I got divorced after smoking pussy

Yin Jiang was a little helpless, there was not even a doorbell on the old-fashioned iron gate of the cat's house.

He leaned lazily by the door and knocked casually a few times, removed the standard smile of the perfectly packaged 'other people's child', and pointed at the empty window on the door, his voice sounded a bit ruffian: "Is there anyone who is breathing?" ? Come out and answer, let’s have some snacks!”

There were some noises in the door, and Yin Jiang could hear the kitten and the sandals pattering towards the door, but there was no movement.

What are you doing?open the door!

Could it be that they were locked at home... Yin Jiang frowned.

"Forget it, I won't tease you. I'm your new neighbor across the door. I'm here to give you a gift. Do you want to? Everyone says it's delicious~ This is specially made by the pastry master in our shop~ Very delicious~”

Yin Jiang hung the last gift box on his finger and played with it. Regarding the dim sum produced by himself, he was a very confident Wang Po selling melons: "It's a small cake in a vacuum~ Eat one and think about two~ The kid next door wants it." I'm crying~"

Yin Jiang talked for a long time, but there was still no response from the door. The iron door was very thin. He could feel the little thing grinding behind the door, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Could it be that he is still a mute?Giving a door-to-door gift is a task, and it must be completed after accepting the task. Yin Jiang paused, and knocked on the small window on the door: "Then you open this, and I will open it for you."

The kitten hesitated for a while, and finally slowly opened the small iron window.

Yin Jiang looked at those slender fingers, the fingertips were slightly red, like a cat's pad, and suddenly there was an unexplainable feeling in his heart, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.He opened the gift box and stuffed the cakes one by one into the window, but he didn't hear the sound of falling to the ground, probably picked up by the kitten.He also threw in his business card: "If you still want it after eating, you can call the above phone number to order. We support door-to-door delivery."

There was no response from the door, only the slight sound of glass wrapping paper rubbing against each other. Yin Jiang didn't speak any more. He stood by the door and waited quietly for a while. He finally heard a slight chewing sound from inside. The mission was accomplished, and he was happy , patted the wall: "Eat slowly, I'm back, goodbye."

The people inside were suddenly choked, and through the small window with those big eyes with some water vapor, they could only see the warm orange light in the opposite door and the back of Yin Jiang closing the door. It was dark, and he quickly closed the small window.

When Yin Jiang came home, he saw his parents waiting on the sofa in the living room with a smile on their faces.

Tsk!The rhythm of the heart-to-heart talk before going to bed~ Is there something to say?

"What? A family meeting?"

Mom and Dad are sometimes very direct.

Jiang Congzhou said, "You're in high school, we haven't talked yet, have we?"

Yin Dingshan: "Let's talk about some private topics today."

Yin Jiang sat on the sofa opposite them, and joked happily: "Secret topics? Colored ones? You guys are too open~" It's not about sex education, is it? !

Jiang Congzhou: "Well, it's a little bit of color, a delicate and youthful color."

Yin Dingshan: "Today let's talk about this color, which is called the private emotions of high school students."

Sure enough, it was such a topic, Yin Jiang curled his lips: "Tsk, I see, puppy love is forbidden, don't be too curious about the structure of the opposite sex... I understand. I have no problem, men should be responsible for their own lives, I know what I should do."

Her Lady Queen nodded approvingly: "We will indeed be a good boy, but that's not what we mean."

Yin Jiang was a little surprised: "What does that mean?"

Yin Dingshan said: "We do not prohibit puppy love."

Jiang Congzhou said: "We hope you will have the opportunity to talk about a pure love."

Yin Jiang was a little silly: "Ah?!"

"Well, in high school, it's the time when youth is ignorant. Of course, when you meet someone you like, you have to take care of it."

"It's good for your physical and mental health to relax and fall in love."

"You don't have to be so nervous, and our family doesn't need you to go to a famous university to prove something."

"Mom and Dad always hope that you can live happily and don't be so tense."

"..."

One by one, his parents encouraged him to fall in love.

"Wait a minute~ let me stroke it..." Why don't our parents play cards according to the routine?Yin Jiang was a little unbelievable, "If I heard correctly, what you two mean is to ask my high school to finalize my daughter-in-law first while everyone else is rushing to take the exam? Is it better to act first?"

Jiang Congzhou: "I didn't force you to finalize anything, it also depends on fate."

Yin Dingshan: "I just want you to relax a bit, you don't have to resist when you really meet someone you like."

It was originally a joking atmosphere, but Yin Jiang looked down at the coffee table and suddenly became a little depressed, and hummed unconsciously: "Don't resist, try to hold the two for three years, and save a seed before death, right?"

The atmosphere froze in an instant, Yin Dingshan and Jiang Congzhou looked at him for a while and were speechless, until Yin Jiang raised his head and asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Congzhou looked at the side and took a breath, then smiled and said to him: "You think too much, we support you in dating, but we don't support pre-marital behavior, the pace still has to respond to the country's call, don't marry early and have children early, let alone marry before marriage. pregnant."

Yin Jiang sat up straight seriously, with a correct attitude: "Be taught."

Yin Dingshan: "The girl I like, cherish it a little bit, love it a little bit, a lifetime is so long."

"Okay." Yin Jiang nodded without any objection, and was puzzled again, "The girl I like? Who is it?"

Her Majesty looked at him speechless for a while, got up and sighed: "Good night, I'll go to bed first, you two talk."

Yin Dingshan was also very helpless, got up and sat next to Yin Jiang, put his arms around his shoulders and asked, "My dear, there are quite a lot of girls in your school, and you don't have any one who is pleasing to the eye. ?"

"What's the matter, is the daughter of one of your comrades-in-arms in the same school as me?" Yin Jiang frowned, with a face of resistance of "I'm afraid you want to match me".

"That's right, it's just us..." Yin Dingshan had a headache, but he still had a gentle smile: "You see, your mother and I are about the same age. It's natural for the opposite sex to attract each other at the age of first love. , our son is so good, if there is a girl who confesses to you, if you pay more attention to her, you might be right."

Yin Jiang raised his eyebrows: "The new treatment guided by the second uncle?"

Yin Dingshan: "..."

Seeing his father's smile froze on his face, Yin Jiang suddenly understood, but he didn't care, just a little annoyed, after sitting for a while, Yin Dingshan didn't say a word, Yin Jiang licked his lips, like Asked calmly and casually, "Dad, do you remember our last neighbor?"

"Why do you remember that guy, what do you remember about that guy!" Yin Dingshan frowned.

Yin Jiang leaned on the sofa, looked at the ceiling and sighed softly: "They also loved each other very much when they got married. The smiles in the wedding photos in the living room are so beautiful, happiness will overflow."

But in the end, didn't he also become a poor creature who was subjected to domestic violence?

Yin Dingshan choked up, and didn't know how to answer his words for a while, Yin Jiang laughed: "You said that if I became like that, the other party would not even have a chance to call for help."

"What nonsense! How could you become like that! Our family doesn't have that kind of gene!" Yin Dingshan stood up suddenly, looked at his son, and didn't know whether he should be distressed or angry. He rubbed his face and sat down again. Patiently said, "That guy is a pervert, what is love and not love, it's just a good disguise, the girl is blind and deceived by her appearance, we will, never become like that, you are the one who eliminates violence and makes good As for little heroes, they will never hit ordinary people, let alone hit women."

Yin Jiang didn't answer, Yin Dingshan said again: "...Don't think too much, baby, let's relax, you really haven't met any girls worth looking at?"

Yin Jiang shook his head: "I didn't pay attention."

Yin Dingshan patted him on the shoulder: "Then pay more attention, look at how beautiful girls are at this age, green and tender, beautiful, full of vigor, without makeup, pure and true..."

Listening to Dad's series of adjectives, Yin Jiang laughed and twitched: "Then I really didn't see it. All I saw was being suppressed by my parents and unable to get up. The brat who just jumped off a building to play, feels like I’m a generation behind me, I can’t even tell the difference between a man and a woman, so I really can’t feel it.”

Isn't this nonsense, if it weren't for the different colors of school uniforms, he would really have a gender discrimination disorder, how much difference is there between men and women?To him, it's just a pile of meat made out of two hundred and six bones. The little brats in the class are all about the same level of fragility, and it feels like they will be killed with a single blow.

This is really too much to talk about. Seeing his son's kid's expression that affected his punching speed, Yin Dingshan struggled for a while, then changed the subject: "Did the kid on the other side open the door for you?"

"The door wasn't opened, but a window was opened... Is he dumb?" Mentioning the cat next door, Yin Jiang felt a lot happier, touched his temples and moaned to his father: "Here... isn't it?" What's the problem~"

"You said Jiang Yin next door. That child is not a few days younger than you. The single mother didn't take good care of him. I heard that he was abused by a nanny when he was a child. He is a bit autistic and not well developed. He looks pitiful. If you can, touch him." Just take care of it."

Jiang Congzhou came out of the bedroom, heard the chat next door, and informed Yin Jiang of the situation casually, and then handed Yin Jiang a card, "I have issued a Jinhua Tiancheng access control card for you, and I will pass through from there to school in the future. A lot of time."

That's really great, if you go through there, you can save half the time at least.

"Thank you, Your Majesty the Queen." Yin Jiang took the card happily, as if he was not affected by the previous conversation at all.

Today's family meeting is a waste of time.

Jiang Congzhou froze for a moment, but was still a little annoyed: "About love, whether you like to talk about it or not, we are busy anyway, so we can't care about you, go to bed!"

"Good night baby!" Yin Dingshan shrugged, and went back to the room with his wife in his arms.

Other people's parents heard that their puppy love was going to break the dog's legs, our family really did not take the usual way... Yin Jiang was foolishly sitting in the living room with the access control card.But Her Majesty's communication skills are really not covered...

Is it Jiang Yin?

The kitten who has been abused to the point of autism is really a cat.

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You read that right, the hero is sick.Really sick!