[Quick Transmigration] It turns out that I am a male god...

Su Qingzhi often felt that the excellent bloodline of the fairy was split by Su Bai, which caused Su Bai not only not to inherit Su's father's scumbag attributes, but also not to inherit the beauty of a human biological mother.

The only inheritance is probably a genetic mutation.

Even if Su Bai has half the blood of the dog demon, he is still a member of the three idiots with a genetic mutation.

Hutch, no more!

On the other hand, the only way to learn from huskies is to mix with wolves and pretend to be wolves.

"No trouble?" Su Qingzhi sneered, stood up, and gave Su Bai the heaviest pressure condescendingly. "As far as your Erha attribute is concerned, how come one day you won't cause trouble?"

"Brother, you said I'm Erha!"

Su Bai's eyes widened in disbelief, the elder brother who raised him so hard, actually doubted his blood of a monster.

It hurt his heart so much!

Su Bai pursed his lips, and when he disagreed with each other, he would cry and roll in protest.

——It's really promising!

Predicting Su Bai's next move, Su Qingzhi twitched his mouth violently.I don't even want to talk to Su Bai anymore.But Ginseng Essence, the little cutie, held her face and began to bury people.

"Baba, brother Xiaobai is worried!"

"Worried? With his stupid appearance whose IQ is always at a low point, what is there to worry about!"

"Brother, you are my dear brother. Can you take it for granted and attack my IQ anytime and anywhere?" Su Bai said aggrievedly: "I'm so stupid, I can't sit still, it's because I'm thinking about something, brother Don't ask me what I think, but instead attack me mentally, aren't you afraid that I will be psychotic and fall out with my brother?"

Su Qingzhi: "???"

——What a guts!

Su Qingzhi sighed with admiration in his heart, but his face was still as calm as the wind, and there were only doubts.

"Okay, sure enough, life in the city gives you insight." Su Qingzhi sneered: "Now I'm used to calling myself a psychopath."

"You didn't hold it back." Su Bai groaned, it was no different from Erha who was always jumping back and forth on the verge of death.

"Tell me, what is it?" Su Qingzhi became impatient.

"That's it." Su Bai hesitated, but finally said, "I want to enter the entertainment circle, but come on, I don't know how to enter!"

Su Qingzhi suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

"I'm your brother, not your father!" Su Qingzhi plucked out his ears, insisting on ruining his image as a slicker.

"I want to find my father, but who knows which true love's bed he is in."

When Su Bai said this, it was a grievance.Dad is not a person, but a real dog.He was handed over to his half-brother since he was a child, not to mention raising him as a pet dog, and he was not paid for living expenses.As a result, for a long time, he didn't know that the rows of golden floor tiles in the cave where he lived were actually very valuable.

Thinking of this, Su Bai groaned, and when he was about to say something, he was kicked over by Su Qing.

"How can a good dog learn how to bark like a wolf! Do you really think that you are Erha, that you can successfully blend in with the pack of wolves and pretend to be wolves?"

Su Bai hummed to express his extreme dissatisfaction.But he didn't dare to open his mouth, for fear that Su Qingzhi's violent temper would come up and kick him again.

Su Qingzhi didn't use much force, but every time he kicked him, his heart ached!

"Anyway, I don't care." Su Bai said naively, "I just want to enter the entertainment circle."

"I didn't say I don't want you to enter the entertainment circle."

Su Qingzhi once again doubted Su Bai's IQ, and always felt that when he was a child with his dog brother, he accidentally let the dog's head be smashed by the granite gate.As a result, Su Bai is like Erha from time to time, making a lot of noise.

Just like now, like what he said, Su Qingzhi is Su Bai's brother, not Su Bai's father.Who cares whether Su Bai wants to enter the entertainment circle, or if he wants to pretend to be a wolf like a husky, so that he can blend in with wolves and pretend that he is a wolf.

Anyway, generally speaking, Su Qingzhi grasped the duty of being a brother, not a father.Dad can take care of everything, brother, brother beats brother without reason.

With these thoughts in mind, Su Qingzhi slapped Su Bai to the ground with his backhand.

"Don't make me doubt your IQ all the time, ok!"

"Why hit me again!"

Su Bai muttered and got up from the ground.It was too rough and fleshy, so that Su Bai didn't take Su Qingzhi's behavior of "kicking him to the bottom of his love" at all.

Anyway, it doesn't hurt, and psychologically, it's because I'm used to it.

"Hit if you want to hit, do you need to be notified before hitting you?" Su Qingzhi snorted coldly, "I still say that, do whatever you want. I'm not a child, I need to keep an eye on you all the time. You just need to remember If you dare to make a mistake knowingly and deliberately, I will make you regret living in this world."

Su Bai was dumbfounded, feeling extremely incredible. "Brother, you are my real brother, why are you threatening me so well? I am so obedient on weekdays, brother, how can you talk like this!"

"Why can't I talk like this?" Su Qingzhi gave Su Bai a white look, and became impatient. "Come on, I won't talk nonsense with you, anyway, remember, just follow it."

"Baba, do you want to cook?"

During the silence, Ginseng Jing suddenly spoke, so innocent.

"I planted a lot of ginseng yesterday. If I don't use my beard, I can stew an old mother!"

Su Qingzhi: "Don't need to."

Ginseng essence: "Then shall I go to the water to take a bath first?"

"Go." Su Qingzhi said he was going to buy groceries, and went out.I thought that when I came back, I would see the scene of Su Bai beating the ginseng essence.Unexpectedly, Su Bai set up a big pot and was stewing ginseng essence in an iron pot.

Su Qingzhi: "Who made him take a bath in the pot?"

"Didn't you agree?" Su Bai looked strange.Obviously it was Su Qingzhi who agreed to soak the ginseng essence in the water, but now he looks like 'what the hell are you doing?'.

"You don't know how to go to the bathtub after taking a bath?"

"It is possible, but the water in the bathtub is not easy to scoop out!"

Ginseng essence sighed: "It's more convenient to use an iron pot to make bubbles."

"Life is so bitter." Su Bai sighed, "Fortunately, I am a fairy, not a human being."

Su Qingzhi: ""

"Where is ginseng bitter?" Ginseng essence was anxious, and plausibly said: "Ginseng is just too tonic, not bitter at all, okay?"

What did ginseng do wrong, even a child would say he was bitter.

Hey, it's too much to bully ginseng.

Ginseng essence, full of heartache and complaints, burst into tears.

Su Qingzhi had no intention of coaxing the baby, and Su Bai felt even more annoyed.

"Shut up, you." Su Bai yelled angrily: "Those who know know that you are 'taking a bath', but those who don't know think my family likes to kill cubs!"

Su Qingzhi: "Didn't they be raised as food reserves?"

Su Bai came back to his senses and found that it seemed to be what Su Qingzhi said, so he couldn't help laughing.

"Ren Cheng, what you're talking about is a food reserve."

The ginseng essence was tearful, but still got up from the iron pot firmly, and then put Chinese prickly ash and pepper in the pot, and then put an old hen cut into pieces.

Then cover it and simmer it for two to three hours.A ginseng stewed old hen soup with no ginseng in sight but full of ginseng flavor is ready.

In addition, a few side dishes were fried, and Su Qingzhi did it himself.The half-demon dog brother was in charge of eating, and by the way washed the dishes after eating.

In fact, such a day is really happy.However, the half-demon dog brother likes to be a demon, and he does it in a big direction.

Entering the entertainment circle, being a star who relies on his appearance to make a living is fine!

The problem is, as far as the IQ of the half-demon dog brother is concerned, it is a good stepping stone after entering the entertainment industry.

Furthermore, the fake daughter who has not yet revealed her identity is trying her best to break into the entertainment industry.Once Su Bai meets her, tsk, without the intervention of external force, the ending is obvious.

"Could it be that I am the legendary Grandpa Goldfinger?" Su Qingzhi suddenly had a deep understanding of himself.

Su Bai moved his dog's ears, and just when he was about to ask what Su Qingzhi was talking about, Su Qingzhi turned his eyes sharply.

"Give me peace of mind."

Su Bai: ""

fuck! ! !

Su Bai was not convinced, and directly said: "When did I become restless? I am obviously the most obedient!"

Su Qingzhi: "I have already agreed for you to enter the entertainment industry. Then, then, you are not allowed to sign the contract privately. With your IQ, are you not afraid of being sold and help count the money?"

Su Bai: "The gold bricks used at home."

"Brother Xiaobai, shut up, don't make Baba angry." Ginseng Jing fanned the flames with understanding. "Baba will manage for your own good. I envy brother Xiaobai that you have a brother like Baba!"

Su Bai inexplicably started to sneeze a series of times.

Su Qingzhi: "You are the essence of ginseng, not the essence of tea tree. If the tea tree smells like this, the tea tree essence will cry if it finds out."

"Is there tea tree essence?"

Ginseng essence was shocked, and Su Bai was also shocked.

Two idiots! ! !

Su Qingzhi had nothing to say, turned around and went back to the room to study the materials.Su Bai and the ginseng spirit fought for a while, and one dog and one ginseng covered the sofa in the living room to the brim.

After a few days like this, Su Bai, who had no patience to wait for the news, became more and more impatient.

He wanted to look for opportunities by himself, but as soon as he thought about it, Su Qingzhi brought the opportunities to him.

"I spent 100 yuan of gold bricks and [-] gold bars in exchange for it." Su Qingzhi sighed: "It's also good luck. I just encountered the bankruptcy and liquidation of the 'Mengren Film and Television Company'. I thought that according to your IQ, I would put you in the Neither company is suitable, so we might as well spend a lot of money to buy 'Moe Ren Film and Television Company'."

Su Bai: "???"

Fuck, such a genius idea, why didn't he think of it! ! !

Su Bai wiped his face, expressed that he was very happy, and said: "How many artists are left in the company now? I can't be the only one!"

Ginseng Jing then asked: "Nahaba, do I want to sign a contract as a child actor!"

The human form of Ginseng Essence is quite cute, just like the Fuwa in New Year paintings. Almost everyone who sees him will say how cute he is.Su Qingzhi was very surprised when he suddenly proposed to become a child star today, and couldn't help but look up and down the ginseng essence.

"What? You can't satisfy you at home anymore, and now you want to go out to deliver food?"