Daochang Lu is very busy

Lu Shang rolled over on the bed, a dog licked him on the left side, and another dog licked him on the right side. He simply covered the quilt, but the quilt was completely torn off.

Impatiently, he sat up suddenly, and before he opened his eyes, he felt as if his whole body was falling apart. This paralyzed face is simply not human!

Seeing that the surrogate owner finally got up on the 1st, he put his two front paws on the edge of the bed, and let out a characteristic grunt when a dog acts like a spoiled child.Lu Shang opened his sleepy eyes, and saw a wolfhound majesticly standing on the head of the bed. The body of No. 1 had been fully grown, and the bones were formed. Standing up with two front paws, it was half the height of a person.

"What are you doing in the morning?" Lu Shang was about to cry. Last night, he sacrificed himself for love and was tossed by the New Year's greetings in the middle of the night. Not long after he fell asleep, No. 1 came to harass him.

Number 1 just can't talk, if he could talk, he would definitely scold him right now, he needs to go to the bathroom!Didn't you know that dogs go to the bathroom in the morning?If it wasn't so tasteless to pee in the room, do you think I would call you?

Lu Shang called He Nian loudly, and He Nian was cooking porridge for him in the kitchen with his apron tied on his body. When he heard the calls from the bedroom, he ran in with a spoon in his hands. As a result, he saw Lu Shang lying on his back. On the bed, Number 1 is sitting on the ground.

"What's wrong?" Did the dog bite someone?

Without raising his head, Lu Shang directly stretched out his finger and pointed at the sky, "It needs to go to the bathroom, take it quickly."

When He Xinian heard this, he immediately squinted at the door and looked at No. 1. He knew that this dog was very smart and could understand human speech.

When No. 1 heard that He wanted to take it out for the New Year, he immediately refused and turned his head.

He Xinian sneered, and behaved like his master.

Wang! No. 1 yelled at Lu Shang, signaling that it should not go with this person.

Lu Shang didn't get up either. Number 1 went over and licked his finger, barking again, hurry up, it can't hold back anymore.

Lu Shang raised his head helplessly, and He Nian walked around to the other side, "You lie down, I'll come!" He rolled up his arms and sleeves and was about to clean up No. 1.

Not to be outdone, No. 1 lowered his body and made an attacking posture, whining and threatening, his eyes tended to turn red.

"It's enough for the two of you!" Lu Shang threw the pillow, how could anyone sleep like that?He climbed out of bed, hiss~ Butt hurts!He stretched out his hand to cover his buttocks and glared at He New Year.

"Come here soon! Everyone is uncle!" Barefoot, he limped towards the bathroom. Seeing He Xinian's victory against He Xinian on the 1st, he followed him triumphantly, making He Xinian's teeth itch with anger. .

Lu Shang led the dog to the bathroom and punched it at the door. No. 1 walked around in the bathroom and sat in front of Lu Shang innocently, wow!What's this?It won't work!

Lu Shang raised his head, then sighed in frustration, moved his body and walked out, he must have offended this dog in his previous life, otherwise how could he be so tormented by it?He put on a coat and went to the door to put on his shoes. No. 1 wagged his tail and followed excitedly, going out to play!

He Xinian hurried over to support Lu Shang's crumbling body, and said distressedly: "I'll go!"

Lu Shang looked up at him, "Forget it, I was the one who got hurt when you two fought." What's more, the dog he can't afford to offend now is the dog, if he can't take care of it well, in case Wan Zhengrong comes back on a whim someday If you look for it, everyone will be in a bad mood.

He Xinian was worried after all, and went out with Lu Shang. The two of them and a dog were stuck in the elevator with different expressions. No. 1 was sitting at the elevator door wagging his tail with the happiest expression!Because it can have fun when you go out!

When he reached the first floor, He Xinian simply hugged Lu Shang half-supported and half-embraced, and No. 1 disappeared in no time.He Xinian is not worried that it will get lost. This is a closed community, it can go wherever it wants, as long as it doesn't hang around in front of his eyes.

"Does it still hurt?" He gently kissed Lu Shang on the top of his head, and helped him to sit on the wooden bench by the pond.

"What do you think?" Lu Shang closed his eyes and leaned against He Xinian's arms, thinking, why do you have the nerve to ask?Have you forgotten all the good things you did yesterday?The more he cries, the more energetic this man becomes, no matter begging or cursing, it doesn't work!

Beast!

"It won't be like this next time." He Nian tightened his arms and kissed again.

Lu Shang raised his head as soon as he heard it, and next time?Before he could speak, he heard the noise of chickens and dogs jumping not far away. Both of them looked over, and saw No. 1 of their family running back with a colorful pheasant in his mouth. Yun Duoyue's four paws didn't seem to touch the ground, so there were so many little ones.

Lu Shang had a headache for a while, this is still a problem dog!In a blink of an eye, No. 1 ran to the two of them. It stuffed the pheasant in its mouth into Lu Shang's arms like offering a treasure. The pheasant was still alive, and its long tail feathers dragged to the ground. Call.

Lu Shang hurriedly rescued the pheasant, and tapped No. 1's forehead with his hand, "You are really afraid that others will not know that we are together! You are really good at it! You stole a chicken when you came out to piss? "Lu Shang nodded straight hating iron and steel, "If you like chicken, I'll buy it for you in a while, but you can't steal from others. Do you want to hang out here in the future? Don't rabbits eat grass beside the nest? Wan Zheng You can learn less from Rong's bad habits!"

Seeing that the pheasant was unharmed, Lu Shang might have been frightened. Anyway, he handed it to He Xinian without complaining, and urged him, "Hurry up, send it back!" He flicked the No. 1 back. "Little troublemaker!"

No. 1 didn't know if he understood or didn't understand, he sat upright in front of Lu Shang, he barked when he said a word, and cooperated very well, as soon as He Xinian got up, he jumped on the chair and sat down Go to Lu Shang's side.

He Xinian had no choice but to pinch the pheasant by the arm to return the chicken, which was probably raised in the community.He was depressed, looking at No. 1 around Lu Shang, a man of his age can't argue with a dog, can he?Although this dog is so clever that it makes people's teeth itch.

Lu Shang lay directly on the bench, and No. 1 leaned over and gasped, licking his hand, sticking out his pink tongue, and sprinkling glistening saliva on the ground.Lu Shang was lying uncomfortably, so he rolled over on his stomach. He reached out and touched No. 1's head, "Be good, you can't learn to do bad things like your father."

There is already a crow and a little fox in their family, and it is not bad.

Little pitiful~ Lu Shang rubbed No. 1's head and muttered in a daze.

When He New Year came back, Lu Shang had already fallen asleep on the bench, and No. 1 was standing guard at the side.He stepped forward to pick him up and took him back upstairs. No. 1 surprisingly didn't oppose him this time, and went upstairs obediently.

Lu Shang rested at home for a whole day, and He New Year also stayed with him for a day.

Early the next morning, when the two were getting ready to go to work, Lu Shang asked worriedly, "Will the people from the investigation team trouble you?" Although he didn't understand the tricks in the officialdom, it was enough for these people to go back and gossip.

"No, why would they report such a shameful thing? He can't find trouble with me. They and I are not in the same department." He Xinian looked indifferent, completely indifferent on the feeling.

"It's you, with a pale face, don't you want to take another day off?" He Nian rubbed Lu Shang's cheek, it was so tender!No matter how many times you touch it.He was a little worried, Lu Shang's health was so poor, he was tossed like this once, what would happen to his happy life in the future?

Lu Shang felt weak, "I can't stop, I'm just sleepy, it's like going to the police station to sleep, besides, Zhang Fangyan is waiting to see No. 1!"

He Xinian drove, Lu Shang took a nap in the passenger seat, and No. 1 obediently squatted on the back seat and squinted.

When passing through a crossroad, Lu Shang vaguely heard a woman's voice mechanically repeating in his ear, my hair, give me back my hair.There was a hint of air-conditioning in that voice, and Lu Shang woke up with a jolt. He looked out of the window, just at the moment when the green light was green and the car moved forward, Lu Shang saw a woman standing at the intersection with her head full of faces. Blood, just walking by like that, he still clearly saw that the woman had no hair.

"Turn back, turn back, there is a woman at the intersection." Lu Shang kept looking back through the car window, but the car had already driven a long way, and he couldn't see anything from this distance.

This street is a mainstream street, full of traffic, not to mention turning around, it is difficult to join a queue.He Xinian had no choice but to turn around and go back at the next car-sharing island, but that intersection was already empty, and there were no women at all.Lu Shang got out of the car and turned around twice, but there was not a trace of blood on the ground, it must be a soul, who had just died not long ago, lost at the crossroads with endless streams.

"Let's go!" Lu Shang looked back again, and pulled He Xinian into the car.

People who have just died sometimes don't know or don't realize that they are dead. It's really not easy to find a lost soul at this endless crossroads.

When he arrived at the police station, Zhang Fangyan had already waited desperately, fidgeting and pacing back and forth in the office of the serious crime team.

No. 1 didn't die, but came back to life.

This news somewhat comforted him. Number 1 killed many people when he went mad, but that was not its fault. The real murderers who caused this tragedy were them!It's them humans who do experiments in the name of scientific research!Who would want to be a lab dog if he could choose to live?

Number 1 has already died once, and the sins it committed can be regarded as cleared, and the next ones to atone for their sins are self-righteous people like them.

Zhang Fangyan waited anxiously, until the elevator door dinged, and a majestic wolfhound rushed out. No. 1 ran around excitedly, and at the same time did not forget to turn around to greet Lu Shang.

Everyone in the serious crime team also watched eagerly. Yesterday, I don't know which master performed a live dog transformation. They watched the dead dog body disappear in an instant?When we met again, we were alive and kicking?

Is there anything more surprising than this?

After following Xiao Lu, I really learned a lot!

Lu Shang followed behind weakly, still thinking about the woman he saw at the crossroads, with blood all over his face, nothing good happened to him.

Chi Yan saw them coming in from afar, and everyone else was staring at No. 1, only she stared at Lu Shang with bright eyes.Tsk tsk, Emma, ​​this pale and pitiful little face was obviously ravaged too much by their team He!

She leaned over and looked Lu Shang up and down with a yummy smile on her face, "Are you guys asleep?"

"What, what? I don't know what you're talking about!" Lu Shang touched his nose with a blushing face and looked aside. Why is this woman more direct than him?

"Oh? Are you embarrassed? My sister will cook red bean rice for you later." Chi Yan pushed Lu Shang with her elbow. Lu Shang had a bit of sequelae of overindulgence, his legs were weak, and he fell forward before he could stand still. fall.

He Nian was at the side and quickly caught the person. He glanced at Chi Yan and said, "Go downstairs to the forensic room to see if there are any female deceased without hair."

ah?Oh~ Chi Yan went downstairs embarrassingly. Although He Xinian's tone was light, he was definitely angry.Sure enough, Xiao Lu is his reverse scale?But what's the matter with asking her to go downstairs to find some hairless female corpse?Could this excuse be too handy?

Chi Yan was confused and went to the underground forensic room to inquire about the news. She was a student of Professor Yang in the forensic room here before she was transferred to the serious crime team.Professor Yang is a highly respected and experienced forensic doctor who has handled many major and important cases, so he has reached the age of retirement, and the bureau has been hired back again.

"Teacher?" Chi Yan swiped his card to enter the door, and the transparent automatic glass door was as clean as if there was no glass.

Professor Yang squinted his eyes and raised his glasses to look for a long time. Seeing that it was Chi Yan, he smiled, "It's just in time, come and have a look." He pointed at the corpse on the operating table.

Chi Yan quickly put on the protective clothing, and walked up to him while wearing gloves, "What is it?"

I saw a female corpse lying flat on the operating table, the chest cavity had been opened, and all internal organs had been taken out for examination. When she came, Professor Yang was examining the female corpse's head.Chi Yan was taken aback when he saw it. He Xinian is really a prophet?

How did he know that there was a female corpse with no hair here?

"What? Can't stand it?" Professor Yang teased her favorite student as usual when he saw her stunned.

Chi Yan shook her head and began to examine the head of the female corpse carefully.

"how?"

"The entire scalp of the deceased was completely cut off. The murderer's technique is very skillful and meticulous. I'm afraid this is not the first time." Chi Yan turned over the female corpse's head, inspected the incision on the edge, and frowned, "The serum on the wound levels were higher than free histamine, and she was alive when she was scalped."

Professor Yang nodded, "It takes at least 15 minutes for the skin to die."

"It's so cruel. We'll take this case." Chi Yan stood up straight, very leadership.

"Huh? Who told you?" Professor Yang was surprised, this girl has come to him to steal the case.

"Our captain! He asked me to come." Chi Yan packed up the corpse and was about to go upstairs.

Professor Yang stopped her, "Don't worry about it, you guys can pick it up! Why do you have to go upstairs? It's right here, and I will help." The old man said with a righteous face.

Chi Yan curled her lips and had to obey the teacher's order. She put her face on her face, why did she go upstairs?It's not because the equipment upstairs is all new, okay?And she uses it more easily than here, right?Besides, the gloomy first floor... Chi Yan looked around, and couldn't help but look at the ghosts!

Just as Chi Yan was thinking, the incandescent lamps lighting the roof suddenly flickered, and then there was a sound of glass shattering, and the light tubes in the corridor burst continuously, screaming all at once.Many young girls who practiced were so frightened that they cried.Chi Yan boldly ran to the door, grabbed the internal phone and dialed directly to the twelfth floor.

"Hello?" As soon as Konoha answered the phone, Chi Yan yelled, help!Quickly call Xiao Lu for help!

Everyone in the serious crime team gathered around to tease the dog, and they could hear the sound of glass breaking and screaming from the phone from a long distance away.

Lu Shang was exchanging glutinous rice for Lin Sen's arm at that time, and Zhang Fangyan watched eagerly from the side. The wound was no longer serious, and it was developing towards the direction of healing, so he was relieved.

As soon as Lu Shang heard the chaos over there, he hurriedly handed the half-wrapped gauze to Zhang Fangyan, raised his legs, and went straight downstairs with He New Year and the others.

This Chi Yan is unlucky enough, she hasn't gone downstairs for 800 years, and she encounters this kind of thing when she goes there. Should she really be lucky or not?

The author has something to say: Captain He finally slept with Daoist Lu

It's not easy!

Turned off the lights

Little pornographic books and little pornographic films are nothing but floating clouds, and imagination is king.

Let's make up our minds, friends!