Wu Shixun: What about women chasing men?

In the evening, Wu Shixun and Luhan are going to send He Yihan home together. Originally, He Yihan was very excited, thinking that her male god is still very compassionate, and knows how to send girls home.

But she thought too much, her male god just wanted to stay with Luhan for a while longer, pestering Luhan all the way, He Yihan became the background board gloriously, even she fell behind to buy snacks Not found.

It was Lu Han who found He Yihan missing, "Where is sister?"

Wu Shixun was also fooled by "just behind"

The two big boys became anxious immediately, and ran back to find someone, when he saw He Yihan slowly coming out of the snack street with curry fish balls in his mouth, Lu Han wanted to hit her, "Why didn't you say something when you left! Do you know how anxious we are!"

He Yihan pursed his lips, and obediently inserted a fish ball for Luhan, "Brother Lu, this is delicious, don't be angry"

Wu Shixun frowned, "Eat and eat, you know what to eat, aren't you full after eating so much at night?"

Then he unceremoniously took away the fish balls given to Lu Han.

He Yihan: "How did you rob Brother Lu?"

Wu Shixun stretched out his hand, and pinched the flesh on He Yihan's face with his index and middle fingers, "Brother Lu is angry and doesn't know how to eat. I'm going down the steps for you. I'm not sensible at all!"

He Yihan tugged at the corner of Luhan's clothes with a guilty conscience, "Brother Lu, don't be angry, I lost my mind and fell behind and didn't keep up. By the time I realized it, I couldn't find you. My mind was empty and I forgot to call. Just buy food nearby, wait for you to come to me"

Lu Han is also afraid, this is Hong Kong after all, he and Shixun are not familiar with this place, if the little girl is really lost, how can he explain to Teacher He.

Seeing the little girl's pitiful appearance, Luhan sighed, "I'm sorry, sister, I shouldn't lose my temper with you"

He Yihan gave Luhan another fish ball, "Brother Lu, would you like to eat one, it's delicious!"

Luhan took the bamboo stick and bit into a "delicious"

He Yihan also thinks this fish ball is super delicious, "Do you want another one?"

Luhan shook his head, "No way"

Wu Shixun leaned over, "I want it"

He Yihan gave the box to Wu Shixun's mouth and said "take it yourself"

Wu Shixun didn't bother to raise his hand, "You can tie one for me by the way"

"Don't you have any hands yourself?" He Yihan didn't even realize that she had lost her enthusiasm for the male god.

Wu Shixun bent down again, "The bamboo stick is oily, I don't want to take it"

He Yihan (/"≡_≡)=: Hehe, I give full marks for the reason.

He Yihan still brought the fish balls to Wu Shixun's mouth, gritted his teeth and said "be careful"

Lu Han looked at this scene from behind the two: Are all the kids these days so good?What was he doing at his age?

Wu Shixun ate the fish balls contentedly, biting off the inside, it was indeed hot to the mouth, he chugged a few times in his mouth to cool down, swallowed and stared at the fish balls in the little girl's hand, "Can I say I still want to eat it?"

He Yihan looks at the remaining four fish balls =_= "Can't"

Wu Shixun raised his index finger "just one"

He Yihan snorted, "Do you think I will believe it?"

Wu Shixun: "Don't be so stingy, just one more, one more!"

Then open your mouth naturally and wait for feeding.

He Yihan blew and fed him one, and then quickly ate one by himself, if he didn't eat for a while, it would definitely be gone.

Sure enough, after eating, Wu Shixun stared at He Yihan again, his small eyes were silent and said: more.

He Yihan turned around and complained to Luhan, "Brother Lu, look at him! He doesn't seem to take care of children at all!"

Wu Shixun said grandly, "Didn't you say that I am not a child, and I am not a few years older than you, why should I take care of you?"

He Yihan jumped angrily, "Then I'm a girl, shouldn't I take care of girls?"

Wu Shixun looked innocent, "Didn't I send you back to the hotel, take good care of you, I just want to eat a fish ball, He Yihan, you are so stingy"

He Yihan looked at Wu Shixun in disbelief, "You beat me up! How stingy I am! I ate it all for you. You said you only wanted one, but you turned back and asked for another one."

Wu Shixun: "Aren't you still there?"

He Yihan raised his neck and stared at Wu Shixun slightly, "There are only two left, I didn't eat a few in total."

Wu Shixun stretched out two fingers, "I'll just eat two! You almost ate the whole portion, and you said you didn't eat a few."

Lu Han raised his forehead: Ah!Here it is again, why did he agree to Shixun to come with him, can he send him back quietly.

Seeing that the two children would not leave without arguing, Luhan turned around and bought two curry fish balls and came back.

Luhan said helplessly, "Is the quarrel over?"

The eyes of the two children fell on the fish balls in Lu Han's hands. Lu Han handed a copy to Wu Shixun, and took the remaining two fish balls from He Yihan's hand to exchange for his newly bought ones. Eat your own, be obedient"

It sounded like a kindergarten teacher.

The two children were really obedient, and they ate their own food. Lu Han sighed: It's quiet.

He Yihan is a person who doesn't pay attention to the road after eating. He walked to the outside a few times, and Luhan took the trouble to bring him back to the inside, and from time to time sent Wu Shixun to feed him. He was really tired.

Finally arrived at the hotel, the fish balls were finished, Luhan asked He Yihan to take Wu Shixun away with a few words.

On the way back, Luhan began to speak earnestly, "Sehun, what are you talking about with the little girl, you are just a child and let her order..."

Wu Shixun obediently followed Luhan, muttering what Luhan taught him.

Luhan →_→ "Did you listen to me?"

Oh Se-hoon is very well-behaved "yes"

Lu Han has no hope: With this reaction, he definitely didn't listen.

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Wu Yifan and Luhan left at noon the next day, leaving in batches, while He Yihan and Huang Zitao sneaked off to the airport.

On the way back, Huang Zitao felt that the atmosphere needed to be stirred up, so he started to talk about "Do you like Shixun?"

In such a silent atmosphere, such a sentence suddenly appeared, He Yihan looked up at Huang Zitao, "Brother, if we can't find a topic, let's stop talking."

Huang Zitao: "Isn't brother trying to find a topic?"

He Yihan had no choice but to "then keep looking"

Huang Zitao: "You answer my question first"

He Yihan: "Ang, my life"

Huang Zitao: "I thought you were born to be Brother Lu"

He Yihan: "...then you thought it was wrong"

The atmosphere was getting more and more awkward, but Huang Zitao didn't feel it, and said "Then you like Shixun just because you are chasing stars."

He Yihan: "Otherwise?"

Huang Zitao: "Then what kind of fan are you? Wife fan? Girlfriend fan? Mom fan?"

He Yihan would never say that he is a meat fan, a serious "career fan"

After the chat, Huang Zitao's greatest experience for He Yihan was the new realm of awkward chatting, he was quite happy when he was talking awkwardly on his own.

Huang Zitao said in different directions, since he learned martial arts, came to Korea as a trainee, and the fun things between his brothers, he said whatever he thought of, and he was very happy.

Only then did He Yihan realize that this brother is a chatterbox, and he is still in the late stage of chatterbox!

He Yihan thought that if she didn't get to the place again, she would play a horror movie that would hurt the enemy one thousand and self-damage eight hundred, to calm this brother down.

At the concert in the evening, Huang Zitao took He Yihan to the old place to support. After getting along with each other in the afternoon (Tao thinks it is), Huang Zitao has unilaterally drawn He Yihan into the group of friends, "Sister, get up!"

He Yihan was quite high at first, but compared to this brother, she is too weak. This brother is either high or crazy.

Huang Zitao supported He Yihan's shoulder with his right hand, dancing to the rhythm, He Yihan slapped his paw off indifferently.

Huang Zitao:? ? ? ?

Meeting the suspicious eyes of the other party, He Yihan replied lightly, "Don't press down, I'm afraid I won't grow taller"

Then the next scene He Yihan never expected!The brother walked around behind her, held her head in both hands and lifted it up violently, euphemistically saying: Help her grow up.

(メ｀ロ)/God help her grow taller!Your house is so long! ! !

He Yihan struggled to get away, and there was nothing to love in life, "Brother, take a break, please let me go, I want to grow naturally, I don't need to pluck the seedlings to help it grow"

He Yihan touched his neck, stop stretching the giraffe for her.

Huang Zitao patted He Yihan to comfort him, "Don't worry, my head is still there, I don't have that much strength"

He Yihan couldn't laugh or cry, "I thank you for not being so strong"

After the concert was over, He Yihan walked out by herself. She didn't want to be alone with this brother with a strange brain.

In Huang Zitao's eyes, the little girl has such short legs, and he catches up in minutes, holding the little girl's shoulders and turning backstage, "Brother Lu told me to take you with me for dinner"

He Yihan: "No, I'll go back to the hotel after eating out, and I have to pack things when I leave tomorrow."

Huang Zitao didn't listen. "There's still time to clean up after eating. What good food can you eat by yourself? You must have a takeaway snack to deal with it. It's not nutritious."

After struggling several times, He Yihan resigned to his fate, and it was right if he couldn't leave.

Backstage everyone changed clothes and removed makeup as quickly as possible, while He Yihan sat aside and tried to block Huang Zitao's chatter.

When He Yihan was knocked to sleep, Wu Shixun lifted the little girl up, and He Yihan stood up a bit confused, "What's wrong?"

Oh Sehun: "Let's go, let's eat"

Huang Zitao's dissatisfied voice came from beside his ear, "Am I talking so hypnotically? You fell asleep!"

He Yihan is very sincere, "It's quite hypnotic, just a little weaker than my math teacher"

Huang Zitao: "..."

Wu Shixun chuckled, stretched out his hand to pull He Yihan to the side, bypassing the place full of wires and "seeing the way"

He Yihan: "Oh"

Park Chanyeol and Byun Baekhyun, two professional gossip eaters, are always in the best position to pay attention silently. When others are knocking on their cp, they are squatting on children's cp.

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Luhan: I can't take it anymore!Get these two kids away!

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Luhan: Xun Na also includes you

Wu Sehun (ノДT): Brother, you don't love me anymore!

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Wang Jiaer:? ? ? ?