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Zhai Yue raised his eyebrows arrogantly: "You are just a neighbor, and I am still a cousin! Does your relative know!"

Jiang Yin: "!"

What kind of cousin are you!

Jiang Yin was so angry that he chopped his feet off, but he didn't know what to say.

Yin Jiang watched them arguing, and thought it was a bit funny, so he leaned aside and watched quietly without saying a word.

Although I don't know why Jiang Yin suddenly wants to drive Di Yue away, but no matter what his thoughts are, being able to express this kind of appeal is already an extraordinary improvement, even if he is not jealous, it is quite fresh.

The big cat couldn't compete with Erha, and became angry like a puffer fish, and sat down beside Yin Jiang looking for a rescuer: "General, can you let him go?"

"Give me a reason, and I'll let him go." Yin Jiang looked at him with a smile.

"No way..." Zhai Yue was taken aback. He had been so happy these days that he almost forgot that Yin Jiang was responsive to this stinky cat.

The big cat shook Yin Jiang's arm, raised its head and moaned: "I don't like him staying here all the time."

Is this even a reason?Zhai Yue was shocked.

This cat is acting like a baby!

Is it okay to act like a baby?I didn't see that this was still a scheming cat!

However, Yin Jiang seems to be taking this set.

Yin Jiang was so shaken by him that he burst out laughing, put away his phone and said to Zhai Yue: "Your father should be back...you go back!"

Zhai Yue was speechless: "..."

Who wouldn't act like a baby!Zhai Yue also hugged Yin Jiang's arm, Yin Jiang looked at him, and he immediately did it there.

...This is really not going to happen.

I really can't act like a big cat, so I can only look at him bitterly: "I don't want to go back."

The smell probably wasn't right. The corner of Yin Jiang's mouth twitched and he opened his mouth: "Are you touching porcelain? I kindly took you to play for two days, why are you relying on it?"

The differential treatment was too harsh, and Zhai Yue refused to accept it: "Didn't he depend on you the same?"

Yin Jiang joked, "He warmed my bed."

Zhai Yue was even more dissatisfied: "I can do it too!"

After speaking, everyone was stunned.

What can I do? !

warm bed? !

If it was a joke, just say it and let it go, but Zhai Yue blushed and looked at the door without saying a word.

"Oh, I'll go! Are you blushing?" Yin Jiang suddenly had goosebumps all over his body.

Stinky cat blushing is just cute!My blush is a ghost!

Zhai Yue suddenly felt a little wronged in his heart, and really wanted to shout out, 'I just like you, what's wrong'!But I was afraid of shouting out the word 'roll', even the current intimacy is gone.

Yin Jiang rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, looked at Zhai Yue, and felt like a beast in his heart.

Ask him casually: "Do you like me?"

Unexpectedly, Yin Jiang would be so straightforward. Zhai Yue's heart was agitated, but his face was a little dull, hesitantly asked: "I said yes... will you be angry?"

With a sense of incomparable pride, Yin Jiang teased: "Brother is such a heartthrob, it's normal to like me, do you think you are the only one who likes me? Doesn't Ding Miao like me? Does Zhou Wei don't like me? So many people, have you ever seen someone who doesn't like me? How normal is it to like me, why should I be angry? "

Zhai Yue was a little tangled, and hummed: "It's not that kind of liking."

Jiang Yin was suddenly curious: "Are there many kinds of favorites?"

Yin Jiang said: "There are not many kinds, there are only two kinds, there are likes that Xiao thinks about and those that don't think like Xiao." He looked at Zhai Yue and asked, "Which one are you?"

It was as if the two of them were discussing an irrelevant multiple-choice question, and Zhai Yue couldn't be so indifferent, so he blushed, opened his mouth and was speechless.

Yin Jiang waited for a few seconds, then nodded his head to express his understanding: "Oh, that's what Xiao Xiao wanted."

"Then let me ask another question," he stared at Zhai Yue again, and pressed his throat. "Then do you want to sleep with me? Or do you want to be slept by me?" I was going to say nothing, but considering that there was a three-and-a-half-year-old watching beside me, I changed the word and asked carefully.

Di Yue's ears turned red with embarrassment, he jumped up and shouted, "I never thought about this!"

"Tsk, how innocent." Yin Jiang withdrew his smile, raised his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth with a bit of evil spirit, "Whether you think about it or not, I can tell you first, if you win the fight, I will put me down." , you can sleep as you like, but if you want to be slept by me, I can only advise you to spare your life."

Zhai Yue was a little silly: "Why..."

"There's no reason, you have a hundred thousand whys." Yin Jiang said.

Three and a half years old came over and said, "The bed is too small to fit you, so it's useless for you to think about it."

Jiang Yin has a serious face, after all, he went through many twists and turns in getting into this bed, and finally squeezed the puppets into the cabinet.

If the bed is big enough, why do you still want to be together?

Zhai Yue looked at Jiang Yin very speechless, feeling that all the embarrassment and awkwardness were taken away by this cat.

"Go and play by yourself." Yin Jiang almost choked on his saliva, and pushed Jiang Yin away helplessly.

He felt that facing the two babies, he was a little anxious. After thinking about it, he comforted Zhai Yue seriously: "You can like me and don't ask for a response. I'm going to turn my face."

Zhai Yue lowered his head and rubbed his hands, feeling like he had been educated by his elders. This feeling is hard to describe, but unexpectedly, it was not uncomfortable. Maybe it was because Yin Jiang's attitude was really peaceful, and he asked without giving up: "Is it really not possible? I think I am... not bad, and I can still work hard to become better."

"You are good, but not what I want." Yin Jiang said, "It's right to try to be better, but it shouldn't be for me."

Jiang Yin cheerfully compared a V to the side, and Zhai Yue jumped up and jumped out the door: "I'm going!"

Yin Jiang looked at Jiang Yin: "Did you win?"

Jiang Yin actually nodded.

Yin Jiang said: "I remember you said you wanted to chase me? Are you not afraid?"

Jiang Yin froze for a moment: "What are you afraid of?"

Yin Jiang said softly: "I rejected you the same way when you confessed your love."

Jiang Yin stared and was about to speak, when Zhai Yue ran back from the outside and asked, "Brother, can you pretend that what happened just now didn't happen?"

Yin Jiang looked at him: "Did something happen just now?"

Jiang Yin quickly added: "Nothing happened just now."

I didn't want to drive Zhai Yue away, Zhai Yue didn't confess his love, the general didn't reject him, and he won't reject me in the future!

Zhai Yue and Yin Jiang looked at him together, and Jiang Yin repeated: "Nothing happened."

Yin Jiang smiled: "Yes, nothing happened."

Zhai Yue sat back on the sofa again: "So you don't drive me away now, do you?"

Jiang Yin didn't speak, stared at his toes, and sniffed aggrievedly, as if I wanted to cry but I held back.

"Then I'd better go back." Zhai Yue trembled, got up and left.

"Let's go, don't send it off." Yin Jiang waved his hand and looked at Jiang Yin again.

Jiang Yin didn't dare to look at him, stared at the floor and moved to the side.

"Get rid of Zhai Yue, what do you want to say?" Yin Jiang asked.

Jiang Yin bit his lips, looked up at him, lowered his head again, and said in a low voice, "Well, will the chanter be there?"

"You want to look for him?" Yin Jiang paused, his voice became leisurely and cold, and he squeezed towards him pretending to be fierce: "Why are you looking for him?"

Jiang Yin stared at him for a while, and said, "Because you won't let me kiss you anymore."

Ever since he bit him on New Year's Eve and turned into a general who came out to play, he hadn't kissed him all this time, and even kissed him good morning, only lightly touched his forehead.

Yin Jiang raised his eyebrows: "He let the kiss?"

Jiang Yin nodded, and Yin Jiang pinched his face: "It's a crime to lure a minor X into contact, how can you kiss casually, so he's locked up and you won't see him, lest that guy develop some useless habits with you. "

Jiang Yin was shocked, the current general was neither the one who recited the scriptures nor the one who came out to play.There is a third one!What should the second uncle order?The big cat couldn't make this turn, so he could only look at Yin Jiang stupidly.

If he can't turn the corner, he will let it go, and he starts to think about other things he can figure out, and he picks his fingers unconsciously, the number one will kiss the number two, and the number three will bite...

Yin Jiang stared into his eyes for a moment, then moved closer: "What are you thinking, so... eh?"

Jiang Yin raised his head suddenly, and kissed him immediately. Yin Jiang didn't say a word, but was blocked by soft lips. He was stunned for several seconds before he realized that he was attacked.

Is this cat so courageous now?

Playing this kind of sneak attack with a pure face is really hard to guard against...

"What are you doing?" Yin Jiang pretended to be calm, and retreated a little.

Jiang Yin blinked, very innocent: "If you don't let me see him, I'll kiss you! Didn't you say you're an adult? It's not a crime if I kiss you!"

The cat actually caught a loophole in his logic, Yin Jiang couldn't recover with his mouth open.

Yin Jiang didn't speak, Jiang Yin felt aggrieved as if he was about to cry in a second, carefully grabbed one of his fingers and shook it: "I promise, I won't bite you again, I'll just kiss you, Don't be angry with me, okay?"

Poor little boy, I really can't get angry.

Yin Jiang was helpless: "Oh, I'm not angry with you..."

"That's really great." Jiang Yin was immediately happy, arching his head into his arms and hugging him, his face rubbing against his neck, "Now I have three generals! I've made a lot of money."

Yin Jiang: "Ah?! What did you say? Say it again?"

Jiang Yin sat in his arms and counted with his fingers: "Three you, as long as I catch up with one, I will have three boyfriends, right?"

"That's right, full marks for logic!" Yin Jiang twitched with laughter, "But, the resistance is not small, at least you can tell which is which. Can you tell?"

Jiang Yin nodded: "I can tell the difference. If the first person I knew was number one, and the one who lost his temper a bit would be number two, and you are number three."

Yin Jiang stopped laughing: "Is there a big difference between me and No. 1?"

Jiang Yin: "It's very big."

"It's big?" Yin Jiang was a little surprised. Zhou Wei and Wei Changgeng might not be able to separate them when he didn't do anything.

"It feels like you've brought someone in now. No. 1 is just taking yourself in, and you, you...maybe someone else." Jiang Yin looked at him with his head tilted, and asked very seriously, "Why? Do you want to be someone else? Uncle?"

Yin Jiang looked at him in amazement, this little thing seemed too accurate, he really brought Jiang Congbai a little bit.

"Well, don't tell anyone about it."

Jiang Yin nodded obediently: "I won't tell others, I'll tell you."

Yin Jiang paused, held Jiang Yin's shoulder, and said very solemnly: "Honey, don't tell No. 2 the secret you heard from No. 1."

Jiang Yin frowned: "Why?"