Snape's personal assistant

The other party avoided talking, and still repeated: "You go."

"Fuck you Merlin, those damn morals. You take such useless things, things that bind us, but you take them so seriously. Those insignificant people, if they die, they are nothing! They are just us A stumbling block on the way forward." The weeds scratched the outside of his thighs, making him upset for a while, and his voice became hurried, trying to convince the other party.

The boy opened his mouth several times, but finally closed it again.She hugged him as if to say goodbye, but she just kept repeating: "Let's go." The whole shoulder was wet.London, the damn weather.

Biting his lip, as if making up his mind, he took up the position and left quickly.At that time, my neck was so stiff that I didn't dare to turn my head. Once I turned my head, I would probably abandon those useless self-esteem, kneel in front of him and cry softly, begging for his forgiveness.In this life, I will never come to this place again.What really belongs to you should be the whole of Europe, or even the whole world.

Slowly opening his eyes, Gellert woke up from a sweet but bitter dream, looked at the moldy and delicately carved wall tiles, and smiled wryly.

This guy is killing himself again.Hearing the strange whisper, Assistant Professor Lin pulled his head out of the book, twisted his sore neck, and sighed helplessly.After seeing Snape, our Assistant Professor Lin discovered for the first time that there is such a wonderful thing that surpasses everything else in the world.

"It's not a good moral to speak ill of others in person," Gellert sat up suddenly, staring at Assistant Professor Lin, and ordered in a cold and irresistible tone, "Be quiet, no one told you that the old man has a bad temper when he gets up. How big, cub."

I didn't say a word, please.Assistant Professor Lin rolled his eyes fiercely, as if he had turned his head, he felt a little lack of oxygen.It's over, why can't I move at all.

"All petrified." Gellert's voice was full of coldness and indifference, as if something had aroused his displeasure, "With your IQ, it's time to see this page."

"Is this a field exercise or a demonstration, at least let's untie it first." In an instant, Lin Kaiwei felt that all the strength in his body had returned, moved his sore shoulders, and frowned slightly in dissatisfaction.Now that he has already taught by example, then I will not be polite if there is a glimmer of light in his black eyes.

Gellert seemed to know the black-haired youth's intentions, sideways dodged Lin Kaiwei's attack, looked at the smoking corner of the table behind him, and instantly changed back to the boy's face without any trace of anger. Instead, the corners of his mouth curled up. There was a light of surprise in the blue eyes.Assistant Professor Lin's breath was suddenly suffocated, and his survival instinct told him that he had successfully crossed the bottom line of patience of this wonderful flower, and he couldn't help stepping on it with one foot, or both feet.That's right, if Assistant Professor Lin knew who he was in front of, maybe he wouldn't dare to be so presumptuous.

Who is standing in front of him?Invincible all over the world, and finally defeated by love, the unparalleled genius boy has no blood. He eats candy and likes to weave. (Is there something strange mixed in?) The whole of Europe, except Britain, which owns the Duke of Bees candy store, must surrender The first generation of big devils under his feet.

Even if he was too nervous to hear the name Gellert and didn't realize that he was the frightening Grindelwald, the black-haired boy still understood that a guy who could change his body age at any time and use wandless spells would definitely It's not that he is a rookie like Ron who is tossing around or Gore Brak.

"Have you learned it?" Gellert's voice was full of sarcasm, he walked up to the black-haired young man sitting next to the tall pile of books, put his hand on his shoulder lightly, and smiled gracefully, " I should feel lucky, shouldn't I, the first student's talent is so high. Although the lack of accuracy, mastering the power of magic is also a lack of practice, and even if you haven't learned it, it's like directly handling the teacher. Really, it's something to be proud of."

At this moment, Snape was sitting beside the hospital bed and writing hard. It was fair for him to skip class, but there were patients with intractable diseases here, who needed a potion master to pour him a bottle of potion at any time.On the hospital bed, the breathing rate of the black-haired young man has changed, from the original calm to rapid.Snape immediately got up from his chair and bent down to show the young man.Opening the young man's eyelids, tested his breath, lowered his head slightly until the tip of his high nose touched the brows and eyes of the black-haired young man because of his shortness of breath.Snape's ears turned red immediately, and at this moment, Assistant Professor Lin's breathing rate finally returned to normal.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Snape's brows that had just been relaxed gathered again, like this, it has been three days.

"I was wrong, I apologize immediately." The fingers on the shoulders exerted a little force, and Assistant Professor Lin felt that his bones were about to shatter.Mouth, isn’t I in a ghost state? Where does this real pain come from? The author must have made a mistake.

"Then apologize."

"I was wrong, I was really wrong."

"What's wrong?"

I shouldn't have come to this place in the first place. If I hadn't come to this place, I wouldn't have encountered such a strange flower. If I hadn't encountered such a strange flower, I would have been able to sweetly feed me and feed you with my family Xifu. Eat and eat, instead of being reduced to such a sad place where you can't move your shoulders.

Of course, our assistant teacher Lin has the heart but not the guts. He has to bow his head under the eaves. He honestly confessed his "crime" from disrespecting his great teacher to last night. Put some salt in the black tea, and he confessed all the crimes honestly.

Hearing that he didn't respect the teacher, Gellert's expression was not bad, but thinking of his weird cup of black tea last night, his cold blue pupils finally narrowed into a dangerous arc.This guy doesn't know how precious food is in this kind of place.

Grabbing Lin Kaiwei effortlessly, Gellert said in a cold voice, "Little brat, you didn't listen to what I said yesterday, did you? You can't learn wandless magic in just one night." of."

"So I'm working hard? Maybe I can succeed overnight." Lin Kaiwei blinked his eyes, trying to arouse Gellert's sympathy.

Gellert froze his hands in mid-air, and gave Assistant Professor Lin a look that I would immediately eat you alive for myself: "Maybe?"

"Yeah, maybe. I think my IQ is still okay. After all, I finished the chapter on petrification in the early hours of this morning." Lin Kaiwei cleared his throat and said solemnly, "I'm Hogwarts. Ci's first teaching assistant."

"If I were a teacher at Hogwarts, I would resign immediately, so as not to lower my status and become a colleague with a guy with a goblin brain." Gellert shook his hand, drew an arc upward, and then let go directly, making Assistant Teacher Lin happy Fly higher in the sky.

Lin Kaiwei, who fell into the pile of books with a thud, got up tenaciously, and said angrily, "You are obviously discriminating against Hong Guoguo." Seeing Gellert's face, which you can see, Assistant Lin lied helplessly. Down, continue to stand up.

"Okay, tell me when you plan to master wandless magic." Gellert picked up the sizzling bee candy on the table, peeled a house, and in his mouth, his eyebrows and eyes curved sweetly, and then he fed it like a dog. I had to throw one into Assistant Professor Lin's mouth.

Lin Kaiwei felt his mouth was instantly surrounded by sweetness.Well, is this one of the saving graces of the UK?Although the dishes are not very good, the desserts are still very good. "Within a week."

"Seriously."

"Within a week."

"..."

"Okay, one month."

Gellert stared at Lin Kaiwei with interest for a while, and brushed Assistant Lin's messy hair by the way.

"I haven't washed my hair in four days."

Lin Kaiwei, who was not surprised and kept dying, finally saw Gellert's expression of eating shit.

"Hey, you have so much sugar here, why don't you have Bibi Multi-flavored Beans." Lying on the pile of books in a comfortable posture, Assistant Professor Lin was embarrassed to choose the candies on the table.Chocolate Frog Milk Fudge Pear Hard Candy Licorice Magic Stick Coconut Sorbet Chocolate Balls Zizzy Bee Sugar Cream Peanut Candy Jelly Slug Filling Candy Sour Lollipop Ice Mouse Sorbet Ball Fudge Fly Sugar Quill Pen Sherbet Drink Pepper Cuddly Cream Peppermint

Maomaoya Mint Black Pepper Little Urchin Chuibao Super Bubble Gum Lollipop.Well I want them all.

"I remember I said last night that you have to organize these books."

"That's right." The nervous Assistant Professor Lin broke off a piece of chocolate frog and put it in his mouth.

"Then what's under you?" Gellert put up the candy pyramid in a bored manner, and said lightly, "Is it a garbage dump?"

"I'll tidy it up right away." Lin Kaiwei almost stood at attention, jumped up from the pile of books, and started the quick cleaning and tidying mode.Mouth, if you have time to set up the pyramids, why don’t you have time to help tidy them up? If you’re too lazy, you’ll get Alzheimer’s.

Why is there no Bibi multi-flavored beans?The bored old man didn't notice that Assistant Professor Lin's complaints fell into memory again.

Knowing that Al likes candy, he almost visited Honeydukes.In other words, the first step for them to occupy the world is simply to occupy the candy stores all over the world, Y(^o^)Y, start with Honey Dukes?Thinking of Al's lips exuding a seductive aroma when he ate candy, Gellert walked more briskly, and his soft golden curly hair was casually scattered over his shoulders, gleaming under the sunlight.

Walking into the entrance, he took out a candy and stuffed it in the little girl's hand, and continued walking without looking.With just a handful of sugar, Al and I can clean up the afternoon.He didn't notice that the little girl behind him shyly peeled off the candy, put the candy carefully into her mouth, and then showed a happy expression, staring at her back obsessively.That look is like a very hungry dog ​​staring at a piece of prime beef that will be frosted.

"Al, guess what I brought today?"

The brown-haired boy put down the book in his hand, raised his head, and showed a gentle smile with a clear look: "Candy?"

"It's not just any candy."

The brown-haired boy tilted his head, quietly waiting for Gellert to show off.

"Honeydukes' new product, Bibi's multi-flavored beans, is a very interesting candy." Gellert spread his palms in front of Al, "Each color has a different taste, come on, pick one?"

"No, if you continue to eat like this, your teeth will fall out."

"You actually have this kind of consciousness, come on, try one." After finishing speaking, Gellert picked up a golden candy, kissed it on Al's lips, pushed the tip of his tongue lightly, and the golden candy was sent to Al. into Al's mouth.

"Ugh." Al immediately pushed Gellert away, vomiting violently.

"Are you pregnant?"

"What kind of pregnancy is this? What kind of strange candy is this? If you dare to give me this kind of thing, you will never enter my room."

Al was furious, and he swore it was the worst thing he had ever eaten in his life.

In the headmaster's office, Dumbledore carefully selected a toffee-flavored bean among the many Bibi flavored beans, and half-coaxed and half-coaxed it into Fox's mouth. Watching Fox swallow it completely, he despised it With small eyes, he confidently picked up another toffee-flavored Bibi multi-flavored bean of the same color and put it in his mouth.

"Bah, bah, bah." Poor Mr. Principal, once again ate booger-flavored Bibi multi-flavored beans.

The author has something to say: By the way, I will update it very diligently, daily update, please leave a message, dear.If I write directly here that Assistant Professor Lin will never return to his body and spend his whole life with Gellert, it would be a good ending for Snape to stay alone in a vegetative state, right? (^o^)/~

☆、58 Harry run fast

Being chased may be a kind of enjoyment, but being chased, and being chased all the time, is simply a disaster.Colin Gray was that kind of disaster for Harry, he seemed to have Harry's class schedule in his head, and Harry even suspected that he had a copy of his own timetable.

They ran into each other in the cafeteria.

Respectful and adoring Colin handed over the pumpkin juice: "Hello, Harry."

Harry, who enjoyed the pumpkin juice a little bit, said, "Colin, okay."

They meet in the bedroom.

Respectful and adoring Colin handed over the bedtime milk: "Hello, Harry."

Harry, who was a little bloated but had to take it: "Colin, okay."

They meet in the classroom.

The respectful and adoring Colin handed over the milk tea dog-leggedly: "Hello, Harry."

Professor McGonagall, whose face was livid, said, "Colin, go back to your classroom."

They meet in the bathroom.

Respectful and adoring Colin handed over plain water: "Hello, Harry."

Harry, who peed all over the floor because of the sudden opening of the door: "..."

Harry finally got bored, quickly put on his belt, and ran down the corridor, avoiding Colin who was chasing him to take a picture, and trying to call for help.Now, he finally understood why Assistant Professor Lin wanted to leave Professor Lockhart behind.

Draco didn't even give him one out of the corner of his eye, touched the tail ring in his hand, gave a cold snort, and left with two worthless things.

The unreliable old fox, Principal Dumbledore, exclaimed a few times that the young people are so energetic and then left.

Professor Lockhart, who was in a bad mood because of a pimple on his face, drifted away resentfully.

No, this is the last chance!Harry grabbed Lockhart's hand, his eyes shining like stars.He remembered that it was Professor Lockhart last time, well, Professor Lockhart helped him successfully solve the predicament.

Seemingly thinking of something interesting, Lockhart stopped in his tracks, the pimples on his face glowing red with excitement.He patted Colin's head, showing exactly the same expression as patting Hanako on the street: "Do you need me to tell Professor McGonagall to change you and Harry into the same dormitory?"

Don't be afraid of teammates who are like pigs, but opponents who are like gods, especially opponents who like to add insult to injury and make up behind the knife.At this moment, Harry finally understood the meaning of the sentence he saw in the Muggle book.

Whether Ron's wand wasn't repaired or Colin's head wasn't growing right, Harry was still going about his life, heading into his first day of Quidditch practice in his second year.

Harry squinted out the window early in the morning.A thin mist hangs in the pink and golden sky.Now he was awake, but he did not understand why he could continue to sleep amidst the noise of the birds chirping.

"Oliver," said Harry whimpering as he felt dizzy and had just been dragged out of bed, "it's just dawn."

"That's right," Wood said with a stinky face, "so I'm giving you ten weeks." After he finished speaking, he turned and left.

"What's the matter with him?" Harry pushed Ron, who was still sleeping, suspiciously.

"I don't know, I heard from Fred that he was dumped by Angelina." Ron muttered in response, turned over and continued to sleep.

Don't mess with lovelorn people.Harry remembered what he had read in a Muggle book, quickly changed his clothes and carried his Nimbus 2000 broom, down the spiral staircase to the lobby.When he was almost in front of the portrait, there was a sound of footsteps behind him. It turned out that it was Colin rushing down the stairs, with the camera on his neck flickering, and something still in his hand.Harry couldn't quicken his pace and hurried away.

The rest of the Gryffindor team gathered in the changing room.It seems that, except for the lovelorn Wood, he really woke up.Fred and George sat there with puffy eyes and tousled hair.Sitting next to her was Alicia, a fourth grader, who seemed to be nodding at the wall.Katie and the culprit, Angelina, were sitting close together, also yawning.

"So, this year, we have to train harder... Okay, let's practice the new tactics!" After chattering a lot, Wood finally took them to the battlefield.

They must have been in the changing room for a long time, the sun is high now, but the mist still hangs over the pitch.When Harry walked onto the pitch, he saw Ron and Hermione sitting in the stands.

"My dear George, I'm so frightened, did they hear the strange sound of 'Kaka, Kata'?" said Fred delicately, throwing himself on top of George as they flew around a corner.

"It's okay, my baby. I will always protect you." George held Fred in his arms and performed cooperatively.

The twin red-haired Bludgers made Harry shiver with nausea, and even though he hadn't had breakfast, he still felt the acid in his stomach wanting to vomit.He glanced toward the audience.It turned out that Colin sat in the highest row, raised his camera, and desperately pressed the shutter. In the silent stadium, the sound was particularly harsh.

"Look here, Harry, here!" he screamed excitedly.

"Oh, so it's Harry's little follower." Fred and George clapped their hands, crossed their fingers, and said with ambiguous expressions.It was all over Hogwarts that there was a first-year kid with Harry stuck to his face and toilet.

Just when Harry was about to explain, Wood rushed down like an arrow, landed heavily on the ground, and got off his broom a little unsteadily.

"Slings!" Wood yelled at Slytherin, "This is our training time! We are doing special practice, you are not allowed to come and see!"

Slims smiled mischievously: "This place is very big, if you want to have a good time with me, my dear baby Wood. Or our two teams can fly together, let us see your family Gryffindor's golden baby."

Hearing this sentence, Wood's face immediately turned red, and Harry could hear the sound of his molars gritting: "I made a reservation for this scene, and I made it early in the morning."

"Ah," Slims smiled brighter, "but I have a special note from Professor Snape." As he said, he took out a note from his pocket.The note read: "I, Professor Snape, have chartered the Lindlings to practice on the Quidditch pitch today, as the players need to get used to their new brooms."

Yarn, Wood was so angry that he was about to jump.What does it mean to adapt to the needs of a new broom? Why didn't he just say that the weather was too good and he was in a bad mood and wanted to find fault.

"A new broom needs getting used to, what a joke."

"Why not? Nimbus 2001, this speed is much faster than Nimbus 2000, not to mention your extreme speed that needs to be sent to the museum." A seventh person came out after six tall figures.He raised his head high, narrowed his cold eyes, his white neck was gilded by the sun, and the tail ring in his hand also shone brightly under the refraction of the sun.

"Draco?" No one in the Gryffindor team said anything except Harry's startled voice.

Ron and Hermione came across the grass to see what was going on.

"What's up?" Ron asked Harry. "Why not practice? What is he doing here?"

Staring at Ron, Draco's face darkened even more, and he sneered contemptuously: "It's none of your business, Weasley, get out."

"Draco, how can you say that," Harry stood up and retorted, "Ron came to see us for training." He didn't notice at all how creepy Draco's eyes were.

"We are all Hogwarts students, we are all equal, you must apologize for your actions, Malfoy." Hermione frowned, Draco did too much.

"Nobody asked for your opinion, Mudblood." Draco cursed angrily.

Draco's words immediately caused a commotion.Slims stepped in front of him, blocking George and Fred who were rushing towards him.Ron reached into his magic robe and took out his wand, saying, "You'll regret it!" Then he pointed his wand at Malfoy under Slims' arm.

Then, what happens next is:

R: The weather is so good, the sun is shining brightly, just from the medical wing where the smell of disinfectant is full and the food is made of the brains of Barbic Banshee, Snape, who brought Assistant Professor Lin back, has not been with his family yet. The little assistant was so gentle that he was called by the old fox Dumbledore to check the equipment on the Quidditch pitch.

Cheng: The weather was great and the sun was shining. Professor Snape, who was in a terrible mood, saw his godson being attacked by a group of Gryffindors as soon as he entered the Quidditch pitch. (Hey, don't be so partial, it's obviously Gryffindor and Slytherin who are fighting in groups, okay?)

Turn: The weather is so good, the sun is shining, and the Snake King, who is in a terrible mood, sees the despicable Weasley wanting to sneak attack, and throws an armor guard at him by the way.

Together: A loud "bang" sound echoed on the field, a green light shot out from Ron's wand, but halfway it bounced back as if it hit something, and hit Ron in the stomach, Ron immediately He fell straight back and sat on the grass.

"Ron, Ron! Are you all right?" Hermione screamed.

Ron opened his mouth wide to speak, but no words came out.He coughed hard, and several slugs fell from his mouth and landed on his lap.

As the black robe moved over, Ron who was lying on the ground twitched violently and hiccupped, and several slugs appeared in front of everyone again.

Hmm, spell reflex?Only then did Snape remember that he just saw the weather was too good, the sun was shining brightly, and everything looked very unpleasant, so he accidentally turned the defensive spell into a counter spell.So he immediately took back the venom that he was hesitant to spray or not. It would be a bad reputation for such a thing to spread.

Staring expressionlessly at Ron, who was constantly spitting out slugs on the ground and was about to be surrounded by slugs, Snape took a step back expressionlessly, and pulled his robe back expressionlessly to prevent his face from being blank. The expressive slug smeared on the expressionless self.

Wood, whose career is not going well and emotionally frustrated: "..."

Gryffindor, who doesn't know what to do with his relationship after his career is not going well: "..."

The Slytherin who seemed to be going well but didn't dare to act presumptuously in front of his own Snake King: "..."

Ron, who was still dead for a long time, blushed, as if he was suppressing the continuous eruption of slugs in his body.Snape, expressionless, touched the tip of his nose: "Can you go to the medical wing by yourself?""

Wood, whose career is not going well and emotionally frustrated: "..."

Gryffindor, who doesn't know what to do with his relationship after his career is not going well: "..."

The Slytherin who seemed to be going well but didn't dare to act presumptuously in front of his own Snake King: "..."

"I've stayed there for a long time. The food there is poor and I've been eaten by African gorillas. I don't think anyone will want to go there again except for the guy with the head like a troll." The little Slytherin It was the first time for the snakes to hear their own snake king speak in such a sincere tone that he was actually shirking and speaking with obvious disgust.

Wood, whose career is not going well and emotionally frustrated: "..."

Gryffindor, who doesn't know what to do with his relationship after his career is not going well: "..."

The Slytherin who seemed to be going well but didn't dare to act presumptuously in front of his own Snake King: "..."

Then Snape kindly took the broomstick from Wood's hand and replaced Ron Barbara's face with slugs.But at this moment, Ron made a pop and successfully broke the record, vomiting more than a dozen slugs at once.

Harry felt for a moment that if Ron could still get up now, judging by his expression, he should want to jump up without fear of death, and then take the slug Husnap in the face.

At this moment, Professor Snape, who had waited for a long time without saying "OK, I'll crawl over by myself", finally took Wood's broom and swept the slugs in front of his feet in disappointment.When he saw Ron's wand with scotch tape on it, our Slytherin Snake King immediately returned to his usual black cloud overwhelming the city.

Without blinking, he said, "Well, Mr. Weasley attacked a classmate with a broken wand and injured himself. Five points from Gryffindor."

Ron, who was buried by the slugs again, trembled his eyelids, and then with a pop, a bunch of slugs protruded again.

Accepting Gryffindor's contemptuous gaze, Professor Snape did not change his face: "Even if this guy with a mandrake brain is sent to the hospital wing, it's useless. This spell needs to be released by a wand." After finishing speaking , He glanced at the wand that was obviously broken in two on the ground, and shot the Gryffindors with brains like giants with menacing eyes, "Let him vomit, just finish it."

After speaking, the Snake King of Slytherin swaggered and led his little snakes out of the venue.

Harry thought everything was bad enough, and today he watched Ron throw up slugs all day long until dinner.What is even more tragic is that they were fined when they originally planned to visit Assistant Professor Lin.

It was Professor McGonagall, who actually asked herself to answer letters from Professor Lockhart's fans.Merlin, this is worse than Draco ignoring himself.

☆, 59 There is only one truth: the mystery of the secret room

Because of serious Hogwarts love and peace (Harry: ...), Harry and Ron were ordered to roll to Lockhart and Filch, respectively, on Saturday night after being deducted points. Flip over in front of her, exposing her belly and let him rub her.

Five minutes before eight o'clock, Harry plodded down the hallway of Lockhart's office.He gritted his teeth and raised his hand to knock on the door.

The door opened instantly, and Lockhart, who was doing a good job, sat on the boss's chair, turned around instantly, and smiled at him.

Today, Lockhart is dressed gracefully and luxuriously as usual, wearing a white robe, the cuffs are ironed without any wrinkles, and large pieces of fox fur are swaying at the neckline, vividly reminiscent of Professor Lockhart's vixen-like The face set off a bit of a sissy.

"Ah, you little slacker, it's finally here!" Lockhart winked, and Harry swore, in his eyes, you are definitely dead, you just wait to go back to the dormitory tonight with only a pair of underwear left crying, " Come on, Harry, come in!"

For a split second Harry thought he saw Mum-san at the bar, especially when he saw the big cock on Lockhart's chest.What a riot.

Countless photos of Lockhart on the table shone dazzlingly against the candlelight.He even signed several of them.On his desk, there is another pile.

"You can write the envelope for me!" Lockhart said to Harry with a hint of pleasure in his tone.That expression is like the queen giving the knight the opportunity to kiss her own feet, which is a great gift to him.

"The first one was to Gladys Goodtoni, who—God believe her—is a huge fan of mine."

Time crawled away minute by minute, and Lockhart's words were always boring, showing off and annoying, and every time he heard the same set, his ears were callused.To be honest, Gryffindor's sudden drop in class attendance recently is because they don't want to hear Lockhart's chatter.Lockhart kept talking and talking, and Harry only responded with "uh, yes" and "yes" here and there.From time to time, he heard a sentence or two, "Kids remember to take care of themselves when they are young, look at your skin, it is simply worse than Dumbledore's old bee." Or "Being a celebrity is not easy, a celebrity must have a celebrity Even if you don’t need to be full of luxury, it doesn’t mean you can wear something that a house elf wipes your nose.”

The candle burned lower and lower, and in the swaying candle shadow, it seemed that countless Lockhart's nostrils were slightly flapping, blowing at Harry.When it came to the "Veronica Smiley" envelope, Harry's hands ached from exhaustion, as if he had written the thousandth envelope.It should be about time to go, Harry thought to himself, let's hurry up...

At this moment, he heard a voice—this voice was far, far away...someone was talking, and the voice was cold and vicious, which made people feel creepy and frightened.

"Come on... come on... let me tear you apart and bite you into pieces... kill you..."

Pain pierced Harry's head like lightning for a moment, and he couldn't help jumping up. With a snap, the ink bottle was overturned, and the ink spilled all over the table, flowing down the table and onto Lockhart's carefully prepared white robes.

"Harry Potter." Lockhart gritted his back teeth, and when he said the name with a vibrating voice, he wished to show the world what he was doing, and let the startled stupid Gryffindor lion in front of him Cramped skin, steamed, deep-fried, braised in brown sauce, then chopped and crushed, then fed to Voldemort bite by bite, "The first place in the best book for six consecutive months, is it so exciting to break the record?" Yarn Well, the dress on him is a limited edition of Mrs. Mojin's shop, there are only ten pieces in the world!

"No." Harry said, frantically, "that voice. Didn't you hear it?"

Lockhart's well-maintained white and tender vixen's face has turned black at this moment, and he looks like he will directly pull out his wand and give Harry Avada Kedavra in the next second.This lazy guy must be trying to play tricks and go back early!Lockhart's mind was already filled with this thought.

"No, no." As if realizing something, Harry silently closed his mouth, and after a long time, he said, "Professor, going to bed too late will cause acne."

Professor Lockhart, who used inorganic cucumbers, magic figs, and powerful sea mud to make the youthful red bump on his face disappear, felt like he had been shot in the knee by an arrow.

"Hahahaha what the hell are you talking about, Harry? Are you a bit sleepy? God - look what time it is! We've been working for almost four hours! I can't believe it - time flies It's really fast, isn't it?" Lockhart, who was full of perfunctory emotions such as "why are you still here?" Swap it out and get a beauty sleep.

Facing the mirror, Professor Lockhart kept sighing: "Hey, there seems to be a wrinkle. Is there going to be acne here? It's red." Barabara's small face: "It looks older than Harry's skin too much."

"It doesn't seem to be there either, it's still so youthful and beautiful." The self-absorbed Professor Lockhart immediately regained his good mood.

It was late at night, and the Great Hall of Gryffindor was silent and empty.Harry ran straight up to the dormitory.Ron wasn't back yet.Harry put on his pajamas and lay on the bed waiting for him to come back.

Then, Harry heard the voice again: "... tearing... crunching... killing..." It was the same voice, the one he had heard in Lockhart's office Mao Gu was startled by the sound of a splitting headache.Harry took out the necklace from his clothes and held the Snitch tightly.The Snitch hadn't been used for a long time, and no matter how much Harry rubbed it, Draco was unwilling to recover.But Harry always felt better as long as he held the Snitch.But it was okay, the voice disappeared in a flash, and Harry was relieved at last.

Gellert knits the strange weave in his hand again and again.One person and one don't know what kind of inexplicable creature is struggling to maintain the dialogue with a frequency of 30 to [-] seconds of silence between each dialogue.Reason: Gellert thinks Lin Kaiwei, an obviously genetically mutated idiot, keeps asking meaningless questions.And Lin Kaiwei is always shot a thousand arrows through the heart by Gellert's divine reply.

"Since the wandless spell is so convenient, why not popularize it directly?" Lin Kaiwei flipped through the book in his hand from time to time, looking up to find a way to ask a few questions.

Gellert looked at Lin Kaiwei as if he was looking at an idiot, as if he was looking at a mental patient: "Do you think wandless magic can be popularized? I spent more than 80 years researching it, and I still have it." There are many spells that cannot be used directly with the Wandless Charm. As for the Unforgivable Curses, the Wandless Charm cannot be used at all."

"..."

"I thought your IQ had improved a bit in the past few days, but I didn't expect to be eaten by unknown creatures." Gellert revealed