautiously, as if he had been greatly frightened.
However, Su Qingzhi saw a big hole in the chest of the hanged ghost. The black and red blood had already solidified, exuding a bloody smell.
It's ugly and disgusting. It doesn't look so cute and cute in the eyes of outsiders.
Su Qing, who suddenly had a cleanliness obsession, took a big step back.
"What the hell are you, why did you appear in my house?" Su Qingzhi asked with a cold face.
It has been confirmed that it is Yuan Bo's home, because when I go out to see, the inn I am staying in cannot be a thatched cottage that is about to collapse.To be honest, if Su Qingzhi hadn't been distracted by the hanged ghost in front of him, Su Qingzhi would really have to question the original body, how did a dignified scholar become a beggar who is a little bit better than a beggar?
The hanged ghost jumped, wondering if Su Qingzhi's question was a habitual term, or if he had accidentally learned her true identity.
The hanged ghost became nervous, opened his mouth, and swung his long tongue like a pig's tongue towards Su Qingzhi in an instant.
Su Qingzhi: ""
There are [-] million words in my heart that I don't know when to say or not to say.
Su Qingzhi hid quickly.
Not to mention that, after successfully dodging, Su Qingzhi picked up a shiny golden brick and smashed it at the hanged ghost.
There was a bang, and the glistening bricks hit the hanged ghost's head directly.
"It's obviously a ghost, pretending to be a girl from a good family, Xiaojiabiyu." Su Qingzhi sneered, full of disdain, complaining: "Whose family's girl from a good family will show up at a strange man's house in the middle of the night."
Apart from the mountain goblins, there are only ghosts who died in the wilderness and no one collected their bodies.After all, in the world of ghosts, if a brothel girl dares to appear in a strange man's house in the middle of the night, there is only one truth, that is, she is possessed by a ghost with a bad character.
Su Qingzhi took back the shiny golden bricks, and started to explore the space instead, and soon found a pack of things that were very useful for the current situation.It was wrapped in a black plastic bag, and a label was pasted on the outside of the plastic bag, on which was written the six characters of 'Subduing Demon Suit'.
I don't know when it was put into the space.
Su Qingzhi opened the black plastic bag, took a look, and called it a good guy.
The so-called 'Subduing Demons' set is actually various disposable talisman papers.What fixed body talisman, what exorcism talisman, and what kind of good luck even came with koi talismans, it was really beyond Su Qingzhi's expectations.
Su Qingzhi took out a body-fixing talisman, and directly slapped the hanged ghost who was hit with a brick and almost had his head chopped off.
Since there is no talisman to kill directly, just throw it in the courtyard and wait for the sun to rise.
Since it is a ghost, it must be afraid of the sunny day.At that time, let the Yang God (referring to the sun) who is full of the "righteous light" deal with the hanged ghost directly, so as not to dirty his hands.
"Really, it's not your fault for being ugly, but it's your fault for being scary."
After Su Qingzhi killed the hanged ghost, he didn't hurry back to the crowded and narrow room, but squatted down and studied carefully, where did the hanged ghost get the confidence to be able to seduce him? .
In other words, the original body was already tempted, but because he was poor, he stuck to the last line of defense and was not captured by the Hanged Ghost Raiders.After all, the original body is a real family with nothing but four walls, so poor that he doesn't even have the qualifications to make money.
"Forget it, you still have to be kind. There is only one breath left, and I have to let go of my mind no matter what, and don't see like an ugly ghost."
Su Qingzhi shook his head, under the attack of the hanged ghost's "tear-dimmed eyes", he got up directly, and went back to the small and dark room without looking back.
Su Qingzhi didn't go to bed and lay down to sleep, mainly because the bed was too small and half of the space was taken up by books.There was no other way, Su Qingzhi could only sit cross-legged in the middle of the bed, and began to doze off while sitting.
Su Qingzhi didn't know that the moment he fell asleep, the space began to distort.
Faintly, there seemed to be the sound of crying.After listening carefully, it seems that there is no such thing.
It stands to reason that such a scene is terrifying. It is difficult for ordinary people to fall asleep. They hide under the quilt with their eyes open, counting sheep until dawn.But is Su Qingzhi an ordinary person? I'm sorry, even if he doesn't keep the memory of the source world, he won't be afraid if he can't remember it all.
Isn't it the unfamiliar environment, the inexplicable ghosts, the devil king born in the source world, crossed out, the modest gentleman born in the source world, would you be afraid?
Su Qingzhi sat cross-legged in the middle of the bed and fell asleep until dawn.
When the cock crowed three times, Su Qingzhi didn't wake up, the sun came out and sprinkled the "righteous way" all over the courtyard, and when a hanged ghost with a body talisman paper uttered a tragic cry, Su Qingzhi still didn't wake up, This time, he let out a pleasant snore.
Just like that, after another long time, about noon, when the sun was three poles high, Su Qingzhi woke up faintly.
The first time he woke up, Su Qingzhi started to move his hands and feet, and then began to search for a farmhouse with only three thatched huts but a large yard.
It is said that there are three thatched cottages, but there are actually only two.One is large, separated from the bedroom, and most of the remaining space is the main room for eating and reading, and the other is also a partition in the middle, half toilet and half kitchen.
This design is simply
Su Qingzhi didn't even know what to say.The toilet is so close to the kitchen, do you want to smell Shi while cooking?
Su Qingzhi had a series of lies, and he didn't even have the urge to go to the kitchen to cook.He simply took a book at random, and in the name of going up the mountain to breathe the free air and read a book quietly, he went up the mountain and killed a hare at random, which simply solved the problem of lunch.
The dinner was prepared in the same way, and a hare was still roasted and eaten.In the end, taking advantage of the darkness of the sky, Su Qingzhi also caught a non-poisonous cauliflower snake weighing about two catties, cleaned it up and took it home.
This night, Su Qingzhi, who didn't make himself hungry, chose to read at night with the lamp on.
This is a habit brought by the body. Su Qingzhi guessed that the original body should be a scholar who has read a lot of poetry and books, and he is about to face a scientific examination.When searching the house in the morning, Su Qingzhi saw the certificate of birthplace.
Tsk tsk, I didn't see that the original body who was so poor that even thieves would not patronize him was actually a scholar.
"It's a pity, I guess it's a waste who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the grains. He didn't starve to death. It's all thanks to the luck of being a scholar a few years ago." Su Qingzhi shook his head and sighed again and again.This was originally just a random complaint, but who would have thought that just when Su Qingzhi finished complaining and wanted to continue reading by candlelight at night, there was a sudden knock on the closed courtyard door.
Su Qingzhi thinks that such a poor guy has no friends.So I didn't pay attention to it. Who would have thought that the knock on the door became more and more urgent, and each sound became more intense, which made Su Qingzhi's ears hurt.
"Who is it, you knock on the door in the middle of the night, do you want to be beaten?" Su Qingzhi walked out of the room and yelled at the guy outside the courtyard very unhappy.
"Zhang Sheng is me, your good brother Wang Bo."
——Wang Bo?
—Who is Wang Bo?
Remembering that he had lost his memory, Su Qingzhi was silent for three seconds, then went to open the door for Wang Bo.
Good guy, standing outside the door is a dead fat man weighing at least two hundred catties, squinting at mung bean-sized eyes, panting heavily.
Su Qingzhi: ""
Su Qingzhi's mouth twitched and fell silent.Is it true that the saying goes, every thin person has a fat friend?
"Jun Rui, what were you doing just now?" Wang Bo asked winkingly.
Su Qingzhi: "How about reading?"
Wang Bo sneaked in quickly at a speed that didn't fit his weight, looking up, down, left, and right.
"That Junrui, didn't you say that a pretty girl came and knocked on your door recently, why didn't I see anyone?"
Su Qingzhi: ""
"I said that?" Su Qingzhi pretended to be confused: "Impossible, I'm not that kind of person."
"Hey, look at my big sincere eyes." Wang Bo jumped anxiously, and said with righteous indignation: "Zhang Junrui, I'm your good brother, how could I lie to you?"
Su Qingzhi thought about it carefully and nodded, then shook his head again.
"We are good brothers, but come on, Sibo, I have no memory of some pretty girl knocking on my door in the middle of the night. I really can't remember when it was said, or at all. "
Wang Bo stared at Su Qingzhi for a moment, then moved his fat body, grabbed Su Qingzhi with his buttocks, and moved him out to the reclining chair in the middle of the courtyard.
This
The reclining chair is made of bamboo strips and has limited load-bearing capacity. Wang Bo sat down on his buttocks, and the reclining chair collapsed in a short while.
Wang Bo: "???"
"The quality of this recliner is really poor." Wang Bo struggled to get up, and helped himself by the way.
Su Qingzhi: ""
"Is it your weight or its poor quality?" Su Qingzhi said speechlessly: "I will allow you to organize your words again and say it again. Is it because of its poor quality or you? Hey, Wang Sibo, I haven't seen you for a few days. You seem to be"
Su Qingzhi didn't continue talking, but looked at Wang Bo carefully.Originally Wang Bo was quite aggrieved, but under Su Qingzhi's piercing gaze, Wang Bo was quite nervous.
"What's wrong with me?" Wang Bo asked nervously.
"Wang Sibo, I haven't seen you for a few days, this little belly is getting longer." Su Qingzhi said with a smile.
Wang Bo: ""
"What are you talking about?" Wang Bo puffed out his stomach proudly, and said proudly, "A person like me who looks like Pan An, even if he has a small belly, it is still a handsome little belly."
Such shameless words made Su Qingzhi accept them as usual.
"Tell me, why did you come here suddenly late at night? It's impossible to leave home late at night to find me just because I don't remember what I said or didn't say." Su Qingzhi withdrew his wanton look at Wang Bo. , folded his arms around his chest, and said condescendingly with his eyes: "I prefer you to stay in a kiln at night, but when I heard Gui Gong Chuanhua say that your wife came here, I was afraid of being pretentious, so I ran to my place quickly, so as to create The scene where you and I have a deep brotherhood and read together at night with a light on."
Su Qingzhi was still wondering that the original body was so poor, but he didn't starve to death. After seeing Wang Bo, he understood.The original is poor, but Wang Bo, who is commensurate with his brother, is not poor. Looking at Wang Bo's clothes, and looking at the white jade wrench on Wang Bo's thumb, one can draw the conclusion that Wang Bo is a big dog without thinking. .
Relying on Wang Bo, the original body will not be starved to death even if the limbs are not working hard, regardless of the grain.
"Zhang Junrui, I warn you, if you speak so rudely again, you will lose my friend." Wang Bo jumped up and down like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
Su Qingzhi didn't want to say anything now, only the word 'hehe' could express the depression in his heart.
"My house only has one bed, but" Su Qingzhi glanced at Wang Bo, and said with a strange expression, "I don't worry if you sleep on the bed."
"It's okay. I didn't come here to sleep at your house on purpose." Wang Bo laughed, saying that it was as wretched as it could be.
Su Qingzhi: "So?"
Wang Bo smiled wretchedly again, leaned close to Su Qingzhi, and whispered in Su Qingzhi's ear.As he spoke more and more, Su Qingzhi began to frown. He endured it, and finally when Wang Bo stopped his chattering mouth, he couldn't help but speak.
"Does your wife know what you're talking about?"
Wang Bo rolled his eyes at Su Qing, but didn't speak, everything was kept silent.
Su Qingzhi: ""
"What kind of eyes are you looking at?" When he noticed Su Qingzhi's eyes and looked down at him three times, Wang Bo frowned and shouted in displeasure. "Zhang Junrui, what kind of eyes do you have? Don't you know that Mrs. Li is a shrew? If she knows, I'm afraid the whole person will be crippled."
Su Qingzhi: "It's not that exaggerated, it's half dead at most."
Wang Bo: ""
"I don't care, if you don't walk with me today, we will be friends." Wang Bo said harshly in anger.
Su Qingzhi: ""
——To be honest, I don't really want to go with you.
Su Qingzhi's eyelids twitched, squinting at Wang Bo's stupid foaming mouth, and couldn't help but take a few steps back, so as to avoid the point where the saliva would splash all over him.
It's a pity that the dead fat man's lethality is too strong. Even if Su Qingzhi was about to rush to the courtyard wall, as Wang Bo's words kept coming out, the saliva was like a fountain that didn't want money, splashing on his body desperately.
Seeing that he could wash his face with saliva, Su Qingzhi finally couldn't bear to interrupt. "Okay, stop chanting scriptures there, don't you just go to the deserted house to spend the night, can't you go with you?"
As soon as Wang Bo heard this, he quickly patted Su Qingzhi on the shoulder with his big hands that were comparable to cattail fans, and said shamelessly.
"It's worthy of being my brother recognized by Wang Bo, it's just enough loyalty."
Wang Bo, whose name is Sibo, studied in a private school with Su Qingzhi.On weekdays, because of his heroic style, he is like a money-sprinkling boy, and he doesn't have many friends.Su Qingzhi's original surname was Zhang and his name was Gong and the word was Junrui. If Su Qingzhi noticed it and read "The Romance of the West Chamber", he would know that his original body was married to Cui Yingying privately for life. As a boy, he married Bai Fumei's Zhang Sheng.
It's a pity that Su Qingzhi doesn't care, there are so many people with the same name and surname in the world, who would have known that Zhang Sheng would be Zhang Sheng in "The Romance of the West Chamber", anyway, it just means the same thing, Su Qingzhi becomes Zhang Sheng, then everything can't be controlled by the plot call the shots.
Cui Yingying or something, I'm sorry, I don't know that there is such a person for the time being.
Wang Bo's late-night visit was not only to avoid his dominatrix, but also to get Su Qingzhi to accompany him to the deserted house to listen to music.
Yes, listening to music in a deserted house.
It feels unbelievable, doesn't it? After all, a person who can sing in a deserted house must not be a decent person.
Combined with one of Su Qing's opening, he encountered a hanged ghost.
There is every reason to suspect that the guy who went to the deserted house to sing and attract a large number of prodigal sons to the deserted house to listen to the music must not be a human being.
It was Su Qingzhi's thought of this that changed his reluctance, and agreed to accompany Wang Bo to the deserted house to listen to music.Aside from other things, Su Qingzhi will collect Wang Bo's body at least because of his status as the 'funder's father'.
But "forget it tonight, let's talk about it tomorrow."
"Don't." Wang Bo was in a hurry, and said hastily: "Miss Huangfu only sings on the first, fifteenth, and thirtieth nights of the lunar new year. Today happens to be the fifteenth day. If you miss it, you will have to wait another half a month."
Su Qingzhi: "The rules are very strict."
Wang Bo: "Ms. Huangfu is beautiful and her singing is even more beautiful. Brother, please do me a favor. Can I marry Ms. Huangfu as my second wife? Tonight."
"Okay." Su Qingzhi glanced at Wang Bo who had begun to exude the charm of money, but he didn't continue to be hypocritical, but followed Wang Bo out of the house shaking his head.
"I think you will [beep]~ you will die sooner or later."
"Hey, peony flowers die, and it's romantic to be a ghost."
"Wrong, if the true Peony Flower dies, it won't even have the chance to be a ghost."
Su Qingzhi became more and more suspicious that the Huangfu girl Wang Bo was talking about was not a human being. He just watched Wang Bo's excitement, so he hid it in his heart and didn't say it. He talked and laughed with Wang Bo all the way to the deserted house.
The desolate house that Wang Bo talked about was originally the house of a certain family, with an area of tens of acres of land, and the buildings were connected into a block.It's a pity that with the passage of time, the originally prosperous family suddenly withered talents, and when the population was no longer abundant, many strange phenomena appeared, and it was naturally abandoned and no one lived there anymore.As time passed, the inside gradually became covered with basil, and no one dared to enter even in broad daylight.
And Miss Huangfu, who Wang Bo said is more beautiful and has a more beautiful singing voice, is actually a singer.
Well, it seems a little inappropriate to talk about the diva. To be precise, it should be the escaped concubine of a certain aristocratic family.It is estimated that she was born in a brothel before becoming a concubine, so after she was not angry with the big woman who abused her and escaped, she occupied the deserted house, and made a fortune in the name of singing songs on the first, fifteenth, and thirtieth of every month.
Wang Bo liked Miss Huangfu very much. He said it was love at first sight, but in fact it was just love at first sight.And the most exaggerated thing is that Wang Bo, who has no self-knowledge and thinks he is handsome, directly said that Miss Huangfu belongs to him, and he will definitely marry his beloved Miss Huangfu home as his second wife.
Su Qingzhi didn't have the memory of the original owner, even if he remembered some common sense sporadically because of Wang Bo's relationship along the way, it was just common sense.To put it bluntly, it was of no use to Su Qingzhi.
Soon, Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo, carrying lanterns made of white paper, walked to the deserted house.Walking into the yard, long sedges cover the path, and there are as many mugworts as hemp.
"Eh, it's strange, where is Miss Huangfu?"
As soon as Wang Bo came in, he went straight to his destination, but no one saw him, so he couldn't help being a little dumbfounded.
"Wait, it seems that today is not fifteen but sixteen." Wang Bo slapped his forehead, and the next moment he was so annoyed that he howled and cried.
Su Qingzhi: ""
——This mallet, where is my 40-meter long sword!
Su Qingzhi almost exploded with anger, forgetting that Wang Bo didn't know about his 'amnesia' at all, and directly cast dozens of supercilious glances at Wang Bo.
"Go back now?"
Wang Bo choked up while wiping his tears.
With that ravaged look, Su Qingzhi's mouth crooked and his eyes slanted again.
"Stay in this deserted house if you don't go back?" Su Qingzhi said angrily.
Wang Bo continued to twitch, like a 'delicate' two-hundred-jin girl.
Su Qingzhi: ""
——Does this mean that you don't want to leave?
Su Qingzhi tilted his head and looked at Wang Bo who was flirting with each other for a moment, then he actually walked towards the winding corridor with the lantern made of white paper in his hand.
Wang Bo was taken aback and quickly followed.
The bright moonlight passed through the clouds and evenly fell on the ground. After passing through several courtyards, the two came to a place that looked like a back building.
After boarding the platform, Su Qingzhi stopped when he saw that it was clean without any dust.
"No one?" Su Qingzhi raised his eyebrows.
"There is indeed no one." Wang Bo replied.
Su Qingzhi: "Stop crying?"
Wang Bo stomped his feet angrily: "Who is crying?"
Su Qingzhi sneered back.
"Your Miss Huangfu, I'm afraid you'll only be able to meet when you're thirty." Su Qingzhi thought about it and said, "There should be no other living people here except the two of us. I'll ask you a question, and you can answer me honestly. When did this talented Huangfu girl appear, why didn't I remember it?"
Wang Bo said unceremoniously: "It's strange that you have the impression."
As a poor scholar, he is so poor that he has to rely on Wang Bo to help him. Even if he is handsome, as long as he is not a girl transformed from a fairy or ghost, but a real girl, he should look down on Su Qingzhi.It has nothing to do with appearance and talent, mainly because of poverty.
"Then you are sure that your Miss Huangfu is a human being." Su Qingzhi sneered: "If it is a human being, why not treat it badly, but choose to sing in a deserted house? Don't say that Huajie Liuxiang is too filthy, she is not an innocent daughter The place where your family stays. Based on the background you mentioned, your Huangfu girl is not enough to be an innocent daughter's family."
Wang Bo: "" Well said, I was speechless.
Wang Bo, who didn't know what to say, fell silent, but Su Qingzhi didn't let him go because of this, but continued to criticize him. "You are really smart|worm|upper|brained. You didn't even remember the time, so you came here in a hurry. Fortunately, I regarded you as a brother and followed you. Otherwise, I would rush into the current environment."
Su Qingzhi casually pointed to the surroundings. Under the moonlit night, a thin mist rose up, which was very dreamy, like falling into a fairyland.
"Brother Sibo, how long do you think you can hold on to scare the pee?"
Wang Bo's face turned red, and grievances flashed in his peas-sized eyes. "You peed your pants in fright."
"Ah."
Su Qingzhi didn't want to tell Wang Boduo, because at this moment, small footsteps suddenly sounded around them.
Wang Bo's face turned pale, obviously a fat man of two hundred catties, but he swayed like a willow in the wind.
Su Qingzhi: "" You should be so scared that you wet your pants now.
Su Qingzhi pretended not to see it, squinted at the place where the sound of footsteps was heard, and saw a man in green clothes coming up with a lotus lantern.
As soon as the visitors came, they found the calm Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo who was so scared that he almost peed his pants.
The visitor was taken aback, and quickly shouted at the top of his voice, "There are strangers up there."
The sound is very nice, just like an oriole.
At this time, the person below asked, "Who is it?"
It was also a girl's voice, and the voice was also very nice, but it was mellow like a small stream, clear and refreshing.
"I don't know, but I think I remembered the wrong time."
"Wrong time, wrong time." Su Qingzhi interjected, "It means that I missed Miss Huangfu who would come here to sing in this deserted house every first, fifteenth, and thirtieth day of the lunar new year. Personally, a concert?"
"What's a concert?" The person in Tsing Yi, that is, the round-faced girl who was surprised and called out for someone else, asked.The eyebrows are curious, and the aura is compelling.
Su Qingzhi didn't answer her question, but instead said: "This seems to be a deserted house, do you live here?"
The eyes that can break through illusions and see through reality played a role. In Su Qingzhi's eyes, the round-faced girl who looked only [-] years old was actually a brown-haired fox wearing human clothes, standing in front of her and talking.
It was a little scary, but Su Qingzhi behaved plainly, and even subconsciously showed the demeanor of a modest gentleman, always smiling gently.
"Yes, our family lives here."
The round-faced girl laughed, and suddenly raised her voice, calling Ah Weng.
The A Weng she was talking about was naturally an old grey-haired fox, dressed in deep crimson clothes, who looked carefully at Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo, who obviously hadn't recovered, and Monk Zhang Er, who was puzzled.
"I also hope that the champion will forgive me. My daughter didn't mean to offend."
The old fox's remarks deepened the smile on Su Qingzhi's face.Before Su Qingzhi could speak, he heard Wang Bo's surprised face say: "Duke Zhuangyuan? Who, I don't have any fame, and I bought my only childhood! As for Junrui Xianjun, he is just a master of talent."
The old fox complimented cheerfully: "Not now, but in the future."
Wang Bo raised his thumb in admiration. "You can talk better than me."
Su Qingzhi touched the bridge of his nose, but asked, "Dare to ask the old man's last name."
Old Fox: "My surname is Huangfu."
"Huangfu? Who are you, Miss Huangfu, who sings in this deserted house every first, fifteenth, and thirtieth day of the lunar new year?" Wang Bo responded quickly and asked urgently.
Su Qingzhi: ""
Old Fox: "It's my husband's daughter."
"Then Miss Huangfu also lives here?" Wang Bo was very excited, especially without self-knowledge, and said: "I would like to ask my father-in-law to do me a favor and let me meet Miss Huangfu."
"This." The old fox glanced at Wang Bo, looking extremely embarrassed.
Su Qingzhi, who didn't interrupt for the time being, understood the old fox's mood. After all, the pig and the fox are obviously not compatible.No matter how much a fox pays attention to how many pigs it will have in one litter, it doesn't want to promise its younger generation to a pig.And it's still a pig that already has a wife.
Sure enough, the extremely embarrassed old fox finally rejected Wang Bo, but went on to say that he had a daughter who was getting married tonight, and if Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo didn't mind, they would stay and watch the ceremony.
"It's a coincidence." Su Qingzhi pretended to be surprised and said, "It's rude to come here in a hurry without a small gift."
When Wang Bo heard this, he took off the fine jade pendant hanging around his waist.
"This is a congratulatory gift. I just want to see Miss Huangfu." Wang Bo showed sincerity as he spoke.
Su Qingzhi: ""
At this time, the round-faced girl chuckled: "There are so many Huangfu girls here, who exactly are you looking for, you idiot!"
Wang Bo smirked "hehe", obviously fascinated by the phrase "idiot".Fortunately, the sudden sound of knocking and knocking interrupted Su Qingzhi's disgust, otherwise Su Qingzhi might really have kicked Wang Bo, who was obviously "fine|insect|upper|brained".
Oh, instead of kicking, put the little jiojio on Wang Bo's ass and rub it hard!
With the sound of silk, bamboo, gongs and drums, the old fox bowed in a dignified manner, and asked Su Qingzhi and Wang Bo to follow him.
It's really unbelievable. One moment it was a house overgrown with weeds, but the next moment my eyes widened, as if I was in the beautiful Forbidden Palace.
Of course, this is in Wang Bo's eyes, because with those eyes that can break the illusion and see through the reality, what the original desolate house looks like in Su Qingzhi's eyes.
It was Wang Bo's exclamation that made Su Qingzhi feel like he missed something.
"Brother Junrui, this place is really beautiful." Wang Bo didn't find anything wrong, and instead expressed emotion to Su Qingzhi.
Su Qingzhi: ""
Su Qingzhi didn't want to say anything, and once again confirmed that Wang Bo is still a child, and it is not without reason that he is a child bought with money.Just looking at this IQ, if you really find something wrong, that's really weird.
"Hi, two sons."
While Su Qingzhi was secretly slandering Wang Bo for his low IQ, suddenly a woman came out from the inner room.She is about 40 years old. Although makeup can't hide the fine lines around her eyes, her black eyebrows are slightly raised, and the willow branches are swaying gently, with a unique style of a milf.
As if feeling the scrutiny, the old fox quickly pointed at the woman and said. "This is my wife."
Hearing this, Su Qingzhi showed surprise on the contrary.Because in Su Qingzhi's pair of eyes that can break through illusions and see through reality, women are humans, not foxes.That is to say, the old fox married someone and gave birth to brood after brood of vixen.
This
Su Qingzhi tilted his head suspiciously, it was hard not to guess that the woman actually knew the identity of the old fox.
"The old gentleman and Mrs. Ling are a good match."
Su Qingzhi regained his composure, and complimented him with a smile.
Never thought that Su Qingzhi's compliment would make the old fox happy, and the old fox said immediately.
"Thank you, Mr. Zhuangyuan, for your compliment."
There is a pretty maid serving tea beside her.
Su Qingzhi took it, glanced at it, and there was no desire to drink.In his eyes, which were able to break through illusions and see through reality, the tea was cloudy and uneasy, and seemed to emit a strange smell.
But in Wang Bo's eyes, there was a strong tea fragrance.
Wang Bo praised several times, directly picked up the teacup, and drank the tea in one gulp, making it too late for Su Qingzhi to stop it.
Su Qingzhi: ""
As for this, Sven will die?
Death is not death, at most diarrhea to prolapse|anus.No, after a while, Wang Bo felt his stomach growling.
"Brother Junrui." Wang Bo cried and said, "I want to go to the toilet, you can go with me!"
Su Qingzhi: "Get out!!"
Wang Bo: "Oh, old man, where is your toilet? I'm anxious."
The old fox didn't think it was his tea problem, so he hurriedly called a little maid to take Wang Bo to the latrine to meet his physiological needs.
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