Snape's personal assistant
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There is no need to hide it, because I don't have the talent to learn martial arts, so I can't practice martial arts.If you need to hurry, you can use light work to travel thousands of miles a day, if you need hot water, you can use your internal strength to melt ice, and if you see uneven roads, you can use iron sand palms to level them.However, you don't know martial arts. Harold sighed and pitied.
"When the road is uneven, level it out." Lin Kaiwei was completely speechless. It's not your fault that you don't understand Chinese culture, but it's too exaggerated to pity others with a know-it-all attitude.But thinking of the headmaster's threatening gaze before leaving, Lin Kaiwei remained patient and softened his voice: "Mr. Lockhart may have made some mistakes, not all Chinese people know martial arts."
Finally when it was lunch time, Lin Kaiwei took the trouble back to the principal and hurried to the teacher's office.Walking around the campus with him to work part-time is more tiring than sweeping the streets.That guy kept asking some weird questions, and hooked up with long-legged girls in unfluent Chinese along the way, but every female student still fell for him.In the end, Assistant Professor Lin had to mediate the two female students who were fighting.Forget it, anyway, the campus tour is over, and I have nothing to do next.Lin Kaiwei let out a long sigh.
Open the lunch box, the egg fried rice specially insulated by magic is still steaming, and the sweet and sour pork ribs also exudes an attractive sweet and sour taste.Sure enough, egg fried rice is only delicious if the eggs stick to the rice. Lin Kaiwei scooped up a spoonful of rice and put it in his mouth. He ate another rib and chewed happily.
"Kaiwei, so you are here." Lockhart unceremoniously licked away Lin Kaiwei's frozen spoon in mid-air.
The obese Mr. Principal raised his eyebrows, and his fat body trembled.He took out the handkerchief in his pocket, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and flattered him: "Mr. Lockhart, we have already booked a banquet in the best hotel. Please don't force yourself if it tastes bad."
Lockhart chewed the fried rice slowly, and shook his head strangely.Completely ignoring Lin Kaiwei who was about to jump violently over there.You can insult Lin Kaiwei's appearance, you can insult his height, but you must not insult his cooking skills.What Lin Kaiwei wants to do most now is to dry his chubby headmaster, extract the excess fat, and then crush it hard.
Slowly chewing the fried rice and swallowing the words, Lockhart rolled up his sleeves, as if he hadn't eaten for several years, the hungry tiger rushed to eat, grabbed the spoon and waved it, rice grains splashed everywhere.
It seems that the spoon is not easy to use. Lockhart directly grabbed a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and stuffed them into his mouth. The sweet and sour sauce accompanied by the crispy ribs slid into the mouth. Separated, he chewed and said, "Well, it's delicious, Chinese food."
"This is my lunch." Seeing the warning on Mr. Principal's face, he had to bear it no matter how resentful he was.Lin Kaiwei gritted his teeth, his face grim: "If you like it, please try it."
"Then I won't be polite." Lockhart's blue eyes were smiling, and the corners of his mouth were raised so that a dimple appeared on his cheek.Digging here and pinching there, and soon, a box of lunch was cleaned up.
Lockhart took out the handkerchief from his pocket, wiped the corners of his mouth lightly, and resumed his elegant posture: "It's really delicious Chinese food." Then, he glanced at Lin Kaiwei, and handed the handkerchief to him with a smile on his face.
Lin Kaiwei looked at the silk handkerchief embroidered with brocade dark patterns and Harold's initials and dipped in orange-red sauce, dazed.What do you mean, do you want me to wash his handkerchief for him?
"Ah, I'm so rude." Harold lowered his head and smiled, "This handkerchief is dirty, so..." Lockhart stepped forward, and gently wiped the side of Lin Kaiwei's sauce-stained mouth with his slender fingers, The movement is as gentle as wiping the dust off the glass.Then, he pointed in the opposite direction, put it in his mouth, and stuck out his tongue to lick it.Seeing this scene, Li Chacha, the assistant teacher who followed the principal, looked like the morning glow.
What a pervert!Assistant Professor Lin grabbed Lockhart in his heart and patted him around.
☆, 63 reconciled as before, distraught
Professor Snape, who asked for a day off and was successfully approved, was obviously very happy. He stayed in the dormitory all day today, tossing and tossing potions from time to time, and tossing and tossing his lovely potion assistant from time to time.
It wasn't until a note from the fat-headed phoenix Fox, who was so old that shed all his hair, that all the peace was disturbed.
"Urgent, come at your convenience, come at your convenience. Password: Sweet Strawberry Cake. Albus Dumbledore."
"Stay here obediently and take good care of my little assistant, and report immediately if there is something wrong." The potion master, whose mood was ruined, narrowed his eyes and said in a threatening tone, "Otherwise, next time you won't even try to get me to talk to you." If you get a drop of hair-raising potion, you will be told to eat less greasy things long ago. Looking at your fat and fat appearance, it's like the ground mans secretion in Gryffindor's brain."
"..." Fox who had lost his hair and became fat and fat.
"Sweet Strawberry Cake." To be honest, Dumbledore, an old man, always likes to use these sweet and greasy desserts as passwords.Snape seemed to have a paternal vengeance with these desserts, and spat out the word viciously.Speaking of desserts, it’s been a long time since I ate desserts made by the assistant teacher, the delicious candied apples...
Dumbledore's enthusiastic voice immediately awakened Snape from his memories: "Oh, dear Sif, come, sit down and have a cup of coffee. It is said to be made in Germany, but it is dark green, so interesting. "
"No." Looking at the green coffee with weird bubbles in front of him, Snape couldn't help frowning with disgust.
"Come on, I've never disliked your potion, dear Sif, have a cup." Regardless of Snape's chewing, Dumbledore still picked up the coffee pot and filled Snape with a full cup. .
"Sev, he's not suitable for you." The cheerful smile on Dumbledore's face gradually disappeared, replaced by a determined face.
"I don't understand what you're talking about." Snape's eyes wandered away unnaturally.
The old wand pointed at Snape's arm: "Sev, you and I both know that the magic mark still has fluctuations."
"He died a long time ago, you know that!" Snape was a little excited, and his back molars were biting a little.
"But the magic imprint still hasn't faded, right? As long as the imprint exists, then it hasn't been completely destroyed." Under the half-moon glasses, there was a stern thought
"It's just a hypothesis, isn't it?" Snape tried to refute, but seemed a little weak.
"Then let's see what this is." Dumbledore stretched out his hand, and in his palm lay a tail ring inlaid with black gemstones.
"It's just..." Snape casually glanced at the ring, but froze for a moment.
"Marvolo's ring." Dumbledore's tone seemed very calm, "His magic wave is exactly the same as that thing behind Kino's head, isn't it. You need to help me, Sev."
"You, do you want to. This is absolutely impossible, you are too strong."
"That's why I need you, my dear potion master, only you can help me."
After a long silence, Snape nodded almost invisible.
"Great, I knew you would agree." Dumbledore drank the coffee in his cup in one gulp, moved the coffee to Snape, and added, "Not only this, it seems that the Chamber of Secrets back then was opened."
"The Chamber of Secrets?" Snape closed his eyes, poured the coffee into his mouth like poison, and swallowed it.
"Yes, another student was attacked today. And Harry can hear strange noises, and has a splitting headache every time he is attacked."
After that, both of them were silent for a while. Obviously, they were very aware of the seriousness of this matter.
"So now, let's continue the topic just now." Countless emotions flashed behind the half-moon-shaped eyes, "What did you see in the mirror?"
Snape was stunned for a moment, his eyes became a little distracted. This question was beyond his expectation, and it revealed a secret that he had hidden deep in his heart that he didn't want to touch.
"The spontaneous combustion incident this time was not an accident, and I don't want him to be involved." Dumbledore took a sip of the coffee that became even weirder in color after it cooled, "You are a smart man, Sev. You know how to choose, and you know how to choose." When to give up. You, and your mission."
"It's none of your business." Snape walked out of the room indifferently.
"Then, tell me, Sev, is your Patronus still the same?"
Snape paused, didn't answer, just slammed the door hard, shaking off a cloud of dust.
Back in the room, Snape sat down on the wicker chair and closed his eyes in pain.
"Guardian!" Snape yelled.
A silver doe jumped out of the tip of his wand.She landed on the bedroom floor, danced across the room, and then, suddenly and slowly transformed into a phoenix, flew out the window.Snape opened his eyes and watched her fly away.Then, he buried his face in his hands, rolling the name of the person who made him want to love but dare not love in his throat.
Assistant Professor Lin was reading books, watching the sunset, and not long after seeing the chic life of the people who were knitting socks, and soon Gellert's ghost animal mode was fully activated.
"Your foundation is very solid, but your reaction is not fast enough. It is easy to follow the textbook. This is a common problem among Chinese students. But if you follow the textbook, it is easy for the enemy to see through your strategy. On the battlefield, This often means that you will soon become the enemy's dinner tonight." Gellert sat on the recliner, swaying, looked at the black-haired youth in front of him, raised his hand quickly, "Disarm you."
Lin Kaiwei's expression froze, and the wool needle in his hand clanged and flew to nowhere.
"Never lose your wand at any time."
When Lin Kaiwei pouted his ass and searched for wool needles all over the world, he heard Gellert say: "If you are less stupid, you will die. The wool needles are flying here."
Lin Kaiwei hehe, it was your weapon just now, shouldn't it be the weapon flying in now, the emotional wool needle in your hand can be used to poke people for a while, and can be used for weaving in a while.By the way, Assistant Professor Lin silently greeted this uncle who forced to start training without other people's consent at all, as if I want to be your master and you are a lucky person who cultivated in eighteen lifetimes.
"Remember, on the battlefield, you can't lose your magic wand if you lose your lifeline." Gellert looked at Lin Kaiwei condescendingly, and handed him the wool needle in his hand, "Okay, tell me what you learned?"
"If you lose your life, you can't lose your wand."
"Idiot, the best wandless magic to use in battle is to disarm you." Gellert returned to the recliner and replied in a flat tone, "Once a wizard loses his wand, it is equivalent to exposing all his weaknesses to him." Under the eyes of the enemy, at this time, if there is no use value, don't be kind to a woman, just give him Avada's life, and never have any future troubles."
"So, from today on, you hold this woolen needle tightly in your hand."
So from then on, Lin Kaiwei was within Gellert's attack range anytime and anywhere.
When reading a book. "Disarm you!"
When watching the sunset. "Disarm you!"
When looking at the little ants on the ground. "Disarm you!"
Even, when pooping in the toilet. "Disarm you!"
"Is that enough? Do you have to be in a state of preparation even to go to the toilet?" Assistant teacher Lin went crazy, and all he got was a noble and cold snort.
"Will the enemy run away with the hem of your skirt just because they saw you pulling your papa and jumping, saying it's dirty? Are you kidding me?"
Assistant Professor Lin felt instantly covered in shit.
In the hospital wing, Draco cast a helpless glance at the longing Harry, and reached out to remove the cat's paw that was gripping his neck tightly: "Alright Harry, Madam Pomfrey is coming in, do not do that."
"No, you haven't talked to me for a long time, what's going on here?" The little black cat nestled in Draco's arms with peace of mind, turning out its belly for petting.
"It won't be like this in the future." With gentle eyes in the blue eyes, Draco rubbed Harry's hair and softened his tone.
"That's a deal?"
"It's a deal. Shall I make an unbreakable oath?"
"That's not necessary." The kitten got a satisfactory answer, and obediently climbed off Draco.
The winter sun was shining outside the window, and Harry looked at Colin's bed, but it was already surrounded by heavy curtains, so he couldn't see anything.Harry looked worried, and Draco pulled him into his arms, tightening his arms.
Madam Pomfrey hastily brought a tray of breakfast, and then began to bend down to help them stretch their arms and fingers.
"It's all going well," she said."You can leave when you're done eating," as he clumsily fed his cereal with his left hand to Draco, whose hands were suddenly stiff at the moment.
Harry and Draco both tried to slow down their pace back, but the distance from the hospital wing to Gryffindor Tower was too short for them, and when they could see the spire of Gryffindor Tower, they had to part ways It's over.
"Remember to come to the Owl Cottage on Christmas night, I have something to tell you, although I'm not sure yet." Before leaving, Draco frowned and said to Harry like this.
By Monday morning, word had spread throughout the campus that Colin had been attacked and was now lying dying in the hospital.The air was suddenly heavy with rumors and suspicions, and the first years were now moving towards the castle in concentrated groups, as if to prevent them from being attacked if they went it alone.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the teachers, a bustling sale of amulets, talismans, and other protective items was going on at the school.
At night, the two little wizards opened the golden snitch hanging on their chests and chatted while lying on the bed.
☆、64 Dueling Club
"Did you hear that a lot of people are buying amulets these days. Neville bought a big, weird-smelling green onion, a purple convex crystal and a rotten water lizard tail, and even a vixen's shit. I really don't know what he thinks, but I would never wear such a stinky thing on my body." After closing his ears to listen, Harry's bright green eyes became round and wide, and De Laco tells all kinds of incredible things.
"Don't buy those things in a daze, any amulet is not as useful as the crest of the Malfoy family. Have you brought it with you?" Draco's usual mocking voice came from the Golden Snitch.
"Of course." Harry dragged the badge out of his pocket and shook it ostentatiously.
"Have you heard that strange sound recently?"
"No, it's weird, isn't it? Ginny is a little weird recently. She's not happy no matter how the twins tease her, probably because she was frightened by what happened to Colin."
"You don't have to worry about other people's affairs." Draco's voice became a little stiff.
Harry's green eyes gleamed happily, Draco was jealous.The little black cat happily hugged Xiaoyu's pillow and rolled happily on the bed.
"Harry, what are you doing? Was there an earthquake?" Ron, who got out of bed, woke up from the shock and asked dizzily, "Or is the wound hurting again?"
"Oh, it's okay, you can continue to sleep." The little black cat stiffened, and after a while, it buried its face in the pillow and smiled foolishly.
In the second week of December, Professor McGonagall received the list of students staying at school for Christmas as usual.Harry, Hermione, and Ron had all signed on to her list, and Draco had stayed on.
A week later, as Harry, Ron and Hermione walked through the entrance hall, they saw a group of people huddled around a bulletin board looking at a notice that had just been posted.The twin Bludgers beckoned them over, looking excited.
"The fight club is about to begin!" George shook Fred's hand desperately, his face excited, "First meeting tonight! My dear, it's our turn to play, that's our world."
"What? Are you going to fight?" Ron almost pressed his face to the flyer, his fingers propped on the wall were throbbing with excitement, obviously he was very interested in this club.
"Participate?" The twins smiled at each other, narrowing their eyes evilly, "Of course we are going to have a gamble. Whoever wins will win in the end, Harry one to two, Draco Malfoy one to four, Cedric one Four to four, and our little Ronnie, one to one hundred!!"
Harry, Hermione, Ron and everyone who stood in front of the leaflet became silent for a moment: "..."
"Oh dear, little Ronnie is going to be a little hero. Momma will cry with joy."
"Nonsense, nonsense, who said they would go." Ron jumped angrily.
"Mommy's little Ronnie is shy." The twins walked away happily, arm in arm, singing a song.
"It can come in handy," Harry took out the Golden Snitch again during the meal, and put on his already proficient earplugs, "Hermione and Ron are going, Draco, shall we go too?"
"Why not? The Godfather will be there, too."
At eight o'clock that night, most of the Hogwarts students gathered in the Great Hall.The long dining table was gone, replaced by a golden stage against the wall, with thousands of candles burning on it, and the ceiling was dark purple, it seemed that the entire training class was wrapped under it, and they all had their faces covered Excited, with a wand.
Lockhart wore his latest global limited edition Mrs. Malkin's winter new style - gorgeous foxy fur and a pair of white gloves on his hands. He walked onto the stage vigorously, with Snape next to him, Wearing his usual black robe, with his usual black face, and his usual lifeless appearance, he formed a stark contrast with Lockhart.If Lockhart is the passionate samba dancer, then Snape is the god of hell who takes his life.
Lockhart waved his hand to signal people to be quiet, his beautiful eyes swept across Harry's face, he cleared his throat, and showed a mouthful of shining white teeth, "Now, Professor Dumbledore has given permission for me to start fighting The club, to train you in case you need to defend yourself, as I have done countless times - the details can be found in my book."
"Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape," said Lockhart, with a big smile, and under the exclamation of everyone, he grabbed Snape's arm and dragged him forward, "he Told me he knew quite a bit about fighting himself, and promised to provide some temporary assistance before we started, and now, I don't want to worry you young people - you will still have your Potions teacher when I penetrate When he was. Come on, little girl, don't laugh like that, I'll think you're thinking wrong."
Snape's upper lip was pursed tightly, and his brow was knotted into a knot.The unpleasant conversation between Dumbledore and him made him struggle during this time, so he decided to vent the evil fire in his heart on this pervert today.
The students at Hogwarts couldn't help sighing that Professor Lockhart was not an ordinary person. If Professor Snape stared at them with that kind of eyes, they would have been scared to pee.
"Come on, Professor Snape, bow first, this is a gentleman's etiquette." Lockhart bowed first, forcing Snape to bend his noble waist.
"As you can see us holding our wands in this fighting position," Lockhart told the stunned companions, "on the count of 'three' we will begin the first spell, Of course our purpose is not to kill each other."
"I don't believe it," Harry murmured into Draco's ear, watching Snape baring his teeth that hadn't seen the light of day.
They both waved their wands over their shoulders at the same time, and Snape yelled, "Disarm!"
There was a blinding flash of red light, and Lockhart dodged, but the toe was still hit by the spell. Fortunately, he just landed on his buttocks, and his carefully arranged curls were lost in an instant, and he was stumbling around.Damn, this old bat is crazy, the shot is so heavy, don't think he doesn't know, the old bat also added a silent obstacle!If it wasn't for his quick reaction, this handsome little face would have been ruined long ago
Embarrassed, he scratched the tip of his nose with his gloved hand, stumbled to his feet, and stroked his hair. Lockhart instantly returned to the tall, rich and handsome mode: "Okay, look, everyone, be careful, don't underestimate this magic spell. , or there will be problems. Demonstration is a good idea, Professor Snape. But if you don't mind, I want to say that I know what you want to do. It's easy for me to stop you." Lockhart bit Back molars, glared at Snape.The two instantly fell in love.
Don't think I don't know you're playing tricks.
Sorry, I was going to use Avada Kedavra, but my hands trembled for a while.
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"Okay! I'll divide you into two groups now." Twisting his neck, Lockhart tidied up the gorgeous fur around his neck, and walked on a catwalk, like Moses splitting the sea along the way, Hogwarts students are consciously distanced from the second-toughest professor Hogwarts has ever had (the first-toughest, you know).
"Mr. Malfoy, come here, you and Mr. Potter are in the same group." The madam Lockhart was very active.
"Come on, come on, our Quidditch captain, let Wood and Slims make a pair." Professor, are you sure you shouldn't restrain yourself from the expression on your face that I found adultery.
"Except your weapons."
"Armor Guard."
Having quickly completed the task, Harry and Draco began to squat in the corner and count the ants.But there's a fantastic fight at the center that grabs their attention.
"Go and see?" The kitten's green eyes shone with curiosity. How could a good master refuse?
"Honey, don't be so proactive, I won't be able to stand it. Come on, why don't we bow first? Our Assistant Professor Lin said that in China, this is a ceremony that only happens between husband and wife at weddings." Slings said with a smile Dodged Wood's repeated attacks.
The black lines in the heads of the comrades on the Slytherin and Gryffindor Quidditch teams were eerily unanimous for a moment.
"My captain is molesting people?"
"My captain was molested?"
"Shut up, bastard!" Wood jumped, but the attack became more and more powerful.
Relying on years of Quidditch training, even dodging is graceful.Here, Slims would like to thank the Bludger, the Quaffle, Hogwarts, the bbc, and the cctv.
He tilted his head and scratched his chin with his fingers. Taking advantage of Wood's next attack, Slims narrowed his eyes and focused: "Well, there are many obstacles."
"What's the situation?" A pure blood snake in Slytherin silently asked the people around him.
"Gone with the Wind?" whispered the Gryffindor Muggle lion cub.
"Baby, your waist is quite flexible, in fact, it is more suitable for sports that require difficult movements." With his arms around Wood's waist, Slims breathed all over his face.
The knuckles in Wood's hand holding the wand turned white from too much force, and then he kicked off the ground and left Slims' embrace: "Oolong came out of the hole."
"Ah, it's too much, too much, lads." Lockhart, who was enjoying watching the show and eating melon seeds from a distance, suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem, grabbed his wand and ran towards the center.
The end of Wood's wand exploded, and a black snake shot out of it, landing heavily on the floor, and Harry and his little friend Draco, who had come to join in the fun, were stunned when it raised its head to strike.The crowd backed away quickly, and people screamed from time to time.
The giant snake chose a direction at random, slid straight away, raised its body, exposed its sharp teeth, and was ready to attack.
Harry didn't know what made him do it, and he stupidly yelled at the snake, "Get off him!" without even thinking about it.
Miraculously, beyond imagination, the snake fell back to the floor, as tame as a sheep.It looked at Harry.Harry felt it overwhelmed with fear.He knew the snake wouldn't attack anyone now, though he couldn't explain why he knew.
Snape stepped forward, waved his wand a few times, and the snake disappeared in a plume of black smoke.
"Stupid, really stupid. Ten points from Gryffindor, Wood, for your stupidity." Snape looked at Harry with a surprised expression, but deducted [-] points from Gryffindor mercilessly. Fraction.
Harry faintly heard an ominous, dangerous grunt around the wall, and Draco grabbed his hand so hard that it hurt, and then he heard Draco's voice in his ear: " follow me."
"Are you a Parseltongue? Why didn't you ever tell me?" Draco led him out of the Great Hall, his eyes widened, and he squeezed Harry's shoulders, the coldness in his eyes made Harry feel creepy.
"Parseltongue? No, what's that, I don't understand?"
"You can talk to snakes, you are a descendant of Slytherin."
"I don't know, today is the first time."
Hearing such an answer, Draco finally let go of Harry's shoulders, and his blue eyes softened: "Don't show this ability in front of everyone next time, it will cause panic, especially in this kind of situation. when."
"Mr. Potter." Professor McGonagall covered his hat and hurried over, "Mr. Principal wants to see you, come with me to the principal's office."
"Mr. Malfoy, you don't have to follow." Professor McGonagall reached out to stop Draco who was trying to follow.
Harry turned his head, gave Draco a reassuring look, and strode to catch up with Professor McGonagall's back.
They walked around the corner quietly, and she stopped in front of a big, ugly monster head.
"So-sour and sweet lemon juice!" Professor McGonagall paused, obviously a little uncomfortable with the new password.McGonagall told Harry to wait there alone, then walked away.
Harry looked around, he heard a strange noise, and the smell of roasting meat.Yep, the roast, all that's missing is a handful of cumin.Could it be that Mr. Principal is having a barbecue in the office, so he was only invited to have a BBQ?Harry tried to get the strange thought out of his head, looking for the source of the sound and the smell.
On the bird stand behind the door stood an old, fat looking bird, like a half-feathered turkey, smoking.Harry looked at it, and it looked at him sadly, making that strange sound again, and then suddenly the bird was surrounded by flames.
Harry yelled in horror, which reminded him that Assistant Professor Lin was like this at the beginning of school, inexplicably spontaneously combusted, and then fell into a coma and has not woken up until now.He went to visit him several times first, but was rejected by Professor Snape sarcastically.Stepping back to the table, he looked eagerly to see if he could find a glass of water, but there was none.At this moment, the bird has turned into a ball of fire, and it screams.
After a while, there was only a pile of ashes on the ground.
So, instead of bbq, you're making plant ash?
☆、65 When the unscrupulous old fox meets the pure little black cat
Now is not the time to think about such things. "You just used Parseltongue to control a snake, and now a bald bird spontaneously combusts in front of you, dear.Although it is said that the bird is old and fat, and has lost its hair all over the place, who knows if it is the treasure of the strange principal.
The windows of the Headmaster's office seemed to be open, and the curtains fluttered in the breeze, and Harry felt a chill on the back of his neck.
You are dead.In my mind, a big fat bird with devil horns stomped Harry viciously, and after rolling it with his heels a few times, he raised one leg gorgeously, ready to pee!
While Harry was lamenting his tragic fate, the office door opened and Dumbledore walked in, looking somber.
"Professor," Harry panted. Dumbledore's gloomy face made him more nervous. He remembered the spontaneous combustion of Assistant Professor Lin. It was not burned to a pile of ashes, a pile of ashes.
"I didn't do anything - your bird suddenly caught fire -" Harry felt his lips dry and couldn't help licking them with his tongue.
To Harry's surprise, Dumbledore smiled: "It's just a matter of time, it's been bad, for a few days. I told it to go. But it's always trying to eat a few more candy, too Greedy, isn't it?"
Mr. Principal, don’t you think this line is too familiar? That’s what you told me when Assistant Professor Lin had an accident, but Assistant Professor Lin still hasn’t woken up yet.Don't tell me that the big fat bird got fat and lost its hair after eating too much candy, and then fucked when no one wanted it, I won't believe it.I believed Assistant Professor Lin, but I didn't believe it either.
As if hearing the cry in Harry's heart, Dumbledore chuckled a few times at the silly expression on his face.
"Fawkes is a phoenix. When the phoenix's time comes, it burns in flames and rises from the afterglow. Look at it..."
Harry looked down immediately and saw a wrinkled chick poking its head out of the ashes.It's just as ugly as the old one.Fox gave him a blank look, don't think that the bird doesn't understand, but dare to dislike the smooth and beautiful feathers and weight of the king.
"I'm sorry to let you see it like this." Dumbledore took out a candy from his pocket, threw it, Fox immediately grabbed it, and swallowed it perfectly. One person and one bird cooperated perfectly.
"It's a good looking beautiful phoenix with gold and red feathers a lot of times, it's a very attractive animal. They can carry a lot of weight. Their tears heal and they are very loyal pet."
When Dumbledore sat down on the high-backed chair behind the table, he looked at Harry with his piercing eyes: "Harry, maybe there is something you can tell me." Lying a tail ring.
Where did the ring come from and why did you buy this ring?Compared to Draco, who is full of twists and turns, isn't the naturally cute little Harry better to attack?Mr. Principal smiled and shook his beard with a pure face.
"Mr. Principal, how could this be in your hands? I thought Draco lost it. He thought I didn't pay attention, but I found out when I woke up that day? Thank God..." Harry's proud expression was like a bird that just fell The hen that lays eggs needs to cluck to show off to people, "It was my birthday, and Draco and Lynn Assistant Professor Snape and Professor Lockhart took me out to play and gave me many presents. I swear, It was the best birthday I ever had."
Very good, the kitten took the bait, and the old fox continued to tease the small fish.
Harry looked completely hesitant and begging: "I'm sorry, this is my little secret, can you not tell me?" Thinking of the kiss that morning, Harry blushed.
"Well, you should have some little secrets of your own, right? This is the sweet-scented osmanthus honey that Assistant Teacher Lin gave me back then. I secretly kept a can of it, but I have to keep an eye on Peeves. He always likes to come and steal it. This. Want a spoon?" The eyes behind the half-moon glasses had what Draco would call a sly gleam, but looked harmless thanks to their constant blinking.
"Really? Assistant Professor Lin gave me a big box of candies on my birthday, but unfortunately I ate them all. Professor Snape never let me visit Assistant Professor Lin." The little black cat took it happily The bait given by Mr. Principal, shaking his body and licking the honey.
"That's really great, isn't it sweet to eat with someone? Let's have another cup of black tea to relieve the tiredness."
Therefore, in the refreshment meeting with Mr. Principal in a good atmosphere, Harry, who has professionally sold his teammates for 13 years, also successfully sold his teammates this time.
"Actually, it was my birthday that day, and Draco and the others gave me a surprise... I have to admit that Professor Snape is still quite young when he dresses up. I don't understand how he made himself look so black." Huhu looks... By the way, that day Loha
"When the road is uneven, level it out." Lin Kaiwei was completely speechless. It's not your fault that you don't understand Chinese culture, but it's too exaggerated to pity others with a know-it-all attitude.But thinking of the headmaster's threatening gaze before leaving, Lin Kaiwei remained patient and softened his voice: "Mr. Lockhart may have made some mistakes, not all Chinese people know martial arts."
Finally when it was lunch time, Lin Kaiwei took the trouble back to the principal and hurried to the teacher's office.Walking around the campus with him to work part-time is more tiring than sweeping the streets.That guy kept asking some weird questions, and hooked up with long-legged girls in unfluent Chinese along the way, but every female student still fell for him.In the end, Assistant Professor Lin had to mediate the two female students who were fighting.Forget it, anyway, the campus tour is over, and I have nothing to do next.Lin Kaiwei let out a long sigh.
Open the lunch box, the egg fried rice specially insulated by magic is still steaming, and the sweet and sour pork ribs also exudes an attractive sweet and sour taste.Sure enough, egg fried rice is only delicious if the eggs stick to the rice. Lin Kaiwei scooped up a spoonful of rice and put it in his mouth. He ate another rib and chewed happily.
"Kaiwei, so you are here." Lockhart unceremoniously licked away Lin Kaiwei's frozen spoon in mid-air.
The obese Mr. Principal raised his eyebrows, and his fat body trembled.He took out the handkerchief in his pocket, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and flattered him: "Mr. Lockhart, we have already booked a banquet in the best hotel. Please don't force yourself if it tastes bad."
Lockhart chewed the fried rice slowly, and shook his head strangely.Completely ignoring Lin Kaiwei who was about to jump violently over there.You can insult Lin Kaiwei's appearance, you can insult his height, but you must not insult his cooking skills.What Lin Kaiwei wants to do most now is to dry his chubby headmaster, extract the excess fat, and then crush it hard.
Slowly chewing the fried rice and swallowing the words, Lockhart rolled up his sleeves, as if he hadn't eaten for several years, the hungry tiger rushed to eat, grabbed the spoon and waved it, rice grains splashed everywhere.
It seems that the spoon is not easy to use. Lockhart directly grabbed a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and stuffed them into his mouth. The sweet and sour sauce accompanied by the crispy ribs slid into the mouth. Separated, he chewed and said, "Well, it's delicious, Chinese food."
"This is my lunch." Seeing the warning on Mr. Principal's face, he had to bear it no matter how resentful he was.Lin Kaiwei gritted his teeth, his face grim: "If you like it, please try it."
"Then I won't be polite." Lockhart's blue eyes were smiling, and the corners of his mouth were raised so that a dimple appeared on his cheek.Digging here and pinching there, and soon, a box of lunch was cleaned up.
Lockhart took out the handkerchief from his pocket, wiped the corners of his mouth lightly, and resumed his elegant posture: "It's really delicious Chinese food." Then, he glanced at Lin Kaiwei, and handed the handkerchief to him with a smile on his face.
Lin Kaiwei looked at the silk handkerchief embroidered with brocade dark patterns and Harold's initials and dipped in orange-red sauce, dazed.What do you mean, do you want me to wash his handkerchief for him?
"Ah, I'm so rude." Harold lowered his head and smiled, "This handkerchief is dirty, so..." Lockhart stepped forward, and gently wiped the side of Lin Kaiwei's sauce-stained mouth with his slender fingers, The movement is as gentle as wiping the dust off the glass.Then, he pointed in the opposite direction, put it in his mouth, and stuck out his tongue to lick it.Seeing this scene, Li Chacha, the assistant teacher who followed the principal, looked like the morning glow.
What a pervert!Assistant Professor Lin grabbed Lockhart in his heart and patted him around.
☆, 63 reconciled as before, distraught
Professor Snape, who asked for a day off and was successfully approved, was obviously very happy. He stayed in the dormitory all day today, tossing and tossing potions from time to time, and tossing and tossing his lovely potion assistant from time to time.
It wasn't until a note from the fat-headed phoenix Fox, who was so old that shed all his hair, that all the peace was disturbed.
"Urgent, come at your convenience, come at your convenience. Password: Sweet Strawberry Cake. Albus Dumbledore."
"Stay here obediently and take good care of my little assistant, and report immediately if there is something wrong." The potion master, whose mood was ruined, narrowed his eyes and said in a threatening tone, "Otherwise, next time you won't even try to get me to talk to you." If you get a drop of hair-raising potion, you will be told to eat less greasy things long ago. Looking at your fat and fat appearance, it's like the ground mans secretion in Gryffindor's brain."
"..." Fox who had lost his hair and became fat and fat.
"Sweet Strawberry Cake." To be honest, Dumbledore, an old man, always likes to use these sweet and greasy desserts as passwords.Snape seemed to have a paternal vengeance with these desserts, and spat out the word viciously.Speaking of desserts, it’s been a long time since I ate desserts made by the assistant teacher, the delicious candied apples...
Dumbledore's enthusiastic voice immediately awakened Snape from his memories: "Oh, dear Sif, come, sit down and have a cup of coffee. It is said to be made in Germany, but it is dark green, so interesting. "
"No." Looking at the green coffee with weird bubbles in front of him, Snape couldn't help frowning with disgust.
"Come on, I've never disliked your potion, dear Sif, have a cup." Regardless of Snape's chewing, Dumbledore still picked up the coffee pot and filled Snape with a full cup. .
"Sev, he's not suitable for you." The cheerful smile on Dumbledore's face gradually disappeared, replaced by a determined face.
"I don't understand what you're talking about." Snape's eyes wandered away unnaturally.
The old wand pointed at Snape's arm: "Sev, you and I both know that the magic mark still has fluctuations."
"He died a long time ago, you know that!" Snape was a little excited, and his back molars were biting a little.
"But the magic imprint still hasn't faded, right? As long as the imprint exists, then it hasn't been completely destroyed." Under the half-moon glasses, there was a stern thought
"It's just a hypothesis, isn't it?" Snape tried to refute, but seemed a little weak.
"Then let's see what this is." Dumbledore stretched out his hand, and in his palm lay a tail ring inlaid with black gemstones.
"It's just..." Snape casually glanced at the ring, but froze for a moment.
"Marvolo's ring." Dumbledore's tone seemed very calm, "His magic wave is exactly the same as that thing behind Kino's head, isn't it. You need to help me, Sev."
"You, do you want to. This is absolutely impossible, you are too strong."
"That's why I need you, my dear potion master, only you can help me."
After a long silence, Snape nodded almost invisible.
"Great, I knew you would agree." Dumbledore drank the coffee in his cup in one gulp, moved the coffee to Snape, and added, "Not only this, it seems that the Chamber of Secrets back then was opened."
"The Chamber of Secrets?" Snape closed his eyes, poured the coffee into his mouth like poison, and swallowed it.
"Yes, another student was attacked today. And Harry can hear strange noises, and has a splitting headache every time he is attacked."
After that, both of them were silent for a while. Obviously, they were very aware of the seriousness of this matter.
"So now, let's continue the topic just now." Countless emotions flashed behind the half-moon-shaped eyes, "What did you see in the mirror?"
Snape was stunned for a moment, his eyes became a little distracted. This question was beyond his expectation, and it revealed a secret that he had hidden deep in his heart that he didn't want to touch.
"The spontaneous combustion incident this time was not an accident, and I don't want him to be involved." Dumbledore took a sip of the coffee that became even weirder in color after it cooled, "You are a smart man, Sev. You know how to choose, and you know how to choose." When to give up. You, and your mission."
"It's none of your business." Snape walked out of the room indifferently.
"Then, tell me, Sev, is your Patronus still the same?"
Snape paused, didn't answer, just slammed the door hard, shaking off a cloud of dust.
Back in the room, Snape sat down on the wicker chair and closed his eyes in pain.
"Guardian!" Snape yelled.
A silver doe jumped out of the tip of his wand.She landed on the bedroom floor, danced across the room, and then, suddenly and slowly transformed into a phoenix, flew out the window.Snape opened his eyes and watched her fly away.Then, he buried his face in his hands, rolling the name of the person who made him want to love but dare not love in his throat.
Assistant Professor Lin was reading books, watching the sunset, and not long after seeing the chic life of the people who were knitting socks, and soon Gellert's ghost animal mode was fully activated.
"Your foundation is very solid, but your reaction is not fast enough. It is easy to follow the textbook. This is a common problem among Chinese students. But if you follow the textbook, it is easy for the enemy to see through your strategy. On the battlefield, This often means that you will soon become the enemy's dinner tonight." Gellert sat on the recliner, swaying, looked at the black-haired youth in front of him, raised his hand quickly, "Disarm you."
Lin Kaiwei's expression froze, and the wool needle in his hand clanged and flew to nowhere.
"Never lose your wand at any time."
When Lin Kaiwei pouted his ass and searched for wool needles all over the world, he heard Gellert say: "If you are less stupid, you will die. The wool needles are flying here."
Lin Kaiwei hehe, it was your weapon just now, shouldn't it be the weapon flying in now, the emotional wool needle in your hand can be used to poke people for a while, and can be used for weaving in a while.By the way, Assistant Professor Lin silently greeted this uncle who forced to start training without other people's consent at all, as if I want to be your master and you are a lucky person who cultivated in eighteen lifetimes.
"Remember, on the battlefield, you can't lose your magic wand if you lose your lifeline." Gellert looked at Lin Kaiwei condescendingly, and handed him the wool needle in his hand, "Okay, tell me what you learned?"
"If you lose your life, you can't lose your wand."
"Idiot, the best wandless magic to use in battle is to disarm you." Gellert returned to the recliner and replied in a flat tone, "Once a wizard loses his wand, it is equivalent to exposing all his weaknesses to him." Under the eyes of the enemy, at this time, if there is no use value, don't be kind to a woman, just give him Avada's life, and never have any future troubles."
"So, from today on, you hold this woolen needle tightly in your hand."
So from then on, Lin Kaiwei was within Gellert's attack range anytime and anywhere.
When reading a book. "Disarm you!"
When watching the sunset. "Disarm you!"
When looking at the little ants on the ground. "Disarm you!"
Even, when pooping in the toilet. "Disarm you!"
"Is that enough? Do you have to be in a state of preparation even to go to the toilet?" Assistant teacher Lin went crazy, and all he got was a noble and cold snort.
"Will the enemy run away with the hem of your skirt just because they saw you pulling your papa and jumping, saying it's dirty? Are you kidding me?"
Assistant Professor Lin felt instantly covered in shit.
In the hospital wing, Draco cast a helpless glance at the longing Harry, and reached out to remove the cat's paw that was gripping his neck tightly: "Alright Harry, Madam Pomfrey is coming in, do not do that."
"No, you haven't talked to me for a long time, what's going on here?" The little black cat nestled in Draco's arms with peace of mind, turning out its belly for petting.
"It won't be like this in the future." With gentle eyes in the blue eyes, Draco rubbed Harry's hair and softened his tone.
"That's a deal?"
"It's a deal. Shall I make an unbreakable oath?"
"That's not necessary." The kitten got a satisfactory answer, and obediently climbed off Draco.
The winter sun was shining outside the window, and Harry looked at Colin's bed, but it was already surrounded by heavy curtains, so he couldn't see anything.Harry looked worried, and Draco pulled him into his arms, tightening his arms.
Madam Pomfrey hastily brought a tray of breakfast, and then began to bend down to help them stretch their arms and fingers.
"It's all going well," she said."You can leave when you're done eating," as he clumsily fed his cereal with his left hand to Draco, whose hands were suddenly stiff at the moment.
Harry and Draco both tried to slow down their pace back, but the distance from the hospital wing to Gryffindor Tower was too short for them, and when they could see the spire of Gryffindor Tower, they had to part ways It's over.
"Remember to come to the Owl Cottage on Christmas night, I have something to tell you, although I'm not sure yet." Before leaving, Draco frowned and said to Harry like this.
By Monday morning, word had spread throughout the campus that Colin had been attacked and was now lying dying in the hospital.The air was suddenly heavy with rumors and suspicions, and the first years were now moving towards the castle in concentrated groups, as if to prevent them from being attacked if they went it alone.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the teachers, a bustling sale of amulets, talismans, and other protective items was going on at the school.
At night, the two little wizards opened the golden snitch hanging on their chests and chatted while lying on the bed.
☆、64 Dueling Club
"Did you hear that a lot of people are buying amulets these days. Neville bought a big, weird-smelling green onion, a purple convex crystal and a rotten water lizard tail, and even a vixen's shit. I really don't know what he thinks, but I would never wear such a stinky thing on my body." After closing his ears to listen, Harry's bright green eyes became round and wide, and De Laco tells all kinds of incredible things.
"Don't buy those things in a daze, any amulet is not as useful as the crest of the Malfoy family. Have you brought it with you?" Draco's usual mocking voice came from the Golden Snitch.
"Of course." Harry dragged the badge out of his pocket and shook it ostentatiously.
"Have you heard that strange sound recently?"
"No, it's weird, isn't it? Ginny is a little weird recently. She's not happy no matter how the twins tease her, probably because she was frightened by what happened to Colin."
"You don't have to worry about other people's affairs." Draco's voice became a little stiff.
Harry's green eyes gleamed happily, Draco was jealous.The little black cat happily hugged Xiaoyu's pillow and rolled happily on the bed.
"Harry, what are you doing? Was there an earthquake?" Ron, who got out of bed, woke up from the shock and asked dizzily, "Or is the wound hurting again?"
"Oh, it's okay, you can continue to sleep." The little black cat stiffened, and after a while, it buried its face in the pillow and smiled foolishly.
In the second week of December, Professor McGonagall received the list of students staying at school for Christmas as usual.Harry, Hermione, and Ron had all signed on to her list, and Draco had stayed on.
A week later, as Harry, Ron and Hermione walked through the entrance hall, they saw a group of people huddled around a bulletin board looking at a notice that had just been posted.The twin Bludgers beckoned them over, looking excited.
"The fight club is about to begin!" George shook Fred's hand desperately, his face excited, "First meeting tonight! My dear, it's our turn to play, that's our world."
"What? Are you going to fight?" Ron almost pressed his face to the flyer, his fingers propped on the wall were throbbing with excitement, obviously he was very interested in this club.
"Participate?" The twins smiled at each other, narrowing their eyes evilly, "Of course we are going to have a gamble. Whoever wins will win in the end, Harry one to two, Draco Malfoy one to four, Cedric one Four to four, and our little Ronnie, one to one hundred!!"
Harry, Hermione, Ron and everyone who stood in front of the leaflet became silent for a moment: "..."
"Oh dear, little Ronnie is going to be a little hero. Momma will cry with joy."
"Nonsense, nonsense, who said they would go." Ron jumped angrily.
"Mommy's little Ronnie is shy." The twins walked away happily, arm in arm, singing a song.
"It can come in handy," Harry took out the Golden Snitch again during the meal, and put on his already proficient earplugs, "Hermione and Ron are going, Draco, shall we go too?"
"Why not? The Godfather will be there, too."
At eight o'clock that night, most of the Hogwarts students gathered in the Great Hall.The long dining table was gone, replaced by a golden stage against the wall, with thousands of candles burning on it, and the ceiling was dark purple, it seemed that the entire training class was wrapped under it, and they all had their faces covered Excited, with a wand.
Lockhart wore his latest global limited edition Mrs. Malkin's winter new style - gorgeous foxy fur and a pair of white gloves on his hands. He walked onto the stage vigorously, with Snape next to him, Wearing his usual black robe, with his usual black face, and his usual lifeless appearance, he formed a stark contrast with Lockhart.If Lockhart is the passionate samba dancer, then Snape is the god of hell who takes his life.
Lockhart waved his hand to signal people to be quiet, his beautiful eyes swept across Harry's face, he cleared his throat, and showed a mouthful of shining white teeth, "Now, Professor Dumbledore has given permission for me to start fighting The club, to train you in case you need to defend yourself, as I have done countless times - the details can be found in my book."
"Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape," said Lockhart, with a big smile, and under the exclamation of everyone, he grabbed Snape's arm and dragged him forward, "he Told me he knew quite a bit about fighting himself, and promised to provide some temporary assistance before we started, and now, I don't want to worry you young people - you will still have your Potions teacher when I penetrate When he was. Come on, little girl, don't laugh like that, I'll think you're thinking wrong."
Snape's upper lip was pursed tightly, and his brow was knotted into a knot.The unpleasant conversation between Dumbledore and him made him struggle during this time, so he decided to vent the evil fire in his heart on this pervert today.
The students at Hogwarts couldn't help sighing that Professor Lockhart was not an ordinary person. If Professor Snape stared at them with that kind of eyes, they would have been scared to pee.
"Come on, Professor Snape, bow first, this is a gentleman's etiquette." Lockhart bowed first, forcing Snape to bend his noble waist.
"As you can see us holding our wands in this fighting position," Lockhart told the stunned companions, "on the count of 'three' we will begin the first spell, Of course our purpose is not to kill each other."
"I don't believe it," Harry murmured into Draco's ear, watching Snape baring his teeth that hadn't seen the light of day.
They both waved their wands over their shoulders at the same time, and Snape yelled, "Disarm!"
There was a blinding flash of red light, and Lockhart dodged, but the toe was still hit by the spell. Fortunately, he just landed on his buttocks, and his carefully arranged curls were lost in an instant, and he was stumbling around.Damn, this old bat is crazy, the shot is so heavy, don't think he doesn't know, the old bat also added a silent obstacle!If it wasn't for his quick reaction, this handsome little face would have been ruined long ago
Embarrassed, he scratched the tip of his nose with his gloved hand, stumbled to his feet, and stroked his hair. Lockhart instantly returned to the tall, rich and handsome mode: "Okay, look, everyone, be careful, don't underestimate this magic spell. , or there will be problems. Demonstration is a good idea, Professor Snape. But if you don't mind, I want to say that I know what you want to do. It's easy for me to stop you." Lockhart bit Back molars, glared at Snape.The two instantly fell in love.
Don't think I don't know you're playing tricks.
Sorry, I was going to use Avada Kedavra, but my hands trembled for a while.
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"Okay! I'll divide you into two groups now." Twisting his neck, Lockhart tidied up the gorgeous fur around his neck, and walked on a catwalk, like Moses splitting the sea along the way, Hogwarts students are consciously distanced from the second-toughest professor Hogwarts has ever had (the first-toughest, you know).
"Mr. Malfoy, come here, you and Mr. Potter are in the same group." The madam Lockhart was very active.
"Come on, come on, our Quidditch captain, let Wood and Slims make a pair." Professor, are you sure you shouldn't restrain yourself from the expression on your face that I found adultery.
"Except your weapons."
"Armor Guard."
Having quickly completed the task, Harry and Draco began to squat in the corner and count the ants.But there's a fantastic fight at the center that grabs their attention.
"Go and see?" The kitten's green eyes shone with curiosity. How could a good master refuse?
"Honey, don't be so proactive, I won't be able to stand it. Come on, why don't we bow first? Our Assistant Professor Lin said that in China, this is a ceremony that only happens between husband and wife at weddings." Slings said with a smile Dodged Wood's repeated attacks.
The black lines in the heads of the comrades on the Slytherin and Gryffindor Quidditch teams were eerily unanimous for a moment.
"My captain is molesting people?"
"My captain was molested?"
"Shut up, bastard!" Wood jumped, but the attack became more and more powerful.
Relying on years of Quidditch training, even dodging is graceful.Here, Slims would like to thank the Bludger, the Quaffle, Hogwarts, the bbc, and the cctv.
He tilted his head and scratched his chin with his fingers. Taking advantage of Wood's next attack, Slims narrowed his eyes and focused: "Well, there are many obstacles."
"What's the situation?" A pure blood snake in Slytherin silently asked the people around him.
"Gone with the Wind?" whispered the Gryffindor Muggle lion cub.
"Baby, your waist is quite flexible, in fact, it is more suitable for sports that require difficult movements." With his arms around Wood's waist, Slims breathed all over his face.
The knuckles in Wood's hand holding the wand turned white from too much force, and then he kicked off the ground and left Slims' embrace: "Oolong came out of the hole."
"Ah, it's too much, too much, lads." Lockhart, who was enjoying watching the show and eating melon seeds from a distance, suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem, grabbed his wand and ran towards the center.
The end of Wood's wand exploded, and a black snake shot out of it, landing heavily on the floor, and Harry and his little friend Draco, who had come to join in the fun, were stunned when it raised its head to strike.The crowd backed away quickly, and people screamed from time to time.
The giant snake chose a direction at random, slid straight away, raised its body, exposed its sharp teeth, and was ready to attack.
Harry didn't know what made him do it, and he stupidly yelled at the snake, "Get off him!" without even thinking about it.
Miraculously, beyond imagination, the snake fell back to the floor, as tame as a sheep.It looked at Harry.Harry felt it overwhelmed with fear.He knew the snake wouldn't attack anyone now, though he couldn't explain why he knew.
Snape stepped forward, waved his wand a few times, and the snake disappeared in a plume of black smoke.
"Stupid, really stupid. Ten points from Gryffindor, Wood, for your stupidity." Snape looked at Harry with a surprised expression, but deducted [-] points from Gryffindor mercilessly. Fraction.
Harry faintly heard an ominous, dangerous grunt around the wall, and Draco grabbed his hand so hard that it hurt, and then he heard Draco's voice in his ear: " follow me."
"Are you a Parseltongue? Why didn't you ever tell me?" Draco led him out of the Great Hall, his eyes widened, and he squeezed Harry's shoulders, the coldness in his eyes made Harry feel creepy.
"Parseltongue? No, what's that, I don't understand?"
"You can talk to snakes, you are a descendant of Slytherin."
"I don't know, today is the first time."
Hearing such an answer, Draco finally let go of Harry's shoulders, and his blue eyes softened: "Don't show this ability in front of everyone next time, it will cause panic, especially in this kind of situation. when."
"Mr. Potter." Professor McGonagall covered his hat and hurried over, "Mr. Principal wants to see you, come with me to the principal's office."
"Mr. Malfoy, you don't have to follow." Professor McGonagall reached out to stop Draco who was trying to follow.
Harry turned his head, gave Draco a reassuring look, and strode to catch up with Professor McGonagall's back.
They walked around the corner quietly, and she stopped in front of a big, ugly monster head.
"So-sour and sweet lemon juice!" Professor McGonagall paused, obviously a little uncomfortable with the new password.McGonagall told Harry to wait there alone, then walked away.
Harry looked around, he heard a strange noise, and the smell of roasting meat.Yep, the roast, all that's missing is a handful of cumin.Could it be that Mr. Principal is having a barbecue in the office, so he was only invited to have a BBQ?Harry tried to get the strange thought out of his head, looking for the source of the sound and the smell.
On the bird stand behind the door stood an old, fat looking bird, like a half-feathered turkey, smoking.Harry looked at it, and it looked at him sadly, making that strange sound again, and then suddenly the bird was surrounded by flames.
Harry yelled in horror, which reminded him that Assistant Professor Lin was like this at the beginning of school, inexplicably spontaneously combusted, and then fell into a coma and has not woken up until now.He went to visit him several times first, but was rejected by Professor Snape sarcastically.Stepping back to the table, he looked eagerly to see if he could find a glass of water, but there was none.At this moment, the bird has turned into a ball of fire, and it screams.
After a while, there was only a pile of ashes on the ground.
So, instead of bbq, you're making plant ash?
☆、65 When the unscrupulous old fox meets the pure little black cat
Now is not the time to think about such things. "You just used Parseltongue to control a snake, and now a bald bird spontaneously combusts in front of you, dear.Although it is said that the bird is old and fat, and has lost its hair all over the place, who knows if it is the treasure of the strange principal.
The windows of the Headmaster's office seemed to be open, and the curtains fluttered in the breeze, and Harry felt a chill on the back of his neck.
You are dead.In my mind, a big fat bird with devil horns stomped Harry viciously, and after rolling it with his heels a few times, he raised one leg gorgeously, ready to pee!
While Harry was lamenting his tragic fate, the office door opened and Dumbledore walked in, looking somber.
"Professor," Harry panted. Dumbledore's gloomy face made him more nervous. He remembered the spontaneous combustion of Assistant Professor Lin. It was not burned to a pile of ashes, a pile of ashes.
"I didn't do anything - your bird suddenly caught fire -" Harry felt his lips dry and couldn't help licking them with his tongue.
To Harry's surprise, Dumbledore smiled: "It's just a matter of time, it's been bad, for a few days. I told it to go. But it's always trying to eat a few more candy, too Greedy, isn't it?"
Mr. Principal, don’t you think this line is too familiar? That’s what you told me when Assistant Professor Lin had an accident, but Assistant Professor Lin still hasn’t woken up yet.Don't tell me that the big fat bird got fat and lost its hair after eating too much candy, and then fucked when no one wanted it, I won't believe it.I believed Assistant Professor Lin, but I didn't believe it either.
As if hearing the cry in Harry's heart, Dumbledore chuckled a few times at the silly expression on his face.
"Fawkes is a phoenix. When the phoenix's time comes, it burns in flames and rises from the afterglow. Look at it..."
Harry looked down immediately and saw a wrinkled chick poking its head out of the ashes.It's just as ugly as the old one.Fox gave him a blank look, don't think that the bird doesn't understand, but dare to dislike the smooth and beautiful feathers and weight of the king.
"I'm sorry to let you see it like this." Dumbledore took out a candy from his pocket, threw it, Fox immediately grabbed it, and swallowed it perfectly. One person and one bird cooperated perfectly.
"It's a good looking beautiful phoenix with gold and red feathers a lot of times, it's a very attractive animal. They can carry a lot of weight. Their tears heal and they are very loyal pet."
When Dumbledore sat down on the high-backed chair behind the table, he looked at Harry with his piercing eyes: "Harry, maybe there is something you can tell me." Lying a tail ring.
Where did the ring come from and why did you buy this ring?Compared to Draco, who is full of twists and turns, isn't the naturally cute little Harry better to attack?Mr. Principal smiled and shook his beard with a pure face.
"Mr. Principal, how could this be in your hands? I thought Draco lost it. He thought I didn't pay attention, but I found out when I woke up that day? Thank God..." Harry's proud expression was like a bird that just fell The hen that lays eggs needs to cluck to show off to people, "It was my birthday, and Draco and Lynn Assistant Professor Snape and Professor Lockhart took me out to play and gave me many presents. I swear, It was the best birthday I ever had."
Very good, the kitten took the bait, and the old fox continued to tease the small fish.
Harry looked completely hesitant and begging: "I'm sorry, this is my little secret, can you not tell me?" Thinking of the kiss that morning, Harry blushed.
"Well, you should have some little secrets of your own, right? This is the sweet-scented osmanthus honey that Assistant Teacher Lin gave me back then. I secretly kept a can of it, but I have to keep an eye on Peeves. He always likes to come and steal it. This. Want a spoon?" The eyes behind the half-moon glasses had what Draco would call a sly gleam, but looked harmless thanks to their constant blinking.
"Really? Assistant Professor Lin gave me a big box of candies on my birthday, but unfortunately I ate them all. Professor Snape never let me visit Assistant Professor Lin." The little black cat took it happily The bait given by Mr. Principal, shaking his body and licking the honey.
"That's really great, isn't it sweet to eat with someone? Let's have another cup of black tea to relieve the tiredness."
Therefore, in the refreshment meeting with Mr. Principal in a good atmosphere, Harry, who has professionally sold his teammates for 13 years, also successfully sold his teammates this time.
"Actually, it was my birthday that day, and Draco and the others gave me a surprise... I have to admit that Professor Snape is still quite young when he dresses up. I don't understand how he made himself look so black." Huhu looks... By the way, that day Loha
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