I got divorced after smoking pussy
Chapter 105 105
"Have you explained it? How did you explain it?" He covered his forehead and lay down, feeling a little nervous.
"Xiaoqi is you at the age of seven and a half." Jiang Yin answered the question very succinctly.
"A sophomore boy who likes to show off... This No.1 must have been happy for a while, but I'm really exhausted."
Carrying the handle was very accurate for his positioning when he was a child. Yin Jiang lay on the bed and stretched his waist, feeling exhausted, and didn't want to move at all.
Xiaoqi should be very happy, but it's a pity that he was let down, that classmate is really annoying!
The big cat obediently stood next to him, and at the same time gave the sports committee a bad note, and at the same time, the little daughter-in-law massaged Lao Gong's shoulders: "You should relax."
"How to relax?" Yin Jiang looked at him.
Jiang Yin turned over and threw himself on him, and his hand slipped down...
A current surged up, and Yin Jiang stared in shock: "What are you doing! Let go! Get down!"
Jiang Yin pouted and let go, but he was very dissatisfied: "Why, isn't that the fastest way to relax?"
"Huh?! Who told you!" Yin Jiang opened his mouth and couldn't close it.
The big cat sat up, and was a little proud: "Do you think I don't know if you don't teach me? I found a book with a process, and I also found a video teaching! Everything! It's amazing!"
"Have everything? What have you got?" The handle suddenly twitched a little, "What kind of mess have you watched? How can you watch everything? Why do you still learn everything?"
"Who told you not to teach me, so I can only look for it by myself? You didn't give me the correct book list, so of course I can only read everything." The big cat said the truth, of course It is straightforward: "Let's talk about it and see what's wrong? If you don't look at it, how can you tell right from wrong... If you have fewer references, you will follow everything, and if you look at it more, you can tell whether it is suitable for you!"
It makes sense.
Now I can't even talk about cats, what the hell... Where can I be reasonable?
Yin Jiang swallowed his saliva, clutched his trousers/crotch and shrank into the bed unconsciously, his voice lost all confidence: "Well, that can't be done like this now..."
"Why? Aren't boyfriends the ones who can help and explore each other?" Jiang Yin looked at him.
"That's..." Yin Jiang frowned: "Why do you have a boyfriend? Did I agree? You have a boyfriend!"
The big cat bent one leg, supported his face with his arms, and looked at him coolly: "Xiao Qi agreed."
Yin Jiang had nothing to say: "..."
Jiang Yin added: "The whole school saw us kissing, and all the reference materials show that if you don't agree to this situation, then you are a scumbag."
"Scum boy... the whole school?!" Yin Jiang suddenly exploded, "The whole school saw it? What's going on!"
Big Cat turned on the computer, connected to the mobile phone, skillfully boarded the campus network forum, opened the background of the video, clicked on the original film and the comments below, and threw the mobile phone to him: "Look for yourself! The whole school! Everyone saw it! The school is I edited the video, but if you look at how many people are taking pictures with mobile phones around, I don’t know how many people have seen it now. If the school didn’t deal with it quickly, I guess it should be in the headlines of the society.”
Yin Jiang was numb holding the phone: "...!!"
The big cat looked at him indifferently, as if saying: To be a boyfriend or a scumbag, you choose!
Carrying the handle and covering her head under the quilt: "You are bullying me~"
"I bullied you?" The big cat opened its eyes wide and looked innocent, "Do you believe it yourself?"
Yin Jiang covered himself in the quilt and laughed tremblingly: "I don't believe it."
"So are you shy?" Jiang Yin climbed onto the bed and knelt on the edge of the bulging quilt.
"I will be shy!!" Lifting the handle, he lifted the quilt and hugged Mao Bo'er, "Just kidding, I will be shy!"
The big cat blinked its eyes and got to the bottom of it: "Then why is your face so red?"
Yin Jiang smeared his face and started to twitch again: "My face hurts."
Who said that it is absolutely impossible for me to fall in love early!
Hey!
My face hurts.
"So you also agreed, right!" Jiang Yin leaned over and kissed him.
Yin Jiang smiled: "Can I not agree?"
Jiang Yin pouted: "No."
"Then I agree." Yin Jiang looked at him, "Boyfriend."
"Boyfriend." The big cat bent its eyes and got into the arms of the carrying handle.
Yin Jiang narrowed his eyes: "Boyfriend..."
The atmosphere was just right, it was supposed to be a kiss...but the cat's claws climbed onto the branch that was about to be caught by the river crab with ease.
Yin Jiang: "...!"
Jiang Yin said: "You should relax."
Carrying the handle, he held the cat's paw, dumbfounded, and his voice changed: "This is really not good, I can't relax this, don't waste your energy in vain."
In fact, Jiang Yin wasn't too attached to this matter, he just wanted Yin Jiang to relax, and since the general said he couldn't relax, he gave up decisively.After all, Kang Bazi is a god who never blocks manually even after a stone shift!
But Yin Jiang was suddenly in a bad mood, and Jiang Yin was taken aback for a moment: it's General No. 3 who will come out.
Big Cat sensitively sensed that there was even some pain besides the resistance in his heart. Although he couldn't understand it, this problem felt very serious.Jiang Yin immediately put on a curious face and carefully probed: "Why?"
"I need some other stimulating assistance, so I don't dare to indulge." Yin Jiang didn't evade, but his eyes darkened, "Didn't you ask me when I started to develop? It was the year when I cut off my head, My impulsiveness and K-sensitivity are related to violent output codes, I didn’t know how to restrain myself in those years, I just followed my feelings... I have formed a habit, and I can’t change it now.”
The combination of violence and SEX are extreme BTs with x-obsession.
This is a very serious disease!
"Do you know why I had a fever and fell ill last time?" Yin Jiang said lightly, "It's because I indulged in my dream. I was comfortable, but I was so scared that No. 1 was terrified, and I blew on the cool air for half a night. Feng, that’s why he got sick, and that’s why Xiao Qi was released.”
The topic is very heavy, and Yin Jiang's heart is also very heavy, but the big cat squinted and found a strange entry point: "So you are not a master-slave relationship, but a circular logic of mutual checks and balances. Although you are higher than Number 1 will general, but you can't control Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi is higher than you, but Xiao Qi is attached to number 1..."
Yin Jiang: "..."
Cats are too smart to talk about today!
Aren't you discussing X eccentric violence SEX?What are you talking about now?
Yin Jiang swallowed his saliva, and forcibly changed the subject: "Don't you want to know what I did to you in my dream?"
"Does it matter what you do in the dream? It's just a dream, and it's still your dream..." Big Cat was very innocent, "I can't get in even if I know."
"……cough."
Can't you get the point back?impossible!
Yin Jiang said again: "I killed you on the bed, dismantled your limbs, twisted your neck, I was so happy." He suddenly approached Jiang Yin and grabbed the cat's neck, "You know, this habit is I'd rather kill someone else."
The big cat looked at him without blinking: "."
Yin Jiang: "Aren't you afraid?"
Jiang Yin: "You're not trying hard."
Yin Jiang: "I... If I try hard, you will die."
Jiang Yin blinked: "You won't use force."
The eyebrows trembled slightly, he let go of the big cat and fell back on the bed, and finally he was able to say what he wanted to say: "That's because I'm still awake and know what is a dream and what is reality, but if you don't know You teased me a few times, I became impulsive and couldn't distinguish between dreams and reality, do you think I can't use my strength?"
Big Cat pursed his mouth: "You won't."
Yin Jiang was surprised: "So sure!"
"Neither Xiao Qi nor the general will allow you to do that!" Jiang Yin nodded, and analyzed it to him solemnly: "This body always belongs to the general's personality, but the general will not be able to do that because of you and Xiao Qi. He kind of denies himself, that's why you and Xiao Qi's consciousness is higher than the general's body, and Xiao Qi's consciousness stayed at that time because of the injury, he is a part of the general, and he can be regarded as the general himself, so they Everyone has the right to control their own body. But you, if you bring someone else in, that part does not belong to this body, so you should not have the right to control your body, but your consciousness is higher than the general, so you should be Influence will move to your ends..."
The big cat was very calm, with a soothing and clear voice, as if he was discussing test questions with him. Yin Jiang felt a little trembling when he heard it. He hadn't analyzed and understood these questions himself!
"Is that so?" Yin Jiang was a little suspicious.
Jiang Yin was a little proud: "Of course, Xiao Qi was uncomfortable in the past and didn't check and balance you, but it's different now. As long as I cure Xiao Qi's problem, there will be no problem."
Yin Jiang raised his eyebrows: "Tsk, I'm looking forward to curing him."
"It's been a little effective now, don't you feel it? Xiaoqi can control his temper!" Jiang Yin suddenly moved over, "Do you want to try a little harder?"
This pure face leaned over and said something like 'Come on, hurt me~', Yin Jiang could only smile: "Okay, you win."
"That's right, I'm the cat's daughter-in-law of Jiang Jiang's boyfriend Xiao Qi~" Jiang Yinwo became sticky next to him: "You said that as long as I catch up with one, I will have three boyfriends~ "
Yin Jiang was speechless: "..."
The big cat still wanted to take advantage of the victory and pursue it, kneeling on his thigh with one leg, climbing his shoulders and getting close to his eyes and noses: "I've reached two now! What do you say now?"
Unable to control his heartbeat, Yin Jiang could only surrender: "All right, boyfriend, boyfriend, little wife, little wife, whatever you love is fine, I'll take care of you."
Jiang Yin nestled into his arms with a smile and rubbed against him, aiming at the big river crab.
Yin Jiang sighed: "That's really not good, this habit belongs to the body, not the consciousness."
Jiang Yin pouted: "Bad habit!"
Yin Jiang scratched his head: "Then what can I do?"
Jiang Yin pinched his face: "Change it!"
Yin Jiang frowned and grimaced: "Can this be changed? How?"
"Of course I can get rid of it!" Big Cat sat up on his knees and counted on his fingers: "It's only been 12 years since I was 5 years old. It's just 5 years of bad habits. If you decide to change it, it will be no difficulty. The problem is, the big deal is that it will take another 5 years, 1 to 1 head office!"
Looking at Mr. Jiang with his hands on his shoulders, he didn't dare to speak at all: "..."
Jiang Yinmo nodded with his face: "I'll help you, it's okay."
Yin Jiang pretended to agree with a heavy face: "Well, I will try my best."
The big cat pinched his face again, very serious: "It can't be to try our best, but to go all out!"
Yin Jiang was a little silly: "Ah... go all out?"
Jiang Yin said: "Go all out."
Yin Jiang: "Okay, it's all up to you."
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Put a pre-acquisition, and accept this book's adult story: I will give you wings when my father is a boyfriend
If you like this book, you can go to the column to collect it.
"Xiaoqi is you at the age of seven and a half." Jiang Yin answered the question very succinctly.
"A sophomore boy who likes to show off... This No.1 must have been happy for a while, but I'm really exhausted."
Carrying the handle was very accurate for his positioning when he was a child. Yin Jiang lay on the bed and stretched his waist, feeling exhausted, and didn't want to move at all.
Xiaoqi should be very happy, but it's a pity that he was let down, that classmate is really annoying!
The big cat obediently stood next to him, and at the same time gave the sports committee a bad note, and at the same time, the little daughter-in-law massaged Lao Gong's shoulders: "You should relax."
"How to relax?" Yin Jiang looked at him.
Jiang Yin turned over and threw himself on him, and his hand slipped down...
A current surged up, and Yin Jiang stared in shock: "What are you doing! Let go! Get down!"
Jiang Yin pouted and let go, but he was very dissatisfied: "Why, isn't that the fastest way to relax?"
"Huh?! Who told you!" Yin Jiang opened his mouth and couldn't close it.
The big cat sat up, and was a little proud: "Do you think I don't know if you don't teach me? I found a book with a process, and I also found a video teaching! Everything! It's amazing!"
"Have everything? What have you got?" The handle suddenly twitched a little, "What kind of mess have you watched? How can you watch everything? Why do you still learn everything?"
"Who told you not to teach me, so I can only look for it by myself? You didn't give me the correct book list, so of course I can only read everything." The big cat said the truth, of course It is straightforward: "Let's talk about it and see what's wrong? If you don't look at it, how can you tell right from wrong... If you have fewer references, you will follow everything, and if you look at it more, you can tell whether it is suitable for you!"
It makes sense.
Now I can't even talk about cats, what the hell... Where can I be reasonable?
Yin Jiang swallowed his saliva, clutched his trousers/crotch and shrank into the bed unconsciously, his voice lost all confidence: "Well, that can't be done like this now..."
"Why? Aren't boyfriends the ones who can help and explore each other?" Jiang Yin looked at him.
"That's..." Yin Jiang frowned: "Why do you have a boyfriend? Did I agree? You have a boyfriend!"
The big cat bent one leg, supported his face with his arms, and looked at him coolly: "Xiao Qi agreed."
Yin Jiang had nothing to say: "..."
Jiang Yin added: "The whole school saw us kissing, and all the reference materials show that if you don't agree to this situation, then you are a scumbag."
"Scum boy... the whole school?!" Yin Jiang suddenly exploded, "The whole school saw it? What's going on!"
Big Cat turned on the computer, connected to the mobile phone, skillfully boarded the campus network forum, opened the background of the video, clicked on the original film and the comments below, and threw the mobile phone to him: "Look for yourself! The whole school! Everyone saw it! The school is I edited the video, but if you look at how many people are taking pictures with mobile phones around, I don’t know how many people have seen it now. If the school didn’t deal with it quickly, I guess it should be in the headlines of the society.”
Yin Jiang was numb holding the phone: "...!!"
The big cat looked at him indifferently, as if saying: To be a boyfriend or a scumbag, you choose!
Carrying the handle and covering her head under the quilt: "You are bullying me~"
"I bullied you?" The big cat opened its eyes wide and looked innocent, "Do you believe it yourself?"
Yin Jiang covered himself in the quilt and laughed tremblingly: "I don't believe it."
"So are you shy?" Jiang Yin climbed onto the bed and knelt on the edge of the bulging quilt.
"I will be shy!!" Lifting the handle, he lifted the quilt and hugged Mao Bo'er, "Just kidding, I will be shy!"
The big cat blinked its eyes and got to the bottom of it: "Then why is your face so red?"
Yin Jiang smeared his face and started to twitch again: "My face hurts."
Who said that it is absolutely impossible for me to fall in love early!
Hey!
My face hurts.
"So you also agreed, right!" Jiang Yin leaned over and kissed him.
Yin Jiang smiled: "Can I not agree?"
Jiang Yin pouted: "No."
"Then I agree." Yin Jiang looked at him, "Boyfriend."
"Boyfriend." The big cat bent its eyes and got into the arms of the carrying handle.
Yin Jiang narrowed his eyes: "Boyfriend..."
The atmosphere was just right, it was supposed to be a kiss...but the cat's claws climbed onto the branch that was about to be caught by the river crab with ease.
Yin Jiang: "...!"
Jiang Yin said: "You should relax."
Carrying the handle, he held the cat's paw, dumbfounded, and his voice changed: "This is really not good, I can't relax this, don't waste your energy in vain."
In fact, Jiang Yin wasn't too attached to this matter, he just wanted Yin Jiang to relax, and since the general said he couldn't relax, he gave up decisively.After all, Kang Bazi is a god who never blocks manually even after a stone shift!
But Yin Jiang was suddenly in a bad mood, and Jiang Yin was taken aback for a moment: it's General No. 3 who will come out.
Big Cat sensitively sensed that there was even some pain besides the resistance in his heart. Although he couldn't understand it, this problem felt very serious.Jiang Yin immediately put on a curious face and carefully probed: "Why?"
"I need some other stimulating assistance, so I don't dare to indulge." Yin Jiang didn't evade, but his eyes darkened, "Didn't you ask me when I started to develop? It was the year when I cut off my head, My impulsiveness and K-sensitivity are related to violent output codes, I didn’t know how to restrain myself in those years, I just followed my feelings... I have formed a habit, and I can’t change it now.”
The combination of violence and SEX are extreme BTs with x-obsession.
This is a very serious disease!
"Do you know why I had a fever and fell ill last time?" Yin Jiang said lightly, "It's because I indulged in my dream. I was comfortable, but I was so scared that No. 1 was terrified, and I blew on the cool air for half a night. Feng, that’s why he got sick, and that’s why Xiao Qi was released.”
The topic is very heavy, and Yin Jiang's heart is also very heavy, but the big cat squinted and found a strange entry point: "So you are not a master-slave relationship, but a circular logic of mutual checks and balances. Although you are higher than Number 1 will general, but you can't control Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi is higher than you, but Xiao Qi is attached to number 1..."
Yin Jiang: "..."
Cats are too smart to talk about today!
Aren't you discussing X eccentric violence SEX?What are you talking about now?
Yin Jiang swallowed his saliva, and forcibly changed the subject: "Don't you want to know what I did to you in my dream?"
"Does it matter what you do in the dream? It's just a dream, and it's still your dream..." Big Cat was very innocent, "I can't get in even if I know."
"……cough."
Can't you get the point back?impossible!
Yin Jiang said again: "I killed you on the bed, dismantled your limbs, twisted your neck, I was so happy." He suddenly approached Jiang Yin and grabbed the cat's neck, "You know, this habit is I'd rather kill someone else."
The big cat looked at him without blinking: "."
Yin Jiang: "Aren't you afraid?"
Jiang Yin: "You're not trying hard."
Yin Jiang: "I... If I try hard, you will die."
Jiang Yin blinked: "You won't use force."
The eyebrows trembled slightly, he let go of the big cat and fell back on the bed, and finally he was able to say what he wanted to say: "That's because I'm still awake and know what is a dream and what is reality, but if you don't know You teased me a few times, I became impulsive and couldn't distinguish between dreams and reality, do you think I can't use my strength?"
Big Cat pursed his mouth: "You won't."
Yin Jiang was surprised: "So sure!"
"Neither Xiao Qi nor the general will allow you to do that!" Jiang Yin nodded, and analyzed it to him solemnly: "This body always belongs to the general's personality, but the general will not be able to do that because of you and Xiao Qi. He kind of denies himself, that's why you and Xiao Qi's consciousness is higher than the general's body, and Xiao Qi's consciousness stayed at that time because of the injury, he is a part of the general, and he can be regarded as the general himself, so they Everyone has the right to control their own body. But you, if you bring someone else in, that part does not belong to this body, so you should not have the right to control your body, but your consciousness is higher than the general, so you should be Influence will move to your ends..."
The big cat was very calm, with a soothing and clear voice, as if he was discussing test questions with him. Yin Jiang felt a little trembling when he heard it. He hadn't analyzed and understood these questions himself!
"Is that so?" Yin Jiang was a little suspicious.
Jiang Yin was a little proud: "Of course, Xiao Qi was uncomfortable in the past and didn't check and balance you, but it's different now. As long as I cure Xiao Qi's problem, there will be no problem."
Yin Jiang raised his eyebrows: "Tsk, I'm looking forward to curing him."
"It's been a little effective now, don't you feel it? Xiaoqi can control his temper!" Jiang Yin suddenly moved over, "Do you want to try a little harder?"
This pure face leaned over and said something like 'Come on, hurt me~', Yin Jiang could only smile: "Okay, you win."
"That's right, I'm the cat's daughter-in-law of Jiang Jiang's boyfriend Xiao Qi~" Jiang Yinwo became sticky next to him: "You said that as long as I catch up with one, I will have three boyfriends~ "
Yin Jiang was speechless: "..."
The big cat still wanted to take advantage of the victory and pursue it, kneeling on his thigh with one leg, climbing his shoulders and getting close to his eyes and noses: "I've reached two now! What do you say now?"
Unable to control his heartbeat, Yin Jiang could only surrender: "All right, boyfriend, boyfriend, little wife, little wife, whatever you love is fine, I'll take care of you."
Jiang Yin nestled into his arms with a smile and rubbed against him, aiming at the big river crab.
Yin Jiang sighed: "That's really not good, this habit belongs to the body, not the consciousness."
Jiang Yin pouted: "Bad habit!"
Yin Jiang scratched his head: "Then what can I do?"
Jiang Yin pinched his face: "Change it!"
Yin Jiang frowned and grimaced: "Can this be changed? How?"
"Of course I can get rid of it!" Big Cat sat up on his knees and counted on his fingers: "It's only been 12 years since I was 5 years old. It's just 5 years of bad habits. If you decide to change it, it will be no difficulty. The problem is, the big deal is that it will take another 5 years, 1 to 1 head office!"
Looking at Mr. Jiang with his hands on his shoulders, he didn't dare to speak at all: "..."
Jiang Yinmo nodded with his face: "I'll help you, it's okay."
Yin Jiang pretended to agree with a heavy face: "Well, I will try my best."
The big cat pinched his face again, very serious: "It can't be to try our best, but to go all out!"
Yin Jiang was a little silly: "Ah... go all out?"
Jiang Yin said: "Go all out."
Yin Jiang: "Okay, it's all up to you."
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Put a pre-acquisition, and accept this book's adult story: I will give you wings when my father is a boyfriend
If you like this book, you can go to the column to collect it.
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