Wu Shixun: What about women chasing men?

He Yihan climbed into bed and replied angrily: What do you mean?Fancy?

Childish Xun: ...

Naive Hoon: I simply think he dances well and has the potential to make his debut.

Why ask? Sister: He didn't, don't even think about poaching people!His ambition is to be a gold medal lawyer!

Naive Hoon: Oh

Why do you ask? Sister:?Gone

Naive Xun: He has no idea of ​​debut, so I can't force him to debut.

Sister He Qiuni: So you only pay attention to him [I'm autistic.jpg]

Wu Shixun stared at the phone screen and couldn't help laughing. The kid couldn't help being amused, and then replied: The red outfit is very nice, it suits you very well.

Seeing that the children are proud again: that must be done!You look good in anything you wear!

Wu Shixun's note to He Yihan is the children: children dance very handsomely.

Children: [Xun Shi laughed.jpg]

He Yihan intentionally posted an emoji of Zhang Wu Shixun laughing.

Childish Xun: -_-#... How many emoticons do you have.

Why do you ask for it? Sister: There are all kinds of things.

Childish Xun: Is there you?

Why do you ask? Sister: ... I am not worthy

After saying this, there was no movement on the other side.

Why ask? Sister: Where are people?

What are you asking for? Sister: Shame on you?

What's the matter? Sister: I'll give you 1 minute, if you don't come out, I'll call the police.

Still no one replied, He Yihan thought maybe he was too tired to sleep.

He Yihan turned off the light and was feeling drowsy. Just when she was about to fall asleep, the phone vibrated, and He Yihan quickly picked it up to look at it.

Wu Shixun sent a picture, which was a GIF of her flicking hair cut from He Yihan's video, with four big characters: Nijie is the best.

He Yihan burst out laughing, rolling on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms, ahhh he even made an emoji for himself, and then long-pressed to save.

Next, Wu Shixun posted four or five He Yihan emoji packs in succession, one of which was uglier than the other, and each accompanying text was more like a sand sculpture.

During Wu Shixun's disappearance just now, I took a lot of pictures, and pestered Zhang Yixing to ask how to write Chinese.

What's the matter? Sister: ...I didn't expect you to be such Wu Shixun!

Naive Xun: From now on, you are also a child with an exclusive emoticon pack. From now on, your emoticon pack will be my royal emoticon pack. Don’t be happy!

Why begging? Sister: Hoho I’m so happy, thank you Ouba for flipping the brand [Xun Shibaiyan.jpg]

Childish Xun: [Han-style rolls his eyes and asks if you are afraid.jpg]

In the picture, He Yihan has frizzy hair, his eyes are raised showing white eyes, and the lighting is really scary.

Why do you ask? Sister: It's sudden!

He Yihan is going crazy, how did this guy cut out the picture!Are you handicapped? !You can't take a good screenshot of a beautiful picture! ! !

Naive Xun: No, anyway, I have the video in hand, and I will slowly make emoticons for you in the future.

Why do you ask? Sister: Brother, I was wrong, don’t do it and let me live, okay!

Naive Xun: No, it’s so interesting, no wonder Ailis like to make emoticons, it’s really interesting!

Wu Shixun really found the fun.

What do you want, sister: ...[wash you.jpg]

What do you want? Sister: [I am dead, I have something to burn paper.jpg]

What are you asking for? Sister: You have an event tomorrow, so go to sleep.

There has never been such a moment when He Yihan desperately wants to end the chat!

Childish Xun: Well, there is one last sentence before you go to sleep.

Why do you ask? Sister:?

Childish Xun: Children should study hard and not fall in love early

Why do you ask? Sister:?

Childish Xun: Hurry up and go to bed, good night

He Yihan was slow to react, how could this be about puppy love?Could it be... He realized that he was plotting against him! ? ?

He Yihan said good night, then scrolled up the chat history, suddenly she had an immature idea.

Why ask? Sister: You think too much, we are rivals in love, there is no puppy love.

Childish Xun:? ? ?

Wu Shixun looked confused, a man and a woman are rivals in love?So one is the same? !

Why ask? Sister: Oh, he is Xunqi.

Childish Xun: ...

Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, the image of Wu Shixun being deflated has already appeared in He Yihan's mind.

Childish Xun: Uh... go to sleep

What can you ask for? Sister: Good night Xun Oppa [Laughing uncontrollably.jpg]

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The [-] holiday passed so quickly, it felt like it was over before it even started.

When the school starts again, the students restrain themselves a lot, because there is no holiday for them to miss, and the only holiday left in the second half of the year is the Spring Festival.

Half a month after the start of school, a gossip secretly blew up in the class, and the protagonists were He Yihan and Yan Duo.

A group of melon-eating crowd cue the two intentionally or unintentionally, and He Yihan is very troubled by this. No one knows about Yan Duo's meal with EXO except for her accidental discovery. If she hadn't promised to keep it a secret for him, she would be dumb and eat Coptis chinensis. I can't tell you how hard it is!

And she found that Bian Xiaojiu was not as enthusiastic towards her recently as before, "Yu'er, have I offended Jiujiu recently?"

Lin Yuer and Yi Chen looked at each other and nodded towards He Yihan.

He Yihan was shocked, "Why?! I haven't done anything recently"

Lin Yuer patted He Yihan's shoulder earnestly, "Can't you see that Jiujiu is interesting to Yan Duo?"

He Yihan-_-#: Oh, I'm sorry, she really didn't pay attention to it, she will pay more attention to it in the future.

He Yihan secretly sent a message to Yan Duo: A beauty is a disaster... no, a blue face is a disaster!

Yan Duo:?Have a convulsion?

Why ask? Sister: I betrayed relatives in the dormitory!

Yan Duo: Has something to do with me?

Why ask? Sister: Otherwise!

Yan Duo: Because of the little wine?

Why do you ask? Sister:! ?you know

Yan Duo: You can tell her that I am Xun Qi.

Why ask? Sister: Say it yourself, I won’t explain it for you.

He Yihan had a premonition that Yan Duo must also be interested in Bian Xiaojiu!Thinking about the two of them getting along with each other on weekdays, laughing and laughing, she has already imagined ten thousand words of sweet love stories.

Yan Duo: You are roommates, and you are responsible for her misunderstanding.

Why ask? Sister: ...Then I'll tell everyone in our room!

Yan Duo: Well, just don’t tell the whole class.

Waiting for Bian Xiaojiu to return to the dormitory at night, He Yihan applied for a four-person meeting, and solemnly talked about her and Yan Duo's problems.

The four moved stools and sat in the middle of the dormitory, He Yihan cleared his throat, and confessed all the grievances and grievances between her and Yan Duo.

Bian Xiaojiu & Yi Chen & Lin Yu'er: "Yan Duo is an honored knight!?"

"Ah, ah, a rare species! Protect our boyfriend!" Bian Xiaojiu obviously forgot that she was still angry before.

Lin Yuer: "Why did Yan Duo suddenly ask you to tell us?"

He Yihan smacked his lips, "I'm jealous because of the little wine"

Bian Xiaojiu blushed: "..."

Yichen and Lin Yuer booed, "Hey, can I drink wine?"

Yichen went over and hugged Bian Xiaojiu, "Don't worry, sisters will cover for you two."

Bian Xiaojiu: "We both have nothing!"

Lin Yuer: "Well, it's just a mutual love."

Bian Xiaojiu: "..." These people are too bad!

Bian Xiaojiu really felt that his face was burning, "I, I, I'm going to wash up."

Xiaojiu escaped from the bedroom amidst a burst of booing.

Yi Chen sighed, "I didn't expect that the first love affair in our dormitory was wine."

Lin Yuer shook her head, and raised her chin towards He Yihan, "No, the first one is this, the child who is inspired to sleep with Wu Shixun"

Yichen said very unkindly, "Compared to her sleeping with Wu Shixun, I believe that Jiujiu will be with Yan Duo more"

He Yihan: "..." Well, she doesn't really believe that she can sleep with Wu Shixun, but dreams are always there.

Ever since they knew about Yan Duo and Bian Xiaojiu, the three people in the dormitory looked at them differently, and they would always call Yan Duo together at gatherings.

Yan Duo and Bian Xiaojiu were not together, but it was just a matter of window paper.

At noon, the five of them went to the cafeteria for dinner again. Yichen remembered the video clips of the concert she had seen online, "Have you seen the video of Shixun playing handsome and forgetting his words?"

Lin Yuer immediately resonated, and excitedly slapped the table, "Looked at the Growl song, and I forgot to sing just that one line! It's so funny to me, it's the source of my happiness these days."

He Yihan came to the spirit "Where did I watch it, where did I watch it"

Yichen took the phone to find that video for He Yihan, "That's it"

Yan Duo sat across from He Yihan, staring at the phone whether he wanted to see it or not.

As for the picture of Wu Shixun flipping his hair and turning around to meet the eyes of his teammates, He Yihan almost spits out his face. He is so handsome, but he can't look at the beeping eyes, the death stare hahahahaha.

Maybe Wu Shixun himself didn't realize it. If his teammates' eyes were not too hot, he probably got away with it.

He Yihan returned the phone to Yi Chen, "Send it to me, my brother is amazing!"

Yan Duo said appropriately, "Let's move the flowers and connect the trees."

That means he wants it too.

It's okay if Yan Duo didn't say anything, but as soon as He Yihan said it, he remembered Wu Shixun's praise for him, and he didn't look very well at Yan Duo.

Usually Yan Duo didn't mention Wu Shixun enthusiastically, it's okay, but He Yihan can still get along with him friendly, but when he mentioned He Yihan, he remembered Wu Shixun's praise, and he was a little angry.

He Yihan: "Send me alone, and I won't show it to you!"

Yan Duo: "Shixun's women must be magnanimous"

He Yihan: "emmmm post it in the group"

Yan Duo: "Thank you"

Yichen & Lin Yuer & Bian Xiaojiu: They are two great actors.

He Yihan, who washed up and climbed into bed at night, sent a message to Wu Shixun: I heard that someone in the Guangzhou venue was so handsome that he forgot to sing [squinting smile]

Naive Hoon: That's not me.

Why ask? Sister: It's not who you are.

Naive Hoon: That's my twin brother SeHun

Why ask? Sister: Then can you give me the contact information of your twin brother?

Childish Xun:?

Why ask for sister: My sister has taken a fancy to him and wants to tease him.

Childish Xun: You are drifting away, kid

What's the matter? Sister: Tsk, don't be so stingy, I'm a foodie after all.

Childish Xun: Impossible, don't even think about it!Is it not enough to have me?

What do you want? Sister: I want that little brother who flirts with his hair and forgets his words

Childish Xun: ...

Here, He Yihan is still waiting for the next article, Wu Shixun made a video call, and He Yihan was so scared that he hurriedly put on the headset before he dared to answer it.

Wu Shixun abused the line on his face, and pointed at He Yihan from the perspective of death, "He Yihan, don't think about my twin brother, don't even think about it, it's impossible in this life!"

He Yihan:?Just call and talk about it?

I'm fascinated.

The author has something to say: Wu Sehun: Is having a little baby not enough?Too greedy!Scum girl!

He Yihan:?It's reasonable for you to create something out of nothing!

Wu Sehun: I don't care!Anyway, you can't play his mind!

He Yihan: ...