Wu Shixun: What about women chasing men?

He Yihan is happy to eat and drink fruit drinks, so he clicks on his mobile phone to find a drama to watch.

The phone ding-dong, and a message came in, a message from Wu Papi: Don't forget to pay the medical expenses, don't try to escape, it's useless, you can get a mortgage if you don't have money, and the house doesn't let you live for free, if you have rent, wait for me to be busy I will bring you the contract after these two days.

He Yihan: "..."

She took it, iron clothes.

He Yihan immediately called Luhan, and she wanted to sue, Wu Shixun is so stupid!

After making several calls in a row, the line was busy, He Yihan threw the phone on the sofa and rubbed her hair randomly, she was so angry!

At this time, Wu Shixun was on the phone with Luhan, "Xiaolu, don't reveal your secrets, if you are embarrassed to face it, don't answer the phone."

Luhan couldn't laugh or cry at Wu Shixun's sudden wickedness, "Why did you get into a fight with a little girl?"

"Don't worry about it, I don't really want money, I just want to tease her" It was rare for him to be interested.

"Sehun, what's your situation? Don't you never bother with girls?" Luhan smelled something unusual.

Wu Shixun sneered, "You think too much, I just can't swallow this breath, although she didn't do anything, but I just feel stuck"

Luhan sighed, "I asked you to take care of others, but you have become friends. I will join the filming team in two days, and I may not be able to receive the call."

"Understood, you are busy, I will see you when I have a rest"

"okay"

-

He Yihan didn't see Wu Shixun for the next week, she thought it was just a joke and didn't call Luhan again.

Every day, the school apartment is at two o'clock and one line. Occasionally, when there is no class in the afternoon, I will go shopping in the nearby market to buy vegetables, and then go home and cook a big meal to reward myself.

Going home humming a ditty, I opened the door, changed my shoes, passed by the living room, and saw someone Wu who came uninvited.

"Wu Shixun, why do you have the key?!" He Yihan suddenly felt that the safety of living in this house was not guaranteed.

Wu Shixun glanced at the bluffing He Yihan, raised his chin towards the coffee table, "Here is the contract, take a look, sign it if you can, and pay the rent every three months."

He Yihan put down his bag and went to get the contract, flipped through it, "I'll go, you're serious!"

Oh Sehun waved his hand up and down beside his face, "Do I not look serious?"

He Yihan rummaged through his pockets frantically looking for his phone. She wanted Luhan to comment. Wu Shixun obviously expected that she would call Luhan, "Xiaolu has recently joined the filming group and has no time to answer the phone."

He Yihan called, but no one answered.

Wu Shixun raised his legs, full of pride, "If I were you, I would take a good look at the contract first."

He Yihan calmed down and looked at the contract, calmed down and thought, although Brother Lu let her live in this house, after all, he was renting together at the beginning, and now his co-renting partner should ask her for the rent, so I don’t feel so angry after thinking about it up.

He Yihan carefully read the rental contract, there are no pitfalls, and the price is reasonable, "Okay, I'll sign it, do you have a pen?"

Wu Shixun dubiously took out the prepared signing pen, "Are you really optimistic? Don't regret after signing, and rely on me again"

"Don't worry, I, He Yihan, keep my word." He Yihan signed his name with a big stroke of a pen, "Okay, I will give you the rent in three months from today."

Wu Shixun was surprised that He Yihan didn't tear up the contract in anger, but signed it so happily "in duplicate, you keep it yourself"

"No problem, landlord brother"

Wu Shixun: "..."

Wu Shixun got up to leave, seeing the vegetables on the ground, "You... know how to cook?"

"Ang, is there a problem?"

Wu Shixun ate a meal just to stimulate He Yihan, "Can you eat it? Don't get food poisoning, but no one will save you"

What funny things He Yihan wants to hear "Let's stay and eat, let you experience the feeling of food poisoning"

"Farewell, I want to live a good life" Wu Shixun gestured to leave.

He Yihan couldn't stand the provocation, so he dragged Wu Shixun back, "Sit down and wait for me!"

Wu Shixun saw He Yihan enter the kitchen angrily with vegetables: Tsk tsk tsk, you are still young.

In order to prove that what he cooks is his own specialties, He Yihan "Let's eat"

Wu Shixun took him to eat Chinese food because his members were Chinese, and he also began to like Chinese food. He took a bite and put it in his mouth full of anticipation, and spit out "Shui Shui Shui!" in the next second.

He Yihan was indifferent, Wu Shixun opened the bottle of yogurt on the table by himself, and drank it all.

He Yihan who was snatched was not happy, "Who told you to drink my yogurt!"

Wu Shixun wiped the corner of his mouth "I paid for it"

He Yihan pursed his lips, "Tch"

Wu Shixun sat back across from He Yihan, "Tell me how much pepper you put?"

"I didn't let it go," He Yihan flatly denied.

Wu Shixun felt that there must be chili peppers under the dishes, and He Yihan stopped him as soon as he turned over the dishes with chopsticks, "Is it polite to use your own chopsticks to turn over the dishes?"

Wu Shixun put down his chopsticks and went to the kitchen to pick up a new pair of chopsticks. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the trash can and said, "He Yihan!"

Wu Shixun came out angrily, carrying the trash can, and looked at the layer of red peppers on the top of the trash can, "What about you, are you tired of picking peppers?"

"……Okay"

Don't eat this meal, there is nothing to eat, Wu Shixun is about to leave with his own things, He Yihan got up and hurriedly called him "wait a minute"

Wu Shixun really stopped to see what she was going to do again.

He Yihan stuffed the garbage bag into his hand, "It's troublesome, Kang Sang Mita"

Wu Shixun: "..."

Wu Shixun walked away with an empty stomach, and threw the garbage into the trash can. The more Wu Shixun thought about it, the more something went wrong, "Why should I help her throw out the garbage? Axi, have I lost my mind?"

He Yihan at home happily ate her own special dishes, and she was so distressed by losing so many peppers, so she wrapped the unfinished dishes in plastic wrap and put them in the refrigerator.

Since signing the contract this time, Wu Shixun came to He Yihan's apartment for dinner whenever he was free. I have to say that he went home and relished it. Although it tasted delicious except spicy, I would have known that I would eat more before coming back. Yes, I would rather drink two sips of water.

He Yihan refused this, and suddenly there were more friends in the family, so she wanted to do more, "Brother Landlord, is it really okay for you to come here for free?"

"I feel pretty good, what are you going to eat today?" Wu Shixun went to the kitchen and looked at the refrigerator, "You haven't bought any groceries in the past few days."

He Yihan is tired enough to go to class these days, how can he have time to buy groceries "no time"

Wu Shixun looked at the somewhat empty refrigerator, "I'm going to buy vegetables, what do you want to eat?"

He Yihan liked what he said, and immediately made a list for Wu Shixun, "That's about it, add what you like to eat"

Wu Shixun glanced indifferently at a sheet of A4 paper full of vegetables, "Are you deliberately not buying vegetables, just waiting for me to tell you to buy vegetables?"

"Tsk, that's pretty smart, let's go."

Wu Shixun smiled slightly, and walked out with He Yihan's back collar, He Yihan grabbed the sofa with all his strength, "I won't go, you will be surrounded wherever you go with this face, so I won't go out with you"

Wu Shixun violently snapped away He Yihan's hand holding the sofa, and carried the whole person to the door, stuffed the list into He Yihan's hand and pushed it out of the door, "You go, I won't go, go early and return early to pay attention to safety" and then nothing He closed the door without mercy.

He Yihan punched and kicked the air, go to hell, dog man!

Wu Shixun looked at He Yihan who was crazy outside through the doorbell, and couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing in vibration mode. This little kid is so interesting.

He Yihan, who was angry with the air, looked around to see if there was no one there, adjusted his hairstyle and clothes, and walked into the elevator as if nothing had happened.

He Yihan threw the paper away when he left the house. He wanted to make things difficult for Wu Shixun, but the good guy didn't plan to come out at all.

When he arrived at the market, He Yihan looked here and there, chatted with the small vendors, and after a while, he gained a lot of effort, and went back home when he couldn't carry it anymore. On the way back, He Yihan became more and more angry, and went downstairs to call Wu Shixun. Phone "I can't hold it anymore, come down and help me"

He Yihan put all the dishes at the door of the unit building, and when Wu Shixun came down, she got into the elevator, and closed the elevator door without waiting for Wu Shixun to come over with the things.

Oh Sehun: Hey, you little brat.

He Yihan stepped into the house first, oh, it feels really good to have someone to help carry things.

In the elevator, Wu Shixun took a general look at the dishes He Yihan bought, and when he entered the door, he began to report the name of the dish, "I want to eat Coca-Cola chicken wings braised in soy sauce, stir-fried seasonal vegetables, mushroom soup"

He Yihan twitched his eyes, "You really don't regard yourself as an outsider."

Oh Sehun took the dishes to the kitchen, "Stop putting some chili peppers, I'll watch you from the sidelines"

He Yihan rolled his eyes, "Hey landlord brother, let's discuss it."

Wu Shixun was instantly alert, "What discussion?"

"How about paying the rent for the meal?"

Wu Shixun felt that he was at a loss, "I can't come here a few times, and you want to pay the rent for a few meals? Are you kidding me?"

"Then why don't you come back a few more times to eat?" He Yihan didn't have any extra thoughts.

But Wu Sehun said, "Are you inviting me to stay permanently? Do you have any thoughts about me? Let me tell you that I'm not interested in brats"

He Yihan: "..." The mouth is so low!

He Yihan really wanted to give him a brainstorm, the longer she got along, the sacred brilliance of Wu Shixun in her heart disappeared.

He Yihan cooks in silence, while Wu Shixun is helping. If you don't know how to eat people with short mouths, let's beat him.

And He Yihan felt that Wu Shixun was either making trouble next to her or staring at her whether to let go of the chili pepper, "Brother Landlord, please move your noble feet and leave the kitchen, please?"

"You do what you want, and I don't get in the way"

"Why is it all right?"

"Oh, so there is love." Wu Shixun tilted his head and rolled his eyes with a smile.

He Yihan was stunned for a moment and then realized, "Go, go, you can go out!" Qian Yu^哾

He Yihan threw Wu Shixun out of the kitchen, turned his back and touched his hot face, she was a damned nympho, she had no concentration at all.

So handsome, so flirtatious!

Wu Shixun was not hanging around in front of her eyes, He Yihan continued to cook with a steady mind, and when she saw the mustard in the seasoning box, she had another idea hhhhh.

The dishes that Wu Shixun ordered were served one by one by He Yihan, and they also came with cold dishes.

Wu Shixun was delighted to serve the rice in a bowl, trying each dish first to see whether it was spicy or not. To his surprise, He Yihan didn't punish him, and ate with chopsticks open, except for the cold dish.

He Yihan felt strange, "Why don't you eat cold dishes?"

Wu Shixun chuckled, "I have a good nose, the smell of mustard is so strong, you think I'm stupid"

He Yihan: "..." Damn, I was careless.

He Yihan was dissatisfied, "Your nose is broken, I didn't put mustard at all, don't blindly wrong good people"

As he said that, he took a mouthful of rice and ate it without changing his face. He calmly took a mouthful of rice and took another mouthful.

Wu Shixun was dubious, could it be that he heard it wrong?Tentatively, he picked up one piece and ate it. It seemed that there was no mustard taste, so he ate it with another chopstick. He forgot the mustard and reacted, and the smell rushed into his nostrils.

Looking at He Yihan on the opposite side, he laughed and looked at him with tears in his eyes. The picture is too beautiful to look at.

"He Yihan, you really hurt the enemy one thousand and yourself eight hundred!"

The two were gargling each other while drinking water with tears in their eyes. The scene was weird and funny.

After eating a meal without stopping, the two sat on the sofa when they were full, and before they knew it was getting late, Wu Shixun rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, "I'm leaving."

He Yihan really didn't want to touch "Ang, bye"

Wu Shixun cheered up and changed his shoes and left. Zheng Chengtai drove to pick him up, "Brother, I really admire you, don't you think it's a hassle?"

"You control me!" Wu Shixun put on his seat belt.

"Xun, if you are really interested in the little girl, just chase after her, don't boil the frog in warm water."

"You're a frog, sleepy, call me somewhere" Wu Shixun leaned back and fell asleep.

Zheng Chengtai: "..."

When he was about to arrive at the EXO dormitory, Wu Shixun's phone rang. Wu Shixun flipped through his phone in a daze, and saw that it was a kid's call, and answered "What's wrong?"

"Brother Landlord, have you...arrived at the dormitory?" He Yihan asked cautiously.

Wu Shixun looked at the dormitory not far away, "Here we are, what's the matter?"

He Yihan said awkwardly, "Then can you come back for a while?"

Wu Shixun: "..."

He Yihan stood downstairs in the apartment building and looked at his window, "Can I say that I threw out the trash and forgot to bring my keys?"

Wu Shixun: "..."