[Comprehensive British and American] Einstein's male god

Chapter [-] Professor Umbridge

Restarting the magic pattern is easy to say, but it is not the same thing in practice.

To clearly understand the operation of the magic pattern, one must first understand the meaning of its pattern. For this reason, the two of them once again spent a lot of time disassembling the magic tattoo.

Perhaps because of this, Winnie accidentally fell ill, and was stopped by Draco directly. After drinking the potion, she could only lie on the bed and rest.

It was already the last week before the end of the summer vacation, and they didn't have much time. Voldemort's patience was getting worse and worse. Between the Elder Wand and the magic cabinet, one had to be completed first.

Dizzy, Winnie only saw Draco very busy putting the book on the ground, with his back to her, squatting in front of the disappearing cabinet, not knowing what he was doing.

After a long time, she gradually fell asleep, and when she woke up again, she saw Draco's enlarged face.

Draco reached out and touched Winnie's forehead, and asked softly, "How does it feel?"

"It's much better." Winnie took a moment to sit up from the sofa slowly, and the robe slipped off her body, only then did she realize that Draco had covered her with his own robe.

Draco sat on the sofa, squinting his eyes happily, feeling in a good mood.

"You look happy." Winnie sensed Draco's emotions herself, with a slightly smug and joyful expression.

Draco rested his head on Winnie's lap, found a comfortable position, and said lazily: "Because I have already repaired the disappearing cabinet."

"Has it been repaired?" Winnie looked at Draco blankly.

As soon as she wakes up, the disappearing cabinet will be repaired?

"Such a simple matter is impossible for a Malfoy." Draco pursed his lips, and his tone sounded very smug.

However, a while ago, I didn't know who was constantly irritated and distressed by this.

On the first day of school, nearly a quarter of them did not come back, and the rest came back because they believed in the safety of the castle. On this day, Harry Potter and Alan Felton also officially appeared in all schools. people's eyes.

No matter which college it is, they are very happy for the return of these two people. In addition, Dumbledore announced that after the ruling of the principals and ministers of the three colleges, it was unanimous that the Goblet of Fire belonged to Hogwarts, and Harry and Al The two became double champions.As soon as the news came out, all the students cheered enthusiastically.

It's just that this kind of joy didn't last long, and a news like a bomb came in.

Many saw a headline in this morning's Daily Prophet—Ministry of Magic seeks education reform, Dolores Umbridge appointed first Senior Inquisitor.

After careful consideration, the Ministry of Magic passed a new decree yesterday. Based on this period of time, the Ministry of Magic has received more and more complaints about Hogwarts, and students have been injured from time to time. This is unbelievable. Don't worry about the status quo at Hogwarts.

Therefore, after harvesting the parents' concerns and discussing it, I also feel that it is necessary to conduct a comprehensive review of Hogwarts at this moment.

Accordingly, Minister Rufus Scrimgeour passed Educational Order No. 20 II and ensured that if Dumbledore could not provide a suitable candidate for the teaching position, the Ministry of Magic would recommend a suitable candidate.

After the meeting, because Dumbledore could not find a suitable candidate for the teaching position, the Ministry of Magic will appoint Dolores Umbridge as the first senior investigator, and Umbridge will have the right to review All Hogwarts faculty and colleagues ensure that their teaching and character can meet the standard.

"Umbridge?" Betty looked at her little friend incredulously, "Why should she!"

"It's written on it, because she can provide the Ministry of Magic with the real situation and feedback information of Hogwarts in a timely manner." Winnie said the contents of the Daily Prophet.

"I heard that those members of the Ministry of Magic and the board of directors who protested the appointment of investigators to Hogwarts have all been resigned." Jacob said angrily, "The Ministry of Magic is determined to control Hogwarts, and everything is an excuse. To cover up their true purpose!"

"Moreover, it was also mentioned in the daily paper that Dolores Umbridge thought it was totally wrong to hire Lyme Lupin the werewolf, Rubeus Hagrid the half-blood giant, and the former Auror Mad-Eye Moody. Dumbledore was too messy. Come on, ignore the real needs of the students, and is not suitable for the post of principal." Justin, who had been listening silently, also joined the discussion.

"Who is Dolores Umbridge?" Betsy La asked curiously.

"An old woman?" Betty glanced at Dolores Umbridge who was sitting at the teacher's desk and eating.

Jacob pursed his lips and rolled his eyes at Betty, "Thank you for your perfect answer, Student White."

Betty snorted coldly and refused to respond.

After everyone finished eating, Dumbledore, who was sitting at the teacher's table, stood up.

"Before you leave the Great Hall, I have a few things to announce. First of all, we applaud the returning Harry Potter and Alan Felton. They have brought us Hogwarts a long-lost honor." Dumbledore As soon as he finished speaking, applause and whistle sounded.

After the applause and whistles subsided, Dumbledore continued: "Then, apart from not casting magic in the corridors, many rules were added. Mr. Filch has posted the list in his office. Outside the door, please take a look when you have time."

"This is not a question-and-answer session in class, please put down your hand first, Miss Granger." Dumbledore said with a smile, and then the whole auditorium suddenly burst into laughter, and Hermione put her hand down with a flushed face .

"Finally, today, there will be two changes in our teaching team. The first one is that Professor Graplan will return to our school to serve as your professor of protection of magical creatures. Please give us a big round of applause, welcome Graplan Professor Poullan." Dumbledore and Graplan exchanged glances, and the latter stood up with a smile on his face, accepting the warm welcome from the students before sitting down.

"In addition, the Ministry of Magic has appointed a new person to be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts. She is Dolores Umbridge." Just after Dumbledore finished speaking, Dolores Umbridge had already Standing up by himself, with a proud look on his face, he waited for the applause of everyone.

Unexpectedly, Dolores Umbridge was greeted with silence.

Umbridge held back his embarrassment and anger, and tried his best to pretend to be calm and published: "Thank you Dumbledore, I must say that it feels really good to be back at my alma mater."

Umbridge's high-pitched voice, combined with her exaggerated attire, is really unlikable.

A fluffy little red cardigan, with a big little red bow on the taupe curly hair, short and fat, with her pale toad-like face and sagging eyelids, people can't help but For one of the cold.

What terrible taste this is!

However, Umbridge herself felt that there was no problem with all of this, and she just started her tirade, from the purpose of the Ministry of Magic to the history of Hogwarts, and then to the fact that Quidditch should not exist.

In half an hour, Umbridge had aroused disgust and dissatisfaction among the upper and lower students, and at the same time offended those who loved Quidditch.

"Congratulations to Dolores Umbridge, she has become the first person I hate the most." Betty said with a straight face.

"Agreed." Jacob echoed concisely.

"I think the following life should be very exciting." Justin sighed helplessly, he could already think of the following sad... urging life.

First Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Umbridge, still wearing the same fuzzy pink cardigan as yesterday, with a big black bow in her head, was sitting at the teacher's desk, waiting for the students to walk in.

"Do you know what I thought of?" Jacob whispered before entering the classroom. Seeing Winnie and the others cast a puzzled expression at him, he said slowly, "A big fly accidentally landed on a big fly. On the head of the toad."

Betty and Justin couldn't help bursting into laughter.

Winnie looked at Jacob, secretly admiring his imagination.

After everyone sat down, Umbridge stood up from his seat, walked around the table, came to the front, and said, "Good morning, students!"

"Good morning." Only a few classmates responded to Umbridge.

Umbridge frowned slightly, "Oh, this is a bit disrespectful, when the professor says good morning to you, you should say, good morning, Professor Umbridge."

Everyone looked at me, and Umbridge said again, "Come on, let me hear your energetic voices."

"Good morning, Professor Umbridge!" everyone shouted in unison.

"This is really stupid." Betty couldn't help shouting in Winnie's ear.

In the whole class, Umbridge spent more than half of the time introducing himself and his views on Defense Against the Dark Arts, which was so dull that it made people sleepy.

"I hope you don't interrupt or retort when I ask you questions, I just want to hear yes, Professor Umbridge." Umbridge looked at everyone present, "Understood?"

"Yes, Professor Umbridge." Everyone said in unison again.

"Very good." Umbridge pursed her lips in satisfaction, and then officially entered the class. She wrote three important points on the blackboard, explaining that this was what she would talk about for the next semester.

As soon as this tutorial came out, everyone was stunned, because there was no practical link at all, either it was a theory class or a debate class.

It is completely different from their previous class mode!

The author has something to say: After solving Dolores Umbridge, it will be Voldemort!