Snape's personal assistant

Although he was in the cellar, the sunlight coming in through the small window made by Lin Kaiwei's ingenious space magic warmed the room like a beam of light, and Sirius got out of the bed sleepily. "m

A good morning starts with breakfast.

As soon as he woke up, he dragged his chubby body to the kitchen filled with the smell of meat, vegetables, and fruits. As soon as practice made perfect, Sirius started scratching the door of the refrigerator.He was a Muggle enthusiast, and he accepted the use of the refrigerator right away.However, it seems that there is no stock in the refrigerator today.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow? Rubbling, until Lin Kaiwei opened his eyes, he looked up expectantly, his little fluffy tail swayed from side to side, his eyes flickered brightly, making full use of the unique cute attack of the small teacup.

After the black-haired young man opened his eyes without any warning, he lowered his head and looked at the gray pupils that radiated from his master begging for breakfast. Staring at the ceiling.Sirius whimpered in disappointment, this guy, Merlin knew what was going on, after he recovered from his illness and was discharged from the hospital, his whole soul seemed to be let by the god of death, lifeless.

What happened?Lovelorn, domestic violence, irregular menstruation?Sirius was puzzled.However, the persistent Gryffindor will not give up lightly, Sirius pouted his buttocks, prepared, and continued to hug Agong.

After struggling for a long time, he finally waited for the heartbreaking words from Assistant Professor Lin, who was nestled in the clothes and couldn't get up for a long time——

You should lose weight, go on a diet.

"Woof—" (QwQ, how could you treat me like this.)

"Okay, okay, what do you want to eat? Can fried eggs be okay?" Assistant Professor Lin sat up helplessly, thinking of the fact that he had scheduled six potions classes a day today, and the fact that he was about to get along with the person who failed to confess and lack of sleep. It made him feel a splitting headache, "Forget it, let's go to the hall to eat, the craftsmanship of the house elves is pretty good."

When Assistant Professor Lin showed up in the restaurant with his own cute and cute, the originally noisy restaurant suddenly quieted down. The other protagonist, Professor Snape, seemed particularly calm, still slowly spreading butter on the bread.

Come on, you ask why this silence, haven't you noticed the atmosphere in Potions class recently, didn't you feel the tension that was on the verge of firing?

"So, what happened?" Harry whispered cautiously to the Snitch on his chest. Looking carefully, there was still a small piece of metal stuck to his ear, something similar to a Bluetooth headset.

"If you don't know, just eat breakfast obediently and don't get involved in anything." Draco's warning came from the earphone.

However, even in this weird atmosphere, there will still be those who are not afraid of death and come out to die. This is the representative of our troublemaker - Peeves!

"Oh, I am the King of Hogwarts, the King of Hogwarts, la la la la la la, la la la la la, ~\(≧▽≦)/~la la la." I saw the crown on the head , wearing red velvet curtains, holding a magic wand snatched from some unlucky child in his hand, "Bold, common people, don't kneel when you see the monarch!"

In the next second, there was only a loud bang, and Peeves, who was driving at a high speed, knocked over Assistant Professor Lin who had just picked breakfast from the self-selected table. Breakfast, the whole thing flew out of his hand.

Everyone in the dining room stretched their necks and twisted with the plate, only to see the plate streaking across the sky like a shooting star, and all the food in it flew out of the plate like a celestial maiden scattered flowers, and fell on the teacher's department. On the table and on Snape's head, and then, the dinner plate, which was a step behind, landed on his head accurately, three points!

Angrily, Professor McGonagall tore off the wizard hat full of food crumbs, and pointed at the "robe" on Butt Ghost: "Peves, what are you doing again, that's not me!" Office curtains?"

Snape wiped the sauce off his face, stood up, raised the wand in his hand, and made a clean-up. The corners of his lips raised a cold arc, and the whole restaurant listened to each word Visible volume: "Do you need me to build a tomb for you now, Your Majesty, what should I write on the epitaph? Peeves I, a short but brilliant life. What about the bloody Baron? Decreased?"

Speaking of this, the expression on Snape's face was obviously paused - when everyone thought that the head of Slytherin was about to go crazy and start spraying venom crazily, and this bastard with no eyes was about to be unlucky, unexpectedly, Snape just frowned, then returned to his expressionless state, and exchanged glances with Dumbledore.

Everything happened only in the blink of an eye. The greasy black-haired principal man was standing, and the old immortal silver-haired old fox principal was sitting. The two seemed to have made an appointment. After looking at each other briefly, they nodded. nodded.

"All petrified!" "The golden crown is flying." The two wands shot different spells.

Peeves slapped the ground, the soles of his feet bounced up like springs, his hands stretched out, and he wanted to run towards the place where the bloody Barrow appeared, seeking help, but he couldn't escape the spell and was caught Boiled into a strange posture.

"Bloodman Barrow, bring Peeves, let's go to the office and have a good chat." Dumbledore put the golden crown in his sleeve, and narrowed his eyes at the stunned students, "Okay, students, as soon as possible." After breakfast, it's almost time for class."

Still in class?Who's in the mood for class now, what's the point, the sun is out in the west?Or is the principal so disrespectful?

Well, our Sirius, oblivious to everything going on around him, pouted his ass and buried himself in a pile of scattered food, binge eating.Looking at the swaying, chubby little butt, the corners of Lupine's mouth, who was sitting next to Dumbledore, twitched slightly, and then, with a puff, he laughed out of place.Please, professor, the focus is wrong.

However, no matter what, the restaurant finally returned to its original excitement.

"Yes, the power of darkness is hidden, but there is no protective magic circle, which is much easier to solve than the previous ones." After some appraisal, Dumbledore gave an affirmative answer, "Ravenclaw Golden Crown, another Horcrux."

"Are you sure, wearing the Ravenclaw Crown will make people smarter? It doesn't seem to have carved a groove or two in the round brain of the butt." Snape's tone rose because of sarcasm He raised a few tones, "Besides, he was too careless in the Room of Requirement."

Dumbledore turned his gaze from the diadem back to Snape: "The most dangerous place is always the safest place. If it weren't for Peeves, no one would have thought that the diadem would be in the Room of Requirement."

Hearing this sentence, Snape twitched slightly, as if chasing away a disgusting fly: "God, they actually got there." It was obvious that someone who was dissatisfied was showing affection all day long. A certain couple is dissatisfied.

"Perhaps, we should let Kaiwei come over. His tears should be able to purify the vicious soul in the crown. After all, it is a relic of Ravenclaw, so it is better not to destroy it with fire casually." Dumbledore Obviously relieved, he tried to move his withered arm, but there was no response, "Then, there are two left, no, it should be said to be one, so a year and a half is enough."

"One? What do you mean?" Snape stared at Dumbledore dumbfounded, his eyes flashed sharply, "You said, did it mean, it was Harry Potter?"

Snape's entire face was contorted, and he muttered, "Headache, contact, one, confrontation is death. Don't tell me the last Horcrux was Harry."

"You met Voldemort, and you know that his mind is directly connected to Harry's, and I can't think of a reason for that other than a Horcrux. Calm down, Sev, it doesn't mean Harry has to die, don't forget No, he and Voldemort are the only one left alive."

"Yeah, there's only one left to live." Snape looked out the window, his voice was emotionless, without any warmth, as deep as the cold deep sea without any warmth.

"So, Ravenclaw's diadem aroused Peeves' interest during the sex between Peeves and the bloody Baron, and then your tears solved another Horcrux?" Accompanied Watching the young man cooking, Sirius scratched the broad shoulders of the young man with his paws, lying on his stomach comfortably, with his little head raised unscrupulously, while Assistant Professor Lin lifted the seal for him, he chattered and made comments.

Lin Kaiwei quickly poured the diced carrots into the pot, and replied: "This is the so-called sex is good for physical and mental health. Professor Lu Ping asked me to be his assistant in Defense Against the Dark Arts class next week, Do you want to go with me when the time comes?"

Sirius watched Ding Ding carrot go into the pot, and bared his teeth in remorse, why didn't he stop it?I really hate the weird taste of radish.Wait, stay with Moony Face too, woof woof.

"Eat all the carrots, or I won't take you there."

Under the temptation of seeing the moon face, Sirius licked the food on the plate clean, including those small carrots that were chopped into pieces, but the taste was actually quite good, Sirius seemed to be licking his lips endlessly.

He widened his dark round eyes, looked pitifully at Lin Kaiwei who was staring at the plate in a daze, and begged for food as if he was not full.

However, Lin Kaiwei took away the basin in front of him: "I can't eat any more, look at how fat you are."

"Kaiwei, what's the matter with you and the snot-nosed man? You haven't been in the right state recently. You haven't even eaten." Seeing the plate being taken away, Sirius let out a groan and stared at Lin Kaiwei without moving. The moved dinner plate, "Also, where did Pettigrew go?"

"If you want revenge, don't gossip like that. Have you solved Voldemort's fear of him running away?" Assistant Professor Lin was obviously hit by the gx point.

Knowing that Sirius, who had poked someone's heartache, didn't make a fuss, he nestled obediently on the usual pillow.After a while, he added another sentence: "The snot-nosed man is really not a good thing. Don't push your flower against his pile of cow dung."

"To shut up!"