Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl

Because of his injury, Shen Qiu was forbidden to go out, but Shen Qiu didn't live at leisure, he urgently needed to figure out his current situation.

When the mother bear went out to look for food on the first day, she quietly found out of the cave.

His right foot was tied up like a mummy, and he could not move at all. He crawled with two claws, and his left foot bounced step by step in the snow.

When Pan Wen and others found out, he had already jumped five or six meters away on three legs.

Pan Wen glanced at Mother Xiong who was gnawing bamboo on the opposite hillside, then at Little Naughty Balloon, and moved closer with the camera on his shoulder.

Shen Qiu smelled the scent and looked up at Pan Wen.

Got it!

Nowhere is he more aware of his current situation than the researchers who tracked them down.

This is a ready-made information station!

Immediately, they found a leeward corner and nestled next to Pan Wen and the others. The panda's head was buried in the soft belly, pretending to be asleep.

Pan Wen: ...

The two students looked at each other.

"Teacher... What is Qiuqiu doing? When Yuanyuan comes back and sees it later, she probably thinks we are going to steal her child."

Pan Wen pondered for a while, waved his hand to be fine, and then wrote down in his notebook: On December 12.28, at [-]:[-] noon, Qiuqiu suddenly approached us. Judging from his behavior, Qiuqiu didn't seem to be stupid anymore.

Shen Qiu didn't know about these records, he estimated the time every day, took advantage of the one or two hours when Mama Xiong went out to eat, went to Pan Wen's place to eavesdrop, and rushed back before Mama Xiong returned to the cave.

In order to prevent Mother Bear from knowing that he sneaked out, before entering the cave every time, he would roll around on the ground and cover up his body smell with snow.

The panda cubs rolled around on the snow for a few times, and the injured jiojio was raised high. From a distance, it looked like a panda-shaped glutinous rice dumpling lying on white sugar!

Rao is a scientific researcher who specializes in pandas. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help calling it cute and wanting to masturbate.

Shen Qiu also wanted to masturbate himself, every time he finished rolling, he would imagine the image of the panda cub rolling in his mind, so cute that he kept yelling in his heart.

Getting up from the ground, he pawed his big round face to enjoy himself, and jumped into the cave to lie down obediently.

For three days in a row, he finally figured out the situation in this life.

The dense forest he lives in is the Wolong Reserve in Sichuan Province. His mother bear is named Yuanyuan, a giant panda who migrated from other places only found a year ago in the reserve.

Yuanyuan is ten years old this year, and Shen Qiu is Yuanyuan's first child in this life. Since he was born round and chubby like a ball, he was affectionately named Qiuqiu by the researchers in the reserve.

Shen Qiu clicked his lips, thinking, if he didn't say that he was as fat as a ball, he would be happier.

Pan Wen and others have tracked and studied Yuanyuan for more than a year.

I watched Qiuqiu be born and grow up.

According to the lament of Pan Wen’s students, when Qiuqiu was born, he didn’t even know how to bark except for breastfeeding. They all thought that Yuanyuan would abandon the child.

Unexpectedly, Yuanyuan's motherhood is so strong that she insisted on bringing the silly Qiuqiu to four months.

In the past few days, Pan Wen and others have been studying how he suddenly became smart, so they talked a lot about Yuanyuan.

It is said that after Yuanyuan became angry at the beginning, it attracted four giant pandas in the reserve to compete for the right to surrender. In the end, Pang Pang, the giant panda whose territory is next door, won.

When Pan Wen's students discussed in low voices, they even lamented that the shape of the ball is exactly the same as that of Pangpang, but the intelligence is not inherited at all.

Hearing this, Shen Qiu rolled his eyes.

Think I'm not smart enough?I'll scare you to death when I get smart!

Long story short, because Yuanyuan, the mother bear, never gave up on the stupid cub, which aroused the strong attention of the protection center, so the original one-year research period became two years.

After understanding his situation, Shen Qiu lay down in the cave and looked at the infrared camera outside.Start thinking about how to continue serving the people and the country in this life?

When Shen Qiu thinks, he likes to make small movements. When he is a human, he twitches his fingers, and when he is a cat, he just wags his tail unconsciously.

To be a panda is to... gnaw paws.

After Shen Qiu realized that he was holding the furry bear paw and gnawing on it.

He raised his paw, and Heidou's eyes were full of disbelief.

Panda version subway grandpa watching mobile phone.jpg.

He turned over and pressed his paws under his body, controlled his urge to gnaw, and continued to think.

In fact, it is very simple for a panda to serve an iron rice bowl, just recommend himself to the zoo.

But both the human soul and the panda mind are resisting this decision.

Whether it is a human or a panda, what they want more is to be free in the wide mountains and forests.

Without thinking for a long time, he passed the idea of ​​recommending himself to the zoo.

So what's the next step?

While being able to serve the iron rice bowl, he can also serve the country.

He thought of the police cat in his previous life and diverged his thinking.

You can't go to the city police station to recommend yourself as a police bear.

Shen Qiu imagined a scene where one of his panda cubs went down the mountain alone, according to the situation that everyone in the flower planting family wanted to pet pandas, and everyone wanted to raise pandas.

Even if he escaped from the monitoring of these infrared cameras and went to the city, he might be bald before reaching the police station.

Hmm... pass again.

Shen Qiu stroked his furry head with his short paws, not daring to imagine what a bald panda looks like.

No idea for the time being, he decided to recuperate first.

The days of being a panda are very leisurely, and being a panda cub is even more pleasant.

He eavesdrops on human beings every day when the mother bear is out looking for food. With the mother bear, he doesn't have to worry about starvation or cold, and he has raised his legs in a week.

The veterinarian who hadn't seen him for a few days appeared in front of him again, and this time Yuanyuan was more relaxed than before.

Without Shen Qiu's persuasion, she stepped back and combed her hair with great peace of mind.

Shen Qiu: Mama bear, am I still your cub?

Mama Bear gave him an obedient look.

The veterinarian took off the gauze and wooden stick, gently pinched Shen Qiu's short leg, and nodded.

"Xiao Zai Zai's healing ability is very strong, and his legs are already intact, so just don't run vigorously."

Pan Wen and several students breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

He asked again, "Then old Liu, why is Qiuqiu not stupid all of a sudden?"

"He couldn't even bark before, but he's been very smart since he was injured that day."

"When I went to the bathroom, I knew I had an infrared camera on my back, and even secretly eavesdropped on us while Yuanyuan wasn't paying attention."

When Pan Wen said this, he still smiled at Shen Qiu.

"If it wasn't for his panda face changing every time we talked, I wouldn't know he was eavesdropping on us."

Pan Wen probably didn't think that Shen Qiu could fully understand their language, and only thought that he eavesdropped on human beings out of curiosity.

So these words are not taboo at all.

Shen Qiu: You found out that I eavesdropped, didn't you?

Veterinarian Lao Liu couldn't laugh or cry.

"Old Pan, are you overestimating me? I'm a veterinarian and not a CT machine. How can I know why he has become smarter with the naked eye?"

"However, this kind of thing often happens in nature. It may be that the mother's nutrition is insufficient or stimulated during pregnancy, so that the cubs do not absorb enough nutrition, and naturally they will be somewhat incomplete after birth."

"As for suddenly becoming smarter, it may have caught up after birth."

"Nature is very miraculous. There must be no specific reason. It can't be because it suddenly became refined."

The veterinarian backed away after speaking.

Pan Wen also joked with him, "That's not necessarily true, although after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become fine, except for pandas."

……

Shen Chengjing Qiu: ...

Congratulations to Mr. Pan, successfully dodged the most correct answer.

He got up from the ground and ran with four legs, as fast as the wind, it was Chi You's mount back then.

Veterinarian Lao Liu returned to the monitoring station and brought back news that Qiuqiu had returned to normal.

On the same day, a video was posted on Panda's official channel.

In the video are new pandas that you have never seen before.

A panda cub who is only four months old has two big characters next to his round head.

"Ball ball."

Panda cubs are rolling in the snow, jumping and sneaking out of the house with three jiojios, and Heidouyan is very shrewd in eavesdropping on human beings.

Including the scene where he quietly walked around behind the infrared camera to pee, but was finally captured by Pan Wen's camera.

The video is only 3 minutes long, but it has attracted a lot of panda fans.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm dead!"

"Killing with cuteness! Qiuqiu is so cute, come and give my sister a kiss!"

"I want to kiss Qiuqiu, I want to rua Qiuqiu! How can Qiuqiu be so cute? She's still a shy little cub!"

"Everyone upstairs, put on a pair of pants, there is no one you care about on the Internet, right? But... I want to kiss Qiuqiu too! Hehehehe."

This video caused a strong response on the Internet, and fans gave the greatest love to this little guy who has just joined the panda family.

But at this time Shen Qiu didn't know that he was already famous.

After recovering from the injury, Mother Bear began to teach him how to save his life, how to choose the freshest bamboo and the safest cave, for the reason of worrying that the child would be too stupid to survive.

Panda Zai Zai's small head contains a lot of knowledge about panda survival every day, but he forgot about the iron rice bowl in a short time.

Until today, it has been a month since Shen Qiu became a panda, and the panda cub is five months old.

The mountain was still covered with thick snow, but Pan Wen and the others started packing their things to go down the mountain.

Seeing them packing their backpacks and waving goodbye to Mama Xiong, Shen Qiu felt a little melancholy.

With Pan Wen and the others around, he could still hear human language frequently, so that he would not forget that he was once a human being.

After they left, there were only animals left on this mountain. He was afraid that one day, he would forget how to speak human language.

The five-month-old Zai Zai is bigger than the four-month-old, and the disc-like panda face is full of sadness, which makes people feel soft-hearted just by looking at it.

The student pointed at Qiuqiu and his voice choked up, "Teacher, look, Qiuqiu hates us."

Pan Wen also wiped his tears. As an elder who grew up watching Qiuqiu, he was reluctant to leave, but the experiment has come to an end here, and the rest is to go back and sort out the research materials.

They couldn't stay on the mountain any longer.

Farewell at one step and three times, the human figure finally left from the snow-capped dense forest.

Shen Qiu felt a little unmotivated, so he asked Mama Xiong to take a day off.

Mother Bear touched Cub's head and said earnestly, "Mmmmm."

Zai Zai, you will face many partings in the future. When you grow up, you will also leave your mother. You have to learn to look down on parting.

The soft panda cub affectionately rubbed the mother bear's head.

That night, Shen Qiu always felt a little uneasy. At first he thought it was the reluctance of his acquaintances to leave, but in the middle of the night, the north wind outside the cave roared, making the bamboo forest in the distance rustle.

His heart was beating like thunder, as if he was about to jump out.

He had a bad premonition, got up and came to the entrance of the cave, looking at the direction Pan Wen and others left, feeling uneasy.