Snape's personal assistant
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"Harry... Potter..." Xiaolong blushed and sat up. "Little master, can't the little master sleep, do you want milk." Siri, the house elf, appeared in front of Draco with a bang. "Who wants milk!" Draco blushed, "Get down." He buried his head in the pillow.
In the Slytherin lounge, there was a weird smell, and the portraits on the wall were empty. They couldn't bear the smell, and went to visit each other.All the former deans of Slytherin strongly protested that portraits also have the right to be likened, and the portraits also require a beautiful living environment!
Professor Snape suppressed the throbbing brain nerves, took a deep breath, no, it's not the time yet.The corridor was empty, and nothing unusual could be seen. The students were still spending their summer vacation at home, so all they could do was...waving the magic wand, a green light flashed into Assistant Professor Lin's dormitory.
Our Assistant Professor Lin quickly opened the door after hearing the abnormal noise. Standing at the door was the ashen-faced Professor Snape. If he read correctly, his temples were beating at a very high frequency.
Professor Snape's face froze: "It seems that my normal sense of smell has been unlucky for many years, and today it's abnormal. Is it the stench of fox feces that permeates Slytherin, a place that should be noble and elegant?" Snape looked around Kai Wei's body. bedroom.Well, a soft and comfortable big bed appeared before his eyes.The dark green bed curtain hangs obediently on the ground, and the Chinese dragon walks around on the golden bedpost, as if looking for a place to hide from the stench. The silver-gray quilt looks smooth and soft, and the delicate rose flowers on the feet are shining with silver light .The exquisite shapeshifting technique, Snape admired inwardly.Well, this ornate bed is obviously out of place with the bare walls and nearly extinguished fireplace.And as the door opened, a foul stench rushed into Snape's nostrils.Snape held back the emotion of retreating, and raised his voice: "I didn't know that Assistant Teacher Lin hated Slytherin so much, and planned to destroy it in such an extreme way."
Assistant Professor Lin was wearing a dark green dressing gown.The top was tied casually with a belt, highlighting the shapely waistline.Kai Wei, who was sprayed with venom, quickly petrified, what, what's going on.
Snape abruptly moved his eyes away from that shapely waistline, and continued to search for the source of the stench. A small, concealed door caught his attention. Snape quickly stepped into Kaiwei's bedroom, Opening the door, a modern kitchen appeared in front of his eyes.
Yes, you read that right, you read that right, a kitchen.Everything from wok to steamer, oven to microwave.As a foodie, Lin Kaiwei couldn't stand looking up at the starry sky sent by the house elf last night, so he decided to do it himself.Looking up at the starry sky, he said that British food is unreliable, and the innocent eyes of those few fish made Assistant Professor Lin lose his appetite.Early this morning, he sent away the elf who delivered the food and asked him to directly provide him with ingredients in the future.For the sake of his future, he cruelly ignored the pathetic way the house-elf kept hitting the wall.You can't eat it, you can't, you have to do it yourself if you kill yourself.Then, he took out the sealed stinky tofu brought from China and fried it.
And this gorgeous kitchen that can match the bed is the result of Assistant Professor Lin's overnight.He used space magic to open up another kitchen, but unfortunately the Slytherin lounge was at the bottom of the lake, and he didn't know where the range hood should lead to, and he didn't install it, which led to the scene where Slytherin was surrounded by stench.That's right, in one night he only freed up these two things in life, the word eating and sleeping, the kitchen and the bed are the two most important things. As for the wet and cold environment, the Drying Curse and Warming Curse can be solved smoothly, and the rest It can be changed slowly in the future.
"Should I applaud Assistant Professor Lin's wonderful transfiguration!" Snape looked at the yellow unknown object on the plate seriously, and he was sure that this was the source of the stench, "What is this?"
"Uh..." Lin Kaiwei came back to his senses, and quickly picked up a piece of tofu with his chopsticks, "Professor, this is stinky tofu, do you want to try it?"
Unexpectedly, Snape opened his mouth, and Lin Kaiwei mechanically fed the tofu into Snape's mouth.Is the taste good?Snape lowered his voice: "No matter what hobbies Assistant Professor Lin has, please clean up this smell immediately."
"Yes, Professor." Lin Kaiwei almost raised his hands in salute.
"Also, this one is confiscated." Snape took away the stinky tofu, and the black robe drew gorgeous curves as he turned around.
How could this be, robber, robber.Lin Kaiwei bit his little handkerchief and ran away in tears, it was just a few treasures.
☆, 6 sessions of broken teacher meeting
Lin Kaiwei, our teaching assistant who caused a catastrophe, waved his wand pitifully, and kept cleaning every corner of Slytherin. "m
Our Assistant Professor Lin's complexion was not very good, we frowned and muttered incessantly.It wasn't because of the endless reprimands from the portraits around him who came back from the house, what he missed was the stinky tofu in Snape's hand.Grieving and angry because of the stinky tofu, he vented four times, no, I swear, this is the first time in his life, no, in two lifetimes, that he was robbed of food.As a foodie, how could he not be resentful when the stinky tofu just flew away when it came to his mouth.He is a complete tableware, or empty tableware, not even a piece of stinky tofu!
With a sigh, Assistant Professor Lin forcibly pulled himself together.It's okay, it's okay, sweet-scented osmanthus syrup is being boiled in the kitchen, and there is sugar to eat.
At this time, Dumbledore's patron saint, the Phoenix, brought a message.At three o'clock this afternoon, he will meet with the teachers in the principal's office.While listening, Lin Kaiwei cleaned up in a bored way.However, Dumbledore's last instruction struck his fragile nerves like lightning. "Let's bring some Chinese sweets! Sif said you opened up a kitchen yourself, and share it with your colleagues to promote friendship! I miss the taste of jasmine pie very much." This sentence was like the last straw. After seeing Lin Kaiwei, he looked desperate and angry, and the squinted eyes of Dumbledore, an old fox behind reflective glasses, appeared in front of his eyes.Lin Kaiwei weakly slid down the wall and fell to the ground.Don't bully people like this.
What do you say, can be made quickly with magic?Check out these magical food books: The Magic of Baking Bread, Enchanting Your Cheese, and Conjuring a Feast! ".Can it be eaten? Can it be eaten? You can tell by the name that it is crude food.Lin Kaiwei stood up as if appointed, and walked back to the dormitory dejectedly.
Sure enough, people rely on clothes, Buddha depends on gold clothes, the clothes recommended by Mrs. Mojin are different, and they don't have those golden Galleons for nothing.In the dark green robe, with dark auspicious clouds billowing from the cuffs, under the well-fitting tailoring and fitting fabric, Assistant Professor Lin's well-proportioned figure is immediately set off more charmingly, and the line of the body is also very strong.Holding the sweet-scented osmanthus syrup made with acceleration magic, Lin Kaiwei walked into the principal's office with resentment in his heart. What he saw was a tall black-haired witch in emerald green robes. She had a serious expression, a bit like a nun.It's Professor McGonagall.
"This is our new teaching assistant, Kai Weilin. A big boy from China." Dumbledore said in a high voice, and applauded himself with satisfaction after speaking.At this time, his eyes lit up, and he rushed towards Lin Kaiwei as quickly as a fox seeing its prey.Kaiwei couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it is not easy to have such agility at such an advanced age.Well, in fact, Dumbledore just walked forward, took the sweet-scented osmanthus syrup in Kaiwei's hand with a smile, and introduced the professors to Lin Kaiwei one by one.
Professor of Charms Flitwick, Head of Ravenclaw House; Professor of Sprout Herbology, Head of Hufflepuff House; and our Professor Snape, whose face looks like winter all year round.
Lin Kaiwei shivered.Because of Professor Snape?You're overthinking, it's Professor Binns, the History of Magic teacher drifts past him silently.
During the greetings, the professors quickly divided up the sweet-scented osmanthus syrup.This is the time for the benevolent to see the benevolent and the wise to see wisdom, and the fight is about strength!You make a spoon, I make a fork, and Dumbledore, who is quite familiar with Chinese culture, made chopsticks.The rolls are rolled, the scoops are scooped, and the sweet-scented osmanthus syrup draws beautiful petals in the air, and the petals are connected.
Snape's face darkened as none of the hurricanes over the Atlantic stood aside.He looked at the childish behavior of these professors coldly, and kept comforting himself: Slytherin has quality, and Slytherin has grace.
Lin Kaiwei, who was oppressed by Snape's low pressure, stepped forward quickly, and said obsequiously: "Professor, don't worry, I left another copy for you."
Professor Quirrell stood silently in the corner, gritted his teeth and endured something, his face distorted from pain to joy.Lin Kaiwei looked at Professor Quirrell's ridiculous turban, and silently turned his head away.Does Voldemort live in this kind of person, from the shiny forehead to the tasteless red turban, it looks weird no matter what.
"Sunrise in the East, great changes at Hogwarts...Half-Blood Prince, open your heart...The embrace of black and black...will bring a new light." A hoarse and eerie voice that was almost weird came from Professor Trelawney The corner of the mouth dipped in osmanthus syrup flows out.Is she rolling her eyes... Lin Kaiwei said in a daze, hey, please be more dedicated, please wipe the sugar from the corner of your mouth.The old firefly grabbed Lin Kaiwei desperately and shook him.Come on, you'll spit it out for breakfast.Lin Kaiwei shouted in his heart.But the old firefly just rolled his eyelids desperately, revealing his white eyeballs the size of copper bells, which made Lin Kaiwei tremble all over.
"The bloody wind will wash away the endless darkness... The hero who saved the world, reborn from the ashes... The wheel of fate turns, the proud nobleman is no longer what he used to be, bow his head. Do not disturb the sleeping dragon... The original dark lord, The memory of Phoenix Tears..." Professor Trelawney nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice, and then resumed the look of not waking up at all, "Honey, what do I want to do? Is there any candy? Hiccup—” Then, she hiccupped loudly.
Is this a prophecy?What a mess, tell me clearly, what a mess.Who wouldn't know about such a drastic change in fate?Lin Kaiwei complained in his heart, did he witness a great prophecy?
Lin Kaiwei bit his lip and repeated the prophecy.Professor Trelawney stared wide-eyed in horror: "Did I say that? No?" Professor Trelawney reluctantly licked the sweet-scented osmanthus sugar dipped on her nails, and looked at the empty jar next to her, "My dear, Can you have some more, it tastes good!"
He said that there is nothing delicious in the UK, and if there is, it will not raise such a strange flower!
Dumbledore's face changed after hearing the prophecy, and a strange light flashed through his glasses, but he returned to normal immediately.His thick white eyebrows were raised, and a faint smile appeared on his face: "Honey, the sugar tastes good. Maybe Professor Trelawney hasn't slept well recently. Well, Hagrid hasn't come yet, but it's okay, let's talk about this first." Semester work! Teachers, please sit down. Legs are useless when you are old." Dumbledore sat down first.
blah blah, blah blah...
Lin Kaiwei listened intently at first, but as time went on, he became a little sleepy after working all night. As for the old firefly's prophecy, he had long forgotten it.
And Professor Quirrell finally recovered his expression. He seemed to be missing something. Ever since his master possessed him, he always had rejection reactions from time to time.Scratching his head, his eyes became hollow again.
With a bang, the big Hagrid rushed in: "Sorry, I'm late, I'm late." Because of his arrival, the whole office suddenly seemed much smaller.Lin Kaiwei was awakened by Hagrid's high-pitched voice, and almost slipped off his seat.
"Kaiwei, this is Hagrid, Hogwarts keykeeper." Dumbledore introduced, "Okay, let's stop here today. I believe Kaiwei was quite tired when he first arrived in England. Rest."
As soon as he finished speaking, Snape got up, said his goodbyes and left.Lin Kaiwei chased after his billowing robe, waved to everyone and left.
☆、7 Chaotic Malfoy Banquet
The night had just fallen, but the banquet hall in Malfoy Manor was brightly lit. Noble and elegant antique crystal lamps illuminated the entire hall, and house elves in neat aprons shuttled back and forth to deliver drinks. 『mToday is Draco's entrance dinner.Yes, nobles often need some banquets to bond with each other.Today is your birthday, and tomorrow is my birthday. If you have an Easter dinner this year, then I will have a Christmas ball next year.As a wizard, you need to communicate more to have feelings. Your family has a tiger, and it just so happens that my family also has a daughter.Of course, many power-money transactions were also completed under this fig leaf.
Mrs. Parkinson immediately took Draco's hand when she saw him, and squeezed his little face: "My dear, you are growing up so fast, you are going to Hogwarts. I think you were only so young back then. Little bit." That posture was completely like looking at his son-in-law, "Oh, time flies so fast, I'm really old."
"Mrs. Parkinson, please believe that your beauty has never faded away. Now you even have to avoid the goddess of moonlight." Draco uncharacteristically greeted Mrs. Parkinson like a little adult.
Blake stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth and chewed, and the cake crumbs sprayed all over the floor.This female poodle also has beauty?What happened to Draco recently, did he fall in love with the little poodle Pansy?Brack shuddered, feeling chills at the thought.
"Mr. Douglas, your honor has made the house flourish." Goyle scratched his head with one hand, licked the chocolate sauce on his finger, what was the dust on the wall, just follow Draco.Yes, remember to grab an extra chocolate trifle later.
Lucius Malfoy is dealing with all kinds of tricksters from various families.He shook the champagne in his hand, and quickly calculated the benefits that this transaction could bring to the family in his mind.After saying goodbye to his partner with a smile, Lucius turned his attention to his only son, Xiaolong, who behaved very differently tonight.When he saw Xiaolong's performance, his shrewd eyes became soft and kind.
He and Narcissa had been worried for a while after his little dragon had come back from Diagon Alley a few days earlier and had been sullen.It wasn't until Xiaolong came to his study to inquire, that he let go of his high-hanging heart, and the child had grown up. "Has Draco been acting badly all this time?" The kid's wet eyes slammed into his heart.How cute and outstanding our little dragon is, how can Gore and Crabbe be worth one ten-thousandth of him.The only daughter of the Parkinson family has a soft spot for her little dragon, which also makes Lucius earn a fortune from the Parkinson family.What an excellent child!Lu Peacock's tail swung open, shaking triumphantly.No, it's not the time, he put on a straight face: "Draco, as a nobleman, how could you act so cowardly. Wipe your tears." Draco lowered his head, wiped away his tears with a veil He also said: "Father, please teach me to be a capable nobleman." "My child, what is going on?"
During the long conversation between father and son all night, Lucius sensitively captured a word, assistant?Is that the new guy from Hogwarts?After sending Xiaolong away, he flipped through the recently sent materials.Kai Weilin, an Oriental, Snape's teaching assistant, lives in Slytherin?It seemed necessary to invite him to Malfoy Manor, paving the way for the little dragon.It just so happened that Patriarch Braque has been a bit difficult to deal with recently, and the deal has been delayed for a long time.Well, then let's hold a party in the name of Xiaolong's admission.
Looking at Draco's performance, Lucius was very satisfied with the courses he arranged for Draco recently.This is the heir to the Malfoy family, with perfect manners and elegant manners.Lucius took a sip of champagne and almost ruined his image.Hold back and hold back, thank Merlin for not spraying it out, almost losing it at the end of the festival.
Snape, who has been single for a while and has been single all his life, actually walked arm in arm with an oriental man and walked into the magnificent hall.
Lin Kaiwei is wearing a silver-gray dress today, and the little red bow tie is a bit playful.When he received the invitation letter, he once thought it was sent by mistake and it should be from the next door.Look, Malfoy's owl looks very energetic.Hey, put away your contemptuous little eyes.
Open it and have a look, the golden invitation letter, the silver cursive words:
Mr. Kai Weilin:
Lucius Malfoy, the owner of Malfoy, sincerely invites you to attend the entrance banquet of Draco Malfoy at the Malfoy Manor at 7:15pm on July 7th.
Lucius Malfoy
Lin Kaiwei couldn't hold back his excitement, banquet = food.His eyes are shining, how can he go?By the way, Draco's godfather.Lin Kaiwei rushed to the next door.
Snape, who received the invitation letter, was frowning. He never liked that kind of occasion, and Lucius never forced it. Today, did the peacock get beaten by the giant Sasquatch?
Lin Kaiwei dragged Snape's robe with a deadpan face, begging him to go with him, even ignoring Snape's aura that was comparable to the Aleutian low-pressure atmosphere in the Pacific Ocean, and asked to comb Snape's hair.
"Is your head stuffed with bubble stems, Assistant Teacher Lin?" Under Snape's roar, Lin Kaiwei let go of the corner of his robe aggrievedly, blinking his small eyes, fighting for the delicious food!
"If Assistant Professor Lin's IQ comparable to that of a snail still exists, he should change his clothes immediately." Snape's face was dark, but the tips of his ears were pink.
Did he agree?That's right, time was running out, Lin Kaiwei happily ran back to the dormitory.
The above is the reason why they are long overdue.
"Civilian, you now know what aristocrats are!" Draco whispered as he walked towards Lin Kaiwei.Snape had already been dragged away by Lucius impatiently.
At this time, Mrs. Parkinson's exclamation came.In the banquet hall, there was a mess, and Goyle and Crabbe were fighting on the ground, and the orangutan's fighting posture was more elegant than theirs.Such a naive way of fighting, your legs pressed against my legs, my head hit your head, Goyle took advantage of the chaos and grabbed Crabbe's hair, and Crabbe took advantage of the situation to pull Goyle's nose, gnashing his teeth , Competing with each other, the whole face was flushed.Like a small spinning top, it spins on the ground, howling while spinning.
How embarrassing, Draco rubbed his forehead.Looking at Lin Kaiwei's brighter smile because he found it interesting, Draco felt that it was mocking: Look, this is the proud son of heaven who has become a fool without his parents.
"Stop!" Draco scolded, walking over quickly.
"He was the one who snatched my chocolate muffin first!" Goyle muttered dissatisfiedly; "Nonsense, I was the one who saw that muffin first!" Crabbe turned his head and muttered.
"Aha, it seems that I didn't entertain you well today, Larch, go and get some muffins." Lucius smiled and said, "Kids, there will always be troubles, let's continue. Dobby, Take the two young masters down to tidy up." By the way, he was covering up for the two heads of the family, Goyle and Crabbe.
"You let go!" "You let go first!"
"That's enough, I'll count to three." Draco felt that all the self-cultivation he had practiced for a few days had been wiped out.
Crabbe and Goyle let go of each other immediately, hissing in pain, and were led down by the house-elf.
☆, 8 snake king, sacred and inviolable.Of course, including King Snake's pet dog
"Is Assistant Professor Lin Japanese?" The person on the opposite side changed his hand to hold the silver snake stick, and the other hand seemed to be playing the piano in the air, and his slender fingers flicked in the air a few times. ’ The house-elf passed him by, and he picked up the tequila without looking at it.And the face has always maintained the same unique smile.
Lin Kaiwei frowned, forming a Sichuan character.He doesn't have a good impression of Japan. Back then, Grindelwald formed an alliance with Japanese samurai, Grindelwald captured Europe, and Japanese wizards took the opportunity to attack the Chinese wizarding world. It is still unclear.Kill Chinese Muggles indiscriminately and detain Chinese wizards.What are they doing? Earthquakes, tsunamis and other disasters are coming like aunts, so they have extra energy to jump around. Japanese wizards are really more energetic than screaming mandrakes.
"No, sir, I am Chinese."
Seemingly realizing his low-level mistake, Lucius's smile was a little stiff, and he lowered his head and took a sip of tequila to ease it up.
"China, a magical ancient country in the East. The Ministry of Magic has always maintained good relations with China." Lucius threw out a compliment, intending to ease the atmosphere.Suddenly, he changed the subject, "I planned to let Draco study in Durmstrang, but Narcissa was not very relieved to let him go out alone. But Hogwarts is also good, and education is also convenient."
Lin Kaiwei nodded, put down the coffee in his hand, and looked at the other party's deep gray-blue eyes very peacefully.What does this mean, please read it!
"Hogwarts seems a little unreasonable. Naturally, gifted children should have privileges, right, teaching assistant."
Uh, Lin Kaiwei didn't know how to answer.
Lucius looked at Lin Kaiwei who was silent, and said with a smile: "Draco is quite talented in Quidditch, but unfortunately the school rules only allow sophomores to join the academy team. Irish Quidditch is as superb as Durmster Lang's humanity is closely related. As a school director, the information in my hand says that you will be in charge of this part this year, right?"
"Quidditch?" Lin Kaiwei was a little surprised, he didn't like this sport very much.Well, the Chinese Quidditch team is indeed a bit disappointing, and it has nothing to do with the quality of the sport.In Asia, the most successful Quidditch team is Japan's Toyohashi Tengu, which narrowly beat Lithuania's Gorodok Monsters to win the championship in 1994.However, the IWF Quidditch Committee was unhappy with the practice of the Japanese setting fire to their broomsticks when they lost a match, seeing it as a waste of fine wood.Hmph, it's too shameful to waste such a little resource, Lin Kaiwei secretly complained in his heart.
"Correct."
"Quidditch is a dangerous sport. Should I ask Professor Snape first?" Lin Kaiwei felt a little guilty when he thought that Harry joined the Quidditch team in his first grade.
"There's no need to trouble Professor Snape with such a trivial matter, right?" Lucius smiled meaningfully, "The salary of an assistant teacher at Hogwarts doesn't seem to be high."
"..." Lin Kaiwei used great self-control to suppress the shout coiled in his throat.If you want to go to Durmstrang, go!You obviously came to embarrass me, a little teaching assistant, because you stumbled over Snape's side. What kind of threat is that salary? "I'm sorry I may not have heard clearly...? Is that what you mean by putting Draco into the academy team under the watchful eye of Professor Snape who doesn't talk about personal affairs?"
"Yes, but flexibility should come within your reach. After all, China has done a good job of this, Kaiwei...Lin."
The small corner with a strange atmosphere and the bustling banquet hall looked incompatible. After dealing with the fight, Lucius asked Draco to entertain Snape. He should talk to the future dean more. As for himself, he should For the greatest benefit, the favorite of the Malfoy family should receive cheers on the field, not applause from the audience.Besides, for Draco, who has been doing quite well lately, there is no reason why such a small request should not be fulfilled.
Lucius was like a giant python, nibbling away at his prey bit by bit.He was not in a hurry to answer, but just fiddled with the snake-headed scepter in his hand, looking at Lin Kaiwei lovingly and gently, just like looking at his own disobedient child.
"I believe in your ability, assistant. Let's have some more coffee." After a while, Lucius snapped his fingers, and a house elf came to refill Lin Kaiwei's cup.His handsome tone made Lin Kaiwei furious, "As a school manager, I think the salary of a capable Hogwarts assistant teacher should be mentioned."
Would I grovel for such a small salary, if I would, I would still be in China now!Is it up to the owner to beat a dog? Let's see how you explain it when Professor Snape comes over!Thinking of this, Lin Kaiwei couldn't help but want to give himself a slap in the face, how could he consciously classify himself as a canine?
"I seem to have heard the salary, Quidditch or something." Snape led Draco over, "Do I have the honor to know the content of your conversation?"
"Mr. Malfoy hopes that Draco can join the Quidditch team." Lin Kaiwei wagged his dog's tail and sold Lucius immediately.
Professor Snape glanced at his godson: the blond hair combed back meticulously, the delicate bowknot on the neck, the straight ironed dress, the carefully carved Malfoy badge on the chest, the silver snake wrapped around the fingertips tail ring...
"Our little Mr. Malfoy thinks the same way? I think I should feel honored, my godson will become famous as soon as he enters the school?" Snape's eyes made Draco dare not look directly, "A few days ago Where did you use the god-given Slytherin rules, as a table foot? Slytherin code of conduct No. 14!"
"Stop arrogance and impetuosity, learn to be patient, Godfather!" Draco felt a little cold behind his back, and blurted out: "But, I'm for Potter..." Draco seemed to remember something, his eyes darkened, and he lowered his tone , said more firmly: "No, promise, it's for promise, godfather." For some reason, thinking of those green eyes as clear as lake water, Draco felt himself calm down and full of courage, "I promised others, Taught him Quidditch at school. Slytherin conduct 71: If you decide, you stick to it."
"Very well, it seems that our little genius can't wait to show off his knowledge. Then please remember the third rule of Slytherin conduct: don't make promises lightly. Also, what did you just say, Potter? ?”
Draco didn't dare to raise his head, but he also knew by feeling that Snape's current air pressure was lower than that of the Magnana Trench.
"Sev, it's just a child's little request, don't take it seriously." Lucius pulled Draco behind him and rescued Draco.
"Slytherin's code of conduct 2 times. Memorize the first ten chapters of "Magic Potions and Potions" before school starts."
2 times, thinking of the rules that have been copied over the past few years piled up under the bed in his room, Draco nodded, but, Quidditch...
Lin Kaiwei felt very happy looking at Draco's expression as if he had eaten earwax-flavored bibi-flavored beans.Boy, it seems that you haven't grasped the most important essence of Slytherin's code of conduct: Snake king, sacred and inviolable!
Of course, including his pet dog!
☆、9 Little Theater: Snape's Whereabouts 1
Sev has been very indifferent to him recently, and he has been home for several nights, and he still has a strange fragrance on his body. "M Lin Kaiwei rested his head on his hands in distress.Today he went to discuss with Albus, but after he finished complaining endlessly, Dumbledore actually laughed.This is completely different from expectations!Shouldn't Albus take the case and come up with n strategies for him, and figure out what Sev did in the meantime.The reality is that Albus moved his half-moon glasses, and patted him on the shoulder meaningfully: "My child, it's okay, I have also gone through this stage, it is not advisable to think wildly, relax. Let's have a pile of cockroaches , You're all haggard." The old fox who knows how to eat must have something to hide from himself.
When I got home, I looked in the mirror. I have been haggard recently, with wrinkles and dark circles under my eyes.Ah, it looks like I have a double chin.If you take a closer look, you must have misread it. He is still so handsome and charming.However, it seems that you really eat a little too much recently?It can't go on like this anymore, we need to be temperate and take care of ourselves, if we continue to grow old like this, Snape will really go to find Lily Adler!Are you going to talk to Lucius about beauty magic?
He suffers!
While he was mourning himself in the mirror, those heartless little bastards were still busy with their own affairs.You doze off, I am in a daze, study jewelry, study jewelry, talk about business, talk about business.Recently, those few students have really become more and more outrageous. They treat him as a nursery school and send all their children over.What happens to people in middle age? Middle-aged people also have passion, and middle-aged people also need a world of two.
On the contrary, Teddy has a conscience, holding a large bag of rose sponge cake newly made by Cedric, with sponge cake crumbs hanging from the corner of his mouth, holding a piece of sponge cake with his chubby little hands: "Professor, here is a piece of freshly baked sponge cake!" Sponge cake, it’s impossible not to eat it. In fact, it’s okay to be fat. Looking in the mirror can only make yourself uncomfortable, and you can’t lose weight.”
unacceptable!
Glaring at these heartless children, don't they feel the laser-like eyes behind them!It's a pity that no one paid any attention to him, he flung his robe and rushed out...
"What's the matter?" Awoke by the sound of closing the door, Hugo blinked vigorously and yawned.No, I'm still sleepy.Last night, I secretly watched Dad's live broadcast of the football game, and it was close to zero when I remembered the two-inch paper assigned by Professor Snape. I was thinking of Professor Snape's gloomy face before I finished writing.
"According to the Muggles, it's menopause." Scorpius pressed his BlackBerry, and the stock was finally sold.Out of politeness, he answered Hugo's question and expressed his concern appropriately, "My father said that it will be fine when Professor Snape comes back."
"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Teddy continued to attack the second pack of snacks.
Rose fiddled with the accessories in her hands, which one should she bring to tomorrow's party?Well, something just happened.Professor Lin went to find Principal Dumbledore and hasn't come back yet.
"Hey--" Lin Kaiwei squatted at the gate of his house, he didn't bring a magic wand, who can come and open the door for him.
☆, 10 Assistant Teacher Lin - the new flight attendant of the Hogwarts Express
As the night deepened and people began to leave, Snape and Lin Kaiwei said goodbye to the Malfoys and returned to Hogwarts. "m
The bright moonlight penetrated the lake softly, and the Slytherin lounge was shrouded in light yellow.Lin Kaiwei is lying on the bed, the soft quilt, the elastic mattress, and the aromatherapy that can help sleep, everything is suitable for falling asleep.However, when he left the Malfoy's house, Snape's empty eyes could not go away.Lin Kaiwei raised his eyebrows... Potter?Lily Potter, the witch with beautiful emerald eyes just like Harry.He vaguely remembered that the last scene of the professor in the movie of his previous life was the way he looked into Harry's green eyes.In the past 11 years, he has actually been immersed in pain. Thinking of this, Lin Kaiwei felt a little unspeakable heartache.
Yeah, that's not your style.Lin Kaiwei pulled up the quilt and covered his head.After a while, he poked his head out, remembering the disappointment in Draco's eyes, and smiled.Before he left, he bent down and whispered in Draco's ear: "You, it's not enough~~ What you wanted to say just now, is actually, Harry." Draco raised his head in surprise.Just as he was about to leave, Draco grabbed his hem and whispered, "Quidditch, really, can't you?"
That pitiful look, hehe.Thinking of this, Lin Kaiwei smiled and closed his eyes.
Although it was late at night, the headmaster's office was still brightly lit. Dumbledore was staring at a yellowed photo. On the door of the cabinet, two teenagers aged seventeen or eighteen were smiling with their shoulders hooked. sunny.He stroked the boy's smiling face in the photo, but his eyes were blocked by the reflective half-moon glasses, so he couldn't see the expression clearly.Suddenly, he lowered his head, yanked open the drawer, threw the photo in, and slammed it shut.Fawkes, who was crouching by the fireplace, raised his head and stared at Dumbledore faintly.Dumbledore picked up two sizzles, put one in his mouth, and fed the other to Tonks. "Old man, only you know." Stroking the phoenix's feathers, Dumbledore felt much calmer, "Go to rest early, I have to ask you a little favor tomorrow." The silverware of the double snake on the table , slowly exhaled a small puff of smoke.
The next morning.Dead again!Assistant Professor Lin rubbed his eyes, damn it, it's that dream again, when will people be able to sleep peacefully and have a good night's sleep.He opened his eyes in a daze, what the hell are you doing?Rubbing his eyes, it was a phoenix, a fiery red phoenix staring at him curiously.
Human and beast eye to eye
In the Slytherin lounge, there was a weird smell, and the portraits on the wall were empty. They couldn't bear the smell, and went to visit each other.All the former deans of Slytherin strongly protested that portraits also have the right to be likened, and the portraits also require a beautiful living environment!
Professor Snape suppressed the throbbing brain nerves, took a deep breath, no, it's not the time yet.The corridor was empty, and nothing unusual could be seen. The students were still spending their summer vacation at home, so all they could do was...waving the magic wand, a green light flashed into Assistant Professor Lin's dormitory.
Our Assistant Professor Lin quickly opened the door after hearing the abnormal noise. Standing at the door was the ashen-faced Professor Snape. If he read correctly, his temples were beating at a very high frequency.
Professor Snape's face froze: "It seems that my normal sense of smell has been unlucky for many years, and today it's abnormal. Is it the stench of fox feces that permeates Slytherin, a place that should be noble and elegant?" Snape looked around Kai Wei's body. bedroom.Well, a soft and comfortable big bed appeared before his eyes.The dark green bed curtain hangs obediently on the ground, and the Chinese dragon walks around on the golden bedpost, as if looking for a place to hide from the stench. The silver-gray quilt looks smooth and soft, and the delicate rose flowers on the feet are shining with silver light .The exquisite shapeshifting technique, Snape admired inwardly.Well, this ornate bed is obviously out of place with the bare walls and nearly extinguished fireplace.And as the door opened, a foul stench rushed into Snape's nostrils.Snape held back the emotion of retreating, and raised his voice: "I didn't know that Assistant Teacher Lin hated Slytherin so much, and planned to destroy it in such an extreme way."
Assistant Professor Lin was wearing a dark green dressing gown.The top was tied casually with a belt, highlighting the shapely waistline.Kai Wei, who was sprayed with venom, quickly petrified, what, what's going on.
Snape abruptly moved his eyes away from that shapely waistline, and continued to search for the source of the stench. A small, concealed door caught his attention. Snape quickly stepped into Kaiwei's bedroom, Opening the door, a modern kitchen appeared in front of his eyes.
Yes, you read that right, you read that right, a kitchen.Everything from wok to steamer, oven to microwave.As a foodie, Lin Kaiwei couldn't stand looking up at the starry sky sent by the house elf last night, so he decided to do it himself.Looking up at the starry sky, he said that British food is unreliable, and the innocent eyes of those few fish made Assistant Professor Lin lose his appetite.Early this morning, he sent away the elf who delivered the food and asked him to directly provide him with ingredients in the future.For the sake of his future, he cruelly ignored the pathetic way the house-elf kept hitting the wall.You can't eat it, you can't, you have to do it yourself if you kill yourself.Then, he took out the sealed stinky tofu brought from China and fried it.
And this gorgeous kitchen that can match the bed is the result of Assistant Professor Lin's overnight.He used space magic to open up another kitchen, but unfortunately the Slytherin lounge was at the bottom of the lake, and he didn't know where the range hood should lead to, and he didn't install it, which led to the scene where Slytherin was surrounded by stench.That's right, in one night he only freed up these two things in life, the word eating and sleeping, the kitchen and the bed are the two most important things. As for the wet and cold environment, the Drying Curse and Warming Curse can be solved smoothly, and the rest It can be changed slowly in the future.
"Should I applaud Assistant Professor Lin's wonderful transfiguration!" Snape looked at the yellow unknown object on the plate seriously, and he was sure that this was the source of the stench, "What is this?"
"Uh..." Lin Kaiwei came back to his senses, and quickly picked up a piece of tofu with his chopsticks, "Professor, this is stinky tofu, do you want to try it?"
Unexpectedly, Snape opened his mouth, and Lin Kaiwei mechanically fed the tofu into Snape's mouth.Is the taste good?Snape lowered his voice: "No matter what hobbies Assistant Professor Lin has, please clean up this smell immediately."
"Yes, Professor." Lin Kaiwei almost raised his hands in salute.
"Also, this one is confiscated." Snape took away the stinky tofu, and the black robe drew gorgeous curves as he turned around.
How could this be, robber, robber.Lin Kaiwei bit his little handkerchief and ran away in tears, it was just a few treasures.
☆, 6 sessions of broken teacher meeting
Lin Kaiwei, our teaching assistant who caused a catastrophe, waved his wand pitifully, and kept cleaning every corner of Slytherin. "m
Our Assistant Professor Lin's complexion was not very good, we frowned and muttered incessantly.It wasn't because of the endless reprimands from the portraits around him who came back from the house, what he missed was the stinky tofu in Snape's hand.Grieving and angry because of the stinky tofu, he vented four times, no, I swear, this is the first time in his life, no, in two lifetimes, that he was robbed of food.As a foodie, how could he not be resentful when the stinky tofu just flew away when it came to his mouth.He is a complete tableware, or empty tableware, not even a piece of stinky tofu!
With a sigh, Assistant Professor Lin forcibly pulled himself together.It's okay, it's okay, sweet-scented osmanthus syrup is being boiled in the kitchen, and there is sugar to eat.
At this time, Dumbledore's patron saint, the Phoenix, brought a message.At three o'clock this afternoon, he will meet with the teachers in the principal's office.While listening, Lin Kaiwei cleaned up in a bored way.However, Dumbledore's last instruction struck his fragile nerves like lightning. "Let's bring some Chinese sweets! Sif said you opened up a kitchen yourself, and share it with your colleagues to promote friendship! I miss the taste of jasmine pie very much." This sentence was like the last straw. After seeing Lin Kaiwei, he looked desperate and angry, and the squinted eyes of Dumbledore, an old fox behind reflective glasses, appeared in front of his eyes.Lin Kaiwei weakly slid down the wall and fell to the ground.Don't bully people like this.
What do you say, can be made quickly with magic?Check out these magical food books: The Magic of Baking Bread, Enchanting Your Cheese, and Conjuring a Feast! ".Can it be eaten? Can it be eaten? You can tell by the name that it is crude food.Lin Kaiwei stood up as if appointed, and walked back to the dormitory dejectedly.
Sure enough, people rely on clothes, Buddha depends on gold clothes, the clothes recommended by Mrs. Mojin are different, and they don't have those golden Galleons for nothing.In the dark green robe, with dark auspicious clouds billowing from the cuffs, under the well-fitting tailoring and fitting fabric, Assistant Professor Lin's well-proportioned figure is immediately set off more charmingly, and the line of the body is also very strong.Holding the sweet-scented osmanthus syrup made with acceleration magic, Lin Kaiwei walked into the principal's office with resentment in his heart. What he saw was a tall black-haired witch in emerald green robes. She had a serious expression, a bit like a nun.It's Professor McGonagall.
"This is our new teaching assistant, Kai Weilin. A big boy from China." Dumbledore said in a high voice, and applauded himself with satisfaction after speaking.At this time, his eyes lit up, and he rushed towards Lin Kaiwei as quickly as a fox seeing its prey.Kaiwei couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it is not easy to have such agility at such an advanced age.Well, in fact, Dumbledore just walked forward, took the sweet-scented osmanthus syrup in Kaiwei's hand with a smile, and introduced the professors to Lin Kaiwei one by one.
Professor of Charms Flitwick, Head of Ravenclaw House; Professor of Sprout Herbology, Head of Hufflepuff House; and our Professor Snape, whose face looks like winter all year round.
Lin Kaiwei shivered.Because of Professor Snape?You're overthinking, it's Professor Binns, the History of Magic teacher drifts past him silently.
During the greetings, the professors quickly divided up the sweet-scented osmanthus syrup.This is the time for the benevolent to see the benevolent and the wise to see wisdom, and the fight is about strength!You make a spoon, I make a fork, and Dumbledore, who is quite familiar with Chinese culture, made chopsticks.The rolls are rolled, the scoops are scooped, and the sweet-scented osmanthus syrup draws beautiful petals in the air, and the petals are connected.
Snape's face darkened as none of the hurricanes over the Atlantic stood aside.He looked at the childish behavior of these professors coldly, and kept comforting himself: Slytherin has quality, and Slytherin has grace.
Lin Kaiwei, who was oppressed by Snape's low pressure, stepped forward quickly, and said obsequiously: "Professor, don't worry, I left another copy for you."
Professor Quirrell stood silently in the corner, gritted his teeth and endured something, his face distorted from pain to joy.Lin Kaiwei looked at Professor Quirrell's ridiculous turban, and silently turned his head away.Does Voldemort live in this kind of person, from the shiny forehead to the tasteless red turban, it looks weird no matter what.
"Sunrise in the East, great changes at Hogwarts...Half-Blood Prince, open your heart...The embrace of black and black...will bring a new light." A hoarse and eerie voice that was almost weird came from Professor Trelawney The corner of the mouth dipped in osmanthus syrup flows out.Is she rolling her eyes... Lin Kaiwei said in a daze, hey, please be more dedicated, please wipe the sugar from the corner of your mouth.The old firefly grabbed Lin Kaiwei desperately and shook him.Come on, you'll spit it out for breakfast.Lin Kaiwei shouted in his heart.But the old firefly just rolled his eyelids desperately, revealing his white eyeballs the size of copper bells, which made Lin Kaiwei tremble all over.
"The bloody wind will wash away the endless darkness... The hero who saved the world, reborn from the ashes... The wheel of fate turns, the proud nobleman is no longer what he used to be, bow his head. Do not disturb the sleeping dragon... The original dark lord, The memory of Phoenix Tears..." Professor Trelawney nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice, and then resumed the look of not waking up at all, "Honey, what do I want to do? Is there any candy? Hiccup—” Then, she hiccupped loudly.
Is this a prophecy?What a mess, tell me clearly, what a mess.Who wouldn't know about such a drastic change in fate?Lin Kaiwei complained in his heart, did he witness a great prophecy?
Lin Kaiwei bit his lip and repeated the prophecy.Professor Trelawney stared wide-eyed in horror: "Did I say that? No?" Professor Trelawney reluctantly licked the sweet-scented osmanthus sugar dipped on her nails, and looked at the empty jar next to her, "My dear, Can you have some more, it tastes good!"
He said that there is nothing delicious in the UK, and if there is, it will not raise such a strange flower!
Dumbledore's face changed after hearing the prophecy, and a strange light flashed through his glasses, but he returned to normal immediately.His thick white eyebrows were raised, and a faint smile appeared on his face: "Honey, the sugar tastes good. Maybe Professor Trelawney hasn't slept well recently. Well, Hagrid hasn't come yet, but it's okay, let's talk about this first." Semester work! Teachers, please sit down. Legs are useless when you are old." Dumbledore sat down first.
blah blah, blah blah...
Lin Kaiwei listened intently at first, but as time went on, he became a little sleepy after working all night. As for the old firefly's prophecy, he had long forgotten it.
And Professor Quirrell finally recovered his expression. He seemed to be missing something. Ever since his master possessed him, he always had rejection reactions from time to time.Scratching his head, his eyes became hollow again.
With a bang, the big Hagrid rushed in: "Sorry, I'm late, I'm late." Because of his arrival, the whole office suddenly seemed much smaller.Lin Kaiwei was awakened by Hagrid's high-pitched voice, and almost slipped off his seat.
"Kaiwei, this is Hagrid, Hogwarts keykeeper." Dumbledore introduced, "Okay, let's stop here today. I believe Kaiwei was quite tired when he first arrived in England. Rest."
As soon as he finished speaking, Snape got up, said his goodbyes and left.Lin Kaiwei chased after his billowing robe, waved to everyone and left.
☆、7 Chaotic Malfoy Banquet
The night had just fallen, but the banquet hall in Malfoy Manor was brightly lit. Noble and elegant antique crystal lamps illuminated the entire hall, and house elves in neat aprons shuttled back and forth to deliver drinks. 『mToday is Draco's entrance dinner.Yes, nobles often need some banquets to bond with each other.Today is your birthday, and tomorrow is my birthday. If you have an Easter dinner this year, then I will have a Christmas ball next year.As a wizard, you need to communicate more to have feelings. Your family has a tiger, and it just so happens that my family also has a daughter.Of course, many power-money transactions were also completed under this fig leaf.
Mrs. Parkinson immediately took Draco's hand when she saw him, and squeezed his little face: "My dear, you are growing up so fast, you are going to Hogwarts. I think you were only so young back then. Little bit." That posture was completely like looking at his son-in-law, "Oh, time flies so fast, I'm really old."
"Mrs. Parkinson, please believe that your beauty has never faded away. Now you even have to avoid the goddess of moonlight." Draco uncharacteristically greeted Mrs. Parkinson like a little adult.
Blake stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth and chewed, and the cake crumbs sprayed all over the floor.This female poodle also has beauty?What happened to Draco recently, did he fall in love with the little poodle Pansy?Brack shuddered, feeling chills at the thought.
"Mr. Douglas, your honor has made the house flourish." Goyle scratched his head with one hand, licked the chocolate sauce on his finger, what was the dust on the wall, just follow Draco.Yes, remember to grab an extra chocolate trifle later.
Lucius Malfoy is dealing with all kinds of tricksters from various families.He shook the champagne in his hand, and quickly calculated the benefits that this transaction could bring to the family in his mind.After saying goodbye to his partner with a smile, Lucius turned his attention to his only son, Xiaolong, who behaved very differently tonight.When he saw Xiaolong's performance, his shrewd eyes became soft and kind.
He and Narcissa had been worried for a while after his little dragon had come back from Diagon Alley a few days earlier and had been sullen.It wasn't until Xiaolong came to his study to inquire, that he let go of his high-hanging heart, and the child had grown up. "Has Draco been acting badly all this time?" The kid's wet eyes slammed into his heart.How cute and outstanding our little dragon is, how can Gore and Crabbe be worth one ten-thousandth of him.The only daughter of the Parkinson family has a soft spot for her little dragon, which also makes Lucius earn a fortune from the Parkinson family.What an excellent child!Lu Peacock's tail swung open, shaking triumphantly.No, it's not the time, he put on a straight face: "Draco, as a nobleman, how could you act so cowardly. Wipe your tears." Draco lowered his head, wiped away his tears with a veil He also said: "Father, please teach me to be a capable nobleman." "My child, what is going on?"
During the long conversation between father and son all night, Lucius sensitively captured a word, assistant?Is that the new guy from Hogwarts?After sending Xiaolong away, he flipped through the recently sent materials.Kai Weilin, an Oriental, Snape's teaching assistant, lives in Slytherin?It seemed necessary to invite him to Malfoy Manor, paving the way for the little dragon.It just so happened that Patriarch Braque has been a bit difficult to deal with recently, and the deal has been delayed for a long time.Well, then let's hold a party in the name of Xiaolong's admission.
Looking at Draco's performance, Lucius was very satisfied with the courses he arranged for Draco recently.This is the heir to the Malfoy family, with perfect manners and elegant manners.Lucius took a sip of champagne and almost ruined his image.Hold back and hold back, thank Merlin for not spraying it out, almost losing it at the end of the festival.
Snape, who has been single for a while and has been single all his life, actually walked arm in arm with an oriental man and walked into the magnificent hall.
Lin Kaiwei is wearing a silver-gray dress today, and the little red bow tie is a bit playful.When he received the invitation letter, he once thought it was sent by mistake and it should be from the next door.Look, Malfoy's owl looks very energetic.Hey, put away your contemptuous little eyes.
Open it and have a look, the golden invitation letter, the silver cursive words:
Mr. Kai Weilin:
Lucius Malfoy, the owner of Malfoy, sincerely invites you to attend the entrance banquet of Draco Malfoy at the Malfoy Manor at 7:15pm on July 7th.
Lucius Malfoy
Lin Kaiwei couldn't hold back his excitement, banquet = food.His eyes are shining, how can he go?By the way, Draco's godfather.Lin Kaiwei rushed to the next door.
Snape, who received the invitation letter, was frowning. He never liked that kind of occasion, and Lucius never forced it. Today, did the peacock get beaten by the giant Sasquatch?
Lin Kaiwei dragged Snape's robe with a deadpan face, begging him to go with him, even ignoring Snape's aura that was comparable to the Aleutian low-pressure atmosphere in the Pacific Ocean, and asked to comb Snape's hair.
"Is your head stuffed with bubble stems, Assistant Teacher Lin?" Under Snape's roar, Lin Kaiwei let go of the corner of his robe aggrievedly, blinking his small eyes, fighting for the delicious food!
"If Assistant Professor Lin's IQ comparable to that of a snail still exists, he should change his clothes immediately." Snape's face was dark, but the tips of his ears were pink.
Did he agree?That's right, time was running out, Lin Kaiwei happily ran back to the dormitory.
The above is the reason why they are long overdue.
"Civilian, you now know what aristocrats are!" Draco whispered as he walked towards Lin Kaiwei.Snape had already been dragged away by Lucius impatiently.
At this time, Mrs. Parkinson's exclamation came.In the banquet hall, there was a mess, and Goyle and Crabbe were fighting on the ground, and the orangutan's fighting posture was more elegant than theirs.Such a naive way of fighting, your legs pressed against my legs, my head hit your head, Goyle took advantage of the chaos and grabbed Crabbe's hair, and Crabbe took advantage of the situation to pull Goyle's nose, gnashing his teeth , Competing with each other, the whole face was flushed.Like a small spinning top, it spins on the ground, howling while spinning.
How embarrassing, Draco rubbed his forehead.Looking at Lin Kaiwei's brighter smile because he found it interesting, Draco felt that it was mocking: Look, this is the proud son of heaven who has become a fool without his parents.
"Stop!" Draco scolded, walking over quickly.
"He was the one who snatched my chocolate muffin first!" Goyle muttered dissatisfiedly; "Nonsense, I was the one who saw that muffin first!" Crabbe turned his head and muttered.
"Aha, it seems that I didn't entertain you well today, Larch, go and get some muffins." Lucius smiled and said, "Kids, there will always be troubles, let's continue. Dobby, Take the two young masters down to tidy up." By the way, he was covering up for the two heads of the family, Goyle and Crabbe.
"You let go!" "You let go first!"
"That's enough, I'll count to three." Draco felt that all the self-cultivation he had practiced for a few days had been wiped out.
Crabbe and Goyle let go of each other immediately, hissing in pain, and were led down by the house-elf.
☆, 8 snake king, sacred and inviolable.Of course, including King Snake's pet dog
"Is Assistant Professor Lin Japanese?" The person on the opposite side changed his hand to hold the silver snake stick, and the other hand seemed to be playing the piano in the air, and his slender fingers flicked in the air a few times. ’ The house-elf passed him by, and he picked up the tequila without looking at it.And the face has always maintained the same unique smile.
Lin Kaiwei frowned, forming a Sichuan character.He doesn't have a good impression of Japan. Back then, Grindelwald formed an alliance with Japanese samurai, Grindelwald captured Europe, and Japanese wizards took the opportunity to attack the Chinese wizarding world. It is still unclear.Kill Chinese Muggles indiscriminately and detain Chinese wizards.What are they doing? Earthquakes, tsunamis and other disasters are coming like aunts, so they have extra energy to jump around. Japanese wizards are really more energetic than screaming mandrakes.
"No, sir, I am Chinese."
Seemingly realizing his low-level mistake, Lucius's smile was a little stiff, and he lowered his head and took a sip of tequila to ease it up.
"China, a magical ancient country in the East. The Ministry of Magic has always maintained good relations with China." Lucius threw out a compliment, intending to ease the atmosphere.Suddenly, he changed the subject, "I planned to let Draco study in Durmstrang, but Narcissa was not very relieved to let him go out alone. But Hogwarts is also good, and education is also convenient."
Lin Kaiwei nodded, put down the coffee in his hand, and looked at the other party's deep gray-blue eyes very peacefully.What does this mean, please read it!
"Hogwarts seems a little unreasonable. Naturally, gifted children should have privileges, right, teaching assistant."
Uh, Lin Kaiwei didn't know how to answer.
Lucius looked at Lin Kaiwei who was silent, and said with a smile: "Draco is quite talented in Quidditch, but unfortunately the school rules only allow sophomores to join the academy team. Irish Quidditch is as superb as Durmster Lang's humanity is closely related. As a school director, the information in my hand says that you will be in charge of this part this year, right?"
"Quidditch?" Lin Kaiwei was a little surprised, he didn't like this sport very much.Well, the Chinese Quidditch team is indeed a bit disappointing, and it has nothing to do with the quality of the sport.In Asia, the most successful Quidditch team is Japan's Toyohashi Tengu, which narrowly beat Lithuania's Gorodok Monsters to win the championship in 1994.However, the IWF Quidditch Committee was unhappy with the practice of the Japanese setting fire to their broomsticks when they lost a match, seeing it as a waste of fine wood.Hmph, it's too shameful to waste such a little resource, Lin Kaiwei secretly complained in his heart.
"Correct."
"Quidditch is a dangerous sport. Should I ask Professor Snape first?" Lin Kaiwei felt a little guilty when he thought that Harry joined the Quidditch team in his first grade.
"There's no need to trouble Professor Snape with such a trivial matter, right?" Lucius smiled meaningfully, "The salary of an assistant teacher at Hogwarts doesn't seem to be high."
"..." Lin Kaiwei used great self-control to suppress the shout coiled in his throat.If you want to go to Durmstrang, go!You obviously came to embarrass me, a little teaching assistant, because you stumbled over Snape's side. What kind of threat is that salary? "I'm sorry I may not have heard clearly...? Is that what you mean by putting Draco into the academy team under the watchful eye of Professor Snape who doesn't talk about personal affairs?"
"Yes, but flexibility should come within your reach. After all, China has done a good job of this, Kaiwei...Lin."
The small corner with a strange atmosphere and the bustling banquet hall looked incompatible. After dealing with the fight, Lucius asked Draco to entertain Snape. He should talk to the future dean more. As for himself, he should For the greatest benefit, the favorite of the Malfoy family should receive cheers on the field, not applause from the audience.Besides, for Draco, who has been doing quite well lately, there is no reason why such a small request should not be fulfilled.
Lucius was like a giant python, nibbling away at his prey bit by bit.He was not in a hurry to answer, but just fiddled with the snake-headed scepter in his hand, looking at Lin Kaiwei lovingly and gently, just like looking at his own disobedient child.
"I believe in your ability, assistant. Let's have some more coffee." After a while, Lucius snapped his fingers, and a house elf came to refill Lin Kaiwei's cup.His handsome tone made Lin Kaiwei furious, "As a school manager, I think the salary of a capable Hogwarts assistant teacher should be mentioned."
Would I grovel for such a small salary, if I would, I would still be in China now!Is it up to the owner to beat a dog? Let's see how you explain it when Professor Snape comes over!Thinking of this, Lin Kaiwei couldn't help but want to give himself a slap in the face, how could he consciously classify himself as a canine?
"I seem to have heard the salary, Quidditch or something." Snape led Draco over, "Do I have the honor to know the content of your conversation?"
"Mr. Malfoy hopes that Draco can join the Quidditch team." Lin Kaiwei wagged his dog's tail and sold Lucius immediately.
Professor Snape glanced at his godson: the blond hair combed back meticulously, the delicate bowknot on the neck, the straight ironed dress, the carefully carved Malfoy badge on the chest, the silver snake wrapped around the fingertips tail ring...
"Our little Mr. Malfoy thinks the same way? I think I should feel honored, my godson will become famous as soon as he enters the school?" Snape's eyes made Draco dare not look directly, "A few days ago Where did you use the god-given Slytherin rules, as a table foot? Slytherin code of conduct No. 14!"
"Stop arrogance and impetuosity, learn to be patient, Godfather!" Draco felt a little cold behind his back, and blurted out: "But, I'm for Potter..." Draco seemed to remember something, his eyes darkened, and he lowered his tone , said more firmly: "No, promise, it's for promise, godfather." For some reason, thinking of those green eyes as clear as lake water, Draco felt himself calm down and full of courage, "I promised others, Taught him Quidditch at school. Slytherin conduct 71: If you decide, you stick to it."
"Very well, it seems that our little genius can't wait to show off his knowledge. Then please remember the third rule of Slytherin conduct: don't make promises lightly. Also, what did you just say, Potter? ?”
Draco didn't dare to raise his head, but he also knew by feeling that Snape's current air pressure was lower than that of the Magnana Trench.
"Sev, it's just a child's little request, don't take it seriously." Lucius pulled Draco behind him and rescued Draco.
"Slytherin's code of conduct 2 times. Memorize the first ten chapters of "Magic Potions and Potions" before school starts."
2 times, thinking of the rules that have been copied over the past few years piled up under the bed in his room, Draco nodded, but, Quidditch...
Lin Kaiwei felt very happy looking at Draco's expression as if he had eaten earwax-flavored bibi-flavored beans.Boy, it seems that you haven't grasped the most important essence of Slytherin's code of conduct: Snake king, sacred and inviolable!
Of course, including his pet dog!
☆、9 Little Theater: Snape's Whereabouts 1
Sev has been very indifferent to him recently, and he has been home for several nights, and he still has a strange fragrance on his body. "M Lin Kaiwei rested his head on his hands in distress.Today he went to discuss with Albus, but after he finished complaining endlessly, Dumbledore actually laughed.This is completely different from expectations!Shouldn't Albus take the case and come up with n strategies for him, and figure out what Sev did in the meantime.The reality is that Albus moved his half-moon glasses, and patted him on the shoulder meaningfully: "My child, it's okay, I have also gone through this stage, it is not advisable to think wildly, relax. Let's have a pile of cockroaches , You're all haggard." The old fox who knows how to eat must have something to hide from himself.
When I got home, I looked in the mirror. I have been haggard recently, with wrinkles and dark circles under my eyes.Ah, it looks like I have a double chin.If you take a closer look, you must have misread it. He is still so handsome and charming.However, it seems that you really eat a little too much recently?It can't go on like this anymore, we need to be temperate and take care of ourselves, if we continue to grow old like this, Snape will really go to find Lily Adler!Are you going to talk to Lucius about beauty magic?
He suffers!
While he was mourning himself in the mirror, those heartless little bastards were still busy with their own affairs.You doze off, I am in a daze, study jewelry, study jewelry, talk about business, talk about business.Recently, those few students have really become more and more outrageous. They treat him as a nursery school and send all their children over.What happens to people in middle age? Middle-aged people also have passion, and middle-aged people also need a world of two.
On the contrary, Teddy has a conscience, holding a large bag of rose sponge cake newly made by Cedric, with sponge cake crumbs hanging from the corner of his mouth, holding a piece of sponge cake with his chubby little hands: "Professor, here is a piece of freshly baked sponge cake!" Sponge cake, it’s impossible not to eat it. In fact, it’s okay to be fat. Looking in the mirror can only make yourself uncomfortable, and you can’t lose weight.”
unacceptable!
Glaring at these heartless children, don't they feel the laser-like eyes behind them!It's a pity that no one paid any attention to him, he flung his robe and rushed out...
"What's the matter?" Awoke by the sound of closing the door, Hugo blinked vigorously and yawned.No, I'm still sleepy.Last night, I secretly watched Dad's live broadcast of the football game, and it was close to zero when I remembered the two-inch paper assigned by Professor Snape. I was thinking of Professor Snape's gloomy face before I finished writing.
"According to the Muggles, it's menopause." Scorpius pressed his BlackBerry, and the stock was finally sold.Out of politeness, he answered Hugo's question and expressed his concern appropriately, "My father said that it will be fine when Professor Snape comes back."
"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Teddy continued to attack the second pack of snacks.
Rose fiddled with the accessories in her hands, which one should she bring to tomorrow's party?Well, something just happened.Professor Lin went to find Principal Dumbledore and hasn't come back yet.
"Hey--" Lin Kaiwei squatted at the gate of his house, he didn't bring a magic wand, who can come and open the door for him.
☆, 10 Assistant Teacher Lin - the new flight attendant of the Hogwarts Express
As the night deepened and people began to leave, Snape and Lin Kaiwei said goodbye to the Malfoys and returned to Hogwarts. "m
The bright moonlight penetrated the lake softly, and the Slytherin lounge was shrouded in light yellow.Lin Kaiwei is lying on the bed, the soft quilt, the elastic mattress, and the aromatherapy that can help sleep, everything is suitable for falling asleep.However, when he left the Malfoy's house, Snape's empty eyes could not go away.Lin Kaiwei raised his eyebrows... Potter?Lily Potter, the witch with beautiful emerald eyes just like Harry.He vaguely remembered that the last scene of the professor in the movie of his previous life was the way he looked into Harry's green eyes.In the past 11 years, he has actually been immersed in pain. Thinking of this, Lin Kaiwei felt a little unspeakable heartache.
Yeah, that's not your style.Lin Kaiwei pulled up the quilt and covered his head.After a while, he poked his head out, remembering the disappointment in Draco's eyes, and smiled.Before he left, he bent down and whispered in Draco's ear: "You, it's not enough~~ What you wanted to say just now, is actually, Harry." Draco raised his head in surprise.Just as he was about to leave, Draco grabbed his hem and whispered, "Quidditch, really, can't you?"
That pitiful look, hehe.Thinking of this, Lin Kaiwei smiled and closed his eyes.
Although it was late at night, the headmaster's office was still brightly lit. Dumbledore was staring at a yellowed photo. On the door of the cabinet, two teenagers aged seventeen or eighteen were smiling with their shoulders hooked. sunny.He stroked the boy's smiling face in the photo, but his eyes were blocked by the reflective half-moon glasses, so he couldn't see the expression clearly.Suddenly, he lowered his head, yanked open the drawer, threw the photo in, and slammed it shut.Fawkes, who was crouching by the fireplace, raised his head and stared at Dumbledore faintly.Dumbledore picked up two sizzles, put one in his mouth, and fed the other to Tonks. "Old man, only you know." Stroking the phoenix's feathers, Dumbledore felt much calmer, "Go to rest early, I have to ask you a little favor tomorrow." The silverware of the double snake on the table , slowly exhaled a small puff of smoke.
The next morning.Dead again!Assistant Professor Lin rubbed his eyes, damn it, it's that dream again, when will people be able to sleep peacefully and have a good night's sleep.He opened his eyes in a daze, what the hell are you doing?Rubbing his eyes, it was a phoenix, a fiery red phoenix staring at him curiously.
Human and beast eye to eye
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