[Wulin Foreign History] Qingben Beauty

"Teach me martial arts." Shen Qingqing shook Shen Lang's arm excitedly and said, "Look, if I go out with you without martial arts, I will drag you back, right?"

Shen Lang also returned Shen Qingqing with a big smile, "When did I say I would take you out?"

"Shen Lang, Shen Daxia, Shen Dagongzi, just teach me." Shen Qingqing put on a pitiful expression and continued to shake Shen Lang's arm, "Look, I don't have any martial arts skills and I can't even climb this cliff. There is no other way out, so why not let you hug me every time? Even if I don't mind, you don't mind, but my future sister-in-law will mind too, right? "

Shen Lang took Shen Qingqing's hand away, took a sip of his wine, and said with a lazy smile, "Come on, I won't let you do that."

That's not okay, is it?Shen Qingqing thought for a while, "Also, look, if people know that the younger sister of Shen Lang Shen Daxia has no martial arts at all, it would be embarrassing to say it, isn't it?"

"The one who lost was also yours, not mine!" Shen Lang was unmoved at all.

"Okay!" The wishful thinking came to nothing, Shen Qingqing got up resentfully, and walked back listlessly.

Shen Lang looked at her disappointed expression, thought for a while, and said seriously, "Actually, it's not that I don't want to teach you, it's just that you are so old, and you have already missed the best time to practice martial arts."

When Shen Qingqing heard this, she was overjoyed, and quickly turned around and ran back to Shen Lang, "As long as you are willing to teach me, it's fine. I don't want to be a top expert, but I just want you to teach me two tricks for self-defense and escape. Martial arts is fine, I'm not greedy."

"Self-defense and escape?" Shen Lang smiled, "Which move or style in this martial arts is not used for self-defense and escape? You can tell me which two moves you want to learn?"

"Actually, it's acupuncture and light work." In fact, among all martial arts, these two are the most awesome?Everything else is floating clouds~

"Acupoint acupuncture and light work?" Shen Lang laughed dumbly, "It turns out that you want to learn these two things."

Shen Qingqing nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes! I don't have any enemies, so naturally I won't go to fight and kill anyone, but other people may not be able to tell. If someone thinks I don't like me and wants to beat me and kill me, then I will order His acupoints, and then escape with light work, isn't this self-defense and escape?"

"These two kung fu are indeed good for self-defense and escape, but..." Shen Lang glanced at Shen Qingqing uncertainly, "But this kung fu can't be practiced overnight, and it's okay to suffer a lot during the practice. Avoid, so... are you sure you want to practice?"

Shen Qingqing nodded seriously, "No matter how hard it is, I still have to practice." In order not to delay Shen Lang's retreat, and to protect herself even without Shen Lang by her side in the future, I worked hard!

"Okay!" Shen Lang suppressed his smile and said seriously, "If you want to learn, I can teach you, but I have one condition."

Shen Qingqing was startled, "What's the condition?"

"It's very simple, that is, you promise not to give up halfway. Since you want to practice, you have to practice well for me."

"Small meaning, I promise I won't give up halfway." Shen Qingqing raised her hand and said solemnly. After finishing speaking, she silently added another sentence in her heart: I'm afraid you won't be able to teach at that time, and it will be difficult not to give up halfway.

"Also, if you get injured during the martial arts practice, or hurt from a fall, don't blame me, don't make me do this or that."

"Well..." Shen Qingqing pondered for a while, "Okay, I agree to this too. But the premise is that you can't avenge yourself publicly and deliberately punish me."

Shen Lang nodded and continued, "Also, since you want to practice martial arts, you have to stay here quietly, and you are not allowed to take half a step off the bottom of this cliff before you practice!"

"Ah?" Shen Qingqing jumped up, glanced at Shen Lang, then lowered her head and asked cautiously, "Then...how long will it take to practice?"

"This depends on your aptitude and savvy. People with intelligent aptitude can only practice in a year or so. As for those with dull aptitude..." Shen Lang shook his head, "I'm afraid it may take ten or twenty years. You can practice well."

"In that case, let's see if I'm smart or stupid." Shen Qingqing leaned over with a smile.

Shen Lang squinted at her and asked, "If I say that you are dull and unsuitable for martial arts, then should you practice or not?"

"Nonsense! Of course I practiced." Shen Qingqing rolled his eyes at him, then smiled confidently, "However, based on my Shen Qingqing's IQ, it is definitely a good material for martial arts."

When Shen Lang heard the first half of the sentence, he couldn't help but praise Shen Qingqing as a strong-willed girl, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he realized that she was full of confidence!

But it's not good to be too confident, Shen Lang shook his head, it seemed that he had to find a time to kill her spirit.

Shen Qingqing saw that countless expressions changed on Shen Lang's face in an instant, her heart skipped a beat, and an ominous premonition arose in vain, "Well... Let me tell you first, I only learn acupuncture and light exercises, and everything else is fine. Don't learn!" At this time, Shen Qingqing still naively thought that acupuncture points and light kung fu were easy to practice, but she never expected that her hard life had not yet begun...

Early the next morning, Shen Lang lifted Shen Qingqing out of the warm bed, and then saw Shen Lang slapping two books as thick as Oxford dictionaries in front of her.

Shen Qingqing lay on the table with hazy eyes, listlessly stretched out two fingers to flip through, "What is this?"

"One here is the basic inner strength mental method, and the other is the detailed explanation of each acupuncture point of the human body." Shen Lang smiled exceptionally brightly, and commanded condescendingly, "Give you three days, and give me these two books verbatim." Memorize it!"

"Three days?" Shen Qingqing jumped up with a "chuckle" in shock, "Are you mistaken, such a thick book, let alone three days, even three years, I can't memorize it!"

"Oh?" Shen Lang raised his eyebrows, "Then you...don't practice anymore?"

"Who said I won't practice anymore? It's Shen Qingqing, but she's never been a person who will retreat in spite of difficulties." Shen Qingqing snorted coldly, picked up two books and went out, leaving Shen Lang standing there alone.

Isn't it just a book?As a victim of China's exam-oriented education, how many books will she memorize?She memorized it in three days, let's see if Shen Lang dares to underestimate her!

But it turns out that she was too naive. It's not that she couldn't memorize it, but—she didn't know most of the words in these two books.Have you ever seen it? !

So... there is the following scene:

Shen Lang, how do you pronounce this word?

Shen Lang, what does this word read?

Shen Lang, I can't remember this word for a while.

Shen Lang, this word knows me, but I don't know it...

Shen Lang...

Shen Lang finally ran away, "I said, Miss Shen, are you literate or not?"

Shen Qingqing raised her head and said angrily, "Of course I can read, but the characters in this book are so strangely long, I have never seen them before, how can I know them?"

Shen Lang's head was full of black lines and he was speechless, so he had to patiently teach Shen Qingqing to recognize the characters.

Three days have passed, and Shen Qingqing finally read all the characters in the two books.

Another three days passed, and Shen Qingqing was finally able to finish reading the whole book word for word.

However, I don't know how many three days it will take for Shen Qingqing to memorize these inner skills and the names, specific locations and effects of each acupuncture point on the human body.Thinking of this, Shen Qingqing couldn't help but feel a little discouraged. Shen Lang was right. She has suffered so many blows and setbacks before she started. I really don't know if she will be able to persevere.

"What? Have you memorized them all?"

As soon as Shen Qingqing heard the voice here, she straightened her back, sat up straight, and smiled awkwardly, "It's in progress, hehe...it's in progress..."

The rare thing is that Shen Lang didn't scold her today, but said very gently, "It's almost there, come with me, I'll teach you to meditate and adjust your breath."

"Huh? Don't need to endorse?"

"It's not that you don't need to memorize it, it's that it teaches you to combine theory and practice, so that it's easier to remember." Shen Lang patiently explained, in fact, his original intention was just to make Shen Qingqing familiarize himself with these things, so that he wouldn't be able to practice like that Feeling at a loss.It's just looking at Shen Qingqing's confident appearance, deliberately scaring her into memorizing it in three days.

"Then you should have said it earlier, it caused me to memorize it by rote for so long."

"..."

Internal strength is indispensable for those who practice martial arts. Even if Shen Qingqing only practices acupressure and light work, she must first practice internal strength.It's just that internal skills are also divided into levels. What Shen Lang gave her is already the simplest and most basic mental method. Compared with those advanced internal skills, it will be easier to cultivate. Of course, the power will definitely be greatly weakened.However, although the internal strength taught by Shen Lang to Shen Qingqing is not lethal, it is enough to deal with acupuncture and light work.Moreover, this internal strength cannot be completed in a day or two, but needs to be accumulated and practiced step by step.

Cooperating with Shen Lang's guidance, Shen Qingqing began to meditate and adjust her breath. She thought it would be difficult, but unexpectedly, it was very simple. With such an expert as Shen Lang by her side, Shen Qingqing felt more confident Back, success is just around the corner.

Time flies, a few months have passed, Shen Qingqing's internal strength has improved a lot, even Shen Lang praised her, she really is a good material for martial arts.Whenever Shen Lang said this, Shen Qingqing first smiled triumphantly, then raised her head arrogantly and said, "Don't let me learn other things, as I said earlier, I don't learn anything except acupuncture and light kung fu."

But at this time, Shen Lang would keep shaking his head, pretending to regret, "It's a pity...it's a pity that I have such a good body!"

I have to say that Shen Lang is indeed a good and conscientious teacher. Although Shen Qingqing did not suffer less when practicing light kung fu, she is still grateful to him from the bottom of her heart.It's just a pity that Shen Lang refused to teach her acupoints, saying that it was -- whether a man or a woman can kiss or not.

It's indeed a bit inappropriate. Shen Qingqing has long been familiar with the acupuncture points of the human body, so she naturally knows this truth.However, for this acupuncture point, it is definitely not enough to just recognize the acupuncture points, so you have to look a little bit to know!

However, Shen Lang refused to be Shen Qingqing's experimental product even if he died, and it was impossible to demonstrate to her one by one. Therefore, in desperation, Shen Lang carved a wooden figure out of a piece of wood according to the proportion of a normal person, and carved it on the wooden figure. The acupuncture points on the whole body were marked with a pen one by one.

In the first few days, Shen Qingqing was very excited. Although it was a wooden figure, it took Shen Lang more than half a month to carve it, and its proportions were similar to those of normal people. Therefore, at the beginning, Shen Qingqing was excited every day He poked back and forth at the wooden man and refused to stop until his fingers were bloodshot.

However, Shen Qingqing, who loves the new and dislikes the old, is not so easily satisfied. A wooden man is always a wooden man. How can a real person feel comfortable poking it, and the wooden man does not respond to it. In this case, how does she know if the position of the poking is correct?So, Shen Qingqing, who is not afraid of death, turned his thoughts on Shen Lang again.

Going to him directly will definitely not work, because Shen Qingqing has tried countless times, begged, threatened, and pretended to be cute and coquettish. Anyway, she racked her brains and tried everything she could think of, but , Shen Lang's extraordinary insistence on this matter.So, Shen Qingqing thought of one and only way, that is to sneak attack him when he is not paying attention.He would never have expected that Shen Qingqing would sneak up on him, so he would not be on guard against her. In this way, the chance of her sneak attacking success would be greatly increased.

With this idea in mind, Shen Qingqing looked at the right time and prepared to make a move. No, the opportunity came.

In the afternoon of that day, after eating, Shen Lang leaned against the door and closed his eyes to rest his mind. He waited for a long time until he heard his even breathing.With this in mind, Shen Qingqing walked over on tiptoe and called softly, "Shen Lang, Shen Daxia, Shen Dagongzi..."

No response, probably fell asleep.Shen Qingqing snickered in her heart, if you don't let me poke, I will poke!

"Shen Lang..." Shen Qingqing stretched out a hand and shook it in front of him, but there was still no response, then, Shen Qingqing tapped the Fengchi acupoint on Shen Lang's body with lightning speed.

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