"Peg's Diary"

My name is Peige, and I am a Gewuzhizhige, not Bigger’s Ge.Later, my father said that we should stop "investigating things and gaining knowledge", and it was "Xiaogege".

I asked Uncle Jiang what Xiao Gege was, and Uncle Jiang said, she is a demure beauty, huh?Is it like dad?

Later, my father said that I was a person who squatted in the game, and wanted to tell me to squat.

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Time rewinds to half an hour ago.

Pei Rong told his son solemnly: "Father needs a long time to cook, you should drink some milk powder first."

Pei Ge took out his baby bottle - he had long since abandoned the pacifier and used a straw, filled a cup full, and then went outside to drink and play in the open space.

The Jiang family's villas are connected. There is a small yard in front of it, surrounded by iron railings, and the gate is locked. Unless Pei Ge can fly, he can't get out.

Pei Ge lay on the base of the railing, squeezed his small face between the two pillars, blinked at the passers-by outside while drinking milk, and occasionally the small silver bracelet on his wrist jingled on the railing.

The villa is the second building next to the road. From Pei Ge's perspective, it is easy to see the side of the road clearly.

Five social youths with hair dyed differently came out of an Internet cafe cursing after kneeling eight times in a row and losing a lot of points.

Since the whole night, he is hungry and angry, and his face is not very good-looking.

"Didn't it just make a mistake? Have you said enough?"

"You fucking say one more thing?!"

The smell of gunpowder collided, and the five people fisted and kicked each other on the spot, fighting into a ball.

"Don't fight!" Pei Ge suddenly couldn't drink any more milk. He was an enthusiastic citizen with a warm heart.

Holding the baby bottle, he turned around in a hurry, and with his eagle-like eyesight, he caught a glimpse of a tile at the bottom of the railing wall. When he opened it, hey, it was a dog hole leading to the neighbor's house!And the iron door of the neighbor's house was not locked!

The dog hole is so small that children have no concept of getting stuck.

Pei Ge threw the bottle through the dog hole first, then got in after taking off his jacket, squeezed it hard, and rushed over holding the bottle.

"Don't fight!" Pei Ge stood outside the battlefield, clenched his fists, jumped and shouted, "Daddy said no to fight!"

The five of them had a meal and looked around, but they couldn't even find anyone. When they looked underground, they found a child who was a little higher than his knees.

She is really beautiful, but fighting is important.

Pei Xiaoge ran around the battlefield, sadly, no one listened to him.

His head was covered with sweat, and he sucked a mouthful of milk. The scorching battlefield finally came to a conclusion, and a yellow-haired man who was exhausted from hunger flew out and landed at Pei Ge's feet with a thud.

Pei Xiaoge:! ! !

This brother looks like he's going to faint!A wave of emergency help is needed!

He is familiar with Huangmao brother's appearance, he is not the same as himself rolling on the ground with hunger, just give him a bite from his father.

Milk cures all diseases.

He squatted down, hurriedly opened the cap of his bottle, and sucked Huang Mao.

Huangmao:? ? ?

Because he was really hungry, and the little boy's eyes were full of concern and encouragement, descending like an angel, Huangmao took a few mouthfuls subconsciously.

"elder brother?"

Grass, at this moment, the yellow hair was revived with blood.Such a cute little boy looked at it, how could he quit the battle first?

He yelled: "Wang Qun, a fucking kid, you know how to suckle better than you! Have you ever milked me when you are in a group?"

One of the four responded: "You fucking will give it away, just don't die in front of me."

Where there is contrast, there is harm. Huang Mao returned to the arena with grief and indignation.

Pei Ge:? ?

Next, people were pushed out of the competition center one after another. Pei Ge flew into the air with his short legs, crossed the line of fire with a bottle in his arms, and gave a mouthful to anyone who fell to the ground.

The appearance of not being afraid of death made the five of them short-handed, and they couldn't help but shy away from fighting, for fear of sending the nanny away.

In the battle of dignity, everyone who is being suckled has to stand up with one breath.

The one named Wang Qun was probably really bad at being a nanny, so he was chased and beaten.

Pei Ge saw his head dangling, and couldn't help stomping his feet: "You are squatting in the grass! Go around and beat him!"

Wang Qun: "..."

He jumped into the green belt and wiped his nosebleed: "Heh, isn't this brat better at directing than you?"

"You can squat in the grass now? Why can't you play games?"

Pei Ge's small body blocked the gap in the grass, and raised the empty milk bottle: "There is no milk!"

Accompanied by his words, the police car roared up.

For a moment, everyone was silent, and their first reaction was to run. The direction was Jiang's residential area, and Pei Ge subconsciously ran home.

"No one is allowed to run!"

Pei Ge widened his eyes, looked at his empty feeding bottle and fingers, did I do anything?

Moved.

"Uncle policeman, I surrender myself."

The policeman looked at the little boy in front of him, and couldn't touch his head without bending down: "..."

Without the need for the police to do anything, Pei Ge was honest, used both hands and feet, and climbed into the co-driver of the police car by using the milk bottle first and then himself.

Police: Actually, you just want to rub against the police car.

The other five people ran and found that the cub had been arrested, stopped hesitantly, and were all taken away.

"Gathering crowds to fight on the side of the road has a bad impact. Cars come and go, don't die!"

- We don't want to spank either, but he sucks too much.Wherever the person falls, where the milk bottle follows, I'm sorry I'm not Chinese.

"Destroy the green belt, it's public property."

—I don't want to squat in the grass, but he is so right.

Police: "What's your name?"

"Peg."

Pei Ge took out his pocket, stood on tiptoe, took out a 100 yuan bill and handed it to the police.

Police: Bribery?

"Uncle policeman, help me buy some milk for my brothers." Pei Ge was worried, they looked very hungry.He had to drink milk for half an hour, but he drank it up in a few sips.

After finishing speaking, he put his little hands behind his back and squatted against the wall, his posture was more standard than five people.

He was wearing a pure black vest, with a few streaks of ashes from the green belt on his face, and he had the air of "buying cigarettes for my little brother".

Five people: "..." There is no shortage of stuttering, but I am very touched, what's going on?

When Pei Rong arrived, he saw his son squatting among five people, one was small, and the calf of the previous one was enough to cover his whole body.

When they took out their ID card and birth certificate, the policeman recognized Pei Rong immediately.

They were thinking about how this little boy looks so heaven-defying, and his parents have excellent genes, seeing Pei Rong can only be said to be unexpected and reasonable.

The policewoman explained embarrassingly: "I want to hug him, but he likes to squat."

Not to mention that the little boy came to persuade the fight at the beginning, who would be frantic to interrogate a one-and-a-half-year-old boy as a suspect, and dare not even write down the information on paper, for fear of being laughed to death by the people of the whole country.

Pei Rong: "It's okay, let him squat."

He understood what was going on, paid 500 yuan for the green belt, and could take the cub away after signing.

"What about the rest?"

"There were no serious consequences, and he was released after education."

Pei Ge gave the bottle to Wang Qun, lay on his father's shoulder, closed his eyes and fell asleep after a while, because being a baby brother was too tiring.

Wang Qun hugged the strongest prop tightly: "I will play support well."

They will also help Pei Rong keep the child's secret.

Pei Rong: "...Come and play when you have time."

When Pei Rong took the cub away, the people in the police station were reluctant to part with him. This was the youngest cub they had ever "caught", and it was too cute. He didn't cry or make trouble in the police station, and he could still take care of his younger brother.

When Pei Rong went out, he saw a dog hole in the wall with a piece of clothing thrown beside it, so he understood everything.

Jiang Yan heard that the boy was in trouble, so he called to ask after getting off the operating table, and after listening to the whole process: "..."

"It's my fault for forgetting. My neighbor has a dog. My parents like it, so they dug a hole for the dog to come and play."

The hole is really small, even if Pei Ge ate more chicken legs in the first three days, he wouldn't be able to get through.

Jiang Yan said seriously: "Did you starve him thin?"

Pei Rong: "...not fat at all."

Apart from the chubby arms and face, children grow vertically, and Pei Ge exercises a lot.

Sleeping Pei Ge is as quiet as an angel, very confusing, with exquisite eyebrows, eyes, lips and nose, eyelashes fluttering with the ups and downs of his chest, his hair is a little curly after sweating, I don't know who inherited it, Lu Qin and Pei Rong None of that.

"when are you going back to China?"

"Recently, a week of surgery was temporarily arranged, and I also want to go back to China." Jiang Yan encouraged Pei Rong, "Come on, Miss Pei! Your own cub, look at it with tears in your eyes."

Two hours later, Pei Ge woke up hungry. There was no braised pork, only a boiled egg.

Pei Rong ordered a meaty crab pot and ate it with white rice.

Pei Ge rolled the eggs around on the table, slowly peeled off the shells, and dipped them into the crab soup when his father wasn't paying attention.

Pei Rong knocked on the table, and said flatly: "You are someone who has squatted before, so why not just call it squat in the future, and leave a record of your name."

Pei Ge bit the egg, not knowing why: "Good dad."

Pei Rong remembered that Patriarch Bodhi said to Sun Wukong: If you cause trouble in the future, just don't tell me that you are a teacher.

Pei Rong picked up two boiled broad beans and put them in his son's bowl: "Honey, promise me, don't say your last name is Pei when you go out and commit crimes."

Pei Ge: "Huh?"

Pei Rong: "Say your surname is Lu."

When Pei Zuo squat was full, Pei Rong said: "Did you do anything wrong today?"

Pei squatted and scratched his face: "I... I should call the police uncle first."

Pei Rong touched his head: "Yes, what if they come to beat you together."

Pei Ge nodded: "Not in the future."

The baby boy is very tired, so it's better to do it alone.

Pei Rong: "What else?"

Pei squatted and raised his head: "Huh?"

Pei Rong: "Don't make persuading a fight like a fight."

……

Lu Qin's secretary 007 squatted at the airport for five days, but there was no trace of Pei Rong, so he had no choice but to go back home.

On the other hand, Ms. Jiang arranged a bunch of blind dates for Lu Qin.

"If you have a partner, regardless of gender, mom won't rush you. But you don't have one now! What's it like to work all day? I don't remember giving birth to a robot."

"Other people's grandchildren know how to make soy sauce. It's time for you to meet some new people. Your dad's birthday is next week, so I'll ask you if you'll come back for dinner."

If you want to go home for dinner, eat with your blind date the day before.

"This time the little girl looks very good, really, I won't lie to you."

According to Pei Rong's appearance, Ms. Jiang guessed her son's face. Although she couldn't find anyone who was better-looking than Pei Rong, men and women were both beautiful in their own way, so they couldn't be compared together. That girl definitely made Lu Qin's eyes shine.

Lu Qin had previously rejected several partners arranged by Ms. Jiang with the method of "making it clear before eating that he does not want to get married". The rejection was very efficient. Instead of explaining to Ms. Jiang that his focus is on his career, it would be easier to just go to dinner .

People always have to eat.

Ms. Jiang: "Miss Lin has set the time and place, Green Manor, let's go to have fun by the way, stay overnight there when it's late, don't come back."

"Don't say there's something wrong with the company, I'll get your dad to go to work."

……

Pei Rong lived in Jiang's villa for three days and then moved back. After all, Pei Ge was made to eat boiled water every day, which was healthy but pitiful.

The weeds in the orchards and flower beds are clean, which is very reassuring.

The place is big, and Pei Rong tried to climb the tree, but he was not a panda cub, so he could only fall into a bear. Pei Rong surrounded the tree with a thick sponge to cushion him.

Catching Pei Ge who had slid down again, Pei Rong took off his armor gloves, squatted down and said, "Pei Kuo Zuo, let's go fishing."

Fishing is an activity that tests patience and needs to be kept quiet, especially suitable for Pei squat who is jumping up and down.

Pei Rong read some educational textbooks and planned to tell his son the story of "kitten fishing".

An active cat that flutters butterflies cannot catch fish.

Save Pei Ge's worries. As the boss, he has more time to go to his own property, Green Manor.

He took out the dusty fishing rod and was not very skilled in hanging the bait.

Pei Ge squatted aside, watching curiously.

Pei Rong vainly said: "Cough, you were not born the last time you went fishing, so you're a little raw."

Mr. Lu's service is considerate, he doesn't even need to hang the bait himself, I hope Pei Ge will learn it soon.

"Dad caught a lot last time, so much—"

"Wow--!"

The fishhook hangs down into the lake, causing a ripple.

"Keep watching and don't get distracted. If the buoy sinks, call Dad." Pei Rong moved the recliner and closed his eyes peacefully.

Well, that's how fishing should be. Whether there are any fish hooked is second, and the most important thing is to cultivate one's morality and mentality.

"Okay." Pei squatted on the small stool and propped his chin, staring intently.

After 10 minutes, there was no movement on the lake. He turned his head to look at his father, and left his butt off the chair.

Pei Rong said: "You can't catch fish like this."

Pei squatted and whispered: "I'll go to the house to drink some water."

"Okay." Pei Rong snorted from his nose, and later came to teach him that half-hearted efforts will lead to nothing.

Pei squatted back and forth several times quickly.

Pei Rong pretended not to hear it, and gave an example together.

It wasn't until he heard the sound of pouring water that he turned his head to see what he was doing again, and his fist hardened.

Pei Kuozuo moved four bricks and a handful of dead branches from the orchard, and was exhausted.I also went to the kitchen to get a small pot, borrowed a lighter from Uncle Zhang, piled bricks on the pot, poured the boiled water from the baby bottle into the pot, and tapped the lighter to light the fire. The strength of breastfeeding is not enough.

Seeing his father looking over, the guilty conscience flashed across Pei Kuozuo's face, and he handed the lighter to his father, "I will keep the dangerous things for my father."

He compared three: "Dad, I want three fish."

Dad has two and I have one.

"When will the fish be caught!"

Everything was ready, Pei squatted and looked at his father expectantly, his eyes implying silent urging.

Pei Rong, who has never caught a fish independently: "..."

Dream back to the island pier.

I have said it a hundred times, the essence of fishing is not like this! ! !

Pei Rong squeezed out a smile: "We have to wait a little longer."

He stared at the buoy unrequitedly, and thought to himself: You should go find your father who can make nests, or find your father who can make nests...

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