[Net Match] Little pink, please stop making trouble

Chapter 44

In the end, I decided to make sweet and sour pork ribs, stir-fried cabbage, steamed a steamed egg with rice, and cooked winter melon and dried shrimp soup.

Xia Ke was cutting the cabbage, and Chu Yang was beside him, and he started to fry: "No matter how you cut it, the widths are different! Look at this one, it is obviously a little wider than the others! Hey, there is still a strip on the knife, you Make it clean!"

"Get out!" Xia Ke was also very irritable after being so noisy that he almost cut his hand.

"Okay, okay, I won't say it, I won't say it." Chu Yang pawed at the door frame pitifully, but felt he couldn't stand it anymore, "Why don't I cut it for you, and you go beat the eggs."

The two re-divided the work, Xia Ke took out two eggs and cracked them in a bowl.Chu Yang, who was still gesticulating a second ago, looking for a place with the same width to cut the knife, came to point fingers again: "Why did you get the eggshell in! Have you washed the eggshell before? You must not wash it. I didn't even hear the sound of water! How can I eat this egg after rubbing it!"

"Then I fell down and hit two again?"

"That's the only way to go... What a waste! Remember to wash the bowl after pouring it out and beat the eggs."

Xia Ke turned around to cover Chu Yang's sight, and picked out the eggshell.Turn on the faucet and pretend to rinse the bowl, then open the refrigerator door and close it again.Then I added a little salt to the previously beaten eggs and started stirring.Well, not at all.

After Ji Feigou jumped to finish the meal, both of them felt relieved sitting at the dining table.

Fortunately, although the process was difficult, the taste of the dishes was not bad, and the two of them were very satisfied.

After dinner, Chu Yang took a rest and went to take a bath, while Xia Ke washed the dishes.Chu Yang came out of the shower and saw that the minute hand was pointing to fifty, so he hurried to board YY.

Entering the channel that Da Ya sent him last time, there was only Da Ya in it, and it seemed that he was still hanging up.

Chu Yang asked a few questions on the public screen, but she didn't respond.Chu Yang is wearing a white horse, and the channel is set to chairman mode, and he can't speak, so he goes to click on the buttons.

After waiting for a while, there was movement from Da Ya: "Ah, I'm sorry, idiot! I didn't notice it in the dungeon just now! Is Master Ye Luo here? Let's start!"

As he spoke, he added a blue membership vest to Chu Yang.

Chu Yang used to be a guest at singing parties, and he always wore red vests.I don't know if only the blue horse is a special channel or something this time, and I don't care too much.He typed the answers to Da Ya's questions.

The wild goose leaves dung: Well, my god, he will be fine soon.Are you alone?No one in the internal record?

"Well, Neilu's girl has something to do today, I'll record the same here."

Chu Yang shouted, "Xia Ke, are you alright?"

"I'm washing my hands, you guys start first."

The geese pass and leave dung: God let us start first, and we will come in 1 minute.

"Ah? Are you with the Great God?"

Yanguo left dung: Yes, I am at his house.Is it okay to share a number later?Dashen’s house only has one computer and one microphone.

There was silence at Da Ya for a while, and Chu Yang saw his little blue horse turned into a red horse with fascination.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm still surprised that you don't turn on the microphone. It turns out that I added the wrong vest!"

Xia Ke came over and moved a chair beside Chu Yang: "Huh? Haven't started yet?"

"Oh my God, you're here! Then we'll start!"

At the beginning of FT, Da Ya didn't say an opening speech, but said that it could be recorded afterwards. After the two introduced themselves, she started to ask questions.

First, I asked some more two-dimensional questions, such as the origin of the ID, my favorite role in the dramas I have acted in, and the character I think is the most challenging.Basically, Xia Ke answered first, and then Chu Yang answered, but this is okay, because Ye Luowusheng is indeed much more popular than Yan Guoliu's dung, and Chu Yang didn't bother to argue with his family master about this issue. .

But later, both of them realized that something was wrong.

"By the way, I heard that Master Ye Luo, you are from City S, right? I am also from City S."

"Hmm..." As for the geographical coordinates, Xia Keyou indicated in the Weibo information that Da Ya is a bit of a spoof.

"It seems that you, my god, also said that you are in your own business, right. Can you tell us the details? So that I can look up!"

"No."

Chu Yang was embarrassed when he heard it.Da Ya's several questions were only aimed at Ye Luo's silence, and it didn't feel good for him to hear it by the side.He thought for a while, and said, "He's actually doing pretty badly, and I'm afraid to ruin his image if he speaks out."

Da Ya let out a few hahas to ease the embarrassment, and continued to ask: "Then Master Ye Luo, the next question is of great concern to everyone, are you single now?"

"No."

"Uh...is that the one next to you?"

"Correct."

"Some time ago, we all heard a little bit of gossip. It was said that, Master Ye Luo, you have countless harems."

"That was a joke."

"Then Master Yeluo, please describe what kind of person your lover is."

"You're asking too many questions."

Chu Yang snatched Mike: "Hahaha, God is shy."

Xia Ke didn't answer the words, just watched Chu Yang giggling over there.

In the end, Da Ya casually asked Yan Guo Liu Shiu a few more questions, and said it was over.Chu Yang quit the channel, looked at Xia Ke with a gloomy face, and asked, "Are you going to sing at home today?"

Xia Ke sighed and rubbed his head: "Go, go with your number."

Chu Yang happily joined Ye Luo's silent channel again.

In fact, Chu Yang understands without saying any more, Xia Ke's tone is not good but he can still answer all the answers.Although some three-dimensional things will be discussed with people who have a better relationship, but such issues are open to discussion in FT.What's more, the tone of Da Ya's question made people uncomfortable.

When the girls on the channel saw me coming, they all said hello and welcome, and a few even jokingly asked the master when he would come.Chu Yang smiled sarcastically, and held Mike in front of Xia Ke: "It's all my fault, I picked it up without understanding clearly, and I still dragged you... But the other episodes I listened to were not like this..."

"How long will you know in the future? What do you want to hear?"

"It's all right! You can sing what you want!"

So the sisters were shocked to hear the voice of the Great God coming from the little red horse Yan Guo Liu Dung, and the mother was so excited that she couldn't sleep at night, okay?

Seeing their excited reactions, Xia Ke's expression finally improved.He sang "Little Swallow" half-heartedly, and then "Tianya Mingyueji", which became a regular playlist.

Fans still blasted the public screen with answers of "yes", "yes~", "yes o(*////▽////*)q" when they sang "Follow me".Chu Yang squeezed Xia Ke away, leaned over to the keyboard, and typed "not good" with a period in auntie red font size 32.

[Management] If you want a vest to poke a yellow horse, don't poke me: Oh, blind my dog's eyes!The little bird is proud and invincible

[Send the vest] If you want the vest to poke me, don't poke the orange horse: it made my hand tremble and I almost sent the wrong vest==

【Screen】"Tianya Mingyueji": The Great God is too pampered (full forehead expression)

[Management] Although I am also a yellow horse, I really don't give out a vest: I have to say that it is more explosive than the previous affirmative answer

[Management] If you want a vest to poke a yellow horse, don't poke me: +1

As soon as the orange horse finished posting this sentence, he was horrified to find that his vest had been stripped off.She is an orange horse, and there is only one person who can take off his vest—Ye Luowusheng, who knows when he also came in with his own number.

[Management] If you want a vest to poke a yellow horse, don't poke me: I'm a fool, I made a mistake, I slap my mouth!

In the next second, she resumed her management status, but she was downgraded to a yellow horse.

[Management] If you want a vest to poke a yellow horse, don't poke me: It's an honor to be resurrected from the dead.

[Send the vest] If you want the vest to poke me, don't poke the orange horse: Don't compete with the bird for favor!He's the fool's only love

The geese pass and leave dung: it is not a bird but a wild goose.Upstairs, you can concentrate on giving out vests, okay?

A system message followed, confirming the remarks of the management girls to nearly 2000 people in the channel.

The [Sub-Channel Administrator (CA1)] of [Sub-Channel Administrator (CA[-])] of the sub-channel [Entertainment Hall] is changed to [Channel General Manager (VP)] by [Ye Luo Silent] from [Yan Guo Liu Dung].

[Management] If you want a vest to poke the yellow horse, don't poke me: God, I understand your heart~ But there are three places for the orange horse, you must take off my baa?I covered my face with tears in the ice and snow...

"Don't tell me you want to be at the same level as Xiaoyan?"

Orange Horse wanted to answer "yes" to have fun, but she still received a warning from Ye Luo's tone, so she answered honestly: "You little one is overstepping." She didn't forget the mistakes she made before. It's better to restrain yourself!

Shako was satisfied.After taking a sip of water, he said to the people around him: "The new official is taking office, do you want to say a few words?"

"Uh...Okay. Since everyone expects it, then I, who is humble and reserved, will take on this important task. Cough cough, then what, subtitle girl, come out."

Fan Ma’s small subtitle is still used to typing on his name: I’m in~

"Is it you who abused me last time?"

Xia Ke laughed, how long ago did this happen.This subtitled girl paper is probably missed, because she successfully defeated him last time ten times.

The hand that typed the small subtitles trembled: it’s me o(>﹏<)o

"Twenty times of self-hanging, one shot?"

The small subtitle is crying: Goose has passed the silly mother, sixteen times is the limit of human beings TAT

"Beyond yourself, beyond your limits. You can do it!"

The small subtitles stretched out their arms for help to the Great God, but she obviously found the wrong person.

Temporarily made a [-] times accelerated audio, the poor subtitle girl changed the id to "Self-hanging Southeast Branch" and then pretended to be dead.

From this day on, there has been a saying in the subtitle circle, which is a motto that must be recited by new subtitles: The little ones of the great god's family are not easy to mess with.

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Geese leave dung

reserved, modest [laughs]

Forbidden to follow

It is said that the first three words you see are your personality. (Picture: Words in a row)

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