Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl

The two of them never thought that the parrot would listen to their words, after all ordinary people would not have thought that a parrot could be as smart as Shen Qiu.

After Song Cheng left, Brother Chao continued to teach Shen Qiu.

Shen Qiu's stumbling to learn, created a kind of appearance for Brother Chao, who is just a little clever and quick to learn.

Brother Chao was very happy, humming a little tune, thinking that Shen Qiu was an auspicious fruit sent from heaven.

"With you here, our performance this month will definitely achieve another success."

The big parrot looked at him with a cold bird face, learning very brainwashing propaganda skills in his mouth, and he was already thinking about how to conspire with Song Yan later.

After teaching for about forty minutes, Brother Chao was also tired from teaching. He took out his mobile phone to play games while knocking the melon seeds for the parrot.

Shen Qiu looked at him from behind, made sure that he was completely immersed in the game, and tiptoed towards the door.

The door was not closed tightly, there was still a small gap, Shen Qiu opened the gap with his paws and looked outside.

People in the living room are doing their own things, and people in this room don't have mobile phones, which have been taken away from the first day here.

So they don't have much time to play, and most of the time, they are dragged by the MLM elements hidden in these people to continue brainwashing.

Shen Qiu looked at Song Cheng over there dragging a big brother to repeat the words skills taught by Brother Chao, his eyes were slightly cold.

But now he couldn't do anything, after searching around but not finding Song Yan, he rushed to the door of the bathroom.

He has two ideas now, if he can find Song Yan, he will conspire with Song Yan, if he can't find him, he will go out to find Zuo Yuan first.

These people were going to take Song Yan to another place tonight, and he had to pass on the clues quickly.

Shen Qiu jumped onto the doorknob of the bathroom, pressed it down hard, and in the next second, a hand stretched out from inside and grabbed his wings and pulled him in violently.

Thanks to the big parrot's strong control, it didn't call out on the spot.

At this time, Zuo Yuan, who had already arrived at the Mindong District Police Station, immediately told the police in the station about the situation and wanted to ask for help.

After listening to Zuo Yuan's description and Zuo Yuan's police certificate, the police fell into deep thought.

After a while, an old policeman murmured, "It's such a leftist comrade. The place you mentioned happens to be an MLM organization that we have been following very closely recently."

Zuo Yuan was a little surprised, "Then..."

"We also saw this parrot today, and felt a little familiar at the time, but parrots, most of them are like this, I didn't think of the one in your house."

After confirming that Shen Qiu really entered the MLM den, Zuo Yuan just let go of his breath and brought it up again.

Although with Shen Qiu's level of intelligence, it is impossible to be harmed by those pyramid schemes, but Zuo Yuan's heart still beats when he doesn't know the specific situation.

He thought for a while, and asked the old policemen what they were going to do.

"The parrot in our house is very smart. If we can cooperate, maybe we can cooperate with each other."

After discussing with the director, Zuo Yuan immediately made a plan with the police in Mindong District.

But at this moment, Shen Qiu who was dragged into the bathroom immediately yelled at the other party's hand, barely stopping when he saw the other's face.

It's Song Yan.

The big parrot flopped, Song Yan let go, and Shen Qiu jumped onto the window sill.

"What did you catch me for?"

Song Yan danced excitedly.

"You, you, you! You are the police bird on White Horse Street!"

Song Yan's voice was extremely low, but Shen Qiu still heard what he said.

I secretly said in my heart.

"You know me, so why did you enter the MLM den? Didn't you know that this place is harmful?!"

There was still a smile on the corner of Song Yan's mouth, and when he heard the words, only his voice was suppressed, "Hey, don't be angry, Qiuqiu, I'm here just for you."

Shen Qiu: ...

The big parrot stuck to the window with a swish.

"No, we have something to talk about, can you stop talking like this idiot."

Seeing that he was misunderstood, Song Yan hurriedly explained, "I am the new policeman who was admitted to the Baima Street Police Station this time. I liked Jiang City before. I saw your anti-fraud video on the Internet a few months ago, so I immediately decided to Come to your police station."

He looked up proudly, "No, after I passed the civil service exam, I went through a series of trainings, and finally came to Jiang City!"

The big parrot opened its beak and couldn't say a word for a long time.

After a few minutes of silence, "Since you are a new policeman...how did you end up in a pyramid scheme?"

Speaking of this, Song Yan suddenly became a little irritable, "That Song Cheng, my cousin, when I came, my dad thought that there was such a relative in Jiang City who could help if something happened, so he contacted him. Who knew he was actually Those who engage in pyramid schemes drew me in on the first day.”

It could be seen that Song Yan was quite speechless.

He added, "But since they've all come in, I definitely can't waste this opportunity, so I've been thinking about how to spread the news about this MLM den, and I didn't expect you to come."

Song Yan became excited again, "Qiuqiu, how did you get in here? Does your ability to come prove that the police already know about this place?"

After finishing speaking, I felt wrong, "No, Baima Street is in Nankai District, this is Mindong District, and the jurisdictions are different."

Shen Qiu was a little embarrassed, the big parrot said ahhh, "Then what..."

Before the words came out, the door was knocked, and one person and one bird were silent.

Song Yan opened the door and opened it, and everyone in the living room became vigilant.

Song Cheng stood at the door and asked, "Who is it?"

"Hello takeaway, is this Mr. Zuo? The takeaway you ordered has arrived, please come out and pick it up."

Song Cheng seemed relieved, "There is no Mr. Zuo here, and no one orders takeaway, you must have found the wrong one."

The takeaway boy was a little suspicious, "No, the address is your place, handsome guy, do you live alone here? Did your friend order it for you, and the order was siu mai, why don't you come out and have a look? "

Song Cheng was a little impatient, and his tone was a bit fierce.

Shen Qiu didn't listen that much, he pushed the door open and whispered, "It's Zuo Yuan."

Turning his small eyes, he looked towards the door, "No, I have to go out and meet Zuo Yuan. Song Yan, help me keep an eye on Brother Chao, so that no one will find out."

Song Yan's eyes lit up, and he nodded wildly, "Okay, don't worry! I'll stay here and guard!"

Just at this time, Song Cheng chased away the delivery guy and went looking for Song Yan in the house.

Song Yan answered in the bathroom.

"Cousin, wait a moment, I'll make a big one."

Song Cheng muttered something, telling him to hurry up.

"Brother Chao saw that you invested 4000 yuan all of a sudden today, so he decided to give you a chance to see the world. Don't lose it, come out and see if you don't."

Song Yan responded again and again.

Shen Qiu had already opened the window, and was about to fly outside when Brother Chao's voice came again.

"Have any of you seen Lucky Fortune?"

Everyone said they didn't see it.

Song Yan was a little anxious and pushed the big parrot outside.

If it wasn't for Shen Qiu's complete adaptation to the parrot's body, he would have fallen headfirst and turned into a ball of flesh.

He glides in the air with an amplitude of z, and then rushes to the corner of the community.

Zuo Yuan must already know that this is a pyramid scheme den, otherwise he would not have chosen such a roundabout way to inform him.

According to the habits of the two, Shen Qiu found Zuo Yuan squatting in the corner on the side of the community near the wall, but what surprised him was that Luo Qian was also there.

All Shen Qiu's mind was thinking about at the moment was the MLM den, and he didn't realize that it was already very wrong for Luo Qian to follow her on missions.

The big parrot rushed towards its partner excitedly, and made a twitch in the air when it was about to hit the opponent.

"Zuo Yuan! Guess what I found!"

Zuo Yuan got up from the ground expressionlessly, stared at the big parrot, and raised his arm.

"Come down."

Shen Qiu happily landed on his wrist, and in the next second, the wings were picked up, and the tail was slapped vigorously a few times.

It didn't hurt, but it directly stunned Shen Qiu.

The big parrot stared at his partner blankly.

The partner's face was dark and his eyes were very gloomy. He hit him several times without saying a word before stopping to stare at him.

"Do you know what's wrong?"

Shen Qiu:? ? ?

He stared round a pair of small eyes.

"No, where am I wrong? What am I wrong about?"

Hearing this, Zuo Yuan became even angrier.

Have a good rest day, and finally have a date with my girlfriend!In the end, halfway through the date, he was lost by this little parrot running around without authorization!

He searched for a long time in fear, but the little parrot actually thought he was right?

Zuo Yuan thought to himself, animals should not be too smart. If they are too smart, they will be like this parrot, with more and more positive ideas!

He picked up the wings of the big parrot and hung him in the air, while the other hand went up and down in the air, but he didn't shoot it down.

Finally, he said bitterly, "Do you still remember that you are just a parrot? You are very capable when you enter the MLM den alone?"

"Is it because there are too few people who know that they are smart? Thinking that publicity outside will cause criminals to steal you and sell you at a high price?"

"If you think your social status is low at the police station, you can tell me, and I will take you to the director of the police station and tell him that you don't want to be a police bird anymore, and you want to increase your social status."

"Don't worry! I guarantee that the country will send you to the wildlife park immediately. Being with the national treasure giant panda will definitely increase your value dozens of times in an instant! Do you want to do it?"

The big parrot shrank its head in fright, looked at Luo Qian and Zuo Yuan, and instantly understood why he was angry.

"Then what... I was wrong."

The big parrot can bend and stretch, and admits mistakes very quickly.

Zuo Yuan laughed angrily again.

"Do you still know that you are wrong? Let me tell you, you are a police bird in our police station! You are a popular anti-fraud endorsement bird in our jurisdiction!"

"When you leave the jurisdiction, you are like a shining gold! You are lucky that no one recognizes you for the time being, otherwise I will definitely take you on a romantic trip across the ocean."

"You still want to be a police bird? Go abroad to complete your reproduction!"

Shen Qiu was so scolded that he didn't dare to say a word, and finally waited for Luo Qian to calm him down, he thought about what to say to ease the atmosphere.

As a result, one of them couldn't keep his mouth open and said: "Zuo Yuan, it's a pity that you don't talk about cross talk in such a way."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he knew that he was going to suffer. Seeing Luo Qian's hands spread out helplessly, Zuo Yuan's forehead throbbed with blue veins.

Shen Qiu: ... I was really wrong, trust me.