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That night, Liu Jun washed the gold nuggets first and then washed a bed sheet. A beautiful night was ruined by Ling Yunyang and Lu Jiuheng.

The next day, Liu Jun sat in the consultation room waiting for the zombies who came to see him as usual.

The female zombie sitting opposite Liu Jun growled softly, speaking of her demands.

Liu Jun sketched on the board while listening, and when the female zombie stopped growling, Liu Jun said, "According to your request, you need to move your whole body."

"Including facial bone removal, leg liposuction..."

Liu Jun told the female zombie the names of the operations recorded on the board one by one.

"The consultation fee is about..."

Hearing those things, the female zombie's hands trembling slightly, she put an object on the table and looked at Liu Jun's reaction timidly.

"Where did the customer find this?"

After listening to the female zombie's answer, Liu Jun first raised his eyebrows, then put down the board, and said to the female zombie: "Please follow the doctor to the operating room, and I will come later."

It's done.

When the female zombie heard the words, she jumped up and down and followed the doctor away. It knew that Dr. Liu would definitely like this shiny thing.

When the door of the consulting room was completely closed, Liu Jun picked up the shiny thing with tweezers. If he guessed correctly, it should be a cracked shell of a bomb. Liu Jun knew very little about this kind of thing.

In the early years when human beings had enough ammunition, Liu Jun had seen some similar things. In recent years, such things have become less and less, and Liu Jun is holding this in his hand. It is a new type of bomb that Liu Jun has never seen in these years. Shell case.

interesting.

Liu Jun lowered his eyes, those human beings won't really wake up from the drunken dream.

It's just that they awakened a little later, Ling Yunyang's little thing is not as easy to deal with as Lu Jiuheng.

Liu Jun played with the shiny pieces for a while, wiped them clean with a wet towel, and put them in his pocket. Anyway, this is also a piece of information about human progress.

The lights in the operating room were as cold and white as ever. Liu Jun was pinching a thin needle in his hand and was concentrating on finishing the female zombie's legs when suddenly there were low roars and intermittent reprimands from the zombies outside the door.

"Okay, be careful not to exercise a lot these days."

The female zombie reached out to touch her thin face and calf, and thanked Liu Jun.

Liu Jun waved his hand to indicate that you are welcome, and asked the nurse to take the guest out.

The noise outside the door continued, and those Liu Jun's subordinates spoke more and more harshly.

After washing his hands slowly, Liu Jun opened the door of the operating room.

Ling Yunyang stood wetly in the hall, several zombies pointed around it, and several zombies complained to each other about this dirty thing.

This is the floor they just mopped. This little thing left black footprints on the floor, causing them to mop it again.

Liu Jun looked at the few zombies in his family who were not afraid of death, maybe they stayed in the nest for too long, and forgot that high-level zombies can wring their heads off with bare hands.

But seeing Ling Yunyang's deflated appearance, Liu Jun felt a little relieved.

But the words from Liu Jun's subordinates became more and more unclean, and Liu Jun could even see the faint red light in Ling Yunyang's eyes.

"Shut up, I've never seen you talk so much, and your mouth is so dirty, let me mop you with a mop?" Liu Jun's tone was no longer as cold as usual, and there was a bit of anger in it.

He continued to reprimand his subordinates: "Is it because you haven't read enough books? Did the book teach you to scold your companions like this? Read more books for me."

The reprimanded subordinate looked at me and looked at you, bowed his head in shame at Liu Jun's words, and left in despair.

The minds of the zombies were full of regrets that they had made the boss unhappy.

Although their boss has always been cold and cold, they know how much the boss has suffered from the king in order to protect them.

They can't wait to stick to the boss directly, and now it's all right, let the boss directly catch their fault, and regret it so much.

Liu Jun also didn't expect that the zombie being picked on was Ling Yunyang, and with Ling Yunyang's temperament, it was strange that he didn't twist off the heads of these zombies on the spot.

"Why don't you follow Kong Yuyuan well, what are you doing here?"

Through the cloak, Ling Yunyang looked up at Liu Jun, who was a little taller than him, and instead of answering Liu Jun's question, he asked naively and with some hesitation: "Books... what are they... do you eat?"

Liu Jun was taken aback by this question, Ling Yunyang's whole body was wet, and with the close-fitting cloak, he looked like a black-feathered hen drenched in rain, with a few red petals on the wet cloak above his head.

"You just have to remember that books are good things."

A question arose in Liu Jun's mind, he frowned and asked Ling Yunyang: "You don't know how to read?"

"The word is... what... can I eat..."

Liu Jun: "..."

Lu Jiuheng is an illiterate boss, why is there another illiterate boss? If this continues, the cultural level of the zombie world will be lowered.

Liu Jun tried to loosen his brows, and asked again: "What are you doing here?"

Uncommonly, Ling Yunyang became a little awkward, and he stammered: "That...that thing is for me..."

"Forget it, let me tell you, Boss Liu."

Kong Yuyuan stepped on high heels and walked to Ling Yunyang's side, put a clean green bath towel on Ling Yunyang's shoulder, and began to explain to Liu Jun.

Although Kong Yuyuan did not reach the level of cleanliness like Liu Jun, she was still a clean female zombie.

If he wanted to find out that he was comparable to Liu Jun, he probably looked at zombies better than Liu Jun. When he saw Ling Yunyang, he had already noticed the unusual aura of this zombie.

This zombie is so simple that it only has one thing in its mind: fighting.

And Ling Yunyang obviously has a lot of interest in Liu Jun, Kong Yuyuan originally wanted to wait for Ling Yunyang to choose Liu Jun, and watch the show by himself.

I didn't expect this little thing to choose me. Although I don't have to take the risk to investigate Lu Jiuheng's affairs on the human side, this little thing is not an easy guy to dismiss.

So Kong Yuyuan didn't take it back to the underground parking lot, nor took it to Su Man's residence, but found another spacious residence, planning to teach Ling Yunyang here.

It's just that Kong Yuyuan didn't expect it to fall down at the first step - taking a bath.

The little guy was as dirty as if he had just been dug out of a ditch, and the mud on his feet was dryly stuck to his feet. Kong Yuyuan patiently coaxed it to take a bath with a smile like a big sister.

Ling Yunyang didn't seem to have much hostility towards Kong Yuyuan, but he didn't like Kong Yuyuan's touch, so he followed Kong Yuyuan obediently to the bathing place, but when he saw the pot of pink bath water soaked with petals, his footsteps Start to retreat.

It doesn't like water, and it doesn't like those powdery things that look sweet.

However, it has not fully evolved into a high-level zombie after all, and was finally thrown into the bathtub by Kong Yuyuan. It smelled the occasional smell of smoke outside the door, kicked through the wall, and ran away with wet water stains out.

Kong Yuyuan looked at the fast-running figure through the hole in the wall and took a deep breath of cigarette instead of chasing it: It won't cause a big trouble and come back.

"In the end, it ran to you." Kong Yuyuan shrugged helplessly, seemingly helpless, then smiled and teased Liu Jun, "This baby Ling won't have anything to do with Boss Liu, right? "

It didn't go anywhere else, but came to Liu Jun, as if Liu Jun had some special meaning for it.

How can Liu Jun say that this little thing likes to fight with him, it seems that he is bullying the little thing, Liu Jun looked directly at Kong Yuyuan's slightly playful eyes, and clicked: "Don't ask me about my affairs, you should put it away quickly." Take it back."

"I...I don't... want to take a bath..." Ling Yunyang glanced at Liu Jun dissatisfiedly, it pretended to be so obedient, and didn't even move those zombies, in case Liu Jun would get angry and not fight with it.

"I also want to catch it back. The key is that it's too dirty." Kong Yuyuan seemed to have been waiting for Liu Jun's words. She teased her bangs and said, "I have a request. promise."

"Give it a bath for me. Of course, I also know that Boss Liu doesn't trade at a loss. I will provide Boss Liu with what he wants."

"For example, your sister..."

Liu Jun's eyes became dangerous in an instant, Kong Yuyuan forced Liu Jun's horrifying eyes, and hooked the corners of his lips stiffly: "Boss Liu, don't be angry, I only grasped your information to live more comfortably. .”

"I don't know much. In the past few years, Boss Liu, you have been going to humans less and less often. Last year, you only went five times."

"There is only one piece of information that I can provide to Boss Liu. Boss Liu's sister is in a place that Boss Liu can't reach."

For the first time, Liu Jun felt that Kong Yuyuan, a female zombie who seemed to have nothing to do with the world, was very scary, and the look in Kong Yuyuan's eyes changed.

"How about it, isn't it bad?"

Since Kong Yuyuan can accurately say how many times she has been to human settlements, the information about Liu Lan is probably correct.

"come over."

Liu Jun waved to Ling Yunyang, unwilling to talk to Kong Yuyuan who was always smiling.

Obviously, Ling Yunyang prefers to deal with Liu Jun than Kong Yuyuan. It slowly approached Liu Jun, took a step, and left a dirty footprint on the spot, which made Liu Jun's scalp tingle.

"You wait here." After speaking, Liu Jun went to another room.

Ling Yunyang stood obediently on the spot, and Kong Yuyuan suddenly laughed out loud, teasing Ling Yunyang: "You are so obedient, you look like a person, don't you also like Boss Liu?"

Ling Yunyang shook his head, like, what is like?

It just thinks it's fun to fight this zombie. Before it has enough strength, pleasing the prey and making the prey happy is the means to keep the prey.

On the day when it can beat its prey, it will break off the limbs of the prey with its own hands and eat him bite by bite. This is the most correct hunting mode.

A grunting sound came from afar, and Kong Yuyuan shut her mouth at the right time. When she saw the small cart in Liu Jun's hand, she couldn't help laughing. It seemed that Boss Liu's obsession with cleanliness had reached a certain level.

"Why are you standing there in a daze? Why don't you go in soon?" Liu Jun looked at Ling Yunyang who was in a daze.

Ling Yunyang also seemed a little at a loss, looking into Liu Jun's eyes, the zombie didn't seem to be joking, it slowly stretched its legs and squatted into the small cart, and moved forward slowly with grunts.

Kong Yuyuan sat bored and lazily in the hall watching Liu Jun's subordinates bustling around, all of them were clean like human beings, she was so envious.

Until a familiar figure appeared in front of Kong Yuyuan, it looked at Xie Yubei with a smile on its face, and said to him meaningfully: "Boss Liu has a new love."

Sure enough, Xie Yubei paused, and glanced at Kong Yuyuan, who was sitting in an improper posture, her dark eyes were covered with a layer of frost, the coldness made Kong Yuyuan regret what she said.

Xie Yubei spoke slowly, but his lips trembled slightly: "You are talking nonsense."

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