Secondary disease of rebirth

Will there be someone more unlucky than Lian Ye in this world?

He lost his parents since he was a child, and has been living with his uncle who has never been in a relationship and is planning to marry his right hand and be single until his death.It is common for him to fall several times a day. It is necessary for him to walk in front of a residential building and drop a vase and throw it at him. If he walks by the lake, no matter how far away he is, he will be bound by various small things as if there is an invisible hand , abruptly dragged him into the lake.

Not to mention the miserable life experience, not to mention the poor family relationship, not to mention the bad luck, the most important thing is that he is the kind of person who is the most frivolous and the thinnest.

How hard is the horoscope?If you are weak, it is fine to suffer from serious and minor illnesses. The most important thing is that you are easy to get into "dirty things".

What is "dirty things" again? This word is used by the older generation, and those evil spirits and ghosts are collectively referred to as "dirty things".

And Lian Ye has been haunted by these things since he was a child. The fortune tellers said that he would not live to be 18. It happened that he had a good cousin who was proficient in numerology and feng shui.Let him point out all the decorations in his house, even his name and the color of his daily clothes, whether he should take the left leg or the right leg when he goes out, and whether he should turn left or right at the first intersection after going out.

Perhaps thanks to his relationship, Lian Ye was able to live to be 24 years old.

Helpless this year, Lian Ye's uncle did all the calculations but he didn't count on his own disaster. When he was changing the fuse, he fell off the ladder. The height was obviously less than one meter, but he just fell into a severe coma , after three days of rescue, he was still unconscious.

Some people said that he was bewitched by a ghost, some said that he had done too much fortune-telling and miscalculated his own life, and some said that he was a surrogate for Lian Ye.

There are all sorts of strange things to say, anyway, the last thing we can know is that Lian Ye is the only one left to live.

This Lian Ye is also a strange master. He has encountered so many strange things since he was a child, and he has walked on the edge of life and death several times. If you think this person should restrain himself a bit.

But he doesn't, he always feels that he is unique in the world, he was born to save the world, and these tribulations are just stumbling blocks on his way to becoming a fairy or becoming a national hero.

Yes, Lian Ye is a patient with secondary illness, and the illness is not serious.

Lian Ye went to the hospital to see his cousin that day, but he was still in a coma, as if his time was approaching.

Lian Ye's face was indifferent, not even the slightest bit sad.With his big hands, he bypassed the power cords on those tangled and messy medical equipment, picked up an orange that the patient in the next bed accidentally left on the ground, blew a few mouthfuls of dust on it, and began to peel it.

"Old man, you are also very lucky. You can live with the noble me for so long. Even if you go this time, you must die without regret." He said without hesitation, and split the orange into two pieces , Put half of it in your mouth and chew it.

When the patients in the same ward heard what he said, they all turned their eyes in surprise, wanting to see how "noble" this man was.

Lian Ye looks good, 1.8 meters tall, with a strong figure, and the one with sword eyebrows and starry eyes is called a heroic and handsome man.I don't know if it's because I've been in the house for too long or something, my hair is messed up, and I don't know how many years I have worn the clothes on my body. Not to mention the old styles, they have turned white after washing.

And his expression of facial paralysis that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, as if everything in the world is like grass, such a "noble" person, the rest of the people in the ward were secretly stunned.

"I eat and sell everything at home. I really don't have much money, and I can't afford your medical expenses. So I'm going to run away now. If you can still wake up, pay the medical expenses first." Come find me again." When Lian Ye said this, his tone was flat, and the other passers-by, A and B, were secretly startled.

After Lian Ye finished speaking, he stuffed another piece of orange into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Take care, old man." Then he walked to the window with strides like a shooting star, put his left hand on the window sill, and turned over gracefully.

Everyone present was stunned, this is the third floor...

I only heard Dong's muffled sound, followed by another sentence, "Damn it!"

Lian Ye is pretentious by nature, he likes to pretend to be handsome, and he has forgotten which floor it is. Fortunately, there is grass underneath, but his butt hurts badly if he falls, otherwise the hospital will come out with a stretcher and take him directly to the emergency room up.

He felt very ashamed, coughed lightly, got up and patted the weeds on his body indifferently, raised his long legs, stepped across the flower bed, and walked towards the gate.

He felt that the world revolved around him, no matter what he did or said, the world would be cheered up, so how could something happen to such an existence?

Lian Ye just came out of the hospital and came to the zebra crossing to cross the road. He put his head slightly down and put his hands in his trouser pockets. He didn't even look at whether the red light was green or not.

He didn't know that those eyes were not admiring him for being cool at all, but like looking at a fool...

At this time, a red car drove up, and Big Bang's heavy metal music was playing in the car.The owner of the car is a very fashionable woman, and she is quickly pressing the touch screen mobile phone with her hand full of Danko-like fake nails. She is sending a text message to her spare tire boyfriend, asking him to buy two donkey bags for her.

She looked up and saw that it was a green light, and there were not many vehicles, so she lowered her head and continued to look at her phone.

One looked down at the mobile phone, and the other looked down at the road in a serious manner. The result can be imagined...

Passers-by exclaimed for a while, but the female owner of the red car couldn't hear it, and Lian Ye raised his head suspiciously. The small car had already approached and wanted to avoid it, but his legs didn't listen at all...

And the female car owner typed the last sentence in the text message to her spare tire boyfriend. When she was about to press send, she looked up and saw Lian Ye in front of the car. She was so shocked that she wanted to step on the brakes. It is so easy to control.

The speed of the car did not slow down at all, and it rushed straight towards Lian Ye. All the pictures of his life flashed before his eyes like a revolving lantern at this moment.Suddenly, I heard a cold breeze blowing by my ears, accompanied by the faint laughter...

That voice was indescribably pleasant, deep, magnetic and clear, and also indescribably alluring.Bewitched by the laughter, Lian Ye couldn't find Bei at all, and even stood there blankly.

Suddenly, his whole body trembled, as if he had been electrocuted, or swallowed some extremely cold object. After a moment of stiffness, he lost consciousness.

All this happened in an instant, and other passers-by saw Lian Ye twisting in a strange posture, and then straightened his body to face the speeding car.

The timid people closed their eyes in fright, but the rest of them saw it clearly. When the red car hit Lian Ye, they only heard a loud noise.He was knocked into the air, flipped a few times in the air, and fell hard into the distance.

It would be miserable not to die like this, everyone couldn't help but sigh, crossing the road is wrong after all.

"Mom, look at that car."

Suddenly, an immature child's voice drew everyone's attention back to the middle of the road. The red car had already stopped, and its condition was even more serious than Lian Ye's...

The entire front of the car is completely dented, and it can be seen from the broken glass that the airbag has popped up, filling the cab, and the scarlet spots on the airbag can be seen vaguely...

Looking at Lian Ye who was knocked into the air, he got up slowly and unscathed. He staggered as soon as he got up, and spat, "Huh... haven't you gotten used to this body yet?" He lowered his head, no one could I can see his expression.

It was a shocking thing that a human being of flesh and blood collided with a car without any damage, and everyone was stunned.

Lian Ye had also regained consciousness a long time ago, and just wanted to cover up the embarrassing fact that he couldn't stand firmly.But his body was so cold, as if he had slept in the snow all night.I couldn't help shivering, and my thoughts came back.

Didn't he just get hit by a car?

He raised his eyes and looked forward again. He was nearly [-] meters away from the zebra crossing where he was standing just now.

Lian Ye saw that the pretentious nature in his bones came out again, he patted the dust that didn't exist on his body, and sneered, "Stupid human beings."

After the words fell, he raised his legs and strode away from here, leaving everyone with a "chicken" back with a chicken coop-like hairstyle and washed-up white and worn-out sportswear.

I'm really different, I definitely have superpowers.

This is the only thought in Lian Ye's mind right now.

Back in the hut that he rented with his uncle, Lian Ye was not panicked after the car accident at all, but excited.As soon as he entered the door, he began to take off his clothes, and then left, making strange calls from time to time.

"Oh ha ha, oh ha ha..." With an exaggerated and strange smile, he walked to the wardrobe in the bedroom, where there was a floor-to-ceiling mirror.

Lian Ye pointed at the naked young man in the mirror, and said emphatically, "Call you Superman, do you dare to agree?"

Then he replied in his own voice: "Where is the evildoer? Believe it or not, I will slap you to death?"

Immediately afterwards, there was another burst of talking to himself, directing, acting, and entertaining himself. Lian Ye's nervous state was very different from his cold appearance outside.Who would have thought that the amazingly weak Lian Ye, who has been in trouble since childhood, is such a second-year student in private...

The warm autumn sun at noon poured in from the window, reflecting on Lian Ye's healthy and well-proportioned body, his healthy honey-colored skin seemed to be shining brightly, his slender and straight legs, his tight buttocks, and the sinful legs... …

There is not a single inch of the whole person that is not perfect, and there is no part that does not make the woman scream crazily, but at this time, the handsome face has an extremely tangled expression, and the movements of the limbs are also extremely strange.

The buttocks are slightly raised, the hands are pointing to a certain place, and the eyes are fixed there.His eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, as if he was using a lot of strength.

Where he looked, it turned out to be a cup on the dining table.

Lian Ye kept changing his posture, staring at the glass.After a long time, he slumped down his shoulders and sighed, "It seems that teleportation has not been practiced yet..."

After tossing for a long time, Lian Ye was actually "moving things with his mind". No wonder the neighbors nearby said that he had a good-looking head but his head was caught by the door.

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