Wu Shixun: What about women chasing men?

He Yihan buried his head in Wu Shixun's arms, clutching the piece of clothing on his chest with his small hand, his whole body was ashamed as a tomato〃〃

Wu Shixun couldn't help smiling, "You still know how to be shy"

He Yihan twisted Wu Shixun's waist with his little hand, "Don't laugh!"

With her little strength, it's almost like scratching an itch. "I will exercise more in the future, and if I don't bully, I won't have any strength to fight back."

He Yihan suddenly sat up, "I know self-defense! I learned it from Sister Xi, she is really good, she teaches me how to use strength to attack the weak joints of the human body, do you want to try it!"

"I refuse" Wu Shixun is not stupid, even if the kid is half-baked, he can't try it.

"I won't hurt you," He Yihan assured repeatedly.

Wu Shixun thinks that this kind of strong assurance is the most unreliable "don't"

The kid was upset and stared at him resentfully. In order to divert her attention, Wu Shixun clicked on the idol drama "Let's watch the drama, I'll watch it with you"

"You don't love me anymore!"

Wu Shixun:? ? ? ? (ω｀) Without any precautions, how did you start doing it?

"Ignore you!" He Yihan pushed away the iPad and went back to the bedroom to sleep angrily.

Wu Shixun rubbed his face. Now he deeply understands how fickle and unreasonable this species of girls is.

He Yihan closed the door by himself and leaned on the door to listen to the movement outside, muttering to himself, "Why is there no sound at all? Why hasn't he come over yet?"

After waiting for a long time before Wu Shixun came in to find her, He Yihan was really unhappy, and went back to the bed angrily and threw the pillow, "Stinky Wu Shixun! Bad Wu Shixun!"

There was a sharp rubbing sound accompanied by a rapid exclamation, He Yihan threw away the pillow and ran out quickly. In the living room, Wu Shixun leaned on the armrest of the sofa and bent over to rub his knees.

"Brother! Are you okay!" He Yihan ran over and squatted down to lift Wu Shixun's trouser legs.

Wu Shixun took advantage of the opportunity and sat down on the sofa, "It's okay, I knocked on it, don't make a fuss"

He Yihan didn't listen, and still rolled up Wu Shixun's trouser legs, his knees were bruised and purple, which was a bit shocking, He Yihan blew twice in distress, "It hurts, why are you so careless?"

Wu Shixun pulled up the child and sat on his lap. He Yihan sat on the sofa because he was afraid that he would not sit on the place where he had just knocked.

"It's okay, the injury from dancing practice is much worse than this"

After saying this, He Yihan felt even more distressed, his eyes turned red immediately, and Wu Shixun hurriedly coaxed, "Don't, don't, I'm fine, good boy, your eye sockets are so shallow."

He Yihan slapped Wu Shixun, "I feel sorry for you, and you still make fun of me!"

Wu Shixun was willing to accept the two strokes, and at the third stroke, he grabbed the child's hand and kissed, "It's so kind, kid."

He Yihan curled his lips, "I'll get the safflower oil, wait"

"Ah? You don't need it." Wu Shixun really can't stand the smell of safflower oil, although it is quite effective in removing bruises.

He Yihan didn't listen to him. He went to the bathroom and took Wu Shixun's towel and moistened it with cold water. It would be better to apply a cold compress first. Next to Wu Shixun, he put his leg on his own, and applied a cold towel to the bruised area for about ten minutes, then sprayed Yunnan Baiyao aerosol on the part to relieve the pain.

"Okay, I'm going to wash the towels, you just sit here and don't move"

"Okay~" Wu Shixun is very well-behaved at this time, he especially likes the way the children are all focused on him.

He Yihan went to wash the towels, and the anger that Wu Shixun didn't come to coax her just now was completely forgotten.

Wu Shixun is keen to show his affection now, and he can’t show it on public platforms, but in EXO’s group and company family group show: I was injured, and the kid was so careful to help me apply the medicine [Little pitiful yellow.jpg]

One stone caused a thousand waves, and the brothers were all angry. They ran here to show their love to a group of single old brothers, and they were insane!

Team Mian: [Bring me my 40-meter broadsword.jpg]

Crystal: Yeah!Oh Sehun, is this where you show your affection?

It's Tai Meng: Oh brat!Zhong Ren is not as presumptuous as you, and even showed off to the family group, he is so despised by his brothers [knock your head.jpg]

Papa Hai: SeHun, come to the company tomorrow and have a good chat with your brothers.

It's a nobleman, that's right: Brother Donghai, I'm really sorry, I'm going to rest tomorrow, and I have to stay at home with the children, brother, I'm sorry. [(((┏(;￣▽￣)┛Run after pretending.jpg]

Another indirect show, but Wu Shixun's complacency was ruined. Anyway, they can't hit him now, so let's pinch his waist for a while.

Beautiful Jewelry Boy: Xun'er, it's okay, my brothers will come to see you tomorrow, and meet my younger siblings by the way.

It’s a nobleman, that’s right: Brother Eunhyuk, don’t bother, this is so bad, my kid will be shy, I will take her to the company to meet my brothers when I find time.

Precious gem boy: No trouble, brother will also rest tomorrow [Smile reveals cunning.jpg]

Jin Kai: Let you show off, you should!

It's Taimeng: @宝珠美男哥, you are really sad [gan] heart [de] sick [piao] crazy [liang]!

Team Tete: Xun Na stay on the front line as a human being, we will see each other in the future, you still have to come to the company [keep smiling.jpg]

Rourou loves to eat meat: Is Xuner surprised or irritated? Brothers are waiting for you o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓Patting the table and laughing wildly

It’s a nobleman, that’s right: Brothers, I was wrong [kneeling ○|￣|_.jpg]

Tete Squad: It's late!

Rourou loves meat: It's too late!

It's Tai Meng: It's late!

Gem Boy: It's too late!

Papa Hai: It's late!

Mian small team: the

Amber: the

Crystal: the

Kim Kai: the

Wu Shixun looked at his mobile phone and felt nothing but love, and he was done playing with it.

He Yihan packed up and came back, "Does it still hurt?"

Wu Shixun felt aggrieved and stretched out his arms to hug the child's waist, buried his head in her lower abdomen, "I want to finish the game, child"

He Yihan looked confused, "Huh?"

Wu Shixun handed the phone to the children, "They want to form a group to clean me up"

He Yihan couldn't laugh or cry after reading the chat records, "It's not caused by you"

Wu Shixun's eyes were pitiful, "You are on my side, kid, you have to help me"

He Yihan can't stand this look, it's too cute, "Okay, okay, it happens to be off tomorrow, so let's treat the company's Obaoni to dinner."

Wu Shixun thought for a while, and then asked in the group: Are you free tomorrow?My children want to invite my brothers and sisters to dinner (if there are too many people, please drink milk tea) to thank everyone for taking care of me.

Seeing He Yihan's lip twitching, he really didn't deserve a beating.

Tet Squad: I

Rourou loves meat: +1

It's Tai Meng: +1

Bejeweled Boy: +1

Sea Dad: +1

Mian Xiao Squad: +1

Amber: +1

Crystal: +1

Kim Kai: +1

Cui Xiaohao: +1

It's a nobleman, that's right: OK, everyone will have a cup of milk tea tomorrow.

Beautiful gem boy: [(*゜Д゜) σ convex ← self-explosion button.jpg] Waiting for you to blow you up

He Yihan watched them chatting and thought: What kind of naive ghosts are they all? It’s not like the whole family doesn’t enter the house, so where did they get so many sand sculpture emoticons.

Wu Shixun put down his phone and looked at He Yihan very seriously, "Kids, do you really want to invite them to dinner? They are all good at eating, and they are all fighting. So many people can eat up your salary for a drama."

He Yihan was amused by Wu Shixun's seriousness, "I plan to invite them to my house as guests, and I will cook."

Wu Shixun glanced around their apartment, "Are you sure you want them to come? Do you know how many people there are? Are you sure our house can accommodate them?"

He Yihan also felt that he couldn't sit down at home, "How about going to your dormitory? Does the company have space?"

Wu Shixun paused, "Why don't we have an open-air barbecue?"

He Yihan's eyes lit up, "It's possible!"

Wu Shixun announced in the group: Tomorrow there will be an open-air barbecue behind the company, please bring your own grill dipping ingredients, thank you for your cooperation.

Jin Kai: Please go round and round, thank you for your cooperation.

The next day, He Yihan got up early to go to the traditional market to buy vegetables. Wu Shixun was still lying in bed, turned over the empty space beside him, sat up blankly, took a break and started looking for someone, "Kid, kid?"

No kitchen, no bathroom, no living room, and no bedroom.

Wu Shixun pouted, and sat on the sofa facing the door, waiting for someone to come back.

About an hour later, He Yihan came back with a big bag and a small bag. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Wu who was sitting on the sofa with a displeased face, "You're awake!"

Wu Shixun got up and walked towards the child, and hugged her, "Why didn't you call me?"

"Seeing that you are sleeping soundly, I am reluctant to call you." He Yihan tiptoed to give Wu Shixun a good morning kiss "Okay, I will pack up my things, I bought a lot of food, and I also bought breakfast, let's eat first breakfast bar”

Wu Shixun nodded obediently, "Then I'll go wash up first."

Before going to wash up, Wu Shixun helped the children carry the things into the kitchen, and Wu Shixun frowned as soon as he started, it was so heavy, the children took so much effort to lift it back.

Wu Shixun went to wash up, and He Yihan started tidying up, taking the cooked food out of the bag and putting it into his own lunch box, and putting everything else into his own box, which is convenient for carrying.

At noon, Wu Shixun drove and He Yihan arrived at the company before the meal time, and first took the children upstairs to greet everyone, the most advanced SuperJunior lounge.

Wu Shixun entered the door first, and was surrounded by his brothers and taught him a lesson as soon as he entered. Li Donghai saw He Yihan, patted the others and came to greet his younger siblings, "Hi, we are all Shixun's brothers, don't be scared, We were all joking around"

He Yihan bowed politely, "Hi Obamas, my name is He Yihan"

Child prodigy squeezed to the front, "Siblings and sisters are Chinese"

He Yihan nodded "inside"

Eunhyuk exclaimed, "Korean is better, authentic Seoul accent"

"Kangsang Mita"

Li Donghai suddenly remembered, "Their team Zhong Ren also found a Chinese girl, and the two youngest were the first to get out of the singles, ah, how embarrassing it is for the brothers."

Coming out of the SuperJunior lounge, Wu Shixun took He Yihan and knocked on the door of the SHINee lounge.

Wu Shixun was pulled in and was beaten up again. He was beaten by Kim Ki-beom, Lee Tae-min and Kim Jong-in who came to visit the whole time. Choi Min-ho watched the fun from the sidelines, occasionally slapping him twice.

Wen Liu walked to He Yihan's side, "Hi brother and sister, I'm Wen Liu"

When Li Taemin heard, "Brother, you made a foul, how could you secretly introduce yourself first!"

Then several people stopped to say hello to He Yihan, and He Yihan also bowed obediently, "Hello, Obamas"