[Quick Transmigration] It turns out that I am a male god...

After realizing that his good brother and half-sister are all out-and-out scammers, Ji Yanzhi was speechless.

What is infrastructure construction? I leave everything to you.

They are responsible for eating rice?

What an international joke, if the white rice was so delicious, he would have eaten it long ago.

I thought that after getting together with my friends and sisters in this life, I would be able to easily live the life of salty fish, but I never thought that he, who was unlucky to transmigrate as the male lead of the novel, would actually have to drag two to three or more.

Thank you for the invitation, I regret it, but this is the helplessness of being a big brother, who makes him a person who has got rid of vulgar tastes and has a sense of responsibility.Yudu has encountered two pitfalls, what else can he do besides accepting his fate.

In this way, after the meeting of the Audio-Technica, the most capable Ji Yanzhi did his job as the leader without hesitation.As for Yan Ying, who is a 'divorced woman', her daily life is Rua Gun Gun and taking care of the cubs in the garden.

And Su Qingzhi, well, you can count on a cub who has grown up for 20 years, and is the only panda cub in the entire galaxy to help you do things.It's not just eating, and sleeping after eating, and eating after sleeping.

Aside from eating and drinking enough, wandering here and there every day relying on his cute looks, the only thing Su Qingzhi knows how to do, seems to be beating peas.First the groundhog, then the tabby cat, and then the mermaid were all beaten black and blue by him, crying and asking for black and white fur blankets.

Then, Su Qingzhi grabbed a snake with golden scales and a slightly protruding forehead, which was suspected to have turned into a dragon.Just as she was about to throw it into the pot, put onion, ginger, garlic, peppercorns and pepper, and stew it with the old hen, Qin Jiaojiao ran over in a panic and asked why she boiled the snake?

What if it was a scale orc!

Su Qingzhi silently looked at Qin Jiaojiao. "Jiaojiao, how did I realize that you don't look very much like your mother!"

Qin Jiaojiao: "I have a father. I don't look like my mother but like my father. What's so strange?"

"It's not surprising." Su Qingzhi covered his face with his paws, looking not so embarrassed. "That's right, your father's animal shape looks like a lizard!"

"It's not a lizard, it's a snake."

"A four-legged snake?"

"No, the color is golden, and there is a bag on the forehead, like a snake with horns. That is"

"Golden python, I know."

Su Qingzhi looked at the snake in the pot who was soaking in hot water and passed out a long time ago, and then asked, "Do you eat fried crispy snake? I remember the smell of fried crispy snake chicken, it's crunchy!"

Qin Jiaojiao: "You can't eat snakes."

Su Qingzhi: "??? Why can't you eat it? This is a meat snake, specially bred to eat, I catch it, it's not that I spent a lot of money to buy it!"

Su Qingzhi stretched out his bear paw and waved it in front of Qin Jiaojiao.Said that he spent 50 yuan to buy it!

Qin Jiaojiao: "That's the price of a pet snake!"

"No, it's a meat snake!"

Su Qingzhi insisted on allocating the not-so-fat golden python in front of him as edible meat.

Everything can be eaten, anyway, according to Su Qingzhi's appetite, there is nothing he can't eat, except human beings.

"Anyway, you can't eat it." Qin Jiaojiao retorted with her hips on her hips.

Su Qingzhi: "Oh, that's fine, just don't eat it, I'll keep it as your pet snake!"

Qin Jiaojiao didn't quite understand why Su Qingzhi compromised.

It's true that she can take shape, but, the experience in another world made her not very mature.Ending her 20-year life as a cub who couldn't transform from a beast form to a human form, Qin Jiaojiao's human form is much more sexy than the mature and beautiful Yan Ying.

Baby face, shawl red hair, big green eyes, this is the only place that looks like Yan Ying.Others are very similar to General Qin, whose whereabouts have not been found so far. In terms of appearance alone, there are at least seven images, but the lines are much softer!

"Thank you Qing."

"fine."

As an elder, you must know how to love the younger generation! ! !

Su Qingzhi scratched his head, and then took eight steps, twisting and limping away.If he can't cook snakes and eat them, he can only go to Mermaid Island to eat seafood!

Hey, it's too bullying pandas!

"???"

The passing raccoon cat looked at Su Qingzhi who didn't know what was wrong, and fell into a short thought!

Who does Su Qingzhi want to beat up this time! ! !

Or do you simply want to go to Mermaid Island to find food?

The civet cat flicked its tail, shook its head, and walked towards the dormitory on catwalks.Su Qingzhi, who went to Mermaid Island to eat seafood, didn't call out peacock tail feathers slowly until night fell, and walked leisurely towards the dormitory building while picking his teeth.

The residence of the cubs is different from the dormitory where the nursery teacher lives.They are all bungalows, and the highest place is only two floors.It is to make it easier for the cubs to visit, and it is also to prevent uncertainties, and the playful cubs bump into each other over the stairs.

The cubs that run on land are fine, but the ones that fly in the sky and those that swim in the water, you let them live in high-rise buildings. The former cubs that fly in the sky are fine, but the ones that swim in the water, shouldn’t they be raised in a pond? ?

Creatures such as mermaids and seals live in swimming pools.For example, when going to class or going to the cafeteria to eat, I always bring my own bucket. When facing water shortage at any time, I soak the fish tail in the bucket.Su Qingzhi has seen such scenes many times.

It's funny every time I see it.

That's not counting, the key is that mermaids and seal cubs both like to eat fish.And it is a small yellow croaker that is fried golden on both sides.

Whenever Ji Yanzhi made this dish, the mermaid cubs and seal cubs would eat it very happily.Tonight is no exception. There are fried small yellow croakers, grilled fish, and grilled pork belly.

And the characteristic piebald milk.

"It's still the age to drink milk." Su Qingzhi, who was the last to go to the cafeteria to eat, sighed shaking his head. "Old Ji, bring me a pot of milk."

Ji Yanzhi: "Where did you fool around in the afternoon?"

Rua poked his hairy head, it was very good, it smelled like seafood, thinking that Su Qingzhi had another meal in the sea of ​​'Mermaid Island'.

"There's grilled Gugu meat tonight, you can eat it."

Su Qingzhi hiccupped.

"I can't eat meat, but I can drink milk."

Ji Yanzhi: ""

I don't want to say a word anymore, mainly because no amount of talking can stop Su Qingzhi from developing the 'stomach clone technique'.Why this stomach contains milk, that stomach contains food, and fruits and vegetables, they also have to be stored in separate stomachs.

Su Qingzhi touched his fat belly and sighed: "I found out that I have lost weight!"

Ji Yanzhi: ""

No more nonsense to talk to Su Qingzhi, Ji Yanzhi instead brought Su Qingzhi a bottle of milk.There are pots of milk, but, Ji Yanzhi was afraid that Su Qingzhi would hiccup after eating too much, so he just gave Su Qingzhi a bottle of milk.

"Can I have another bottle?"

Su Qingzhi felt that a bottle of milk was not enough to moisten his throat, so he asked Ji Yanzhi to bring him another bottle of milk.

Ji Yanzhi ignored it, and only ate steak and drank red wine, and discussed with Yan Ying by the way.

What are we discussing? We are discussing the golden python that was almost boiled by Su Qingzhi but fortunately rescued by Qin Jiaojiao in time.

The brothers and sisters maintained a highly consistent view that the golden python is the long-lost General Qin of the Federation whose whereabouts are unknown.

"Tsk, what a tragedy!" Yan Ying gloated at her ex-husband for three seconds. "Unexpectedly, no new male and female lead came out to save him, and he was almost cooked by Lao Su. Tsk, Lao Ji, tell me, did Lao Su do it on purpose or did it on purpose!"

It is expected that Qin Jiaojiao will appear, so first throw the onion, ginger, garlic, peppercorns, and golden python into the pot, and do not light the fire just to scare people.

"Heh, revenge for you!" Ji Yanzhi raised his glass as a gesture of respect for himself.

Yan Ying burst out laughing.

"I just pretend I don't know about it. Anyway, 'I' haven't seen the beast form of my ex-husband a few times."

The golden python, tens of meters long, was terrifying to Yan Ying, who was less than one meter long and had a slender figure.So, after Yan Ying was sure that she didn't know that her 'ex-husband' degenerated into a cub, she was almost boiled by Su Qingyi and the old hen.

To say that Su Qingzhi didn't do it on purpose, hehe, whoever stews dragon and phoenix soup, just treats the old hen, the whole snake will be thrown into the pot directly!

They all guessed that Su Qingzhi was teasing Qin Jiaojiao and torturing General Qin's heart. Ji Yanzhi and Yan Ying are indeed half-brothers and half-siblings, and they usually don't take too much pleasure in other's misfortunes unless they can't help it.

"He's miserable!" Yan Ying laughed and said, "Let us brothers and sisters toast to his misery!"

Su Qingzhi who 'robbed' the bottle of milk from Yulanlan: ""

——Sure enough, the ugliest is the ex. A creature like the ex-husband, whether voluntary or involuntary, just means one thing, throw it away as you want.If you don't throw it away, it's impossible to pick up the man from the trash can again.

Su Qingzhi continued to load milk, and after finishing another bottle of milk, he interjected deeply.

"Actually, the taste of dragon and phoenix soup is really good. I strongly recommend old Ji Minger to make dragon and phoenix soup!"

"Speaking of which, where's Jiaojiao!" Ji Yanzhi looked around and said something else.But Qin Jiaojiao did not come to the cafeteria to eat.

Yan Ying: "Accompany Xinde's pet snake!"

Ji Yanzhi: "Choose a famous name."

"For example, Dougson II." Su Qingzhi sighed: "This name is loud enough."

Ji Yanzhi: "Do you dislike yourself for living too long?"

Su Qingzhi: "Isn't it loud?"

"I wish you to be called this name in your next life." Ji Yanzhi gritted his teeth, fully demonstrating the ferocity of the wolf. "Otherwise, you can try to become a dog."

It's a dog instead of a wolf, which shows how deeply Ji Yanzhi resents him for being called 'Dogson II'.And maybe it was because of Ji Yanzhi's blessing at this moment, anyway, Su Qingzhi in the next life would really be

Oh, it's getting too far, let's continue to talk about the golden python that was almost stewed by Su Qingzhi and the old hen.Since the first battle of the Zerg, General Qin blew himself up in order to save his men. When he woke up, he found himself wandering in the desolate Blue Star Desert.

As a golden python living in a tropical environment, Admiral Qin almost died due to lack of water.That's not counting, the main reason is that he has suddenly degenerated from a tens of meters long golden python to a juvenile stage.The overall length is less than two meters, and after finally adapting to the desert environment, it was caught as a wild meat snake and transported out of the desert to a vegetable market near Blue Star Royal Kindergarten for sale!

Su Qingzhi likes to go out to play secretly over the wall, Ji Yanzhi often sees nothing, so he gave Su Qingzhi the opportunity to buy back the golden python that General Qin had degenerated into.

If you want to ask Su Qingzhi if he knows if the golden boa constrictor, one of the raw materials that he bought back to make the dragon and phoenix soup, is Admiral Qin, heh, Su Qingzhi is not blind, and has a keen intuition. The gesture appeared, and his behavior of 'buying vegetables' just confirmed his conjecture.