my scheming human boyfriend

Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang was unable to attend class because her parents reported it. Not surprisingly, the math lessons of the other two classes were still covered by Bai Jinyi, and the evening self-study of the other two classes was still covered by Liu Rourou.

In the morning, Bai Jinyi, who received the news, hadn't expressed anything yet, and the god of death had already looked gloomy.

"Why is this happening, Mr. Bai, I thought it would be enough to substitute for seven days, but now it seems that it is nowhere in sight..."

I knew it was going to happen yesterday.

"You don't want to be a substitute until you graduate from the third year of junior high?"

If there are no accidents, it should be so.

However, at this time, someone wearing a mask and a hat, covering his face tightly, entered the office.

"You are..." Yan Ling, who happened to be standing next to the drinking fountain, thought it was some parent, but when the other party took off the mask, she stared blankly, "Teacher Xiaoshuang?"

"Mr. Xiaoyan, good morning." Xu Xiaoshuang let out a breath, greeted Yan Ling first, then walked quickly to Bai Jinyi's position, and said courteously:

"Mr. Bai, do you have any homework for students to correct? Let me come! I can also help you with the communication with parents."

"..." Bai Jinyi.

"Not only my two classes, but also your two classes. You teach for me, and I help you correct your homework. It should be." Xu Xiaoshuang has changed from being attentive to enthusiastic.

"..." Bai Jinyi.

Bai Jinyi silently looked at Xu Xiaoshuang, while Death stared blankly at Xu Xiaoshuang.

But Xu Xiaoshuang's enthusiasm was not defeated by this awkward silence at all, she still looked at Bai Jinyi persistently, and waited for Bai Jinyi to push the work over.

"...Why?" Under the pressure of Xu Xiaoshuang's gaze, Bai Jinyi was forced to speak.

"Because of my problem, Teacher Bai has been helping me to replace me. I am really embarrassed. So I will help Teacher Bai to do what I can. And this kind of substitute is not a day or two." Xu Xiaoshuang explained, "Yesterday the principal and I We talked about it, and I plan to let me rest at home until the summer vacation and start directly from the first day of junior high school."

The faces of many of the teachers who were watching changed due to jealousy, especially Liu Rourou.

"It's been such a long class, how can I have the nerve to ask you to take over all the time?" Xu Xiaoshuang said, "So I have to come here to help Teacher Bai and Teacher Liu share the work. Teacher Liu, I can also correct the homework of the students in your class!"

At this moment, Liu Rourou felt a little embarrassed again.

In the final analysis, it doesn't look like Xu Xiaoshuang who is not a human being.

"No need..."

"...No need." Bai Jinyi reluctantly said at the same time, "School arrangement."

"Yes, Teacher Xu, it's not that you don't want to go to class, it's that the school doesn't let you go to class!" The Grim Reaper, who was originally sad because Bai Jin wanted to substitute for the class, now felt very sympathetic to Xu Xiaoshuang, "It's all because I let you go without investigation. School on vacation."

"No, I have to do it." Xu Xiaoshuang insisted, "In addition to thanking Teacher Bai for helping me, I also have to prove to the school that I have no mental problems at all! They wronged me!"

"Were you talking about Xu Xiaoshuang just now?" A familiar voice suddenly sounded from the door of the math group.

Everyone in the mathematics group looked towards the door, and almost saw the familiar sweatshirt of the loving father and the muscular figure wrapped in the sweatshirt. The loving father is okay, and he has visited the mathematics group from his office!

Seeing that Su Jueren was about to reveal his face, Xu Xiaoshuang's face turned pale. At this moment, a melon farming straw hat suddenly appeared, blocking her loving father's face.

Su Jueren: "..."

He took a step back, saw Zhang Yuchi clearly, and immediately wrinkled his face as if he had eaten a sour plum.

"Zhang Yuchi, you are a music teacher, what do you do in the math group?"

Zhang Yuchi topped his hat and grinned: "The school is my home, and the math group office is just my math division. I'm the same as you, the principal."

The principal doesn't want to be like Zhang Yuchi.

Next to him was the deputy principal, two middle-aged men, standing outside the door with their hands behind their backs:

"You just said Xu Xiaoshuang, didn't you? Xu Xiaoshuang is a little uncomfortable, go home to rest, I know you are busy, but in special times, you can take care of it."

Su Jueren was kind and pleasant, and took the initiative to appease Liu Rourou and Bai Jinyi.

The two felt something was wrong, isn't Xu Xiaoshuang in the office?Why did Su Jueren look like he didn't see Xu Xiaoshuang, but when they looked around, there was no Xu Xiaoshuang!

In broad daylight, become alive, haunted?

In broad daylight, although there are ghosts, there are not so many ghosts.

The god of death poked Bai Jinyi's shoulder, and silently pointed under the table.

Bai Jinyi glanced along and saw Xu Xiaoshuang hiding under the table.

An ellipsis is no longer enough to describe his heart.

The ellipsis flashing across the screen in his heart at this moment directly drove him away from the work station, walked to the window and looked out the window.

Su Jueren still said behind his back: "Bai Jinyi, why did you stand up suddenly? Do you want to look at the scenery outside the window? That's okay. Four classes, it's a bit tiring, but young people, with as much pressure, have as much future , don't worry, I can see it..."

you go.

Bai Jinyi thought with a slight breakdown.

Coming to school to teach a class is like acting in a sitcom.

This day, every day is really not as good as every day!

Su Jueren had enough preaching, and wandered away with the vice principal again.

At this moment, Xu Xiaoshuang crawled out from under the table using both hands and feet.

The office was quiet for a while.

Finally, Yan Ling asked cautiously: "Well, Teacher Xu, why did you get into the table?"

"The principal and vice-principal passed by just now, and they asked me to go home to rest. Now that I appear in the office, I will definitely be unhappy, and maybe they will force me to go back, so I cannot be seen by them."

Xu Xiaoshuang sighed while holding Bai Jinyi's homework that had not been corrected, returned to her work station, and began to work quickly, talking to herself while working:

"It's not as good as the facts that are visible to the naked eye. I want to make achievements first, so that they can impress them..."

"……"Everyone.

However, is there a possibility that they will only intensify and squeeze you when they see you working so hard...

Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang, who returned to the office, worked really hard.

Throughout the morning, except for leaving her seat twice to go to the bathroom, she never left her seat. Under such high-intensity work, the workload accumulated by Bai Jinyi plummeted.

But when people do work, when the work is consumed, so is the person.

At noon, everyone went to the cafeteria to eat, and all the members of the mathematics team except the mathematics team leader looked at their dinner plates with sad faces.

In Xu Xiaoshuang's body, they both felt the curls and seemed to see their own future.

No matter which one, it makes people lose their appetite.

Bai Jinyi sat with everyone this time.

On the surface, it was because Zhang Yuchi was also sitting with everyone this time; in fact, it was because Reaper also regarded himself as a member of the math group, and successfully occupied a seat at the tail of the big table, and blended in without any gaps. In this bleak atmosphere.

It's just that everyone has a dinner plate and food, but Death does not have a dinner plate and no food.

He could only look at the Erotic Book spread out on the table in a daze.

Bai Jinyi glanced at the Erotic Book.

Xu Xiaoshuang's death intention has been fluctuating, from 40% to 70%, jumping like an electrocardiogram, and her mood is also changing at any time. When the death intention is low, it means "hard work", and when the death intention is high, it is "despair".

And the heart of the god of death also changes with the emotional changes like the electrocardiogram.

He looked at the book of ecstasy, at Bai Jinyi, at Bai Jinyi, at the book of ecstasy.

Although he didn't speak from the beginning to the end, all the words he wanted to say have been conveyed to Bai Jinyi through his melancholy eyes and hesitant expression.

'Mr. Bai, have we saved Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang now, or have we not? '

'Looking at this, Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang may still choose to commit suicide. '

'If Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang commits suicide again, shall we stop Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang?Was this suicide considered Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang's own wish?Should we respect Teacher Xu? '

Respect was written on his face, but when Xu Xiaoshuang's death intention decreased, the god of death couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief; The meaning is the same, unpredictable.

Bai Jinyi didn't eat either.

Reaper is very happy most of the time, and he likes to float around when he has nothing to do. Bai Jinyi didn't realize it in the past, but today he suddenly realized that he likes to look at happy Reaper when he eats, which is more conducive to eating and drinking. Digestion.

The people and ghosts at this table, due to various reasons, finally became bleak together.

Bai Jinyi said in a low voice: "Don't look."

The god of death raised his head in a daze, he didn't understand what Bai Jin was referring to for a moment, he was still immersed in the unpredictable teacher Xu Xiaoshuang's death value.

Bai Jinyi had no choice but to use his fingertips to tap on the book of eroticism: "Become a real entity."

Reaper obeyed obediently.

Bai Jinyi confiscated the book of ecstasy.

But the eyes of the god of death followed his moving hand. At this time, Jian Wuxu was no different from any student whose mobile phone was confiscated by him.

Still have to give Reaper something to divert attention from.

Bai Jinyi had no choice but to take out his mobile phone, even though he opened a series video, and put it in front of the god of death.

"Look at this..."

That is, at the moment when exchanging the book of ecstasy with the god of death with the mobile phone, Bai Jinyi suddenly realized a method, one that could help Xu Xiaoshuang solve the current predicament... a method that allowed him to watch the god of death floating around happy again.

"I know a way to help Teacher Xiaoshuang!"

WeChat friends do not need verification to pull people into the group.

Therefore, when the WeChat group called "The Battle to Save Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang" jumped to the first place in the chat interface because someone sent a message, they realized that they had been pulled into the group.

Several people looked at the group leader Bai Jinyi, and then looked at the group name, feeling for a moment:

"Although the name is very vivid, it's a bit hard to imagine that this is a group created by Teacher Bai..."

Now that it is so vivid, "Bai Jinyi" went straight to the topic and said his own way:

"Substitution by Exchange! [Victory]"

"Ok?"

"Mr. Liu, if Teacher Bai is in trouble, can you take over for Teacher Bai? [Poor]"

"Teacher Bai, why are you speaking from a third-person perspective..." Liu Rourou felt that Bai Jinyi's speech was strange, "Of course it's okay, when will you have something to do? I'll cover it for you."

"Mr. Xiaoshuang's class schedule, and Mr. Bai are busy. [Wangcai]"

"what?"

"So, can I ask Teacher Liu to take Teacher Xiaoshuang's schedule, and Teacher Bai to take your schedule? [wit]"

Having said that, after a few teachers stayed for a while, they suddenly understood Bai Jinyi's true meaning.

"Wonderful!" Zhang Yuchi was infected by Bai Jinyi, and he sent [thumbs] repeatedly, saying, "Mr. Bai, you have insight into people's hearts. Parents went to the Education Bureau to sit in meditation because of Teacher Xiaoshuang's mental problems, but Teacher Xiaoshuang was just too stressed. Mental problems; and the parents may not think that Teacher Xiaoshuang is not good, they may just think that Teacher Bai is better - after all, Teacher Bai's teaching performance is ranked first in the city. Transferring them to teach their children, for them, it’s like a pie in the sky. But if Teacher Liu goes to teach... Maybe they will beg Teacher Xiaoshuang to come back.”

"You mean, I used to be shit from the sky?" Liu Rourou's mouth twitched.

"I didn't say that." Zhang Yuchi disregarded the relationship.

"But I think we should discuss this matter with the other teachers in the math group, right?" Yan Ling interrupted at this moment, "The math group leader agreed, so we can hide it from the principal."

"It's on me." Zhang Yuchi patted his chest.

After the discussion is over, the group can also disband.

Bai Jinyi sent another message: "Then everyone [come on]!"

Everyone finally couldn't help but said: "Mr. Bai, why do you have so many small expressions today? Obviously, you usually talk about things on WeChat, and you don't even bother to type a punctuation mark. Look at this group name, you are so cute today. It's like a ghost is possessed..."

When this sentence came out, the Grim Reaper, who had been clacking and typing with his mobile phone and adding emoticons, was scared, and quickly put down the mobile phone to show Bai Jinyi, and asked in a low voice:

"Mr. Bai, am I going to expose...Because I am a little too happy to be able to talk to others..."

Bai Jinyi was still grading homework just now, he took the phone and glanced at it, and added a sentence for the god of death with a blank expression:

"Actually, I am the ghost of Bai Jinyi."

"Huh?" Jian Wuxu was startled.

The teachers were also dumbfounded. After a while, Zhang Yuchi realized: "Mr. Bai, I thought the bed sheets and pajamas incident was very strange before, and it was very different from your usual external personality. Could it be that this is not your way of treating your parents at all? It's your real personality—ah no, what a ghost did?"

As expected of Mr. Zhang, he has found a reasonable answer so quickly.

But Bai Jinyi didn't want to discuss bed sheets and pajamas with Zhang Yuchi.

He coldly quit the group chat.

Everyone in the mathematics office is aware of Xu Xiaoshuang's matter. The mathematics team leader is usually a full-time tea drinker. Being bullied too much, not only acquiesced to everyone's little tricks for Xu Xiaoshuang, but also helped hide Su Jueren.

With the concerted efforts of the entire mathematics team, Bai Jinyi and Liu Rourou successfully changed classes for three days.

On the fourth day, Liu Rourou was teaching in the classroom. Suddenly, a figure seemed to pass by the window. She didn't pay attention, and continued with the class. About ten minutes later, the figure came back, not only came back, but also brought Su Jueren !

When Su Jueren's familiar face appeared on the window, Liu Rourou, who was fearless, trembled.

Damn, when the loving father who is always smiling is not smiling, it is really scary!

However, the loving father at this moment is not only not smiling, his face is already as dark as three coats of black paste.

The face floating on the window didn't look like the headmaster's face, but the face of a bomb that was about to explode!

"Dinglingling——" The time is just right, and the bell rang for the end of get out of class!

Liu Rourou pressed her chest and her beating heart, and walked out of the classroom door.When she went out, she found that all the teachers from the math group had come, except Xu Xiaoshuang.Xu Xiaoshuang didn't know everyone's plan, and now she was hiding in fear of the principal.

In addition to the teachers... of course, the students are also watching. The stories of the students happen every day on campus, and it is rare for the teacher to gossip. , just waiting for the big show to kick off.

"You guys come to the office with me..." Su Jueren said these words under his breath. Just as he was about to take a step, he found that the front and back were full of tall and powerful students. He wanted to go out, but it was not that simple.

"Go to what office! We need to solve this matter openly!" At this moment, the parent spoke, and the parent was very tough, holding up the mobile phone in one hand and saying, "Principal, you have seen the situation exactly as I said. I felt something was wrong, why did I change another math teacher in the class? They are all children in the third grade of junior high school, and they will take the senior high school entrance examination in two months. How important is the high school entrance examination for children! This school turned out to be good, two In less than a week, three teachers have been changed. Isn’t this delaying the children’s future? Is this a school for teaching and educating people, or a school for murdering futures?”

"Teacher Bai...Teacher Bai..."

A thin voice came in the wind. Bai Jinyi followed the sound and saw the god of death flying over the head of one of the students. He pointed the student with his finger and whispered a report:

"He is the child of that parent, and he wears a multi-function watch... The parent just listened to the recording of Teacher Liu's class for the principal!"

"This parent." Su Jueren rarely showed an aggrieved expression, "The matter is not so serious."

"The child is delayed, and you still think the matter is not serious? Listen, everyone, is this what a principal who teaches and educates people should say?" The parents became more and more angry, "In your eyes, our precious children are going to school one by one. Rate data, right!"

"Why was the child delayed?"

Su Jueren didn't dare to speak amidst the constant scolding from the parents, but at this time Bai Jinyi suddenly spoke.

"Why was the child delayed?"

His voice was very cold, piercing through the noisy scene like an ice knife, making the noise around him disappear for a while.

The person who had been silent all this time suddenly spoke, everyone was surprised, and even the god of death flew back from the students to poke Bai Jinyi.

"Teacher Bai, are you angry?" Jian Wuxu asked carefully, "Don't be angry, you can win if you don't get angry in a quarrel! We are reasonable people!"

"Frequently changing teachers, isn't it called delay?" Parents have plausible words.

"Ms. Xu Xiaoshuang was about to come back." Bai Jinyi said, "Someone went to the Education Bureau to sit quietly. Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang couldn't teach, so he had to find another teacher to teach."

"It was you who changed at the beginning, Teacher Bai."

"I have something to do."

"Three days in a row?"

"Can't you?"

What the hell!

Everyone in the mathematics group looked at Bai Jinyi, as if watching a Godzilla standing in front of him and talking.

Mr. Bai, you are usually as silent as gold, are you holding back your emotions to make a big move?

This is the parent!Are you so shirtless?

Report it to the Education Bureau, 100% the teacher is at a disadvantage!

"...Isn't that what I said, changing teachers all the time!" The parents were also stunned, and it had been a long time since they saw such an arrogant teacher.

"Then as long as Teacher Liu Rourou continues to teach these two classes and never changes teachers from now on, it will be stable." Bai Jinyi said.

"..." Liu Rourou.

Teacher Bai, although I know it's just a hypothesis, but this sentence is really scary.

"How can that be!" The parent almost jumped up.

"Why not? Why, I can take the class instead, but not Teacher Liu?"

"Your class is the same as Mr. Liu's class. The teaching performance is very different, okay?"

"..." Liu Rourou hurriedly stroked her chest.

Don't be angry, don't be angry, and there is no one to replace you when you get sick.

"I don't think there is any difference." Bai Jinyi said indifferently, "Ms. Liu also graduated from a prestigious school, and she is also serious in class, homework is also assigned, and the topics are as simple as possible."

"So, parent, do you not want Teacher Xu to attend class, or do you only want me to attend class?"

"You teacher!" the parent said sternly, "Why are you talking like this? We hope you will come to take over the class because we trust you. You have failed our trust and our children's love for you..."

As soon as the word "trust" came out, Bai Jinyi stopped talking.

But in the crowd, Yan Ling couldn't hold back anymore. She was petite, but when she stood up, she was as imposing as a rainbow, and she output with a crackling sound:

"Emotional teacher Liu is not a good teacher if the grades in the class are not outstanding. The class led by Teacher Bai is a good teacher. You don't need bad teachers, but good teachers. Let this teacher be like pork in the vegetable market, and you will be picky." Yes! The Education Bureau also asked him to choose. When he turned around, he learned from each other. When he met a teacher with bad grades, he went to the Education Bureau to sit quietly and asked for another teacher with good grades. Was he assigned according to the situation? Then our teacher Go back and sit quietly!"

Such a logical and clear interrogation in one go not only stupefied people, but also dumbfounded ghosts.

The parent's face was flushed, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, but he put down the mobile phone that he had been holding high. At this time, Zhang Yuchi in the crowd turned on the mobile phone. Among them, this group is exactly the group where the parent in front of me started the live broadcast.

He pretended to be a parent and fanned the flames: "Why did you turn it off? Don't be afraid, keep broadcasting. These days, there are videos with the truth, and you can see who is right..."

"Dingling bell——" the 10-minute get out of class break ended, and the bell rang again and again, on time.

"Okay!" When we got here, Su Jueren yelled, "Parent, follow me back to the office. The other students are in class. Hurry up and go back to class. The classroom teacher also goes in to organize discipline!"

The students who finished eating a big melon in get out of class time were satisfied and reluctant to part with each other. They walked to the classroom slower than a turtle. At this moment, the silent Bai Jinyi suddenly walked up to the student that the god of death had just pointed out. Shot: "Multifunctional watch."

The student was frightened immediately, and hurriedly glanced at the father next to him, but at this time, the parent whose face was blushing couldn't give the child instructions.

The student had no choice but to reach into his pocket and take out his watch...

"Electronic devices cannot be brought into the school, don't bring them next time."

After finishing speaking, Bai Jinyi walked out of the crowd with the god of death.

Su Jueren also walked out of the crowd with his parents, and the teachers hurriedly shouted: "Okay, okay, what's so interesting about this, hurry back to the classroom for class!"

Student: Liar, obviously the teachers are also interested in watching it!

All the way from the teaching building to the downstairs, the excitement of Death was finally released:

"Mr. Bai, what you said just now has the charm of calling you to the underworld! Did you see that the parent was confused by your questioning, and he couldn't find a way to deal with it at all, so he could only mess around in the end!"

Bai Jinyi smiled briefly.

"By the way, is this thing over? Can Teacher Xiaoshuang come back to work?"

"I don't know, wait for two days."

Say who will arrive.When they walked to the school fountain, his cell phone rang suddenly, it was Xu Xiaoshuang's call.

He picks it up.

On the other end of the phone, Xu Xiaoshuang said in a dreamy tone: "Mr. Bai, what's going on, the principal suddenly called me just now and asked me to go back to class as usual tomorrow... Is it because of my hard work these days? Whatever the reason, I'm here to thank you..."

"Say it again." Bai Jinyi asked suddenly.

"what?"

"Say what you just said again." Bai Jinyi said, and then he raised the phone to Death's ear.

"Huh?" Death was confused.

But he soon heard Xu Xiaoshuang's voice on the phone, Xu Xiaoshuang really repeated what he said just now:

"Mr. Bai, the principal asked me to go back to class as usual tomorrow... I'll thank you..."

The sudden surprise and happiness shot into Death's heart like a dart. This kind of happiness even contained weight, and it was sent heavily to his chest.

He was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, Bai Jinyi had already hung up the phone.

He asked Bai Jinyi: "Mr. Bai, you saved Teacher Xiaoshuang, right?"

"us."

"'us'?"

"We," Bai Jinyi, "saved Teacher Xiaoshuang."

A little white light appeared out of thin air, between the sound of dripping water and the splashing water droplets dyed colorful by the sun, like fireflies, flying around the god of death.

The sky was still bright, and the little white light was not conspicuous, but it was still seen by the God of Death. The God of Death stretched out his hand to catch it, but as soon as it flew forward, it fell into the palm of the God of Death and disappeared.

"Mr. Bai, is this white light..."

"Maybe it's the same as the light that night." Bai Jinyi.

"But why is there white light?"

"Today you saved Teacher Xu Xiaoshuang, and that day, you may have saved the animals on the mountain and the people down the mountain that were about to be affected by the fire."

"But—" Jian Wuxu was a little confused, "Ghost messengers are obviously seductive, why is there a white light when saving people?"

Bai Jin thought for a moment, then raised his hand to stop a drop of water flying towards the god of death.He looked at the fresh and pure face of the god of death:

"Perhaps taking away the dead is a job, and saving the living is a merit."

Bai Jinyi watched Death by the school fountain, and Su Jueren also stood in the window of the principal's office and looked at Bai Jinyi.

The god of death in Bai Jinyi's eyes has a dreamy brilliance in the splashing water, but in Su Jueren's eyes, Bai Jinyi only has a... yes, a rebellious light.

He sighed exhaustedly, sat back in the office chair, took out the blood pressure monitor, tied his arm, took out the phone, and called his good friend.

"Pei Yun, isn't Bai Jinyi a bit weird lately... Sigh, why can't the blood pressure go down every day... I can't tell, either there is something wrong, or it's a bit weird... Blood pressure...I'm dizzy...This fucking day, it's almost like my blood pressure, surging day by day..."