I got divorced after smoking pussy

Grandpa Luo is getting old, and he couldn't hear any sounds clearly two years ago, and he really can't feel the atmosphere of the venue. He only saw the little distinguished guests eating happily, so he was very happy, and kept going. Jiang Yin added skewers to his plate.

Even though there are more people added, no one speaks, and the atmosphere gradually becomes maddening. Except for the bearer, his cat, and Grandpa Luo, everyone else feels like hemorrhoids. It's easy to shut up.Lu Yuanzheng felt his mouth was about to froth, but he didn't find a chance to speak.

Fortunately, Luo's mother came in with a small pot to break the embarrassment.

"Have a taste of this, goat's. It's a bit flirtatious. I don't know if you can drink it well, but you can sleep better after drinking it." She enthusiastically poured Yin Jiangyin a glass, and then asked the others, "Do you want to drink it?" ?”

Nie Dong and Yan Sanqi nodded in response, and Luo's mother smiled and put the small pot in front of Luo Xiaohui: "Hui Wa, when you greet the guests, you still sit down and eat."

Luo Xiaohui ran all over the field carrying a small pot, and finally someone spoke, and the atmosphere became a little more lively.

Jiang Yin had never drank goat's milk before, so he took a sip from the cup, and his face wrinkled immediately: "It's fishy."

Yin Jiang said, "It's Sao."

"Oh." The big cat picked up the skewer again, bit off the mushroom, and handed the meat on the skewer to Yin Jiang: "I can't eat meat anymore, so I still want to eat some mushrooms."

"Then I can't eat anymore. If I eat too much, I won't have a place to digest it later." Yin Jiang ate the piece of beef, brought his plate over, and took all the beef off the stick and put it on another plate. He tilted his head and asked Liang Yinxing and the others: "Do you eat?"

Liang Yinxing touched his face, his face was swollen, he didn't like barbecue, he was not sure if Brother Jiang was making things difficult for them, he felt that the people in the room seemed to be a little nervous because Brother Jiang said that there was no place to eat Sample.

Lu Yuanzheng got up and took the plate over: "I'm just hungry, thank you."

Yin Jiang smiled: "You're welcome."

Only eating mushrooms, Jiang Yin ate like a hamster, and suddenly moved a little closer to Liang Yinxing, like a curious baby: "Brother, I have some questions to ask you."

Liang Yinxing was stunned for a moment: "You ask."

Everyone thought that Jiang Yin was going to ask about the matter in the yard just now, and all of them focused immediately.

"I saw you kissing each other in the afternoon and said that you were talking about love." The curious baby wiped his mouth, and spread his thirst for knowledge in a serious manner: "I just want to ask, how do you talk about this love?"

"Pfft~" Yin Jiang almost choked a mouthful of goat milk into his throat, all the crazy thoughts in his mind that night were all choked away, and he returned to the tangled wool balls in the afternoon, the overflowing feeling of the whole person The dangerous aura immediately subsided.

Jiang Yin is still asking: "What kind of process is it? How did it start?"

Liang Yinxing felt that he was hallucinating: "??"

Lu Yuanzheng looked dazed: "??"

Everyone was dumbfounded: "..."

Liang Yinxing glanced at Yin Jiang, remembering that in the afternoon he seemed to say that they were not in a romantic relationship, and he didn't dare to speculate about the relationship between the boss, so he could only ask Jiang Yin: "Do you have someone you like?"

Jiang Yin frowned, but he didn't show the slightest shyness: "Yes, but I'm not asking you?"

Yin Jiang felt that his face was a little hot, maybe it was a problem with goat milk, he couldn't help pulling Jiang Yin and whispered: "Do you have to ask this kind of question when there are so many people?"

"Then I don't dare to ask them alone." Jiang Yin was very honest, "I just want to know."

Yin Jiang coughed, pointed at Zhou Wei and the others and said fiercely: "Avert your ears."

Although his expression is a bit fierce now, Zhou Wei and the others are all relieved. This kind of Yin Jiang is the normal one who will not get angry, and when he looks gentle and polite, smiles and speaks very politely, he is mostly unloading. The senior brother is preparing to hold back his big move, that smile is really very alienated.

"Okay!" Zhou Wei jumped up, took out a poker card and smiled in front of Nie Dongyan Sanqi, as if he was alive after a catastrophe.

"Third Brother Dongzi, come here, Fight the Landlord."

Yan San got up and turned around, and sat with his back to the handle.

These three men really started to play Fighting the Landlords.

Luo Xiaohui, the waiter, was quite conscientious. He brought tea, water, refreshments, and barbecue, and then squatted next to them to watch them play cards.A few people were chatting and laughing, as if they had nothing to do with carrying the handle, their ears were completely avoided, and they wouldn't care if they chatted casually.

Liang Yinxing and Lu Yuanzheng stared, but didn't react for a long time.

Jiang Yin asked again: "How do you talk about love?"

Carry the handle to indulge the big cat's thirst for knowledge.

Both Liang Yinxing and Lu Yuanzheng felt like they were rushing to the shelves, and they couldn't do without talking for a day.

"To fall in love is to meet someone you like first, and then there will be a future." Lu Yuanzheng didn't talk nonsense.

Liang Yinxing lowered his head and smiled wryly, and explained it as a noun: "Meet someone you like, find out if he is single, then confess to him, pursue him, date, if he agrees, we are together, date again, two people Anything we do together is sweet..."

"What's a date?" Jiang Yin asked calmly.

There is no hidden information in the big cat's innocent eyes, it just asks a noun he doesn't know.

Lu Yuanzheng smiled, and tried to be as simple as possible: "Do some intimate things together according to your own preferences, eat and watch movies on the road, hold hands, kiss and hug, go to bed or something."

The big cat lowered its head and counted earnestly with its fingers: "Meet someone you like, ask if you are single, confess, pursue, date, eat, watch movies, press the road, hold hands, kiss, hug, last The bed...is this order?"

Yin Jiang rubbed his forehead and smiled, Liang Yinxing and Lu Yuanzheng nodded twitchingly, Lu Yuanzheng said: "Basically yes. But dates don't have to be in this order, the main thing is to be alone with the person you like, and do whatever you want. It’s okay to be happy, as long as it’s something intimate, it’s a date anywhere.”

"That's it!" Jiang Yin suddenly realized, nodded and asked again: "What's in the back, is there any more?"

Lu Yuanzheng said: "Basically, that's all about love. Afterwards... either break up, or get married."

Jiang Yin asked again: "What is breaking up?"

"It's just separation, it's no longer a relationship of lovers." Lu Yuanzheng frowned, and added: "You can no longer do intimate things."

"It's not good to break up, so let's get married." Jiang Yin tilted his head and muttered to himself, and was a little puzzled, "But can men and men get married?"

Everyone was stunned. This is obviously common sense. I didn't expect the baby to ask such a direct question. This topic is really difficult to let go, and it is even a bit taboo. Even the movements of the few people who avoided their ears stopped playing cards.

Liang Yinxing didn't know what to think of, and took up the conversation in a panic: "If you don't get married, you don't have to break up. Let's stay together forever. Let's keep talking."

Lu Yuanzheng disagreed with this statement: "What's the point of talking all the time? You can withdraw at any time, right!"

Liang Yinxing frowned: "What nonsense are you talking about here?"

"I'm talking nonsense, okay, you just want to fall in love, you just don't want to live with me. No wonder..." Lu Yuanzheng suddenly became jealous, but this scene was not suitable for an attack, so he suppressed it, and his face was not very good-looking looking to the side.

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Yin Jiang casually inserted the topic: "If you can't get a certificate, it doesn't hinder the marriage. If there is anything wrong, you can get married if you want."

Grandpa Luo didn’t speak all the time, but when he heard this, he heard it clearly, and he laughed and echoed: “That’s right, get married and live, sincerely, it’s a lifetime if you have the book or not. My girl and I don’t have the book, We've been together for more than 60 years, she left last year, and I haven't recovered from it yet, I guess, in the past two years, I should go to her."

Long-term love always makes people feel warm. Yin Jiang looked at Jiang Yin, his heart swayed, but Jiang Yin lowered his head, counted his fingers again, and then thanked the love commentator: "Thank you, I understand .”

what do you knowHow to fall in love?

Don't ask any more restricted questions...

Yin Jiang changed the subject a little dumbfounded: "What trouble did you encounter before?"

Mentioning this, Liang Yinxing and Lu Yuanzheng immediately stood up and thanked Yin Jiang and the others.

The embarrassing topic is over, and the next thing is to listen to the excitement. Zhou Wei and Luo Xiaohui didn’t even fight over the landlord and hurried to Grandpa Luo’s side. Luo Xiaohui happily took the brush from the old man’s hand, and Zhou Wei ordered it for him Bag of dry tobacco, helped the old man to sit next to him, not at all like joining in the fun.

Yin Jiang ignored the two of them and looked at Liang Yinxing again.

Liang Yinxing wiped his face, sighed and looked at Lu Yuanzheng, as if he was going all out, and slowly said: "I used to learn how to mix wine in a bar when I was in high school...the person who beat me often came to give me Hey, I'm a suitor, just... I don't feel anything, I didn't promise him, but I've always been ordinary friends, and we went out to play together... Then I met Yuan Zheng..."

"Oh, the ambiguity is not broken and I met true love..." Zhou Wei was a little surprised but not so surprised, and whispered to Luo Xiaohui in a low voice.Luo Xiaohui leaned over and said, "That's why I said it's the two men fighting for the spare tire, that's right!" I've been ambiguous all this time, thinking it's a test of patience, but I didn't expect it to be a spare tire. , Who can bear this, it's not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Although it was whispering, the voice was not low in this quiet place, everyone except Grandpa Luo heard it.

Those who understand understand it all, and the only one who doesn't understand is Jiang Yin.

Liang Yinxing was a little embarrassed to complete today's troubles: "Today, he got the news from somewhere that we are here, so...he brought people over to make trouble." He also looked like he was catching an adulterer!It's terrible to scold.

Lu Yuanzheng's face was a bit embarrassed: "Where else can you come from, the omnipotent circle of friends, I said that you should break away from the circle you used to be, a group of guys who don't know the so-called, what are you nostalgic for."

That was his work and life circle, how could it be completely broken, Liang Yinxing was very wronged, but he couldn't speak to refute.Because of coming out of the closet, family members and relatives have been blocked, so should all friends be blocked?

Carry the handle and clicked his tongue.