[Quick Transmigration] It turns out that I am a male god...

"If this is the case, I have to say that the original owner is blind, and Guo Mingjia is even more blind."

After Su Qingzhi complained about the original owner, he didn't forget to complain about the original owner's good friend, Guo Mingjia.Just lie flat on the bed, really lie flat, without any fake water.

Just like a salted fish, he has no water, even turning over is a kind of dream that only exists in fantasy.

"Forget it, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. Anyway, Guo Mingjia is willing to be a big grievance, so that's fine. I'm a good-natured young man who has finally become a college student and wants to enjoy campus life."

"What are you mumbling about all by yourself?"

When Su Qingzhi was slandering and mocking Guo Mingjia as a big grievance, Guo Mingjia opened the door and walked in.

Shirtless, with eight-pack abs, Guo Mingjia swears that he likes to play basketball and football.It's the kind of standard sunny and strong boy, different from Su Qingzhi's gentle and handsome appearance, but it doesn't prevent Guo Mingjia from being a proper campus male god.

Guo Mingjia took a towel and wiped the sweat from his head.

"Those girls are so crazy. If I hadn't run so fast, maybe my panties would have been ripped off."

Su Qingzhi lay on the bed, sprawled all over, without moving at all.He didn't even give Guo Mingjia one out of the corner of his eye.

"Isn't this what you dreamed of?" Su Qingzhi asked leisurely, "Why are you talking about girls so superficially now?"

Guo Mingjia: "? When did I say girls are superficial?"

"No? I'm just showing off my eight-pack abs!"

"Heh, what you mean, old Su, is that you don't have any." Guo Mingjia laughed loudly: "A scholar who is useless is really a wise saying."

"??? I'm a scholar?" Su Qingzhi squinted and asked back.

"Is not it?"

"What about you?" Su Qingzhi sneered: "In the old days, you would be a champion of martial arts?"

"At the very least, you must be both civil and military."

"Heh." Su Qingzhi let out a cold snort, and got up to go to the cafeteria for dinner.

Guo Mingjia glanced at the time and found that it was only 11:23, so he hurriedly asked Su Qingzhi to wait for him to go with him.On the other hand, he rushed to the toilet and took a cold combat shower. It took only 3 minutes and everything was done.

It really only took 3 minutes to go from a sweaty muscular man to a thinly dressed educated youth.

Su Qingzhi expressed deep contempt.

"Don't call him my brother in the future." Su Qingzhi snorted angrily. "I express my deep disdain for having a brother like you."

"??? Old Su, did you take the wrong medicine again, or did you get another stimulus?"

"Really?" Su Qing thought for a while uncertainly, and then said: "I just encountered a psychopath today, who ran up to me inexplicably, and made some neurological speech about 'no longer liking'."

After a pause, Su Qingzhi made further complaints.

"I've read too much romance, and I feel that boys nowadays are all acquired blindness. They won't treat me differently just because you like me, but if you say you don't like me, I think you are unusual?"

"Really, if a woman with this kind of thinking appears in front of me, I won't think that he is interesting and unusual, but I will think that there is something wrong with her brain."

"Didn't you say something? It's my business if I like you, but it's your business whether you like me or not."

"I'm afraid it's because I don't like you. When I like you, you don't like me. Then your retribution is that when I don't like you, you like me back."

Guo Mingjia was caught off guard.

"What are you talking about?" Guo Mingjia didn't quite understand: "Who are you talking about?"

"Who do you think I'm talking about?"

"how could I know?"

Guo Mingjia was too lazy to argue with Su Qingzhi, so he randomly found a seat by the window and sat down.

Su Qingzhi went to the window to cook.

Today's dishes are all dishes that are more in line with the characteristics of the times.

For example, stir-fried pork with orange petals, fried celery with moon cakes, steamed eggs with chicken legs

Only you can't think of it, there is nothing the canteen aunt can't do.

Su Qingzhi ordered two steamed eggs with chicken legs, two braised pork, and two stir-fried cabbages.

I didn't choose the new dishes developed by the cafeteria aunt.

There are two copies, one of which naturally belongs to Guo Mingjia.

"This steamed chicken leg is really unique. Let's marinate this chicken leg!"

"Not only the chicken legs are marinated, but your pig's head is also marinated."

Guo Mingjia was speechless, and asked leisurely for a long time: "Old Su, what's the matter with you today? Is your uncle here?"

"Get lost!" Su Qingzhi rolled his eyes resolutely: "I was angry at you. I just need to think that one day in the future, my good brother who was so good that I wear the same pants as me will not only be blind, but also blind." , I feel a pain in my chest!"

Guo Mingjia: "???"

"Old Su, I have now discovered that you are the out-and-out kind of wronged person."

Guo Mingjia didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Where did I offend you? Why do you always say that I'm going to be blind? Old Su, you've changed your career to fortune-telling?"

Su Qingzhi squinted at Guo Mingjia, then picked up the chicken leg on top of the steamed egg, took a bite hard, and then said vaguely: "I'll show you, you, the bright hall is dark, the luck is good, but it's all rotten Peach Blossom. Or Peach Blossom Sha is the most appropriate."

Guo Mingjia: "???"

Guo Mingjia was stunned, and after a while he said leisurely: "Old Su, I didn't expect that you are very familiar with fortune-telling and fortune-telling."

"I learned it for you."

As soon as these words came out, Guo Mingjia immediately shuddered.

"Don't say such things, I'm trembling and panicking."

Guo Mingjia rubbed his arms directly, and motioned for Su Qingzhi to take a good look at how much goosebumps he gave him.

"Rough guy."

"It's true that I'm a rough guy, so you, old Su, are you a delicate handsome boy?"

"Are you?"

The two brothers were crazily complaining to each other while eating.

The two came relatively early. At this time, there were not many people in the No. [-] canteen.

As the time passed slowly, when it was close to twelve o'clock at noon, the students began to come to the cafeteria one after another.

There are four canteens in University A. The canteen that Su Qingzhi and Guo Mingjia used to come to is No. [-] canteen.Although the cafeteria often has a lot of innovative dishes, but I have to say that the aunt who is in charge of the No. [-] cafeteria is super good at cooking.

So, compared to other canteens, No. [-] canteen is basically full of people, and there are not enough seats.If you come to No. [-] cafeteria to eat, you usually have to be early.For example, Su Qingzhi and Guo Mingjia

Because I came late, there are only new dishes developed 'specially', and it's okay to eat occasionally, after all, it's quite curious.But if you eat it often, anyway, Su Qingzhi and Guo Mingjia looked at the later classmates with bad intentions and mourned. With various vivid expressions, they vividly interpreted the special dishes launched today, such as the taste of fried celery on moon cakes. Unpalatable, delicious beyond bounds

"Hey, isn't that the flower of the Chinese Department? What's it called?" Guo Mingjia's eyes lit up, and he said happily, "It's called Liu Mengmeng. By the way, it's Liu Mengmeng. The name is really nice."

Su Qingzhi didn't want to pay attention to it, and directly mocked: "I don't know what is the factor for judging flowers and grasses now. I don't know where the kittens and puppies are all on the list."

At this time, Guo Mingjia felt a little bit of the truth.

It couldn't be that Liu Mengmeng whom he praised had offended Su Qingzhi, or rather, the strange woman who ran to Su Qingzhi, pretended to be sad, and expressed that she no longer liked Su Qingzhi was Liu Mengmeng!

Guo Mingjia's eyes were full of curiosity, and he asked with super interest. "Is it her?"

The takeaway winked and successfully disgusted Su Qingzhi.

"Rolling, I'm eating!" Su Qingzhi said angrily, "I almost lost my appetite because of you."

Coincidentally, Liu Mengmeng and her friends came over with a tray full of food.

They are all wonderful dishes, among them, the dish of stir-fried strawberries and pineapples with green peppers is probably made by the aunt in the cafeteria because she saw that there were not enough dishes, so she rushed out of work.

Sure enough, you are worthy of being a cafeteria aunt, who will always break through your cognition of innovative dishes.

After getting such a wonderful dish, Liu Mengmeng's bad mood became even worse.

Perhaps all reborn people are the same, more or less have the idea of ​​being superior to others.This is the case with Liu Mengmeng. Like her cheating in her previous life, she was caught and raped by her husband in bed, which caused the bumps in the rest of her life, but she still thought it was her ex-husband's fault.

It was the ex-husband who was too unfeeling to her and forgot the oath of marriage.Didn't you say that if you love her, you will tolerate all her shortcomings?

She just made a small mistake that a lonely, empty and cold woman would make, how could she turn her face and be ruthless immediately.

——This is Liu Mengmeng's true thoughts when she saw Guo Mingjia.

Liu Mengmeng bit her lips fiercely, and lowered her head slightly to hide the ferocious hatred in her eyes.

She hated Guo Mingjia, as soon as she saw Guo Mingjia, Liu Mengmeng remembered the painful life in the second half of her life.

——Guo Mingjia is really ruthless!

Liu Mengmeng was about to lose control of the prehistoric power in her body.At this moment, Liu Mengmeng's friend patted Liu Mengmeng's shoulder.

"What's wrong, Mengmeng?"

"It's nothing." Liu Mengmeng came back to her senses and returned a gentle smile. "I just saw that there were no seats left, and I was wondering whether to go back to the dormitory to eat."

"Go back to the dormitory. Isn't there an empty seat there?"

The direction that the friend pointed to was Su Qingzhi and Guo Mingjia who had eaten their meals and were slumped on their seats, both of them were digesting.

Liu Mengmeng instinctively refused, never thinking that her friend would drag him directly, so she walked towards Su Qingzhi and Guo Mingjia's table.

"Classmates, fight for a table!"

Guo Mingjia immediately resumed his business, and said in a very serious manner: "Students can do whatever they want, Lao Su and I have finished eating."