Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl

The first one to speak was the policeman on the left. He rubbed the space between his brows first, and complained to his colleagues while reviewing the confession, "You would never have guessed what that man did with the meat back."

Colleagues know which one he is talking about, but they have never seen what kind of people work here.

Up to this point, the colleague still looked at the documents in his hand very indifferently.

Until the other party said, "I've heard that pangolins can cure impotence, but it's the first time I've heard that protecting animal wombs and gao pills can treat infertility."

The colleague suddenly looked up at him with a look of surprise.

Shen Qiu, who was squatting under the table legs, shivered and raised his head, as if a kiwi had been stuck with a toothpick and the lid was lifted.

The police showed the confession records to their colleagues.

"I asked him why he killed protected animals. He said that he bought them from someone abroad, and he didn't kill them..."

After denying his act of killing protected animals, the man insisted that he did not know the regulations on the prohibition of bringing meat into the country, and even claimed that he could take meat out of the country as an excuse.

Asked if he knew it was illegal, he began to play pity, saying he had to.

He said that he was infertile, and the Chinese medicine doctor who saw him said that he could only be cured by eating the uterus and gao pills of these protected animals.

Not to mention the police, Shen Qiu, who had seen big scenes before, was shocked.

When I was a panda before, I caught a criminal who poached pangolins and served them on the dining table, but at most the other party thought that pangolins could treat symptoms such as impotence and kidney deficiency.

It is said that animal uterine gao pills can cure infertility... It is unprecedented.

Doctors who can prescribe this kind of medicine are both stupid and bad.

Shen Qiu doubted the authenticity of this sentence.

It is impossible for any serious Chinese medicine practitioner to say such a thing.

The tone of the policeman sounded angry.

"We have been interrogating for a long time, and we are sure that he is telling the truth. Now some brother units have gone to the Chinese medicine doctor he mentioned."

"If the other party is really a Chinese medicine doctor, he must have been bluffing and deceiving outside without being educated if he can say such a thing. If this is fake..."

The policeman pouted, and slapped the record on the table with a slap, scaring Shen Qiu out of his wits.

"This kind of liar who discredits traditional Chinese medicine should be pulled in and locked up for a few days to learn a lesson!"

Shen Qiu shook his head and was greatly shocked.

The police are still discussing the confession. Don’t look at this man who was not afraid of anything when he was at the security checkpoint, but as soon as he was pressed on the regret chair, he immediately began to regret and cry bitterly. He swore with the police that he would never next time.

Not only did he explain all the Chinese medicine practitioners behind him, but he also explained all the animal carcasses where he bought them.

The police comrade shook his head and sighed at the end, "This person is not difficult to interrogate, but what he did is really shocking."

If I am infertile, I will eat animal organs...

Those small bright black eyes rolled around, Shen Qiu glanced towards the interrogation room a few times, ready to move.

The long pointed mouth moved, a little itchy.

He wants to tease someone.

But before he could move, someone opened the door and ran in.

"The test results of that thing came out!"

Shen Qiu's attention was taken away in an instant, and he pricked up his ears to listen to the movement over there.

The police took out the inspection sheet.

"It is indeed not white powder, but it is also a drug that is prohibited from being brought into my country."

Someone asked him what it was.

The policeman looked strange, and spit out three words, "Happy medicine."

Shen Qiu was also stunned for a while.

After all, I have been single for a hundred years, if not for another policeman who answered "on the bed."

Shen Qiu couldn't even think of it.

The policeman holding the inspection sheet nodded, with a disgusted expression on his face.

"This kind of stimulant drug is very famous abroad and is loved by some men, but it contains a high dose of stimulant."

"That is to say, during the process, people who take this medicine are very likely to do unconscious things, such as hurting others under agitation, and killing people is possible."

"Overseas, tens of thousands of lives have been caused by taking this medicine, so this medicine has been listed as a contraband in my country since a long time ago."

"Since he stuffed the medicine in the gem interlayer, it must mean that he knows that the medicine is a contraband."

This is a typical crime of knowing the law.

Shen Qiu stared at Heidou, watching the blurred figures of the policemen walking towards the interrogation room, shock was written all over that furry face.

I don't understand, but I'm blown away.

In the past, there were men who ate the organs of protected animals to treat infertility. Later, some men broke the law and brought contraband into the country because of that.

For a moment Shen Qiu couldn't tell which of these two people was more outrageous.

But before he could figure it out, someone suddenly noticed the kiwi fruit under the table leg.

The police comrade bent down and asked, "Which one of you brought a kiwi that rolled to the ground, then whoever, move your legs away and don't step on it."

In other words, he muttered, "It's still quite big." One hand had already grabbed onto Shen Qiu's body.

The fluffy touch and the sudden protruding beak startled the police comrades.

He almost threw his stuff out.

"What the hell! Did you stick a toothpick in the kiwi?!"

The two police officers who were talking about their confessions just bowed their heads together.

They got close, and at a glance, they saw that the kiwi fruit under the table leg was not a kiwi at all, and quickly called their colleagues to stop.

"What kind of kiwi is this? I remember that it was brought back by the person who brought the carcass of a protected animal into the country... a free-range chicken?"

Shen Qiu: It's either a kiwi or a free-range chicken, you have the ability to change the name!

The kiwi stepped on the hand of the policeman who grabbed him angrily, stepped on it with his claws, and jumped down to the gate.

After being caught, it's time for him to continue his escape. Let him think about where is the most suitable place?

The farmland is good, but it is also very dangerous for him, in case he encounters a stray cat.

Shen Qiu, who has been a cat before, has no doubts about the predatory ability of stray cats.

How about...stay at the airport first?All kinds of horns and corners, anyway, he is not big...

Shen Qiu's thinking was spinning in circles quickly, and he didn't notice that there was someone in front of him, and he realized something was wrong when he was picked up by someone.

"Qiwei, Qiwei, Qiwei!" He howled angrily, and saw the person approaching him.

He reached out his little sense of smell and sniffed carefully.

is an acquaintance!

This is the man!The one who said earlier that he was a free-range chicken with a peculiar cry!

Shen Qiu struggled, trying to kick him with his paws, but was held down by the man with quick eyesight and quick hands.

Putting the two palms together, Shen Qiu was trapped in the palm of his hand, and his mouth was not pinched, so he had no deterrent effect on the man at all.

A person ran quickly behind him, panting, "The supervisor is this little guy, a kiwi with an excellent sense of smell, and he discovered the two people I just told you about."

It's the royal family.

He finished talking to the man, and then nodded Shen Qiu's head with his finger, "I didn't remember you in a blink of an eye, and you ran away and disappeared. I never heard that you are the one who escaped the kiwi bird." Temper."

Shen Qiu moved his head, but his mouth was pinched in the hands of others, so he could only let others do what he wanted.

Kiwi stared in the direction of the royal family with black bean eyes unhappily. Although the eyes were still out of focus, the royal family could see anger from those black bean eyes.

The royal family hesitated to discuss with the immediate superior, "Supervisor...how about giving him to me, I think he seems very angry."

He pointed to the man's hand pinching Shen Qiu's mouth meaningfully.

The man laughed, "It's not my fault. This little guy is shrewd and holds grudges. He almost broke my hand when we met for the first time. Look, there is still a mark now."

He also said, "If I let go now, he will definitely give me a hard time. I can't stand it, I can't stand it."

"Then... what should I do now, take it back and keep it first?"

The supervisor thought for a while, then looked down at the stubborn kiwi, "Contact the relevant person in charge, and the comrades at the investigation office will close the case and return immediately after finishing the case."

As soon as Shen Qiu heard the word "repatriation", she kicked the man hard with her thick and powerful paws.

What was he trying to escape for?No, there is no need to be deported!

No, this repatriation is nothing but going back, no one can be repatriated no matter what.

Those black and bright black bean eyes began to circle slyly.

The man looked down, surprised and sighed.

"Emotions, can you still understand what we say? Do you understand that I'm going to send you away?" He was amazed.

"This kiwi bird is really strange. It has an outstanding sense of smell and is fast. Now it seems that it can understand human speech."

The man's words were full of praise for Shen Qiu, and Shen Qiu was still thinking about whether to use his own advantages to attack this person?

Listening to the royal family asking him to supervise, and then looking at the epaulets, the third-level supervisor is an official, big or small!

In the end, the man said again in a blink of an eye, "So the royal family, you go find a pet cage, and you must not let him escape again before you are repatriated."

Shen Qiu: ...

You are amazing!You praised me and you sent me away, you gave me hope and you stepped on me again!

Angrily, Shen Qiu struggled and writhed in the man's palm. His thick calf was not covered, and he really broke free. Although it was only for a second, Shen Qiu slapped the man's hand extremely fast.

"Hiss...it really hurts, I really hold a grudge."

No matter how unhappy, Shen Qiu was still imprisoned in the pet air box that the royal family got back from somewhere.

The kind that turns on by pressing the switch up and down.

Probably because Shen Qiu had a criminal record of running away, the royal family checked and checked before leaving, and left only after they felt that a bird could not open the air box.

The supervisor was still there, Shen Qiu saw the badge on his body, and knew that this person was Liu Yan.

After the royal family left, he guarded Shen Qiu in the office for a long time. During this period, he reported Shen Qiu's situation to the upper-level leaders, and at the same time contacted the investigation office to check the time with the police comrades to see when he would send Shen Qiu away. .

Shen Qiu: ...

Watching him call one by one, Shen Qiu almost gritted his teeth.

Why do people in this world play cards so unreasonably?

This would have been noticed in the first few worlds when he behaved unusually.

Before, Qin Yan personally brought him into the criminal police team, and later, Zhang Min'an trusted any evidence he found.

He has clearly shown his outstanding sense of smell, why is this Liu Yan still determined to send him away!

The little bird in the flight box huddled together, and it was like an enlarged version of a kiwi.

Those small eyes kept staring at Liu Yan, although he couldn't see anything clearly.

Hanging up the leader's phone, he turned around and met Kiwi's resentful face suddenly.

Liu Yan got goosebumps all over his body.

"I said... little guy, can you stop looking at me with such... the eyes of a resentful woman."

It took him a long time to think of the right adjective.

Shen Qiu rolled his eyes directly: Bah!

Liu Yan was happy.

"I always feel that you little guy can understand me."

He tried to reach out to pet the bird.

But seeing Shen Qiu's long sharp beak, he still gave up and said with a smile, "But I think I must have thought too much, how can you, a foreign bird, understand the Chinese language."

Nevertheless, Liu Yan explained to him, "After all, you are the national bird of another country. In order not to affect the friendly relations between the two countries, I can only wrong you and take the plane back."

After rambling on, he frowned quickly when he received a call, and quickly got up to leave.

Don't worry about checking the door of the flight box before leaving.

Only now did Shen Qiu finally understand why, as a kiwi, he didn't even get the treatment of being a dolphin.

The same animal protection, also demonstrated his ability, the difference is only his nationality.

Shen Qiu: ...

Suddenly, he was hit by an arrow in the heart.

Yes, the national bird of another country, how could it be possible to allow its own national bird to be in another country!

It would be the same if the giant pandas in their country were smuggled to other countries!

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Grouping himself into a ball, Shen Qiu sighed.

But if you know it, you know it, and whether you accept it or not is another way of saying it!

It is true that the body is the national bird of another country, but the soul belongs to the country!

Rounding the body is also native!

Shen Qiu's almost invisible wings fluttered, and his depressed mood quickly recovered.

As long as he is unwilling to repatriate!No one in this world can make him repatriate!

Heidou stared at the iron gate in front of him.

Shen Qiu hummed in his heart.

Can this little thing stop him?Humans also think too much.

The kiwi stretched out its paws, pressed against the lower iron buckle, then put its beak on the upper iron buckle, and then squeezed together hard into the middle.

"Ccrunch."

Tie Kou let out a difficult cry, Shen Qiu gritted his teeth and pressed his head down heavily.

"Click."

The iron gate was opened.

Shen Qiu flicked his painful paw, then kicked the iron door open with one paw.

The kiwi left the office swaggeringly again, except for the camera in the corner, no one saw this scene.

After Shen Qiu left the office, he searched for Liu Yan's smell in the air.

Judging by Liu Yan's expression just now, he probably encountered something.

If he wants not to be deported, he still has a solid job. Apart from constantly showing his excellence, Shen Qiu has no other options for the time being.

Along the way, he found Liu Yan who was about to get in the car and leave by smell.

The little guy was very fast, and jumped into the car a second before Liu Yan closed the door.

A child in the distance pointed in this direction, "Look, mom! A flying kiwi!"

Except for Liu Yan and other people in the car, they were not prepared. Suddenly they saw something coming in from the bottom of their feet, and they screamed in fright.

"what!"

"Mine! Mouse?!"

Someone quickly opened the car door and jumped off. The driver in front didn't even pull out the key, so he almost jumped off with him.

It was Liu Yan who reacted quickly. He always felt that the color of the thing was too similar. He frowned and thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, turned on the flashlight by the way, and took a photo under the seat.

Take it up and have a look.

In the photo, the kiwi with a long pointed beak is looking at him provocatively.

That face, which is obviously full of hair, but is full of expressions, seems to say, "Shut me up? Whether you should say it or not, everyone here is rubbish."

Liu Yan: ...

He rubbed the space between his brows with some headaches, recalled repeatedly, and determined that the flight box should not be as easy as a bird can open...

So this bird has an IQ of several hundred!

Liu Yan felt that he was playing around with him.

He waved to his colleagues, "Come on, it's not a mouse. It's a little guy who was smuggled into the security checkpoint today."

Also hand over the photo.

The colleague patted his chest with lingering fear, tilted his head to look at the photo and heyed.

"The free-range chicken, I said why is it so fast, but the color of the free-range chicken is so strange, it looks like a kiwi fruit with a toothpick stuck in it."

As soon as he finished speaking, he found Liu Yan's expression was a little strange, and his colleagues didn't understand why.

"Brother Yan, you... oh."

Before he could finish speaking, he was slapped hard on his ankle.

The colleague leaned back on the back of the chair, hurriedly raised his legs, and stared in disbelief, "He still talks about me?! Why is this chicken scarier than a mouse?"

Not surprisingly, he was nagged again.

Liu Yan originally felt tired at first, but when he saw the expressions of his colleagues, his mentality was immediately balanced.

Anyway, I'm not the only one being nagged.

"This little guy especially doesn't like being called kiwi or free-range chicken."

The colleague couldn't understand, "But isn't he just..."

The feeling of being called is not very good, and the colleague held back the address that was about to be exported.

While letting the driver drive, Liu Yan handed over the kiwi encyclopedia.

The colleague suddenly realized, "Birds... don't everyone say that those who don't know are innocent. This is also the first time I have seen this kind of bird. It's not surprising to admit my mistake."

He was still a little wronged, Liu Yan couldn't laugh or cry.

"He is just a little guy, you still care about him?"

The colleague snorted twice, "This little guy has to be deported, why don't you take him back."

Liu Yan shook his head, and told about Shen Qiuer's escape into the palace.

"Send him back now, maybe he will think of some way to escape again, why not put him under my nose."

"Otherwise, if you run away, you won't be able to do business."

When Shen Qiu heard this, he knew that he had made the right bet.

The reason why he dared to rush forward was because of this.

Liu Yan has seen his ability to escape, so he can't guarantee whether he will escape again after being sent back.

It's better to keep it under your nose than to worry about it.

The kiwi scratched it with its sharp beak happily.

Liu Yan and the others came out this time because they had a serious job, so they quickly moved the topic away from Shen Qiu.

Shen Qiu listened carefully.

Only then did I know that Liu Yan and the others were going to another port to inspect imported fruits.

I heard that there was too much inbound cargo over there today, and the staff was too busy to contact Liu Yan.

imported fruit...

Other thoughts lit up in Shen Qiu's mind.

A search dog is definitely indispensable in this kind of place, but if he can first search the dog to find out the problem in the fruit, isn't it...

Great, that's it!

Kiwi was gearing up, but when he got to the place, Liu Yan quickly locked him in the carriage.

Shen Qiu only wanted to rush out, but he didn't brake in time, and directly hit his head on the car door with a duang sound.

Very loud.

Liu Yan laughed outside, "What sounds good is a good head."

Shen Qiu: ... Bah bah bah!

After laughing, he asked the driver to open the sunroof.

"Brother Yan, open the skylight, this little guy won't fly out."

Liu Yan waved his hand, "This bird can't fly."

The driver nodded and complied.

Shen Qiu looked up, the skylight is so big, it's not a problem for him to fly out, but he can't fly!

Kiwi stomped her feet angrily, and kept kiwi and kiwi at Liu Yan who was outside the window.

"You have the ability to bring me here! You have the ability to let me out! Open the door! I know you are outside!"

The voice was full of anger.

Liu Yan paid his respects to him, leaving behind a handsome figure who quickly left Shen Qiu's sight.

Shen Qiu: ... even more angry.

He looked left and right, and pressed the car window with his sharp beak, but it didn't open.

He held the seat cover in his mouth again, kicked the seat with his paws, and climbed up like climbing a mountain.

But without hands, this movement was too difficult. After climbing less than ten centimeters, the kiwi fell to the floor mat with a "pop".

Shen Qiu is angry, could it be that today was in vain?

If he didn't hurry up and show his performance, he might be deported directly after returning.

No, I have to find a way!

The little black bean's eyes started to roll again, he jumped to the front seat, searched here, kicked there, but the door was locked tightly, and the only way without the key was the skylight on the top.

But he can't go up!

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The little guy is going to try one last time, and if it doesn't work, he'll lie flat.

Shen Qiu encouraged herself in her heart.

One, two, three take off!The kiwi hangs on the back of the chair and pushes up with its claws.

Not surprisingly, it still failed this time. The paw pushed up less than one centimeter, and the cloth strip in the mouth slipped out. The kiwi fell on the seat, and then rolled onto the floor mat of the driver's seat.

Shen Qiu lay on the floor mat and sighed.

It seems that God wants him to be deported.

Kiwi got up sadly, and was about to jump into the back seat to sleep, when the touch under his feet attracted his attention.

He lowered his head, although he couldn't see anything clearly, but his intuition told him that there was something below.

I touched the outline of the thing again with my paw.

Shen Qiu felt two clangs in his heart.

The shape of this thing...why is it so familiar.

He pulled the floor mat away, revealing the... car keys underneath.

Oh ho ho!

What is this called?

There is no such thing as a bird in the sky!

Another village ah!

Kiwi twirled happily on the floor mat, then took a closer look, and pressed the second button based on his own memory.

"Drip."

The car beeped twice.

Shen Qiu jumped up and tentatively pressed the window button.

"Shh."

The windows come down.

Become!

Kiwi happily jumped onto the car window, and then glanced at the empty parking lot. Those invisible wings flapped in the air for a while before jumping down.

When the kiwi fell to the ground, it rolled around on the ground before stabilizing its figure.

My head hurts a bit, and I hit it when I fell.

But it didn't matter, Shen Qiu stretched out the small tentacles of smell to determine the direction where Liu Yan and others were leaving, and Shen Qiu ran away quickly.

Regardless of whether he can stay today because of his outstanding ability, he must be one step faster and one step more accurate than the search dog during the inspection!

Put together loess and turn it into platinum!Give it a go, turn your bike into a motorcycle!

Carefully entering the gate, Shen Qiu found Liu Yan and the others who were changing clothes according to the guidance of the smell.

He hid in the corner, and when they came out, Mimi quietly followed behind.

There are people coming and going all around, but everyone is concentrating on the work in their hands, and no one finds the kiwi fruit hiding in hiding.

Liu Yan always felt that someone was following him behind him, but when he looked back, he could only see busy colleagues, not to mention following him, but no one was looking at him.

The colleague noticed that Liu Yan was absent-minded, "What's wrong with you? Still thinking about that free-range chicken?"

Liu Yan came back to his senses, "You should be glad that he is not here, otherwise he will definitely call you."

Then he said, "I don't miss him, but I always feel that someone is following behind me."

"Huh."

The colleague patted him on the shoulder, "Isn't it just because he knew he wasn't there? Compared to a bird, he really looks like a chicken. This name came out completely out of mouth."

After a pause, he continued, "How could someone in our place engage in stalking? I don't even look at how strict it is here. Let alone the access control system at the door requires a work card to enter. If there are people coming and going around, Those who act suspiciously have been arrested long ago.”

Liu Yan felt that what his colleague said was right, he closed his eyes and felt that he might not have had a good rest, and thinking about that kiwi fruit made him feel a little dazed.

"Forget it, let's go there first, they are urging us again."

Shen Qiu pricked up his ears, only vaguely heard the scattered words floating in the air, and stamped his feet on the spot anxiously.

I don't know if they are discussing ways to deal with themselves.

Seeing them speeding up, they hurriedly followed.

When I got to the place, I saw that countless concentration boxes were piled up together, making him smaller and smaller.

Liu Yan and others have already handed over and started the inspection. Not far away, two search dogs are also working diligently, shuttling among the goods following the password of the accompanying police.

The staff worked clearly and began to conduct random inspections on each box of fruit. After confirming that they did not carry the virus, these fruits were allowed to enter the country.

Shen Qiu approached the police dog, always ready to steal the police dog's job.

Because of his previous experience, he was very careful not to get too close this time, but went from another direction to the pile of fruits that the police dogs hadn't checked yet.

He was downwind, only he could smell the dogs, and the dogs knew nothing about him.

Satisfied with the place, Kiwi wiped its beak with its hair, stuck it to the edge of the goods, stretched out its tentacles and began to sniff.

Everything went smoothly, there was no problem with the fruit, and no one noticed Shen Qiu, everyone was busy and couldn't give even a glance to other things.

It was discovered because Shen Qiu didn't pay attention to the change of wind direction, and was suddenly in the downwind direction, and was smelled by the police dogs.

The police dog barked suddenly, and everyone thought there was something wrong with the fruit.

But soon the instructor said that the search dogs would not bark when they found something, and their warning would be to lie down at most.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, but the police dog ran towards Shen Qiu's direction.

Shen Qiu ran a few steps, seeing that everyone was looking at him and had nowhere to hide, he could only hide in the gaps in the box.

but……

The police dog sniffed the scent, and as soon as Shen Qiu raised his head, he met the police dog's excited eyes, as if it was written all over: I'm still hiding, let me find you.

Shen Qiu: ...

numb.

He sighed, and was about to turn himself in to Liu Yan, but just as he was about to go out, he smelled something strange in the box beside him.

Afraid that I would smell it wrong, I almost smelled it by sticking the small tentacles on the sharp beak to the box.

That's how I'm sure I heard it right!

He smells food in the box with fruit!