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On the way, he received instructions from the beast brother to go home on a remote road with few people. On the road, he should not honk his horn and make as little sound as possible. He also sent an inexplicable audio to play in the car. Zhou Wei was completely confused.

But Yin Jiang's state is abnormal, which can be felt as soon as he meets him. Every word of the beast brother is an imperial edict, and he must obey it, otherwise he may die halfway.

Zhou, the male nanny Wei, sent the three-and-a-half and seven-and-a-half years old back home, but he still kept a half-open mouth and stood in the porch looking at them.

Yin Jiang propped his feet against the shoe cabinet, while watching Jiang Yin squatting in front of him to change his shoes, he looked at Zhou Wei impatiently.

He wrote question marks all over his face, "Why doesn't this idiot leave?"

Zhou Wei's back was numb from being stared at, and he finally came to his senses: "Uh..."

He wanted to say hello to Jiang Yin and leave, but he didn't dare to shout out because he wanted to say hello to the little brother of the beast. The seven-and-a-half-year-old stared at his paw, biting his teeth, quickly retracted, backed up and stood against the wall, and felt that he really touched Jiang Yin a second late, and his paw had to be broken here on the spot.

The cat carrying the handle can't be touched casually, it will die faster than making noise.

Jiang Yin changed into his slippers and put his shoes in order before getting up, and briskly said to the male nanny: "Second senior brother, go back, I can do it."

Zhou Wei opened his mouth and made a lip gesture: "Tomorrow...?"

Jiang Yin took a look at his mobile phone, Zhou Wei comprehendingly said OK and left in a hurry.

At this time, the queen and his wife hadn't returned home, and there were only three and a half years old and seven and a half years old left in the family, and the three and a half years old were obviously a little excited.

Jiang Yin asked: "Is it better now, do you want to take a bath and relax?"

Yin Jiang said: "Yes."

"Then I'll give you a bath!" Big Cat smiled expectantly.

Yin Jiang looked at him: "I have been taking a bath by myself since I was three years old!"

Jiang Yin pursed his lips, not wanting to give up, "I can..." Wash your hair and give you a massage...

Yin Jiang turned his head to interrupt him: "My dad said that when you grow up, you can't be naked in front of others."

Then I am not someone else!It's a pity that I dare not say it...

Jiang Yin nodded helplessly: "Okay~ I'll get you some water."

Yin Jiang said again: "But we can take a shower together."

"Okay! Let's wash together." The big cat became happy instantly, and went to the bathroom in a skip.

Yin Jiang stood in the bedroom in a daze for a while, opened the closet and took out the barbell and held it up, then began to look at his room indifferently, and moved outside to have a look.Very well, this is not the house in his memory. Although the layout is very similar, he can still feel that there are some differences. It really has been a long time since he came out during the day... How long has it been?

Am I still seven and a half?

He was confused for a while, and immediately gave up thinking: it's boring, it will be the same for a long time!

No one expects him to come out except the kitten.

Can't avoid it like a ghost.

The big cat put out the water and came out to call him. The seven and a half year old classmate went in holding the barbell, and did not let go of the iron lump in his hand after taking off his clothes.Even taking a shower with an iron is really...

Jiang Yin looked at him for a while and couldn't help asking: "...Why do you keep holding this thing?"

Yin Jiang soaked in the big bathtub and paddled, raised the iron to look at it, and seemed a little shocked: "Huh? Forgot to put it down."

He put the barbell next to him, and within a minute, he unconsciously held it in his hand.

It's like it would be very unsteady if you don't hold something in your hand.

Jiang Yin was stunned for a moment, stroked his hair a little distressed, and became happy again.

Finally take a bath together~

You can tick a few more ticks in the books!

"Stay still, I'll wash your hair~"

"Ah."

Take a shower together. √, completed.

Shampoo him. √, completed.

Choose clothes for him. √, completed.

Feed him sweets. √, completed.

Drink a glass of milk together. √, completed.

yeah!Than a V!

The next item is... cook him dinner. ?

The big cat frowned, he doesn't know how to cook, Yin Jiang has always cooked for him!The talent in this part of the kitchen has probably been deleted, except for boiling water, it can only be heated in a microwave oven.

But I can't help but cook for him...

The big cat looked at the refrigerator and was happy again. There are dumplings and glutinous rice balls. This is simple, just boil it.

He knows how to boil water. He saw that Yin Dingshan cooked it before. The dumplings and glutinous rice balls only need to float for two to three minutes before they are cooked.

That's great, God help me!

Jiang Yin turned around and asked, "Dumplings and glutinous rice balls, what do you want to eat?"

"Whatever, I'm not picky eaters, as long as it's not poisonous." Yin Jiang licked the beard around his lips, and stood obediently beside him.

"Then glutinous rice balls, sweet ones, sesame ones~" Jiang Yin twisted the bag of glutinous rice balls and walked to the stove.

Yin Jiang reminded: "Don't you wear an apron?"

The apron is for people of Yin Dingshan and Yin Jiang's stature. Jiang Yin's whole body is covered when he wears it. It really looks like a plain long skirt.The big cat was a little embarrassed and pulled the tie. When he was faced with those complicated wires and various equipment, he could clean it up and do it very beautifully. , The lace is too long, and the pimple tied around the front is really ugly.

"If you keep messing around for a while, you won't be able to get rid of the knot." The seven and a half year old was so blind that he couldn't stand it, and tied a bow tie for him with his eyes closed.

Jiang Yin stuck out his tongue and cooked glutinous rice balls with red ears.

The time is well mastered, the taste is not bad when cooked, and the soft Q bomb has a good taste. The two children ate forty.

Cook for him. √, completed.

Feed him. √, completed.

yeah!

They cleaned up the kitchen and returned to the bedroom before the queen and his wife came back from outside.

Yin Jiang heaved a sigh of relief that he didn't have to meet his parents face to face.

After Jiang Yin returned to his room, he began to silently write and sort out today's experiment report. Finally, Yin Jiang stopped holding the barbell, sat behind him, wrapped his waist around him, put his head on his shoulder, and listened to the sound of his typing on the keyboard with his eyes closed.The slender fingers were flying on the mechanical keyboard, and the tapping frequency was about the same as the bursting frequency of the bubbles. The sound of tapping the mechanical keyboard sounded crisper than the bursting sound of the bubbles.

Yin Jiang listened very comfortably.

Jiang Yin was also very happy. He thought Yin Jiang was asleep, and he didn't dare to move after finishing the report, so he called softly: "General."

"Hmm." Yin Jiang didn't open his eyes, tilted his head, nuzzled him, and replied lazily, "Why?"

"Let's make a secret sign." Jiang Yin said.

Yin Jiang opened his eyes: "What code?"

The big cat said: "That's right, I'm calling you. It's not the two of them. I'm calling you alone. Can you hear me when you don't come out? Can you?"

Yin Jiang straightened up slowly and nodded.

Jiang Yin leaned over and bit his ear: "Then let's make an appointment, as long as you hear me call this code, you are talking to you alone, do you understand what I mean?"

Yin Jiang looked at him and said nothing, Jiang Yin said again: "Uncle said that you will go for a physical examination at the end of next month. Your physical condition is quite special, and the other two will not have such uncomfortable conditions as you, so there will be no problems in the examination. , you have to check it yourself before you can find out the cause of your discomfort, so let's make an appointment, and I will call you when the time comes, so you can come out, okay?"

"Medical examination?" Yin Jiang frowned: "I'm afraid to lie outside."

"It's okay, I'll stay with you." Jiang Yin hugged him on the shoulder, "If something goes wrong, can we withdraw immediately? If there is a problem, the other two can be dealt with by anyone!"

Yin Jiang finally nodded, and Jiang Yin laughed: "I'll call you Xiao Qi from now on, okay?"

"Xiaoqi?" Yin Jiang twitched, "Why do I think you are laughing at my seven and a half years old?"

Jiang Yin stared and shook his head: "No, how is it possible...Then what do you want to be called?"

"Forget it, Xiao Qi is Xiao Qi, anyway, only you can call me, you can call me anything." Yin Jiang sighed, then groaned on his shoulder, "Knock for a while, I feel comfortable."

Jiang Yin nodded, turned around and went out of the station, took a translation task, and kept knocking until late at night, Xiao Qi was probably sleepy and wanted to sleep, so he got up and put the big cat on the bed and fell asleep with his arms around him, even the computer And the lights are not turned off.

In fact, as far as whether to turn off the light, Jiang Yin prefers not to turn off the light, but Yin Dingshan has already come out to look at their room twice, tiptoeing to avoid disturbing, but the big cat still heard it, if the light is not turned off, it is estimated that Uncle Yin will be here today At night, he would be so worried that he couldn't sleep. Fortunately, there was a switch for the overhead light beside the bed, and Jiang Yin stretched his arms to turn off the light with great effort.

Xiaoqi didn't sleep very soundly, her head pressed against his chest and hugged him tightly.

The big cat stroked Yin Jiang's hair, looked at the peripheral light of the ceiling lamp, and his thoughts diverged.

It turns out that Xiao Qi is the one who likes to sleep curled up with his head in his arms in the middle of the night.

Such a sleeping position is extremely insecure. He used to sleep like this when he slept himself. He was very scared and wanted to shrink into a small lump so that he would feel safer.But Xiaoqi is a little different from him, he likes to put his ear against his chest, it should be comfortable to listen to the sound of his heartbeat...

But sleeping like this is not good for the body, it is easy to have shortness of breath and dizziness.

The big cat jumped up with its arms around the man, and put Yin Jiang's head on the pillow with difficulty.

Yin Jiang frowned uncomfortably, and the big cat immediately leaned over to stick to his ear, took his hand and clasped it on his chest. Hearing the sound of breathing and touching his heartbeat should have the same effect as sleeping against his chest. It's safe and sound.

This way, sleeping and breathing became much smoother, and Jiang Yin finally slept soundly with his arms around him.

The next morning, Yin Jiang woke up refreshed, and lay on the bed in a daze for a long time after stretching.

It's broken!grass!

What were you doing in the classroom yesterday?

How did you get home?

I can't remember at all... I don't even have the slightest impression, which is a bit outrageous.

He looked back at the big cat, and the cat was snoring very sweetly next to him. He raised his hand and turned it over, and checked the big cat's arms and legs. what happen.

But Jiang Yin didn't wake up like this, did he stay up late last night?

Yin Jiang glanced at the computer, the mouse was still on...the computer was not turned off!

Tsk, this little thing that forgets to eat and sleep!

Yin Jiang sighed, got up lightly, turned off the computer, and went to wash and exercise.

The edge was empty, and the big cat woke up after a while.

What happened yesterday was a lot of brain cells, and Jiang Yin was still dazed after getting up and washing up: "Good morning, Xiao Qi."

Yin Jiang: "??"

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Happy New Year :) Every day is sweet.