trickster

"If you can't do it, you can go for treatment as soon as possible, and don't hold your head back." Lin Huai couldn't help complaining.

"Sick?" Chen Shen blinked, "What disease are you talking about? I'm pretty clean, so I'm sure I'm not sick."

"..." Lin Huai found that no matter what he said to a shameless person like Chen Shen, it was useless. He simply kept silent and let the other party pull him, but who knew that the other party hadn't finished bewitching him yet. Then, Chen Shen Deep as if suddenly realized.

"Oh, that's what Huaihuai said, but I don't know if I can do it. After all, I haven't practiced it. Maybe I can't do it. Will Huaihuai despise me because of it?" After finishing speaking, Chen Shen tilted his head, but he looked quite cute.

...It turns out that it can be even more shameless. Lin Huai looked at the ceiling. He didn't know if Chen Shen was embarrassed or not, but he looked like he was crawling with ants all over his body. If he came out of the bathroom, he would still be ready He's enlightened, but now he's not even in the mood, so when he saw Chen Shen take out a small red cube slowly, his whole body was stiff, and all he could think about was punching him.

"Does Huaihuai know what this is?" Chen Shen asked, and then stuffed the small package into Lin Huai's hand.

Lin Huai was silent, no one dared to do pornographic things to him, but when he was young, the group of friends and friends used it to make pornographic jokes and blow up balloons. He knew this because of a party. In the room, a few friends were found playing with some strangely shaped balloons, one of which almost hit him in the face. The reason why he was so impressed was that after everyone found him coming in, the originally joyful atmosphere suddenly fell silent, especially in the past. The face of the person who shot the balloon at the door was even paler. At that time, he wondered if he was so stingy and scared others like that.

"Huaihuai, come and dismantle it?" Chen Shen sat up from the bed, he leaned close to Lin Huai, and hooked the other's palm with his fingers.

Lin Huai's face was dark, although he didn't want to have anything to do with Chen Shen anymore, but because his head was bouncing back and forth between beating Chen Shen and walking away with a shake of his head, it was not enough, so he did it anyway, and then he tore open the small Packed, unpacked...

A pair of disposable gloves? ? ? ?Before Lin Huai had time to get annoyed, Chen Shen let out an "ah" and stuffed another piece into his hand.

"Ah, sorry, I took it wrong. These are the gloves from the restaurant before, and this is it."

The situation was unexpected, Lin Huai's head was a mess, and he tore off the new one, and then...

...and took out another pair of gloves.

"..."

Lin Huai couldn't bear it anymore, he grabbed Chen Shen by the collar, and pushed him down on the bed. Chen Shen was quick-witted, and stopped Lin Huai's waving hand, controlled with one hand, Lin Huai let go of the collar, and went directly to pinch him with one hand.

"Ahem, cough, Huaihuai, take it easy."

"Chen Shen, how old are you this year!"

"Ahem... Huai Huai, does this dislike me for being too old? In fact, I think my body is still... very good... cough." Even if he was strangled by the neck, Chen Shen was still very good at being a monster, and there was nothing in his mouth. A straight line.

Chen Shen's appearance should have annoyed Lin Huai even more, but the other party's eyes at this time were really smart, as sly as a young man who had succeeded in a joke. This appearance reminded him of Chen Shen back then, when he Seeing Chen Shen was so happy, his heart softened instantly, Lin Huai let go of him silently, seeing this, Chen Shen was taken aback, blinked, not sure what he should continue to say .

"Are you happy?" Lin Huai asked, but there was no anger in his tone.

"happy……?"

"Just be happy." Lin Huai threw the removed plastic gloves and outer packaging into the trash can. He said calmly. Although his words sounded like anger, he was willing to let Chen Shen do it at this time, but he I'm not sure whether Chen Shen will misunderstand, but he is not a person who is good at words.

"..." Chen Shen also got out of bed, and he hugged Lin Huai from behind with one arm, but Lin Huai didn't move. He found that he was actually more used to and liked this posture like a good brother or a good friend, " I didn't mean to tease you, but I don't think you're ready."

"..." Lin Huai didn't answer. Considering Chen Shen's pressing step by step before, these words are really not convincing. In his opinion, this ending is more like a step that Chen Shen gave him after he exerted extreme pressure. There is a high probability that the other party doesn't want to do that at all. Thinking of this, the resolution I made before is a bit funny. When I get along with someone like Chen Shen, the other party's humor is indeed very funny sometimes, but it is not suitable for taking many things seriously.

"..." Chen Shen didn't miss the self-mockery on Lin Huai's face. He is not a fool, and there has been a price for jumping left and right since ancient times.

Lin Huai moved Chen Shen's arm away from his shoulder, and he said lightly: "You know my bottom line now, personally, I don't have much interest in it, and I even hope to be friends with you. It's all up to you to do it or not."

"In this case, do you want to understand my bottom line?" Chen Shen smiled.

Lin Huai glanced at the other party suspiciously, and couldn't help asking: "Do you still have a bottom line?" As soon as he asked the words, he felt it was funny again. Not fenced.

It's easy to make jokes about this question, but Chen Shen rarely takes it seriously: "Yes, if a relationship starts, I don't want it to start with carnal desire. If I really want to talk about feelings, I hope it will be in a more traditional way. If it's too crazy, I can't control it."

"...You asked me a lot today." Lin Huai didn't believe it.

"Because I can't figure out Huaihuai's attitude. I know you like me very much, but there are different types of liking, and Huaihuai's cleanliness is so serious. I didn't think that I would really want Plato in the end."

"...If it's Plato, would you give up?" Although he was indeed a clean freak, recalling the previous temptation, Lin Huai became unhappy again, "Then I suggest you give up now, because I don't have much interest in your body. We won't be happy."

Chen Shen didn't answer, he smiled lightly and put his arms around Lin Huai. Lin Huai knew that his words were not convincing, and he got answers to all the other's temptations, but he always felt uncomfortable about it.

"Why me?" Lin Huai was still calm at the moment.

"Huaihuai doesn't have the confidence?"

"..." Confidence, if you say yes, you do have it. Since childhood, he has received a lot of confession and love letters, but for Chen Shen, yes, he doesn't have it. He can't imagine the person Chen Shen likes at all. He sarcastically said, "Why don't you give me the contact information of your ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend, and I'll see if I can feel a little confidence from them."

"Although I really want to help you, there is really no such thing." Chen Shen insisted. Lin Huai didn't believe a word of his nonsense, but he couldn't continue to insist, otherwise it would appear that he was indifferent to Chen Shen's words. Past love history is very concerned about the general.

"It's up to you," Lin Huai said coldly, "let me go from now on."

Lin Huai broke Chen Shen's hand and turned to look at him face to face. He wanted to emphasize once again that the bottom line is here, but don't want more, and warn the other party that the relationship must be kept secret at home, but to Shang Chen Shen, he found that he couldn't be so ruthless, at least he couldn't say it out loud, he had already said it, and it wouldn't be good to warn him again...

Who knew that Chen Shen laughed suddenly, and he blinked: "Huaihuai is so serious, did you think of Wen Li'an again? Worried about him telling your family?"

"He won't say it." Lin Huai replied, if he did, he would not be here in peace now, his elder brother had sent someone to drag him home, but what Chen Shen said, let him find it a more appropriate expression.

"You know my elder brother's character, I'm not saying he's right, but he always thinks you're a..."

Lin Huai was deliberating on his words, but Chen Shen said it directly for him: "The scourge?"

"That's not what I said..."

Chen Shen laughed a few times, as if he didn't care. He said, "So what do you think he would do if he found out? Throw me to the countryside again? Or go to jail?"

Lin Huai frowned, this is not funny at all.

"You only care about your brother's reaction, don't you worry about your sister?" Chen Shen asked a question that Lin Huai didn't expect.

"Sister...?" Lin Huai was a little surprised, and Lin Ya didn't know, but he didn't think of her first. After all, even if Lin Ya was dissatisfied, she wouldn't do anything too harmful to Chen Shen. "My sisters are all married. Now, the child is about to be born, you don't think she will ask for a divorce as soon as you show up, do you?" Lin Huai couldn't help raising his eyebrows at this point.

"It's not that I haven't thought about this possibility. I'm afraid that she will collapse." Chen Shen tilted his head with an innocent expression. Lin Huai didn't know whether the other party was joking or serious.

"...how old are you, what are you thinking?" Lin Huai folded his arms, he was shaken for a moment, but then he felt it was impossible, "people will always have their own new life, she is now with me Brother-in-law is getting along very well, but don't appear in front of her, it's scary to come back from the dead."

"Why am I running in front of her when I have nothing to do?" Chen Shen replied with a smile, "You should be careful not to let her run towards us."

"Sister is not that busy." Lin Huai said angrily.

"Huaihuai, how about we make an appointment tomorrow?" Chen Shen suggested.