Countdown to Yin Yang Classics

Looking at the Monkey King who kept approaching him, another incredible thought suddenly flashed in Cheng Yu's mind.

"Stop it all!" he yelled.

Sure enough, after hearing the voice, the two Monkey King and Gu Shi stopped and looked at Cheng Yu in unison.

The same is true for everyone, looking at him together.

Because I don't understand why he did it.

"Listen to me, listen to me first, okay? Peace is the most important thing for us, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. I heard that if the substitute teacher and classmates do it, they will be punished. You don't want to be punished yourself, do you?" He asked his grandma just now and came to this conclusion, hoping to bluff them now.

Cheng Yu looked calm and composed on the surface, but in fact, he was already uneasy in his heart.

After all, the combat power of this mechanical puppet lies there.

Although he wasn't afraid to fight them alone, there were so many people present that he couldn't take the risk.

In this powerful mechanical puppet, as long as it is in this campus, it must abide by the rules of the school.This is why even though grandma always looks like she dislikes him, she doesn't really hurt him.

Because the rules are there, no one can easily break them.

This sentence was like an imperial decree, a spell to stop fighting and stop fighting, so that the two great sages who could not distinguish between true and false had to bow their heads to Cheng Yu.Because once they fouled, their fate would be the same as that of Hong Hongmei.

This truce is a truce, but this issue is still in front of Cheng Yu.

When he called Gu, Huang Tai and old K asked them to guard the front and back doors of the classroom respectively.Let the others hide behind you respectively.

After doing all this, Cheng Yu took his heart into consideration and started his own performance.

I saw him pull a chair and sit down, looking back and forth at the two Monkey Kings.

Suddenly, he chuckled and asked, "Teachers, why do you want to play Monkey King?"

The two Monkey Kings: "..."

Everyone: "..."

What's the problem?

Seeing that the two could not answer, Cheng Yu said again: "I guess it is to confuse us. One of you is a real substitute teacher, and the other is a repeater. The purpose of the substitute teacher is not to let us pass the test, and the purpose of the repeater is It is to replace the substitute teacher. It seems that we are united with the repeater, but it is not. Because once the repeater is found, it means that we have to send him back to the original class, while the real substitute teacher, will Accept punishment according to school regulations.

Therefore, in this seemingly three-party game, in fact, from the beginning to the end, it is you who unite to deal with us.The more seamlessly you work together and the longer it takes, the more dangerous we are as students. "

The grandma sitting on the ancient tree turned her head, glanced at the classroom where Cheng Yu was, and muttered, "Finally realized the problem."

Could he be the one that Master Heiqi said could change the rules of this world?

inside the classroom.

Because of Cheng Yu's words, the two Monkey Kings began to look nervous.

However, Cheng Yu found that even so, their actions were still the same, and it was still impossible to tell the truth from the fake just like this.

Cheng Yu decided to be shameless once. Although he hadn't used this skill for a long time, he didn't mind using it here, in this situation.

He turned to Gu Shi and said, "After I finish asking all the questions later, you remember to come and catch me, remember to be quick."

Gu Shi had a question mark on his face: "..."

"Remember!" Cheng Yu yelled at him one last time.

Everyone is also unclear.

Everything that needs to be explained is explained, and the next step is his solo show of Cheng Yu.

He took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

Finally, he glanced left and right at the two Great Sages Equaling Heaven, smiled slightly, and said, "Please come to the middle of the classroom, both of you." After speaking, he also walked towards the middle of the classroom.

"Thank you two Great Sages for your cooperation. Then, how about we play a small game?" He said with a smile.

The two great saints nodded at the same time.

Cheng Yu let out a sly smile, and then said slowly: "How many tribulations have you two gone through to follow Tang Monk to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"Ninety-nine and 81 difficulties." The two Monkey Kings replied at the same time.

In the crowd, Wang Luo looked at Cheng Yu and complained: "Do you still need to ask such a stupid question? I have never seen "Journey to the West" and I know it."

You Jia kicked him directly: "No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak!"

Huang Tai covered his mouth and smiled.

The rest looked at Cheng Yu intently.

Cheng Yu lowered his eyes and said softly: "The two answers are correct. Then the next question: The underworld is full of phenomena. When the real and fake Monkey King were distinguished, the two real and fake Monkey Kings were the guides who listened carefully on the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Then I went to Leiyin Temple in Xitian and met the Tathagata. Excuse me, a Bodhisattva’s mount can detect the truth and falsehood. How can we dare not disclose the truth of the two great sages in the underworld where the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha and the Ten Temples of Yama sit? And fake?"

This question made not only the two Monkey Kings dumbfounded, but also the others.

"How do you know so clearly? Have you read the original "Journey to the West"?" Huang Tai asked curiously.

Cheng Yu smiled, scratched the hair on the back of his head, and was a little embarrassed: "...Hey, how do you say it? I haven't read the original book much, and most of it is from movies and TV dramas. The reason why I know this is because I listen to other people's nonsense. Yes. It’s just that there are some bosses and some companies who advocate such a messy concept of the spirit and team awareness of Journey to the West in the workplace. When I was an intern in my senior year, the bosses in the company liked to do this, and they called it This is the corporate culture. Out of curiosity, I have a deep understanding of the company's corporate culture and the way to survive in the workplace. Hahaha, I didn't expect it to be useful today."

"How?" Gu Shi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke.

Cheng Yu immediately looked at him and explained carefully: "Di Ting is a psychic animal in Chinese mythology. Since ancient times, the psychic animal must have an extraordinary ability to watch the house. The ability of Di Ting lies in seeing the truth. The fake Monkey King didn't say anything clearly, but led the two of them to Xitian Tathagata to solve it.

In fact, in this paragraph, we all overlooked an important point of information, that is why Truth Ting found out the true and false Monkey King, but did not explain it face to face.Because through the use of abilities, Di Ting knows the truth that others do not know.It is also the most secretive point about the truth and falsehood of the Monkey King in "Journey to the West".According to what Di Ting said, all things in the world, all Buddhas and myriad ways, immortals, demons, human beings, ghosts and gods, are all within Zhou Tian.But the Tathagata changed his normal routine and pulled out a story about the four monkeys in the world, which he spoke with certainty.In the main hall, none of the bodhisattvas and arhats refuted.Don't you think this situation is a bit like a common workplace phenomenon in our real life? "

Huang Tai asked: "What workplace phenomenon?"

Cheng Yu looked at the only professional person in the classroom, and he said, "Jinke, please answer me!"

Xu Yin is not here, old K's career is too marginal, not in his consideration.As for the others, Xu Ting is still in junior high school, You Jia and Wang Luo are just like him, just graduated from university, and Mrs. Huang has never been to work seriously. Elaborate on the problem.

Suddenly being named, Jinke trembled.Surrounded by Huang Tai and pushed to the front of the crowd, he tremblingly said, "Actually, I, our financial industry, are the most particular about..."

"Don't be nervous." Cheng Yu stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and encouraged him.

Jin Ke nodded, said 'um', and continued: "Actually, in the workplace, especially successful people themselves as bosses, they, um, no, we all like to instill the teamwork spirit in Journey to the West, but As a boss, I don’t want employees to like Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. Because one is too disobedient and the other is too lazy, only Drifting and Bailongma are liked by most companies—”

"What does this have to do with our classroom tests?" the two Monkey Kings spoke and interrupted Jin Ke.

Cheng Yu looked at both sides, and finally waved his hands to let Huang Tai go back. He said, "Of course it has something to do with it. It has a lot to do with it. The two great sages, oh no, it should be the substitute teacher Qi Tian and the repeater XX, forgive me I don’t know your name for the time being. Among you, to put it bluntly, only one can stay in the end, but the one who stays may not be able to live to the end, because living to the end depends on your value contribution.”

The two Great Sages Equaling Heaven raised their eyes in an instant, staring at Cheng Yu with anger.

"I advise you two not to do anything, otherwise the worst result is that I may not survive, but you will die, and the death will be miserable! Since we are here, we have to abide by the rules of the game here, Isn't it? Two, don't worry, listen to me slowly. "

There is a saying, 'If you come, you will be safe', Cheng Yu knew it very well.But he knows better that the word rule has always restrained the weak in this weird campus where the weak prey on the strong.And he, Cheng Yu, has never been a good boy who is content with the status quo.

This kind of life and death field full of restraint and weird atmosphere, tell them the rules, unless you think your own life is too big.

He has always liked to take the initiative.

Gu Shi seemed to understand Cheng Yu's intentions, and he was breaking down the bottom line of the substitute teacher and repeaters step by step.

But at the same time, he was puzzled, what did Cheng Yu's phrase 'remember to catch him' mean?

Could it be possible for him to faint directly as a living person?

Cheng Yu continued: "Let's take back the topic just now. We just said that the only way for you to survive is to depend on your value. But what I want to tell you is that unfortunately, you met us. And we, It is to end your surplus value.

Substitute teacher Monkey King, although I don't know whether you are a new official or a cliché, but there is no doubt that you definitely want us to lose.Because only if we lose, will you have the chance to gain the power of freedom within this floor of this building.

As for the repeater, so-and-so, I'm sorry, because the strength gap between us is too great, you may be the strongest among the repeaters, that's why you were selected here.But I still say what I just said, unfortunately, your opponent is our group. "

"What on earth are you trying to say!" The two Monkey Kings beat the ground with one arm at the same time, instantly smashing out two big holes in the classroom.

After hearing the voice, the grandma in the ancient book yelled: "Destroy public property, and make a small demerit once."

The two Monkey Kings in the classroom were startled, and restrained themselves one after another.

Cheng Yu snickered a little: "Two big holes have been smashed out, and I only recorded a minor demerit once. Tsk tsk tsk, this punishment is too light!"

As soon as the words fell, grandma's figure flickered, and she had already reached the door of the classroom, and a cold voice sounded: "It's not them, it's you."

Cheng Yu turned around: "Huh???"

me what?

"The damage to the public property was all caused by your words, so this demerit should be recorded on your head." After the grandma finished speaking, she turned around gracefully, hummed a little song and jumped back to the old tree to rest.

Cheng Yu: "..."

What is this!How can this be counted on me?

Did it on purpose, are you old?

However, grandma's sudden appearance and disappearance really frightened the two Monkey Kings in the classroom.

Now that grandma has spoken, Cheng Yu plans to make a quick decision.

He relaxed and took a few deep breaths.Then, everyone was asked to go to the back door of the classroom, and let the two Monkey Kings come to the front podium, and he stood beside Gu Shi.Hold your head high and be confident.

Cheng Yu: "Who was Sun Wukong's first master?"

Two Great Sages Equaling Heaven: "Bodhi Patriarch."

"Why does Sun Wukong always bully Zhu Bajie?"

"Because he deserves a beating."

"Sun Wukong has become a fighting and defeating Buddha, so has the curse on his head gone?"

"It's time to go."

"Why didn't Tang Seng of Daughter Country stay?"

"Because I want to learn scriptures from the west and promote Buddhism."

Gu Shi stared at Cheng Yu, unconsciously, he felt that Cheng Yu's speed was accelerating, and the questions he asked were very strange.Cheng Yu became more and more excited as the time went by.

"Tang Seng named Sun Wukong Sun Xingzhe, why didn't he call him Xingzhe later, but Wukong instead?"

The two Monkey Kings: "..."

"Tang Monk accused Sun Wukong of killing, why did he use tiger skin to make clothes for him?"

"..."

"Why is Sun Wukong the most scolded, even though he contributed the most on the way to learn the scriptures?"

"..."

"Since the Tathagata said that the four monkeys are mixed in the world, why don't you see the other two monkeys making trouble?"

"..."

"When Sun Wukong was the Monkey King, how many monkey grandchildren were there in Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave?"

"..."

"Sun Wukong once plucked his hair and blown his soldiers, which is what we often call "scattering beans into soldiers". Then, how many monkey hairs are left on his body after learning from the Western Paradise?"

"..."

"Hahahahaha~" In the crowd, Huang Tai and Jinke couldn't help laughing.You Jia and Xu Ting also had smiles on their faces, and old K also had a rare slight smile, Wang Luo looked at You Jia and followed suit.

Gu Shi looked at Cheng Yu seriously.

He found that the situation of the two Monkey Kings was not right.

"Don't ask! Don't ask! Don't, don't ask! Pfft—" One of the Monkey King knelt down on the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood, fixed his eyes on Cheng Yu, and shouted: "...don't ask I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know..."

Cheng Yu restrained himself from looking at the blood on the ground, he said, "It seems that you are the repeater, so the one next to you is our substitute teacher, Great Sage Qi Tian."

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a little dizzy, staggered, and his eyes began to faint.

"Cheng Yu—"

He fell heavily on the ground, looking at the blurred face in his vision, Cheng Yu cursed: "Bastard, remember to catch me after you said it, or let me fall..."

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