my scheming human boyfriend

"...Wait, Teacher Bai! Teacher Bai, what are you doing?"

Death's cry came from behind, because he didn't want to disturb the ghost messenger in front, so his voice was kept very low, like insects chirping at night, and he didn't dare to scream too loudly.

Yes, what am I going to do?Bai Jinyi also thought about it.

In fact, the brightening of the god of death, or what, has nothing to do with him.Now Reaper himself wants to go back. As a bystander, he just needs to respect Reaper's thoughts.

There is no need to force the god of death, nor do you need to do anything for the god of death.Just keep his usual, rusty but polite distance, that's fine.

What he is going to do now is so strange...

Bai Jinyi thought so, but his thoughts and his actions formed a binary opposition. The more his thoughts hindered his actions, the more resolute and fast he moved forward.

Soon, Bai Jinyi circled around and waited at the corner of the mountain road ahead of the two ghost messengers. He stopped here for a while, looked around, and found that standing in his position, when he raised his head, he could just see The thousand-year-old cypress on the top of the mountain.

It is here.

In a hurry, there was no time to design too much, Bai Jinyi casually gave himself an independent posture facing the cliff with his hands behind his back, and waited.

Not long after, the two ghost messengers shook and came here.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the two ghosts, and the two ghosts saw him.

"Where did they come from?" the blue and white ghost guard said to the blue and black ghost guard.

"Who knows." The blue black ghost said, "The soul is very stable, it's not our performance, don't care about him."

"This guy looks pretty good."

"Yeah, yeah, it's a bit like the new ghost star in our underworld who claims to be abstinent..."

They obviously don't think that humans can see them, they speak without any scruples, and they don't even bother to turn the direction. They intend to pass by the human body directly. At this moment, they suddenly heard a voice——

"The current underworld ghost messengers don't even have basic manners?"

The two ghosts who were complaining weakly almost died of fright!

"You you you—humans talking to us?"

"Otherwise," Bai Jinyi tilted his head, with casual indifference and teasing, "Am I talking to a ghost?"

The two ghost messengers settled down, they quickly backed away, distanced themselves from the human beings, and took advantage of the moonlight to seriously look at the human beings who had just casually looked at them.

I saw the solitude of the surrounding fields, half of the face of a human being turned around, the bridge of the nose protruding like a peak, a line hung high, dividing yin and yang, the half face illuminated by the pale moonlight was indifferent and deep, and one could tell that this person was extraordinary vulgar.

The two ghosts were annoyed for a moment:

I also want to know that this mountain must be a bit weird tonight, and how could it be an ordinary person who just happened to appear here at this time. He didn't have a brain just now, so he couldn't accidentally offend the Great God, right?

"You...you..." The two low-level civil servants of the underworld were cautious, "here..."

"For the mountain, of course."

"This mountain..."

"You don't need to try, you won't be able to catch your soul tonight." Bai Jinyi said lightly, "I'm here."

Bai Jinyi held the silent posture of the teacher scaring the students, recalling that he passed by the students' window and heard the appearance of the very BKing hero in the novel discussed by the students.

Am I BKing like this?

He was a little nervous in his heart, but this kind of nervousness was insignificant compared to his nervousness when facing strangers.

Thanks to the opposite is not a person, but two ghosts.

Ghosts have no human rights.

He repeated in his heart, and thought again:

Hmm... I would also like to thank Master Sui for his deceitful words that inspired me.

The two ghosts were shocked!

A mountain and its surrounding creatures, according to the forecast of the underworld system, will undoubtedly all die and enter reincarnation, but this man in front of him actually fights against the underworld with such an understatement and rewrites the fate of countless creatures?

Too terrible, too terrifying, too unfathomable!

They thought of a living legend.

"Could it be," the two ghost messengers became more and more cautious, "Your surname is Yue, and the five mountains are the lightest Yue...?"

Bai Jinyi doesn't know what the meaning of Yue, who is the lightest of the five mountains, is, but judging by the ghost's appearance, he may be a big bull.

If he admits this, the two ghost agents may be very afraid of him, but first of all, he does not know this big cow surnamed Yue at all, and second, he is not standing here purely to scare the two ghost agents .

"Is there only one capable person named Yue in this world?" Bai Jinyi continued to imitate the tone of the BKing hero.

The two ghost messengers were questioned, and their foreheads were sweating at the same time. They mistook one expert for another, wouldn't they offend this expert?

"Is Yan Wang still playing games recently? It's all gone wrong, so it's time to put down the game and work for two days?" Bai Jinyi asked again.Hades always played games when he was arranging work for the God of Death, presumably Yan Wang's love of playing games is a well-known thing in the underworld.

To use deception...to use words to deceive ghosts, of course, there must be something real that ghosts don't know. If the truth is true, the false will become true.

"This……"

The two ghost messengers couldn't answer at all, even if they could answer, they wouldn't dare to answer, they would be found out if they talked small things about Hades!

"Forget it, I'll ask you guys, you guys can't possibly know." Bai Jinyi swayed freely, thinking that BKing is quite easy, "Let's talk about it when I go down to the underworld to meet the King of Hades! Things on this mountain are a bit troublesome, and I have to talk to him about it." Hades meet and match. Take out your cell phones."

After laying the groundwork for so long, Bai Jinyi said this sentence in order to be natural and smooth.

"The record of grabbing orders for this mountain on your mobile phone cannot be leaked. Otherwise..."

He thought of his loving father again.

At critical moments, inspiration is by your side.He made a mysterious expression on his face that seemed to be different from that of his loving father.

"...you understand, right?"

The two ghosts understood completely.

Without saying a word, they immediately took out their mobile phones, bowed their backs, stretched out their hands, and handed the mobile phones to the man in front of them respectfully.

This kind of thing that can go straight to the palace of the king of hell and let the king of hell put down the game to deal with it, can little ghosts like them get involved?

Hot potato, send it out quickly.

Ping'an seduces the soul, Ping'an becomes a ghost, and creates a Ping'an hell.

Bai Jinyi didn't reach out to pick it up, but he couldn't catch it.

He said lightly, "Put it on the rock next to it."

When I said it, I was still a little worried, whether I would ask too much, which made the ghost have doubts.

However, Guichai didn't have any doubts at all, and was completely pretended by Bai Jinyi at this moment, and became more and more respectful, and didn't dare to put the phone where Bai Jinyi asked.

"Okay." The voice of nature came from the front, "Go back, I will take care of the rest."

The two ghosts were very grateful: "It's hard work, you are old, dare to ask your old name? When we go down to the underworld, we can also give you a stick of incense to add to your merits."

"..."

Bai Jinyi was momentarily stuck, do you want to say your name?But what if the real names of these two ghosts really went to the underworld to search for incense?If you say a fake name, in case the scene is seen through by them——

In a hurry, he discovered that the thousand-year-old cypress on the top of the mountain was actually glowing with a slight white light. The light was very soft and seemed to change with the rhythm of breathing. He could tell at a glance that it was not illuminated by ordinary lighting.

But how can the tree be bright?

The light of the tide, suddenly, probed out, and the light was also looking at the bottom.

Death is watching him.

Distant, soft light echoes them.

Bai Jinyi had a flash of inspiration, and without saying anything, he only glanced up the mountain suggestively to the two ghost messengers.

The two ghost messengers looked up following his gaze, and immediately saw the vision of Gu Bai.

Although they didn't quite understand what it had to do with the name of the master, they didn't dare to ask again, the master is always so mysterious, if they understand it, they are destined, if they don't understand it, they have nothing to do.

Finally, the blue-and-white ghost guard took down the seal on his waist and knocked in the void, and a gray-black door filled with mist appeared in front of him, obviously it was the door leading to the underworld.

Before leaving, the two ghosts never forget the etiquette:

"I'm bothering you."

"Ah."

"You are busy, you are busy."

"Go."

The figure of the ghost messenger finally disappeared in the gray mist door.

Bai Jinyi stood where he was, seeing the moon disappearing into the thick clouds, and the wind creeping back and forth. He could only get a glimpse of its appearance from the crooked appearance of the grass blades.Everything is normal, the dead silence of this mountain is no different from another mountain, if there were no two mobile phones that fell on the rock, everything just now would be like a bizarre dream conceived out of loneliness and suffocation.

"Teacher Beber——"

However, the sound came from the sky, and the ancient cypresses on the top of the mountain dimmed, and the god of death flew down from the top of the mountain with a tidal light. meteor.

The light of the meteor not only illuminates the leaf veins of the ancient cypress behind it like clouds and waterfalls, but also illuminates him. This long light path weaves him into a real and magnificent dark green illusion.

Can I make a wish on this shooting star?In this dark green wonderland, Bai Jinyi had a whim.However, the situation is indeed bizarre, but it is neither a dream nor a hallucination, and of course it is impossible to make a wish.

The god of death flew in front of Bai Jinyi, and he was a little flustered: "Mr. Bai, did you just cheat...?"

Bai Jinyi was stunned for a moment, and then realized: "That's right, is cheating on ghosts considered cheating?"

Or lie to ghosts, is this against public order and good customs?

But... he thought about it carefully and decided to forget it.Anyway, it seems that the laws of the underworld can't control Yangshi, and when they can control him, the crime will be increased, so let's increase the crime.

He didn't worry about it, pointed to the mobile phone on the stone, and said to the god of death:

"It's not right to be scammed, but it's not necessary to be PUA in the workplace. Now you have a mobile phone, and buy one get one free."

When she got the thing she had been longing for with both hands, Jian Wuxu was completely moved.He was holding two mobile phones, like holding diluted treasures, and he didn't dare to move or float.

"So Mr. Bai, you did this to get the phone for me... But it's very dangerous. What if they find you and take away your soul?"

"Tick it away, just tick it off." Bai Jin didn't care, "Isn't my death fulfilling your wish?"

"Wait, that's not my wish!" Jian Wuxu immediately protested, "My wish is to snatch your soul away, not any other ghost! No one can snatch you from me! "

"Well, I believe you." Bai Jinyi smiled, noticing that the light on Death's body was gradually fading, "Can you still feel the attraction of the mountain to you?"

"Looks like it's gone..."

"Then go back. You can still go to bed before three o'clock."

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Linkage of this chapter @越青@《天师》~

Teacher Bai is an ordinary person (?, Jian Wuxu is an ordinary ghost (?, but also has his own splendor and happiness =w=

Although the Grim Reaper was a bit noisy when he appeared on the stage, for Mr. Bai, it was indeed a dark green spectacle accidentally entered in the suffocating world.