Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl

There was a burst of colorful blackness in front of his eyes, Zuo Yuan held his ribs and looked at the culprit again, gritted his teeth.

"Qiaoqiu! If you weren't protecting animals, you would be finished!"

Only then did Shen Qiu see his pale face, and he flew into the air with a smile.

"Mistakes, mistakes, my gratitude to you is like a torrent of rivers, and I can only give you a hug."

It's just that the strength of the hug couldn't be controlled, and it almost became the scene of murdering the benefactor.

Shen Qiu tried to rub his ribs with his paws, but was pushed away by Zuo Yuan, thank you for not being sensitive.

"You stay away from me now to repay your kindness, thank you."

Seeing Director Bai getting off the car, Zuo Yuan went over to say hello, explaining in a weird tone.

"As for me calling the director to ask you to stay... don't think too much, I just think it's a pity that your eloquence is not a mediator."

The big parrot nodded seriously, "Yes, yes, you are right."

Left element: =_=.

I always feel that this parrot is perfunctory him.

It's really hard to say, Zuo Yuan chose not to talk to him, and looked at the smiling director Bai beside him.

"Director, what do you think of what I told you last night?"

Director Bai nodded, "But are you sure you want to bring Qiuqiu?"

Hearing his own name, Shen Qiu stretched his neck.

Zuo Yuan nodded, "I have partnered with Qiuqiu for three days. His eloquence is really good, but some adults can't match it. I think bringing him will get twice the result with half the effort."

Director Bai pondered for a while.

"Then when all the people are here, we will have a meeting and try to discuss a complete charter."

Director Bai left after speaking, leaving Zuo Yuan to face Shen Qiu face to face.

Seeing that Zuo Yuan was about to enter the case handling hall, Shen Qiu hurriedly stopped him.

"What did you tell Director Bai? What mission do you want to take me with you?"

"Don't ask, you will know after the meeting."

Shen Qiu scratched his ears and cheeks, really curious.But the grassroots police stations are either mediating disputes or on the way to mediate disputes every day.

Occasionally there are a few petty thefts, so you don't need to go to the director, right?

What case could it be?

Shen Qiu thought about it all morning, even when he quietly took Zuo Yuan for breakfast, he was still thinking about it, his absent-mindedness made Zuo Yuan catch him, and he was forcibly fed parrot food.

The big parrot stood in the corner on the wooden shelf Tang Nian made for him and sighed.

"It's just a siu mai, Zuo Yuan, why are you so stingy?"

Zuo Yuan rolled his eyes and turned around, not wanting to look at him.

Shen Qiu watched Zuo Yuan swallow the last siu mai with longing eyes, and swallowed his saliva unwillingly.

Want to eat siu mai, want to eat buns, want to eat meat!

Just as he was thinking, everyone in the office gathered and greeted the big parrot one after another.

Shen Qiu shook his head, shaking the food out of his mind.

All the policemen arrived, Director Bai called everyone to a meeting.

By the way, I would like to introduce my future new colleague to other people in the police station, a parrot who is too smart and has excellent mediation ability.

Shen Qiu stood in the middle of the table amid everyone's applause, shaking his purple-blue feathers, puffed out his fluffy chest, and watched everyone welcome him with satisfaction.

"Please give me more advice in the future!"

The big parrot is humble and polite. Although the voice is electronic and the tone of the speech is a bit strange, but the articulation is very accurate, so that people can clearly hear what he said.

"The welcome is over, let's talk about the second thing."

"Recently, there have been more and more cases of fraud in our police station area, especially many elderly people living alone are often recruited."

"Comrade Zuo Yuan suggested yesterday whether it is possible to organize an anti-fraud propaganda in the jurisdiction. I thought about it all night, and I think this method is feasible, so I want to chat with you and listen to your opinions."

When the policemen heard this, they opened their mouths enthusiastically.

It was also at this time that Shen Qiu knew what Zuo Yuan wanted to do with him.

soliciting!

Of course, not the kind of soliciting, just literally.

It's not that no one has done this kind of anti-fraud publicity, but most people are not willing to participate, let alone participate, and often promote loneliness.

Even if the police personally come to the door to promote it, they are not welcomed by people.

Either they didn't open the door directly, or they opened the door with bad words, as if the police were the ones who cheated them of their money.

What a policeman said was moaning.

"I received a report a few days ago, saying that a girl was almost cheated by a scammer."

"When I approached her, she thought I was a liar and almost transferred the money. If I hadn't snatched her phone in a hurry..."

The policeman sighed and shook his head, obviously very helpless about this.

Director Bai nodded, "It seems that anti-fraud propaganda is imperative."

"I think it's good to let Qiuqiu promote this proposal. Both old and young people like to watch novelty. A talking parrot can attract some people."

"I think so, how about you?"

Everyone in the conference room looked at me and I looked at you, and they all felt that this method was feasible.

Except for the big parrot that stood in the middle of the table and raised its wings against it for a long time, but no one cared at all.

Shen Qiu: ...Did you ask me for my opinion before asking me to solicit customers?

I'm here to be a police bird, not to solicit customers for you!

Before entering the police station, Shen Qiu thought of the police bird: like the police cat in the first life, haunting the scene of the crime, helping the police solve the case with its piercing eyes.

No matter how bad it is, it is like the police bear in the previous life, searching and rescuing lost people and catching thieves.

But the actual police bird: the police station can only mediate endless disputes, fight endless telecommunications fraud, and... publicize.

Autumn parrot online sad.

This is really... completely different from what I thought!

No matter how sad, work still has to be done.

Preparations for publicity began in full swing.

The publicity site is in the park among several districts.

Shen Qiu still followed Zuo Yuan on missions, but he had to hand out leaflets along the way...

That's right, handing out leaflets.

In the past few days, walking on the road in the Baima Street area, people can always see a purple-blue parrot with bright feathers squatting on the shoulder of a policeman handing out leaflets.

He opened and closed his bird's beak, and his voice was loud and screaming.

When you stop someone, put a leaflet in the opponent's arms.

Look at the flyer again.

On the leaflets, which are not too big or small, there is a parrot pattern that occupies almost half of the leaflets.

It's exactly the same as the parrot that handed out the leaflets.

It's publicity day.

The parrot will stand on the stage of the park again!Speak directly.

"Pass by and take a look, Mr. Parrot's anti-fraud class is starting~"

"Download the national anti-fraud app, and scammers will stay away from you, me, and him!"

"National anti-fraud app, a must-have app for young people's mobile phones!"

The loud and clear voice of the parrot almost resounded throughout the park, and the publicity effect was unprecedented.

That's much better than the effect of the police coming to the door one by one before.

The first wave of people who were attracted was the old man who raised birds, and then Mr. Li came over with the group of old men who played chess.

Mr. Li firstly told the big guys how much Shen Qiu pretended to be his grandson in a very eloquent way.

Shen Qiu: ... For the first time in history, who else is the famous parrot for pretending to be a grandson?

Immediately afterwards, Mr. Li used himself as an example to describe the experience of being almost cheated.

moan and groan.

"I wasn't cheated, and it was thanks to the ball pretending to be my grandson and chatting with that person that made people confused, but my son was not so lucky. He was cheated out of [-] dollars! Dollars!"

The crowd roared with fright.

"Twenty thousand dollars, isn't that worth 10,000+ yuan?"

Shen Qiu took the opportunity to interject, "That's it! 10,000+ yuan can be enough for your grandson to take a few extra classes and buy an extra room.!"

"Liars don't just lie to you for a little money! If you are tricked, you will be cheated of it all."

"Grandpa and grandma, think about it! Usually the big guys are reluctant to spend a dollar or two, and they have to bring their own water when they go out. Why?"

Mr. Li is like a fan.

"What is it for?"

"Isn't that just for the grandchildren and daughter-in-law at home?"

"To save money for my children to buy a house, and to save money for my grandson to enroll in cram schools!"

Mr. Li patted his thigh, "Oh, it's true."

"No matter how bad it is, let's buy some new clothes for the children. Look at which children are wearing new skirts today. What will your granddaughter do with you?"

"What to do!"

"If you are cheated of money by a liar, good guy, you can only have cold salad!"

"Hey, this is really bad."

What one person and one bird say is called a vigorous effort, and the entire Jiangshi Branch of the Crosstalk Society.

Zuo Yuan and Tang Nian, who were still wondering if they could help, saw a crowd of old people surrounding Shen Qiu.

You look at me, I look at you, and spread hands.

"Well, it seems that we don't have a part in the show today, just stay on the sidelines and wait to see our teacher Qiuqiu play."

Teacher Qiuqiu played very well, and a cross talk raised the crisis awareness of all the grandparents.

They pestered the parrot and asked what to do.

"Download the National Anti-Fraud App!"

"Grandma, let me tell you, this app is very useful! Whenever a scammer calls you, the app will block it immediately! Protect your wallet!"

"It's really that good?"

Others were skeptical.

Shen Qiu flapped his wings.

"Isn't that right! Grandpa, I really treat you as a grandpa. Don't think my words are ugly."

"This app is amazing because it can spot potential scammers around you!"

"how to say?"

"For example, the grandson of your brother-in-law's son from far away contacted you and said he was borrowing money from you. You must borrow money because of the face of your relatives?"

"Isn't it?"

"But you don't know if he is really anxious to borrow money or if he is cheating you! If he really gave you the money, what will you do if you don't come back?"

"How to do?"

"National anti-fraud app! If your relative is a liar, the anti-fraud app will automatically call the police! Not only did you keep your money, but you lost a liar relative!"

"Grandpa and grandma, just say this app is good?!"

Grandpa and grandma waved their fans and long swords and shouted: "Good!"

"Then you can't download this app!"

"Down!"

The atmosphere at the scene was extraordinarily enthusiastic, Zuo Yuan looked at it, thinking that he had come to the scene of Chuanxiao in a trance.