After dressing as a villain, I met the reborn male protagonist
Chapter 4 Minesweeper
Cheng Xiaoshan returned to Weiyang Palace with a large group of prisoners from the Shen family.
The palace people probably didn't expect that Cheng Xiaoshan could bring so many people back when he went out, and they all became worried and grey-haired, saying that the house was not enough to live in.
Cheng Xiaoshan didn't take it seriously, he only pointed out the father and son of the Shen family, and sent them to repair the bone bridge with a wave of his hand.
After solving Shen Qingbai, Cheng Xiaoshan felt that he had passed the ten-day crisis, and he relaxed limply, not aware of Shen Qingbai's abnormality at all.
However, what Cheng Xiaoshan doesn't know is that the most dangerous person right now is actually the Son of Destiny who pretended to be weak and went back to Weiyang Palace with him after rebirth in order to find out what medicine he sold in his gourd.
Cheng Fei's people were everywhere in Weiyang Palace, Cheng Xiaoshan thought to himself that there were so many people, and felt that Shen Qingbai was just a trapped beast in a cage, and he couldn't make any splashes.
Once the spirit is relaxed, a deep tiredness will sweep over, Cheng Xiaoshan retreats all the attendants, and goes straight to Cheng Cheng's extravagant bedroom inlaid with gold and jade, intending to catch up on sleep first.
The sky is big and the earth is big, sleep is the biggest, what can't be solved by sleeping?
Maybe when I wake up, the dream will wake up.
Besides, for a dead house like him who wished to lie dead at home except for catching up with the announcement, there was no place in the world more comfortable than a bedroom.
After a while, Cheng Xiaoshan finally got his wish and saw his "relatives", and he rushed to the big bed at a speed comparable to that of contemporary college students going to the cafeteria after class at noon.
In fact, to a certain extent, Cheng Fei and Cheng Xiaoshan are like-minded, after all, they both like beds.
The original owner, Cheng Fei, is a pervert who likes to double cultivate with beautiful teenagers. The bed he usually sleeps in is big and soft, and the headboard of the bed is tied with an ambiguous red curtain tulle.An eagle in Cheng Xiaoshan spread its wings and flew onto the bed, most of his face was buried in the bright red soft quilt, his face was full of happiness.
Ah, the bed.
There was no one left or right. In order to relieve his nerves that had been tense all day long, Cheng Xiaoshan simply let himself go, rolling around on the bed with the quilt in his arms, arranging himself in a big font for a while, sticking out his buttocks, and Dive into the pillow.
Bed, bed!As sleepiness grew stronger, Cheng Xiaoshan lay on the pile of quilts with his ass pouted, thinking in a daze: You are really my ideal in the world, the last stubborn one.
Please let me meet and fall in love with you every night, let me touch your softness and smell your fragrance.
Let me draw the heavy curtains and close the cold windows for you.
Let me be intoxicated in your fiery hot chest, and lie down for eternity...
...
In a haze, Cheng Xiaoshan felt that he had returned to the modern times, his whole body was light and light, and he was surrounded by many people.
The director, the lighting engineer, the martial arts director, the prop teacher, the make-up artist, and the group performers, all of whom seemed to be owed 800 million by him, stared at him with red eyes and expressionless faces.
Standing at the front is Shen Yingdi.
"Cheng Xiaoshan! Can you still act? If you can't act, get out!"
Cheng Xiaoshan's eyes were reddened, and he watched Actor Shen snatch his script, angrily pointing at the important points circled above, and roaring.
"Did I teach you by hand yesterday? Did I read it to you sentence by sentence? Did I highlight the key points for you?"
"Obviously I've already learned it, why can't it work as soon as I have a camera! I think you are deliberately torturing me, Cheng Xiaoshan!"
"..."
No, I'm not, I'm in a hurry too.Cheng Xiaoshan said in his heart.
It's a pity that Actor Shen's sense of oppression is too strong, which made his poor tongue even worse.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't want to...
Cheng Xiaoshan stood there trembling, shrinking his neck, like a primary school student who failed an exam and was invited by the teacher to be a parent, apologizing to everyone in his heart.
The more anxious you are, the more you can't speak, the more you can't speak, the more anxious you are.
For a moment, Cheng Xiaoshan only felt that his throat was stuck by something, and even breathing became difficult.
I'm sorry, are you...
...
"……sorry!"
Cheng Xiaoshan suddenly opened his eyes, sat up in cold sweat, his fingertips were icy cold.
What came into view was still the ambiguous bedroom with layers of bead curtains, sweet and greasy. It turned out that he was just dreaming, and he didn't really return to the modern age.
Looking at the dancing candle flames not far away, Cheng Xiaoshan was at a loss for a moment.
It's so annoying, why even in my dream, I have to be pointed at the nose by that violent actor.
Thinking about it now, it doesn't seem so good to go back.
But it's not okay to stay, because there is another Shen Qingbai who looks exactly like the actor...
Being scolded by the actor is at best a shame, but staying with Shen Qingbai for a long time is a loss of life.Cheng Xiaoshan suddenly woke up from the nightmare, wanting to cry but without tears, subconsciously began to pick the biggest night pearl embedded in the center of the bed.
Sigh while digging, sigh while digging.
creak-
A light sound was heard unexpectedly, and the door of the bedroom was pushed open.Cheng Xiaoshan turned his head following the sound, and was stunned for a moment when he saw Zhenan's grimace.
Zhenan was also very surprised.
When Zhenan saw Cheng Xiaoshan who was squatting on the bed picking Ye Mingzhu, his expression was obviously distorted.
"Palace Master, I just heard movement from your side."
Fortunately, although Zhenan's face was rotten, he managed his expressions very well. He quickly adjusted his expression in front of Cheng Xiaoshan, and asked dutifully, "What happened?"
Cheng Xiaoshan: "..."
It was only after being dazed for a while that Cheng Xiaoshan slowly realized that the so-called movement in Zhennan's words was probably the sentence he blurted out just now while he was half asleep and half awake.
Cheng Xiaoshan: "...No, you heard wrong."
Zhenan didn't answer, but just looked at Cheng Xiaoshan wrongly, as if he wanted to see from Cheng Xiaoshan's gorgeous face whether he was lying or not.
Zhenan didn't speak, Cheng Xiaoshan had no choice but to continue to squat on the bed, not daring to act rashly.
After a while, Zhe Nan finally lowered his eyes, and muttered to himself thoughtfully: "That's right, counting the days, it's almost time."
Cheng Xiaoshan: "?"
What?Brother, what are you talking about?You nasty natives, can you say something I can catch up with, and don't always make me play out some plots that are not in the script?
You will die, you will really die, you will die if you use your brain too much!
Seeing that Cheng Xiaoshan's eyes were wide open and he looked immobile, Zhenan couldn't read minds, and couldn't guess what kind of twists and turns Cheng Xiaoshan had just experienced in his heart, so he just said to himself: "A Fei, have you lost your mind again?" Can't sleep because of the pain?"
Cheng Xiaoshan: "..." Ah... Fei...? ? ?
what the hell!It's not even written in the script!
Under Cheng Xiaoshan's horrified gaze, Zhenan suddenly let out a long sigh, walked straight to him, leaned over, and looked worried.
There is also a little bit of happiness in the worry.
"A Fei, only at this time are you willing to talk to me calmly." Zhe Nan laughed at himself, raised his right hand into the air, as if he wanted to help Cheng Xiaoshan put his hair behind his ear , but somehow gave up again.
"A Fei, do you really want to double cultivate with Shen Qingbai?" Zhe Nan asked.
Hearing this, Cheng Xiaoshan, whose brain was still in a dead state, nodded instinctively, and shook his head after nodding.
"no, I do not……"
"I understand." Before Cheng Xiaoshan could refute, Zhenan interrupted him, nodded in frustration, "Shen Qingbai is a water bone, you are a wooden bone, he can relieve your pain."
Cheng Xiaoshan held his forehead silently, unable to understand anything.
Now Cheng Xiaoshan can figure it out, maybe because the script is too rough, this world actually has the function of automatically completing details.
In other words, he thought that he would be invincible all the way because he was familiar with the development of the plot, but in fact, all he knew was a skeleton with thunder on the soles of his feet.
He didn't come to be a prophet, he came to play minesweeper.
Even the most reliable advantage was gone. At this moment, Cheng Xiaoshan felt that his head was about to explode. He put his forehead against the night pearl on the bed, shut up and wanted to cry.
However, Zhe Nan lost the vision he had during the day, and was still chattering in front of him, talking like a cannonball.
Zhe Nan said: "A Fei, it's not that I don't want you and Shen Qingbai to cultivate together, but Tianji Pavilion's predictions have always been accurate. If you rashly spare his life, it may be a disaster in the future."
He paused, sighed again, and looked down at his fingertips.
Zhe Nan is a bone of fire, and because he practiced evil spells, he was extremely incompatible with Cheng Fei, and even his own handsome and handsome face was ruined by the evil spells.
"Forget it, I'll listen to you."
"It's just Ah Fei, after tonight, Shen Qingbai must die, do you understand?"
Cheng Xiaoshan blinked in confusion.
Do you listen to me?What do I say and you listen to me?Are all the villain lackeys in the world good at reading comprehension?
Cheng Xiaoshan was really dumbfounded by Zhe Nan's words, and just about to open his mouth to ask a few words, a sudden burst of pain made him feel as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and he could no longer speak.
It hurts...!
It's like stringing him up and putting him on a big fire.
Cheng Xiaoshan's teeth chattered from the pain, and he fell down on the bed, his eyes were red, and tears burst out immediately.
I have never suffered from this crime since I was a child.
Although it was burned by fire, Cheng Xiaoshan only felt cold.
Fortunately, the pain didn't last long. After about one stick of incense, Cheng Xiaoshan finally regained his strength. When he opened his eyes, he saw Zhenan sitting on the edge of the bed with his hands frozen in midair. The appearance of daring to hug.
After the pain came fear, Cheng Xiaoshan's head was empty, he blinked unconsciously, tears burst again, he hugged himself into a ball aggrieved, like a frightened little rabbit.
Huh... It's better to go home, what the hell is this place, the original owner must have practiced too much, right...
On the opposite side, Zhe Nan looked down at Cheng Xiaoshan for a long time, clenched his fists and then loosened them, finally made up his mind, got up and walked out of the hall.
Cheng Xiaoshan looked at the back of Zhe Nan's Jue Jue with hazy eyes and felt something was wrong.
Cheng Xiaoshan: "...what are you doing?"
Zhe Nan: "Go and bind Shen Qingbai and come here, I will give you double cultivation!"
The palace people probably didn't expect that Cheng Xiaoshan could bring so many people back when he went out, and they all became worried and grey-haired, saying that the house was not enough to live in.
Cheng Xiaoshan didn't take it seriously, he only pointed out the father and son of the Shen family, and sent them to repair the bone bridge with a wave of his hand.
After solving Shen Qingbai, Cheng Xiaoshan felt that he had passed the ten-day crisis, and he relaxed limply, not aware of Shen Qingbai's abnormality at all.
However, what Cheng Xiaoshan doesn't know is that the most dangerous person right now is actually the Son of Destiny who pretended to be weak and went back to Weiyang Palace with him after rebirth in order to find out what medicine he sold in his gourd.
Cheng Fei's people were everywhere in Weiyang Palace, Cheng Xiaoshan thought to himself that there were so many people, and felt that Shen Qingbai was just a trapped beast in a cage, and he couldn't make any splashes.
Once the spirit is relaxed, a deep tiredness will sweep over, Cheng Xiaoshan retreats all the attendants, and goes straight to Cheng Cheng's extravagant bedroom inlaid with gold and jade, intending to catch up on sleep first.
The sky is big and the earth is big, sleep is the biggest, what can't be solved by sleeping?
Maybe when I wake up, the dream will wake up.
Besides, for a dead house like him who wished to lie dead at home except for catching up with the announcement, there was no place in the world more comfortable than a bedroom.
After a while, Cheng Xiaoshan finally got his wish and saw his "relatives", and he rushed to the big bed at a speed comparable to that of contemporary college students going to the cafeteria after class at noon.
In fact, to a certain extent, Cheng Fei and Cheng Xiaoshan are like-minded, after all, they both like beds.
The original owner, Cheng Fei, is a pervert who likes to double cultivate with beautiful teenagers. The bed he usually sleeps in is big and soft, and the headboard of the bed is tied with an ambiguous red curtain tulle.An eagle in Cheng Xiaoshan spread its wings and flew onto the bed, most of his face was buried in the bright red soft quilt, his face was full of happiness.
Ah, the bed.
There was no one left or right. In order to relieve his nerves that had been tense all day long, Cheng Xiaoshan simply let himself go, rolling around on the bed with the quilt in his arms, arranging himself in a big font for a while, sticking out his buttocks, and Dive into the pillow.
Bed, bed!As sleepiness grew stronger, Cheng Xiaoshan lay on the pile of quilts with his ass pouted, thinking in a daze: You are really my ideal in the world, the last stubborn one.
Please let me meet and fall in love with you every night, let me touch your softness and smell your fragrance.
Let me draw the heavy curtains and close the cold windows for you.
Let me be intoxicated in your fiery hot chest, and lie down for eternity...
...
In a haze, Cheng Xiaoshan felt that he had returned to the modern times, his whole body was light and light, and he was surrounded by many people.
The director, the lighting engineer, the martial arts director, the prop teacher, the make-up artist, and the group performers, all of whom seemed to be owed 800 million by him, stared at him with red eyes and expressionless faces.
Standing at the front is Shen Yingdi.
"Cheng Xiaoshan! Can you still act? If you can't act, get out!"
Cheng Xiaoshan's eyes were reddened, and he watched Actor Shen snatch his script, angrily pointing at the important points circled above, and roaring.
"Did I teach you by hand yesterday? Did I read it to you sentence by sentence? Did I highlight the key points for you?"
"Obviously I've already learned it, why can't it work as soon as I have a camera! I think you are deliberately torturing me, Cheng Xiaoshan!"
"..."
No, I'm not, I'm in a hurry too.Cheng Xiaoshan said in his heart.
It's a pity that Actor Shen's sense of oppression is too strong, which made his poor tongue even worse.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't want to...
Cheng Xiaoshan stood there trembling, shrinking his neck, like a primary school student who failed an exam and was invited by the teacher to be a parent, apologizing to everyone in his heart.
The more anxious you are, the more you can't speak, the more you can't speak, the more anxious you are.
For a moment, Cheng Xiaoshan only felt that his throat was stuck by something, and even breathing became difficult.
I'm sorry, are you...
...
"……sorry!"
Cheng Xiaoshan suddenly opened his eyes, sat up in cold sweat, his fingertips were icy cold.
What came into view was still the ambiguous bedroom with layers of bead curtains, sweet and greasy. It turned out that he was just dreaming, and he didn't really return to the modern age.
Looking at the dancing candle flames not far away, Cheng Xiaoshan was at a loss for a moment.
It's so annoying, why even in my dream, I have to be pointed at the nose by that violent actor.
Thinking about it now, it doesn't seem so good to go back.
But it's not okay to stay, because there is another Shen Qingbai who looks exactly like the actor...
Being scolded by the actor is at best a shame, but staying with Shen Qingbai for a long time is a loss of life.Cheng Xiaoshan suddenly woke up from the nightmare, wanting to cry but without tears, subconsciously began to pick the biggest night pearl embedded in the center of the bed.
Sigh while digging, sigh while digging.
creak-
A light sound was heard unexpectedly, and the door of the bedroom was pushed open.Cheng Xiaoshan turned his head following the sound, and was stunned for a moment when he saw Zhenan's grimace.
Zhenan was also very surprised.
When Zhenan saw Cheng Xiaoshan who was squatting on the bed picking Ye Mingzhu, his expression was obviously distorted.
"Palace Master, I just heard movement from your side."
Fortunately, although Zhenan's face was rotten, he managed his expressions very well. He quickly adjusted his expression in front of Cheng Xiaoshan, and asked dutifully, "What happened?"
Cheng Xiaoshan: "..."
It was only after being dazed for a while that Cheng Xiaoshan slowly realized that the so-called movement in Zhennan's words was probably the sentence he blurted out just now while he was half asleep and half awake.
Cheng Xiaoshan: "...No, you heard wrong."
Zhenan didn't answer, but just looked at Cheng Xiaoshan wrongly, as if he wanted to see from Cheng Xiaoshan's gorgeous face whether he was lying or not.
Zhenan didn't speak, Cheng Xiaoshan had no choice but to continue to squat on the bed, not daring to act rashly.
After a while, Zhe Nan finally lowered his eyes, and muttered to himself thoughtfully: "That's right, counting the days, it's almost time."
Cheng Xiaoshan: "?"
What?Brother, what are you talking about?You nasty natives, can you say something I can catch up with, and don't always make me play out some plots that are not in the script?
You will die, you will really die, you will die if you use your brain too much!
Seeing that Cheng Xiaoshan's eyes were wide open and he looked immobile, Zhenan couldn't read minds, and couldn't guess what kind of twists and turns Cheng Xiaoshan had just experienced in his heart, so he just said to himself: "A Fei, have you lost your mind again?" Can't sleep because of the pain?"
Cheng Xiaoshan: "..." Ah... Fei...? ? ?
what the hell!It's not even written in the script!
Under Cheng Xiaoshan's horrified gaze, Zhenan suddenly let out a long sigh, walked straight to him, leaned over, and looked worried.
There is also a little bit of happiness in the worry.
"A Fei, only at this time are you willing to talk to me calmly." Zhe Nan laughed at himself, raised his right hand into the air, as if he wanted to help Cheng Xiaoshan put his hair behind his ear , but somehow gave up again.
"A Fei, do you really want to double cultivate with Shen Qingbai?" Zhe Nan asked.
Hearing this, Cheng Xiaoshan, whose brain was still in a dead state, nodded instinctively, and shook his head after nodding.
"no, I do not……"
"I understand." Before Cheng Xiaoshan could refute, Zhenan interrupted him, nodded in frustration, "Shen Qingbai is a water bone, you are a wooden bone, he can relieve your pain."
Cheng Xiaoshan held his forehead silently, unable to understand anything.
Now Cheng Xiaoshan can figure it out, maybe because the script is too rough, this world actually has the function of automatically completing details.
In other words, he thought that he would be invincible all the way because he was familiar with the development of the plot, but in fact, all he knew was a skeleton with thunder on the soles of his feet.
He didn't come to be a prophet, he came to play minesweeper.
Even the most reliable advantage was gone. At this moment, Cheng Xiaoshan felt that his head was about to explode. He put his forehead against the night pearl on the bed, shut up and wanted to cry.
However, Zhe Nan lost the vision he had during the day, and was still chattering in front of him, talking like a cannonball.
Zhe Nan said: "A Fei, it's not that I don't want you and Shen Qingbai to cultivate together, but Tianji Pavilion's predictions have always been accurate. If you rashly spare his life, it may be a disaster in the future."
He paused, sighed again, and looked down at his fingertips.
Zhe Nan is a bone of fire, and because he practiced evil spells, he was extremely incompatible with Cheng Fei, and even his own handsome and handsome face was ruined by the evil spells.
"Forget it, I'll listen to you."
"It's just Ah Fei, after tonight, Shen Qingbai must die, do you understand?"
Cheng Xiaoshan blinked in confusion.
Do you listen to me?What do I say and you listen to me?Are all the villain lackeys in the world good at reading comprehension?
Cheng Xiaoshan was really dumbfounded by Zhe Nan's words, and just about to open his mouth to ask a few words, a sudden burst of pain made him feel as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and he could no longer speak.
It hurts...!
It's like stringing him up and putting him on a big fire.
Cheng Xiaoshan's teeth chattered from the pain, and he fell down on the bed, his eyes were red, and tears burst out immediately.
I have never suffered from this crime since I was a child.
Although it was burned by fire, Cheng Xiaoshan only felt cold.
Fortunately, the pain didn't last long. After about one stick of incense, Cheng Xiaoshan finally regained his strength. When he opened his eyes, he saw Zhenan sitting on the edge of the bed with his hands frozen in midair. The appearance of daring to hug.
After the pain came fear, Cheng Xiaoshan's head was empty, he blinked unconsciously, tears burst again, he hugged himself into a ball aggrieved, like a frightened little rabbit.
Huh... It's better to go home, what the hell is this place, the original owner must have practiced too much, right...
On the opposite side, Zhe Nan looked down at Cheng Xiaoshan for a long time, clenched his fists and then loosened them, finally made up his mind, got up and walked out of the hall.
Cheng Xiaoshan looked at the back of Zhe Nan's Jue Jue with hazy eyes and felt something was wrong.
Cheng Xiaoshan: "...what are you doing?"
Zhe Nan: "Go and bind Shen Qingbai and come here, I will give you double cultivation!"
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