Tell the truth after drinking [entertainment]

"I can explain it. I'm really not afraid of pigs, but this pig is different. It's very fierce. Really, it can be compared to wild boars."

"I just happened to be caught off guard and was scared just now. Look, I don't have any reaction now? How could I be afraid of pigs?"

Outside the yard, next to the specially built pigsty, Yu Yanjin followed Tochi Yuezheng stubbornly with dull eyes, and kept arguing that she couldn't understand the logic.

Beside him, Tochigoshi poured the cooked staple food into the bowl, and in the clean pigsty, the two pigs were burying their heads in eating.

They are equally vicious and self-conscious as 'wild boars' and eat deliciously.

The barrage has gone crazy from laughing.

'My fault, I thought you were really an expert at raising pigs today, and you even imagined a good baby who was super diligent in helping mom and dad when I was a child, but geese, hahaha, are afraid of pigs! ! ! '

'Sure enough, as long as I see Jinjin, I can be happy all day'

"A few minutes ago he was still showing off how good he was at raising pigs and how diligent he was, and then he was so scared that he jumped on Tochikoshi Zheng, ahaha"

'Jumping on Brother Tochi, how could it be so fast and steady, Brother Tochi caught it so fast! '

"I've already imagined the scene of two people hugging in the toilet like this, the kind of naked, leaning against the wall, surrounded by water mist, Jinjin's long legs hanging on Tochi's waist, sucking"

'Fuck, there's a picture! '

"I'm really not afraid of pigs." Yu Yanjin continued to follow Tochi Yuezheng: "How can I be afraid of pigs, my family's pig breeders can never be afraid."

He, Yu, Iron-Blooded Young Man, Yanjin, is absolutely not afraid of pigs. Today, he must make Tochi Yuezheng and everyone watching the live broadcast forget what happened before.

Focusing on the key points, the most important thing is Tochikoshi believes in it!

"You don't believe me?" Yu Yanjin looked at Tochi Yuezheng back and forth several times, fed the cooked pig food to the two black pigs, stared at the two pigs for a long time, he swallowed, summoned up the courage to roll up his sleeves: "I'll show you!"

He is a pig raising expert who will never admit defeat!

He tremblingly stretched out towards the pig that had been shut back into the pigsty, and was about to touch the pig's head, a hand reached out from behind and held Yu Yanjin's arm: "I believe it."

Yu Yanjin's skin is so white that it shines, his wrist is slender and the color of blood vessels can be seen, and the hand that is buttoned up is slender and well-boned, with a light brown that was exposed to the sun in the desert.

The two hands overlapped, and the ambiguity overflowed the screen.

The barrage went crazy.

'Ah ah ah, how can you do this! '

'Brother Tochi, restrain yourself, I'm in class, I can't cum! ! '

'I thought I could see Jinjin touching a pig, but I really thought too much. '

'Brother Tochi: touch me'

Yu Yanjin looked at Tochi Yuezheng suspiciously, there seemed to be a smile in his eyes, clearly the same expression as before when he jumped onto him unexpectedly and said those two sentences.

Pooh!

You don't believe it!

Sure enough, I still want to touch it.

Taking a deep breath, Yu Yanjin withdrew his hand and mustered up the courage to touch the pig's head. Tochi Yuezheng held it back with his backhand again, and suddenly asked in his complaint: "The task is to collect ingredients, right?"

Yu Yanjin: "?"

Tochikoshi lowered his eyes, and the wrist he was holding was long and thin, but the strength of his wrist was decisive and powerful when dancing, and he even knew the strength when this hand clasped his palm.

The emotion in his eyes disappeared in an instant, and he let go of his hand.Picking off the pigweed on Yu Yanjin's head, when he was about to touch the pig for the third time, he said: "There are three tasks in total, the other two have a chance to get the ingredients, and we..."

He said and looked at the two pigs eating well in the pigsty.

Yu Yanjin also looked over, their mission is to raise pigs, so it is possible that they want him to...

Yu Yanjin's eyes wandered, she jumped up and said in a voiceless voice: "I don't know how to kill pigs!"

The surrounding air suddenly became quiet, and I don't know which photographer made a 'poof' sound, and the barrage almost froze the screen from laughing.

Tochigoshi Zheng: "...not killing pigs, I want to say that we can find ingredients from other sources, the director did not stipulate this."

Yu Yanjin's eyes lit up, and he forgot the embarrassment just now, and repeated it again and again. After the third time, he didn't have the courage to touch the pig again.

Squinting his eyes, he immediately understood, and turned his head to look at the yard next to him.

Since his parents did such a great job and cooperated with the program group to cheat him, it is logical for him to get something to eat!

Yu Yan is gearing up now, recovering in a second: "Let's go! Go to my house, my dad must have stocked up on a lot of food!"

After finishing speaking, he couldn't wait to run to the yard next to him.

Tochikoshi put down the bucket for feeding the pigs, wiped his hands and followed.

The bluestone and bricks were cleaned very well, and the green moss was fluffy and lovely.A few peach blossoms in full bloom protruded from the courtyard wall, orange roses crawled on the wall, and beautiful loquats hung on the tree by the door.

He quietly admired the surrounding scenery, and when he turned a corner, he saw Yu Yanjin squatting on the ground struggling to move the flower pot by the door.

Staring at the soft dangling head, he was stunned: "What are you doing?"

"Look for the key." Yu Yanjin struggled to move the overweight bonsai away, took out a key, clapped her hands and walked towards the gate: "I don't know I'm going home this time, I didn't bring the key with me, how can I go back without this one?" Steal, take what my dad hoards to eat."

'I'm going to laugh like crazy, Yu Yanjin, what kind of baby are you!Take your husband back to steal food from your parents, hahaha, what a plot! ! ! '

"I think Mr. Tochi is trying to push Jinjin on purpose, and wants him to open the door..."

'The place where your keys are hidden today is known on the Internet! ! ! '

Yu Yanjin, who didn't expose the family secret at all, opened the door quickly. The door creaked open, and then the barrage suddenly screamed.

'Ah!What kind of fairy yard is this, how can it be so beautiful! '

'I was wrong, I always thought that Yu Yanjin's family was an ordinary pig farmer with some money, but why is the level of appreciation so high and so sentimental! '

The half-old wooden door creaked open, and a spring full of colorful colors came into view.

In front is a small corridor composed of roses. The roof of the corridor is obviously carefully pruned and selected by the owner. From white to light beige, light yellow, and pink, several kinds of roses are combined to form a gradient flower gate. .

On the ground paved with bluestone slabs, there is another rockery at the turn of the front. There is still running water flowing below, and you can see a few koi carps. Then there is a small wooden building full of traces of time.

The eaves are carved with flowers, and the fence is covered with green plants.

It was so amazing that people thought they had entered a garden by mistake, but there were washed clothes hanging in the yard, a few fruit trees were planted in the field in front of the yard, and there was a small piece of strawberry field, which was full of life.

The barrage was screaming crazily, but Tochikoshi saw more.The walls have been eroded by the years and are blurred, but there are obvious traces of children's graffiti.

On the wall next to the door rail of the main house, one after another tall and short scratches were drawn with a pen, and a line of words was written next to each scratch.

'The little baby is five years old today, why is he still so short!Is it positive or negative? '

'Seven years old, half a centimeter a year..., hopeless'

'Eight years old, my son has finally risen and grown taller! ! ! '

Tochi Yuezheng walked forward, the main house that Yu Yanjin opened the door first, there were many photos on the wall.

There was a newborn with eyes closed and frowning, and a little older, soft and trapped in the shaker, with rounded grape-like black eyes and a grin.

The first time I walked, the first time I went to kindergarten and cried like crazy.Elementary school is super proud to win the award, junior high school...

There is even a specially framed certificate for winning an award for the first time.

Seems like a consolation prize though.

Tochi Yuezheng stood by the door, watching quietly, as if he wanted to write down every stage of Yu Yanjin carefully.Every photo and every picture is marked with a sentence from the parents, which is full of love with ridicule and teasing.

He fixed his eyes and looked at the one not far away.

The young man who had just grown up looked over arrogantly, with the words "I am the king of the world" next to it

He chuckled silently.

Suddenly he knew why Yu Yanjin was so bright and bright that he could melt the haze, but suddenly, another picture appeared in his mind.

The magnificent and stunning young man looked at him angrily and coldly with red eyes.

He closed his eyes, dismissed the scene, and looked at the photos on the wall again.Lingering around the wall full of traces of Yu Yanjin, I am extremely glad that they still have a chance...

"What are you looking at?"

There was a sound of fur blasting behind him.

In the next second, with the sound of things being thrown to the ground, Yu Yanjin rushed over like lightning.She opened her arms and frantically blocked the wall, her exquisite face was full of vivid shame, anger and madness.

"Who allows you to see!"

Yu Yanjin stretched out her hands to cover every photo, but her hands were not long enough, and there were too many photos on the wall.

It blocked the photo of a turtle crawling on the ground in crotch pants, and it couldn't block the photo of a red apple that was smeared with rouge by the teacher in the kindergarten next to it.

Looking at his parents' comments and his own second-year message, his vision went dark.

Great!

How can he forget that there is a wall of his dark history here, and he just let it in like this.

Ah!

Knowing that the show was going to be filmed, why didn't his parents put it away in advance!

Looking at Tochikoshi Zheng in front of him, and the live broadcast device set up, he seemed to have returned to the time when he was dominated by that pig Sheshi a few minutes ago,

Let him die, there is nothing left for him in this world!

He pinched the person, wishing he could run to the second floor and then jump off the stairs.

Tochikoshi said with a laugh: "Very cute."

Yu Yanjin blushed from blushing to forehead with a bang.

What is cute!

He is obviously an iron-blooded man!

With the other gone, the world really doesn't suit him anymore.

Miserably miserable, he, Yu Yanjin, is the worst cub on today's show.How many times has he died since he was at the airport?

Tochikoshi asked, "Have you found the ingredients?"

Yu Yanjin: "Nonsense!"

He almost evacuated the house, but you, you who are lying and winning, actually took advantage of my inattention to look at my dark history.

At the beginning, even if he had conflicts and broke up with you, he at least retained his last dignity.

How could I know that when I came back once, not only did I not go back to abuse, even the last bit of fig leaf was gone.

As for live streaming?

He doesn't care anymore now.

"Then let's start." Tochigoshi Zheng said: "The other two groups should also finish their tasks and prepare for tonight."

Yu Yanjin immediately forgot about the embarrassing incident, half-forced the camera to change direction to shoot, carried a large pile of found ingredients to the yard outside, and slammed the gate.

Taking a long breath, he quickly asked Tochigoshi Zheng: "Are these enough? Can we win?"

He never lives in a thatched house. If he still lives in a broken thatched house when he returns home, his parents will laugh to death.

Thinking about those two parents who were so childish that they could criticize all kinds of things when he was a baby, he could think with his toes what would those two irresponsible parents who lived in his thatched house do?

Probably secretly took a photo of him sleeping miserably on the broken bed, and pasted it on the wall with a line of words.

【Son is too weak】

Tochikoshi slowly rolled up his sleeves: "I can win."

As long as it is what you want, it will be there.

The three groups of missions ended successfully in their respective chaotic and humorous live broadcasts. When the live broadcast came to an end, the taro cp, which had temporarily disappeared from the entire network, once again appeared strongly, occupying the front row of hot searches.

What's "negative distance hug", "little pig raising expert (fork off)", "husband and wife both return home" all kinds of ideas emerge in endlessly.

At the same time, most of the negative rumors from the previous black material disappeared in this live broadcast.

"Hey, raising pigs today is also very cute. I strongly recommend picking up the endorsement of pig raising, 'Goutou'"

'! !Have you seen the yard where mom and dad live, ahhh, I just want to say that the view is amazing'

"I also want to raise pigs. What kind of fairy parents are these? The romantic and leisurely little yard is amazing. If you want to eat fruits, you can pick them from the field, and you can pick flowers and put them in vases when you go out. I am so envious."

The evaluation of the whole network is brewing, and at the same time, the exciting house war of the program group has also entered the most tense stage.

As evening fell, a warm bonfire was ignited in the center of the small square in the village, melodious singing sounded, and bowls of rice wine in the village were handed out bowl by bowl.Whether it is the staff of the program group or the curious people from the village, everyone happily enjoyed this moment of singing and dancing.

Just wait a moment for a hearty meal.

"Mr. Yu, what is Mr. Tochi doing tonight? Can you tell me?"

"I saw Brother Lu and the others making braised pork. Huh, do you sell Yanjin your little fragrant pig? The taste is absolutely amazing! My mouth is watering just thinking about it."

"Sissy and the others also stewed chicken soup, stewed chicken with freshly picked mushrooms, or pheasant. I must drink a bowl later. Today, do you sell chicken?"

What is Yu Yanjin selling in grief and indignation? His father is in charge of their business, and his mother collects money. He doesn't understand anything.

And now the important thing is to buy something, is it to vote?

Yu Yan was in a hurry to stuff a bunch of loquats for one staff member, and a few strawberries for the other, her mouth was so sweet that she said, "I grow them at home, and they have never been treated with medicine. They are naturally ripe and super delicious. Try it? As for buying pork and strawberries?" Chicken is simple, I will tell my parents later, and then you understand..."

Yu Yanjin walked through the crowd secretly canvassing votes, and after consuming all the fruits on the plate, she took the time to glance to the side.

The rich and tangy aroma of the little fragrant pigs raised in the pure mountains rushed unscrupulously, and the chicken soup next to it was delicious.

Looking at the two chefs who were cooking, he vomited blood.

He knew that the other members were not cheap, they could think of collecting ingredients, Brother Lu and the others were even more amazing, they actually went to the town to 'kidnap' two chefs!

After Yu Yanjin inquired about all the news and hurried back, she saw Tochi Yuezheng making sweet and sour pork ribs.

The fried ribs are evenly coated with the sauce, and the color of the thick red sauce seeps into the gravy little by little over time.A piece of quick rib skin is covered with a beautiful dark brown sauce, and it seems to be pulled out with a light grip.

Yu Yanjin sniffed the smell, and hurriedly told Tochi Yuezheng all the news he had inquired: "Brother Lu, they cook braised pork, sister Qianqian wants stewed chicken soup, or the chef you found in the town, what should I do?"

Yu Yanjin had a headache and went around in circles: "You don't know, when I was in school, I liked to eat the braised pork in that restaurant. The cooking was super good, and the chicken soup was delicious too. Woohoo, it was so fresh that I lost my tongue. What should I do? They actually Go to foreign aid to find a chef!!"

Yu Yanjin was frowning and thinking about it, Tochi Yuezheng suddenly said: "Open your mouth."

Yu Yanjin subconsciously opened her mouth, and then a piece of pork ribs soaked in fat and covered with a layer of sugar brown sauce came into her mouth. The sweet and sour taste filled her mouth. Juicy soul dances together, and those few sesame seeds are the finishing touch.

Yu Yanjin shut up, chewing with puffed cheeks.

At night, Tochigoshi asked, "Is it delicious?"

Yu Yanjin nodded frantically, woo woo, it's so delicious, that's what it tastes like.

Although there are various conflicts that cannot be reconciled with Tochikoshi, the food he cooks is really delicious.

Tochi Yuezheng held a small plate with some spare ribs, some small balls and some mashed potatoes and handed it to Yu Yanjin: "Go and sit by the side for a while, you can eat it later."

Yu Yanjin stared at the plate with straight eyes.

Woohoo, these kinds of foods are all his favorites.

Sweet and sour pork ribs, tofu meatballs, and pork rind jelly.

His saliva was overflowing unscrupulously, and he took it and said obediently, and transformed from the runaway little bomb just now into a well-behaved and obedient cutie, sitting on the small stool next to him, eating mouthful after mouthful without looking up.

Why do you feel that Tochikoshi’s craftsmanship is getting better and better, or he hasn’t eaten it for a long time, and he has a filter?

Not far away, Su Yan looked at her son who had been coaxed for a second, and covered her face in lament.

How could their family be so careless today, a few ribs could coax him to the ground, but the ribs were taken from their own house!

It's all up to this point, what are they still observing, maybe that little bastard has already sold himself.

"clang!!!"

Accompanied by the sound of gongs, drums and cheers ahead, the feast of the bonfire party finally appeared steaming and heavy.

Wearing a chef's hat, Yu Yanjin waved a spoon and looked vigilantly at the two groups of people opposite. He raised a loudspeaker he found from nowhere and warmly greeted the guests: "Everyone, come and taste it! It's made with love by Tochi Movie Emperor. It's only once in the world. The delicacy of opportunity, don’t miss it when you pass by, eat a piece and you won’t regret it!”

However, the two groups next to the goose are not too far behind: "Hundred years of craftsmanship, pure mountain free-range piglets, the meat is firm and q-bouncy, it is made with ingenuity, and it is made with firewood. Guaranteed to fall into the soul in a second, and it will be out of control!"

"Pure Mountain raises running pheasants. The shredded meat is tender and not sticky, and you won't gain weight after eating. The chicken soup is golden and fragrant. It is served with pure wild luxury mushrooms, and you can feel the taste of spring!"

Yu Yanjin: "...Fuck!"

What kind of wooing words, but this just wants him to admit defeat?

He threw the spoon to Tochi Yuezheng, and stood on the stool: "Tochi Movie Emperor's handmade small balls, each one is carefully crafted, the gravy explodes with a bite, the minced meat and tomato soup are a perfect match, after a busy day, I will definitely not come bowl?"

The neighbor shouted again.

"We also have barbecue, which is freshly sliced ​​and baked with firewood, which is guaranteed to be authentic and super delicious!"

"Learn more about grilled mushrooms, let you feel the mountain delicacy!"

Yu Yanjin: "..."

So angry!

He silently climbed from the stool to the table again, looked down at everyone, blushed and solicited customers.

"Yingdi brand sweet and sour pork ribs, you will have endless aftertastes, and you will have pork skin jelly as dessert after eating a piece. After dinner, have a bowl of tomato soup. It is sweet and sour and appetizing. Don't miss it when you pass by, friends Stretch out your paws!!! The other two can eat anytime in the town, but it is different here, if you miss today, there will be no tomorrow!"

The other two places: "?"

This little bastard is actually so tricky!

how?

Yu Yanjin raised the microphone and continued to work hard: "Those who voted for us tonight will get a [-]% discount on buying little fragrant pigs and running pheasants. If you want to eat braised pork and chicken soup, you can make it at home. Why waste your votes!"

The other four teammates: "..."

In the crowd, Father Yu was annoyed: "Little bastard, you give me a discount on my family property."

Yu Yanjin stood on the table and shook, ignoring his father's helpless cry, and hurriedly looked at his mother: "I will make up the debt!"

Su Yan looked at the shaking table, her eyelids twitched: "Come down."

Yu Yan hurriedly climbed down obediently, but the surroundings were too dark, her foot stepped on the air, and she was about to fall to the ground, and suddenly fell into a familiar and generous embrace.

The surrounding sounds suddenly disappeared, and half a second later, someone screamed in the crowd.

cast!

Definitely vote for you!

Let Xiao Jinjin and Brother Tochi live in the big bed room tonight.

The lively bonfire party continued, and the much-anticipated vote counting session was coming.

Yu Yanjin stretched her head and looked at the director's count of tickets one by one, and recited them silently in her mind.

I don't live in a thatched house, I definitely don't live in a thatched house, whoever asks me to live in a thatched house, I will never—

"No.1! Teacher Yu and Teacher Tochi!"

Yu Yanjin's eyes lit up, and she jumped up excitedly.

He knew that he would never lose!

Tochikoshi grabbed his hand: "Don't mess around..."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Yanjin suddenly jumped on him excitedly: "See, I know that I will never live in a thatched cottage, hahaha, thanks to me at the critical moment!"

In the distance, the light of the bonfire was so intense that it was like a dream. Tochikoshi held the person in his arms, and his eyes were as deep as the universe against the background of the dark night.

He replied: "Yeah."

Yu Yanjin's cheeks suddenly became hot, and while everyone around was paying attention to the results of the other two groups, she hurriedly jumped off Tochi Yuezheng, when she heard his sister Qianqian scream.

"How can I live in a thatched cottage, the director let me go! I'm a girl living in a broken house, can you bear it?"

Yu Yanjin touched his conscience, it seemed to hurt a little, but it was impossible for him to live in a thatched house.

Feng Qian was miserable: "I just got sick a few days ago, and I still have needle holes in my arms, look? The director will let me go, and change to a place that can at least shelter from the wind and rain."

The director was in a dilemma: "But the rules of the game are like this."

Feng Qian was having a headache, when a touching voice came from the side: "I will trade with you!"

The director was surprised: "You live in a thatched cottage?" In order to win tonight, all kinds of tricks were used, but now they let it out?

This is not Yu Yanjin's style.

Yu Yanjin was surprised: "Who said that?"

Director: "Then you say change?"

Yu Yanjin spoke convincingly: "Anyway, I won, can I go home and live?"

Everyone around: "..."

How could I forget about this bug.

Yu Yanjin is complacent, heh, you want me to live in a thatched cottage, anyway, I won, where can I live?

A voice came from behind: "Then what about me?"

Yu Yanjin subconsciously: "Come home with me..."

He looked at the eyes that suddenly brightened surprisingly in the surrounding night, and was about to take back what he said just now, but there was already a low voice of reply behind him.

"it is good!"

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The mind is more and more serious: not only enter the house, but also achieve the achievement of living together.