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Jiang Congzhou was surprised: "Why do you want to gain twenty catties of meat so quickly?"

"The general said that I am too thin to be hugged." Jiang Yin blinked, not daring to complete the agreement.

Her Majesty the Queen was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing: "This child... is really, really cute."

"It's really cute!" Yin Dingshan patted Jiang Yin's head.

Jiang Yin is like this, no matter what questions you ask him, he will answer you seriously.

Ever since Yin Jiang fell ill, he has seldom had this kind of childlike innocence.Most of the time, they are in a tacit understanding, or an atmosphere of 'I will give you the answer you want' given by Yin Jiang.

Jiang Yin didn't understand what the queen and his wife were laughing at, and he didn't understand why they were so cute. After breakfast, he silently helped Yin Dingshan clean up the table.Although being alone with the Queen and his wife is still a little nervous, he can overcome it.

All the doors of the drawers and cabinets in this house are hidden. The whole house looks clean, tidy and warm, and it is full of Yin Jiang's breath, full of sense of security.

There is no need to be afraid.

They all told him not to see outsiders and to be at ease, so he tried hard to learn how to not see outsiders and how to be at ease.

Her Majesty went to dress up, and Jiang Yin followed Yin Dingshan into the kitchen consciously carrying the bowls and chopsticks.

The work in the kitchen is done by Yin's father and Yin Jiang. Her Majesty the Queen has never touched the spring water with her fingers, and at most she washed some fruit.As long as Yin Dingshan is around, he won't let others do the cooking. At most, he can set a table for him. Sometimes Yin Dingshan and Yin Jiang will wash the dishes and tidy up the kitchen together, but such times are rare. Yin Jiang hates him. Dad was slow, Yin Dingshan thought he was too fast to look dangerous, but a while ago, only Yin Jiang and Jiang Yin had breakfast at home, and it was all made by Yin Jiang, so Jiang Yin could barely make a move. Help me clean the dishes.

Yin Dingshan likes Jiang Yin very much, because Jiang Yin's speed matches him, and he does it meticulously, one washes, the other cleans, and the cooperation is very comfortable.Yin Dingshan was very emotional: "You are still welcome, look at your brother, washing a bowl is like doing acrobatics, I am afraid that the dishes and bowls will all be smashed if I am not careful."

Jiang Yin said: "No, it will be super powerful."

Yes, my son is super strong.

Yin Dingshan smiled for a while, thinking about what happened last night, he was a little bored again: "The general said that he might not come back until the afternoon, we have to go to the store later, you may have to stay alone for a long time, you can do it yourself Fine."

"Yes." Jiang Yin stared at the sink firmly. It was the first time in a long time that Yin Jiang didn't bring him with him in the morning.

Yin Dingshan said again: "If you are hungry at noon, there are small buns and shrimp dumplings in the refrigerator, or you can call me, or you can call him and ask the store to deliver it."

Jiang Yin nodded obediently: "Okay."

"You can play in the general room in a while. Remember to drink milk and eat more fruits. You need balanced nutrition to grow flesh." Jiang Congzhou put a plate of fruit on the table and stroked Jiang Yin's hairy head , Thinking of Yin Jiang's contented face saying that the beast is easy to touch and does not shed hair, he couldn't help touching it a few more times.The big cat's hair is very soft and smooth, and it feels really good to the touch. No wonder the kid ruased the cat when he was free, and didn't let others touch it. While the kid was away, he just touched it a few more times.

So nice to touch~ Her Majesty the Queen is in a very good mood.

The knight wiped his hands and moved over.

Jiang Yin is actually very uncomfortable, he doesn't like being touched by people other than Yin Jiang, whether it is touching the head or touching other places, he will feel uncomfortable if he gets close, but he stays there and does not move, because it is Yin Jiang's parents, the big cat is very obedient and can be pinched by others, with a smile on his face.

He lowered his eyes to look at the fluffy ears on the slippers, and said to himself that this is because he likes it, that's why he likes it, they like me, and I like them too.

"Then let's go~"

"it is good."

When Her Majesty the Queen and the knight finally went out, Jiang Yincai took a deep breath and finally really relaxed.

He is not good at dealing with this kind of emotion, but he knows that it is not fear, but he just doesn't know how to deal with it, so he can only endure it.But it's okay, it's not that kind of very uncomfortable feeling, and it won't cause physical aversion, shaking, vomiting or something.

Now he was the only one left in the house, once the door was closed, Jiang Yin ran straight into Yin Jiang's room and waited.

After breakfast, you can weigh yourself when you are full.

Jiang Yin took off his coat, carefully stood on the weighing scale and took a look, um, he was a little heavier than last night, eating more would be effective, he squatted on the weighing scale for a while, and glanced at the closet door.

Normally, he would not touch other things in Yin Jiang's room except for the computer and the bookcase, but last night Yin Jiang said that there was a discus in the cabinet, which weighed exactly twenty catties~

twenty catties ~ twenty catties ~

The big cat opened the closet, and sure enough, he saw a discus with a barbell in the grid.

He took it out with difficulty, and rubbed it against the weighing scale...

"One hundred and three catties...yeah!"

He put the discus back in place, closed the closet door, held his head high, took small proud steps, moved to the bed, and threw himself on it. "I'm one hundred and three catties!"

The big cat huddled among the dolls for a while, moaned softly and said sorry, then twisted its slender waist and squeezed the one that Yin Jiang often hugged to sleep out of bed.He blushed a little, and didn't dare to look at the doll, as if he had bullied something weaker than him. He was very guilty and a little addicted, and then squeezed the other one to the ground.

"Look, I really only need to sleep in such a small position." He rolled on the position where the puppet was just now, patted Yin Jiang's pillow, and curled up happily for a while.

Just for a while, but enough.

Jiang Yin got up, picked up the doll, patted the non-existent ashes, put it back in its original position, and then went to the bathroom to wash his face. When he came out, he suddenly saw clothes soaked in the bucket under the sink.

It's the one Yin Jiang wore last night!

Didn't his clothes change after he took a shower?

Why did you wash it?

Are you sweating?Is it uncomfortable?

Jiang Yin squatted in front of the laundry tub and sniffed, only smelling the fragrance of laundry detergent.

He returned to the computer desk, and he finished reading all the programming books that Yin Jiang bought for him, and they were neatly listed next to the computer. On the book was the mobile phone that was confiscated by fishing that day. Jiang Yin looked at the mobile phone and thought of that After watching this video, his cheeks burned instantly.

Two men who are so close can't tell who is bullying the other...

On the contrary... it seems that... they are all enjoying it.

He watched it several times.

Last night when he said good night, he thought Yin Jiang would kiss his forehead, but who knew that when he raised his head, he pressed it to his lips, and he couldn't help but...

It should be nothing, Jiang Yin thought, didn't Yin Jiang kiss like this when he was at the beach?

Things that don't explain are very common, the big cat patted his face and cheered up: Don't think about it.

But the line of sight is still drifting to the mobile phone, so there is no way to study quietly...

It's really bothering.

It will be said that if you don't understand, you can check it online. There may not be a standard answer, but you can find similar ones.

Jiang Yin turned on the computer, and he remembered that there was a watermark on one frame of that video, which was a URL.

You should be able to watch the whole film... If you want to know what's going on, of course you have to watch the complete event to analyze it, just like doing a question. For unfamiliar question types, at least you have to read the question completely to find out all the facts that have been written. know the conditions.

Jiang Yin entered the URL, and of course found all kinds of states that no longer existed, but the strong network connection, through a series of series related keywords and various pushes, etc., Jiang Yin actually found the original version of the video as he wished.

Just look at the cover, it's exactly the same!

Unexpectedly, it is not for direct viewing, and a strange small plug-in is needed. Jiang Yin paused, followed the prompts unconsciously, exited and closed the evergreen icon on the bottom right of the desktop, and then downloaded the small plug-in, finally able to watch it.

Big Cat excitedly clicked on it, and then the computer was poisoned as expected.

All kinds of mixed men and women are unsightly. The small window of moving pictures dominates the screen.

Jiang Yin was dumbfounded: What is this! ! !

The big cat was stunned for a full 2 ​​minutes before it reflected the fright it received. It kicked its legs suddenly, and the chair slid back a long way. It fell to the ground, and the forehead hit the floor with a bang.

He clutched his forehead in a daze on the ground for a while before remembering to close the webpage.

Of course it cannot be turned off.

He was stunned for a moment, and he could only think of the 'universal restart button' used by the network administrator in the Internet cafe to maintain the machine.

The network manager brother often howls outside the private room, "It won't work for anything, won't it be all right if you yell at him, look, it's over right away!"

Jiang Yin grumbled: "Okay now!"

However, after restarting, the animation still dominates the screen.

Jiang Yin: "..."

Restarted again... The animation is still showing off its might.

Restart again... The overlapping trajectory of the animation window seems to be the letter SB mocking him crazily.

The big cat couldn't bear it anymore and poked at the reset button on the console.

The monitor finally stopped blue screening.

Jiang Yin: "..."

What to do, the computer seems to be broken.

The big cat squatted under the computer desk, covering its head, feeling wronged.

At this time, the genius's mind was also a mess of hairballs, and he couldn't find the thread.

"what are you doing?"

Jiang Yin raised his head and saw Yin Jiang, who was supposed to come back in the afternoon, was leaning against the door with his hands folded and looking at him.

"General!" The moment he saw Yin Jiang, Jiang Yin was very happy, and immediately jumped up and was about to pounce on him.

"Stay there, don't move, don't come near me."

Yin Jiang's voice was a little hoarse, his breathing was heavy, his complexion was not pretty, and his eyes were a little red.

The big cat was startled, and froze on the spot, not daring to move: "Will..."

"I'm a little uncomfortable, don't come close to me, don't talk, let me be quiet for a while."

Yin Jiang walked around Jiang Yin and lay down on the bed.

The nightmare last night was too tossing, and the stamina is still strong!

He thought that he would recover after working hard in the gymnasium as usual, sweating a little after exerting enough strength.Who knew that when I went out too early, I choked on the cool wind, and then something went wrong all the time. The feeling of dizziness, swollen, limp and tingling all over my body became stronger and stronger, my vision was not clear, and I had hallucinations without looking in the mirror in broad daylight. I feel that I have really killed Jiang Yin at home.

I couldn't see anyone, and I couldn't calm down at all. Now that I saw it, I was still alive, so I finally felt relieved.

But what the hell is it that it's getting more and more difficult to breathe?

Crazy?

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The author has something to say:

The sons are here to pick up the guests, meow~

Forced to open:

Yin Jiang: I’ve seen all of this, can I save it for later?

Jiang Yin: Give me some encouragement...

Zhai Yue: No, you can also say something...