[Quick Transmigration] It turns out that I am a male god...

It is true that people become smaller, their brains become smaller, and people become childish.Su Qingzhi is a typical example. Don't look at the round head and round face. It's just a few round balls stacked together. You can't even look at the neck. It looks naive. In fact, most of your IQ has been fed to Ji Yanzhi. .

Now it is a Gun Gun who makes a living by being cute, and it is extremely arrogant. In time, it will definitely become the king of kindergartens.Oh, no, not only the fur is black and white, but even the heart and soul are black and white, Su Qingzhi is already a leader in kindergarten.

Very arrogant, extremely arrogant kind of arrogance.Given time, Su Qingzhi could completely punch the nursery teacher and kick the cubs.

"Hey!"

Su Qingzhi giggled, his two little paws applauded non-stop, and some cubs rolled into a ball again, so cute.

Shu Xiaoqiang was very angry, while Tu Niuniu in the next class was full of grievances.

"Wooooow, the black and white bear is bullying the rabbit."

"Spicy rabbit head?" Su Qingzhi tilted his head, thinking of the special famous dishes of Sichuan Province in his memory, he couldn't help drooling. "Why can cubs only drink milk and eat Gugu meat? I want to eat spicy rabbit head."

With a greedy look of wanting to eat orcs, many cubs burst into tears.

Not only the cubs who were having a great time fighting, but also the other cubs who were "watching the fun" all cried together.

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, just like a symphony, the ups and downs, especially beautiful.

After finally letting out a sigh of relief, Miss Tutu who was about to take a rest: ""

Bad cub, how can you tease other cubs like this!

Miss Tutu was so distressed that she didn't know how to coax the cub.

Fortunately, after crying for a while, the cubs were tired and hungry, so those who drank milk drank milk, those who ate Gugu meatballs ate Gugu meatballs, and the herbivorous orc cubs stuffed vegetables into their mouths while crying.

Raw, uncooked vegetables.

Just like Gun Gun is an omnivorous animal, it can eat meat, but it is the same reason that it loves to eat bamboo.

As a few months old, Su Qingzhi has already grown fluffy, fat, chubby black and white ball, besides drinking milk, it can actually eat other food.But, there are no bear orc cubs in the Blue Star Royal Kindergarten at all.

It may be said that there has been no incident of a bear orc cub being abandoned in a hundred years, and it is true that I don't know what the bear orc cubs eat and what their cubs eat.Anyway, it is right to drink milk, and it is not suitable for cubs who are several months old to eat meat.

But bears are omnivores.Eat fruits and vegetables, as well as meat.Take brown bears living in the wild as an example. They dig out their honeycombs to eat honey, and they also go down the river to catch fish.Even when the 'interest' came, I even had a face-to-face dance with a Russian brawny man.

The brown bears living there are happy.Unlike the orcs in this dimension world, the recipes have basically changed.Don't think that herbivores can't eat meat. Maybe pure herbivores really don't eat meat, but the orcs who have evolved to be able to span the universe, that's not necessarily the case. Adult rabbits eat grilled goo-gu meat with seafood , Where does not eat meat.

So, Su Qingzhi feels that he can only drink milk at present, which is really heartbreaking.

"Hey, Lao Ji, I want to eat meatballs tomorrow."

Running wildly all the way, Su Qingzhi soon arrived at Ji Yanzhi's dormitory.

It was a relatively simple room with an overall area of ​​about a hundred square meters. If one person lives alone, it is really super spacious.As soon as you enter the door, there is a big blanket with red and yellow patterns, which seems to have an indescribable beauty in the vulgarity.

Su Qingzhi: "??? I seem to have seen this in the dormitory where the old gardener lived."

Ji Yanzhi: "It was arranged by him."

Su Qingzhi: "The taste of the elderly."

"Oh, your taste is not much better." Ji Yanzhi sneered. "You are really getting more and more stupid now. Could it be that Gun Gun's talent skills are meant to be stupid, not cute."

"You are the one who is stupid, and your whole family is also stupid."

Su Qingzhi really didn't have enough brain capacity, and he forgot that he didn't just live one life, but

Ji Yanzhi didn't want to say any more, and always felt that Su Qingzhi would regret it in the future.I just don't know if he was laughing or mocking at that time.

"There are strict standards for raising cubs." Ji Yanzhi replied: "For example, water-type orcs mainly feed on fish, shrimp and milk when they were young. Terrestrial-type orcs mainly feed on milk and Gugu meat. What is the original form?"

Su Qingzhi: "??? So, what do you want to say?"

"We can talk about how our father-son relationship needs to be maintained."

"??? Old Ji, you're taking advantage of me again."

"The main reason is that you forgot that my whole family belongs to you." Ji Yanzhi was full of helplessness, and couldn't help but said with a headache: "Old Su, please be quiet and grow up well, okay?"

"I'm not safe enough?" Su Qingzhi's face was startled, his eyes widened in disbelief, and those little claws that had nowhere to rest were used to cover his round chin. "Old Ji, let's talk from beginning to end. What did I do to give you the illusion that I am restless. I have always been the most obedient kid!"

"I think it's you who has the illusion."

Ji Yanzhi sighed, but he didn't continue to hate Su Qingzhi.There is no way, who made Su Qingzhi's good luck turn into rolling, if it is another creature, such as grassland flat-headed brother, you can see whether Ji Yanzhi is mainly coaxing or beating cubs.

The national treasure is rolling, no matter how much he owes a beating, if Ji Yanzhi makes a move, he won't be like the earth, sitting in prison.But, beating the national treasure Gun Gun, even though he is a 'bear son', but, well, I always feel bad conscience.

"You have a conscience?" Su Qingzhi complained.

Ji Yanzhi asked back: "You mean, if you are disobedient, I can beat you at will?"

"Don't say such fatherly things." Su Qingzhi said very bluntly: "You can't be my father, or I will beat you!"

Ji Yanzhi heheed twice, not bothering to pay attention to Su Qingzhi, and continued to tap on the optical brain.

Su Qingzhi rolled round and round on the red and gold carpet. After a long while, when he was tired from rolling, Su Qingzhi lay on the ground on all fours and spread it into a panda cake.

"Old Ji, eat grilled fish at night."

"Little cubs can't eat fish." Ji Yanzhi said without turning his head.

Su Qingzhi: "Then fish soup."

"What's the difference between fish soup and milk?" Ji Yanzhi was speechless.

Su Qingzhi was stunned: "Why is there no difference between fish soup and milk? Old Ji, you can't open your eyes and talk nonsense, you don't want to take care of Gun Gun!"

Ji Yanzhi: "That's right, I don't really want to take care of Gun Gun."

Su Qingzhi: "Hey, it's agreed that people love flowers and flowers bloom. Everyone wants to form a group to steal the cub's national treasure. Why was I abandoned when I was born? I also suspect that I was abandoned because of skin diseases." !"

The more I think about it, the more I feel sad, okay? How come in the future interstellar era, the raging noodles will be reduced to the minimum all at once.

"Panda people have long been legends. Who knows that real pandas cannot be photographed for life."

Ji Yanzhi expressed Gun Gun's greatest regret in a subtle way.Su Qingzhi didn't take it seriously, and even thought it would be better not to take color photos, black and white photos or something

"Fuck, no black and white photos."

Ji Yanzhi: "Just don't take pictures."

"No. You must have a photo of your ID." Su Qingzhi said seriously: "I remember that the cub will be registered after one year old, and a photo will definitely be taken at that time."

"Tsk, it seems to be."

Ji Yanzhi came back to his senses and continued to tap on the optical brain.

It's quite casual, maybe it's because Yan Ying's whereabouts are still not found on the Internet.

Su Qingzhi cocked his head, and finally remembered that he was a big hacker anyway, so he said. "Is there still an optical brain? I'll help, the two of you will be faster."

"There is also an optical brain that is not bound to identity information. It is a children's version. You can try to log in."

Naturally, it is possible to log in. After all, it is a children's version, and has not been bound to identity information. It is not true that Su Qingzhi is only a few months old, so how can he really eat and wait to die.Su Qingzhi took over the children's version of the optical brain from Ji Yanzhi, and after some exploration, he quickly got started.

But Su Qingzhi is still a cub now, and he is still only a few months old. It will take at least 20 years for him to have human slender and nimble hands like Ji Yanzhi.

Rolling's claws are round and chubby, they can't be called agile at all, but they are enough to beat the brain.

No, after tapping for a while, Su Qingzhi's bear paw hit the optical brain.

"No information." Su Qingzhi puffed his bun face and fell into deep thought. "It's very abnormal."

"Indeed, lack of information is the biggest abnormality." Ji Yanzhi said with a serious expression: "In any case, Qin Yu is a general of the Federation after all, and his original wife should be reported even if she was born in a humble background. More Not to mention that his original wife was born in a famous family, and the combination of the right family, how could there be no news from the wife's side?"

"Didn't it mean that the Yan family of the Federation fell?" Su Qingzhi hesitated: "Could it be because of this reason that there is no news of his original wife."

"Who knows." Ji Yanzhi sneered: "Anyway, I'll check again. If I can't find it, I can only say that it's not time for Yingmeier to travel."

--is that so?

Su Qingzhi moved the panda's ears and fell into deep thought.

It's actually getting late at this time, at least Miss Tutu has already contacted Ji Yanzhi, wanting to discuss with him the cubs' evening recipes.

Ji Yanzhi: "???"

"I can't find anything to say!" Su Qingzhi sighed: "Who doesn't know that the food in stock of Blue Star Royal Kindergarten is Gu Gu meat besides piebald milk." The fruits and vegetables in the orchard and vegetable garden are not counted, they are purely self-sufficient.