Tell the truth after drinking [entertainment]

How long is 10 minute?

He used to think that in 10 minutes, he could travel more than two kilometers on the treadmill and perform two dances in the dance room, but now he looked at the watch that had just passed 3 minutes, but he was so tired that he was about to lie down, Yu Yanjin deeply doubted himself physical fitness.

impossible!

His physical fitness is super good, he can run a small problem of ten kilometers, and he won't lose in a fight with the goblin Tochikoshi!

How can he be so tired?

Could it be that Tochigoshi had let him in the past?

With a slap, the sweat dripped down the forehead and hit the eyelashes and then broke into several pieces. Against the tired eyes, the face covered with oil paint was in a daze.

Then he gritted his teeth and climbed up with difficulty.

why?

Ah!

Everyone is running forward at the same time, and if they really can't make it, don't they admit that they are not as good as Tochikoshi Zheng, a weak chicken?

With inexplicable motivation, he finally rushed to the finish line in the last ten seconds of the 10-minute countdown.

When he looked up, his sweat-smeared eyes vaguely reflected Feng Qian and the others wearing red armbands and camouflage uniforms of the same style, and several flying guests who were wearing blue armbands and wearing the same camouflage uniforms on the opposite side.

Everything is fine, everyone is applauding him, but what about Tochikoshi?

Yu Yanjin was puzzled by looking left and right, and the director's excited voice came from behind: "Okay, everyone is here, now announce the rules of today's game."

"Today's theme is "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Game!""

"Have you ever played Chicken Eater?" The director changed his voice: "It doesn't matter if you haven't, it's a large-scale live-action Chicken Eater game!"

"In this semi-primitive forest, a dangerous special forces war is about to start."

"Just like a chicken game, including everyone, there are a total of ten groups in this forest who will start a fierce chicken qualifying competition. Whichever group gets more kills, the first to enter the finals and win the championship is the victory. By the way, in addition to the ten groups of contestants, there are also twenty man-machines, do you understand man-machines? The kind of machines that shoot guns, shoot while standing, and send equipment."

"Okay, the rule is to be eliminated when hit, and the initial weapon cannot be exchanged or discarded! Free attack, free play, now I declare the game-on"

"Wait." Yu Yanjin said in astonishment, "Where is Tochi Yuezheng?"

The director's excitement stagnated, and the surrounding air became quiet.

The look similar to "hot search is true" and "relationship is not simple" roared, and Yu Yanjin subconsciously stood up straight and grabbed the frying pan: "What's wrong? Shouldn't I ask my teammates?"

"Should be." Feng Qian's heart jumped up, and she touched Yu Yanjin's head: "Didn't you read the group news before, because Yue Zheng's plane was delayed, I'm afraid he has to come here tonight or tomorrow."

Group news?

He was caught by the show crew as soon as he got off the plane, how could he have time to watch it.

"By the way, I was just about to say. Mr. Tochi's plane is late, and I'm afraid he won't arrive until tomorrow, so we're going to shoot today." The director finished in one breath: "Now I announce the start of the game, and the ranking competition of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds officially begins !"

Yu Yanjin was taken aback, so it was useless for him to run like an idiot just now?

While holding her breath silently, Feng Qian said with a smile: "Xiao Jin, come here, let's discuss the strategy first. This is the first time to form a team with you since filming the show. Today we will kill them without leaving a single one behind. When Zheng comes, let him lie down and win!"

Feng Qian was wearing a camouflage uniform, which made her look even more heroic.

She was afraid that Yu Yanjin would be overwhelmed if she didn't see Tochi Yuezheng, so she hurriedly asked everyone after comforting her, "Have you ever played chicken?"

Lu Yu nodded: "Today's game requires the division of tactics and positions, such as combat groups and ambushes, supplies, long-range attacks, and short-range attacks. Let's allocate them first, so as not to be in a hurry later."

"Who wants to go to the battle group."

Yu Yanjin lifted her spirits and hurriedly raised her little hand: "Me."

Unexpectedly, the air was quiet for a while, and Lu Yu kindly patted him on the shoulder the next second, persuading him, "Hey, let's change one?"

Yu Yanjin frowned: "The nest is amazing, I play chicken and now my rank is Xingyao, super handsome!"

Lu Yu sighed and said sympathetically, "But you are holding a pot."

pot?

Yu Yanjin lowered his head in astonishment, and saw that the weapons in everyone's hands were either submachine guns, grenades, or even guns at the last time, so he took a frying pan.

pan? ! ! !

Yu Yanjin was shocked and dumbfounded.

how to spell?

Like in the game, does the automatic binding block the butt?

His hand holding the frying pan became stiff, and he imagined the scene of himself covering his buttocks and running wildly in the hail of bullets, while other teammates fought hard to kill the enemy with their guns. As soon as he gritted his teeth, he saw that the six members of the blue team were also discussing plan.

He withdrew his gaze disinterestedly, and was about to continue looking at the frying pan for luck. The next second he raised his head, counted back and forth between the six members of the blue team and the five members of his side, then narrowed his eyes, and raised his pair of hands again. The little hands that are ready to move.

"Director, I want to give my opinion."

The sound was clanging and powerful, resounding all around.

The director's eyelids twitched, and he swore: "What's wrong?" He felt a headache just looking at Yu Yanjin.

I saw the little pitiful holding the frying pan plausibly: "Look at the blue team, which has six people and six weapons, and five of us and five weapons. If one person is missing, one weapon will be missing, isn't it a bit unfair?"

The director was taken aback: "...Yuezheng will come tomorrow, and I will post it when the time comes."

Yu Yanjin: "But today is the main event. Our red team obviously lost from the very beginning."

The director gritted his teeth: "Then you want to do this."

Yu Yanjin didn't even think about it: "Although Tochiyue Zheng is not here, how can we pretend that he doesn't exist. His body is not here, but his spirit is forever, and he will fight with us..."

Everyone around was in a mess in a gust of wind, and there was even an illusion that Tochikoshi had ascended to heaven?

Seeing Yu Yanjin talking more and more, the director immediately stopped him with a headache: "Say the key point."

Yu Yanjin clasped the frying pan in his arms and said, "His weapon also silently blesses us with victory."

In other words, you want weapons.

The director looked at Yu Yanjin who was determined not to give up until he reached his goal, gritted his teeth, and agreed before he said something even more terrifying!

Give!

A brand-new third-level armor was taken out of the supplies cart, and Yu Yanjin's eyes lit up, both envious and jealous. Why is Tochi Yuezheng a third-level armor, and he is a frying pan?

Then he gave the third-level armor to the only girl in the team: "Miss Sissy, you wear it."

Unexpectedly, Feng Qian patted his head, raised the m4 in her hand and said, "I have a weapon that can attack the enemy, you wear it yourself."

Yu Yanjin: "..."

Yu Yanjin hugged her frying pan and was stabbed in the heart again.

Because he is the most stretched one in the team today.

After he put on the third-level armor silently, he saw that everyone had assigned duties, and as expected, he got the duties of following the team's buttocks to grope corpses and search houses for supplies.

Surrounded by lush trees, there are soft leaves under their feet, and the moss around them is soft and green. Almost the second they stepped in, the sound of gunshots and gunshots resounded all around.

Birds were flying around, and the watch showed that the number of people participating in the battle was dropping crazily. The blood-red numbers stimulated his adrenal hormones to soar.

However, all of this has nothing to do with him.

Because he is a support staff who touch the dead body and search the surrounding houses!

He looked greedily at Mr. Lu and the others, carrying weapons, joining the battle handsomely, with a fierce and fierce impact ahead.The bullets were hitting the eardrums, the bombs were vibrating, and the birds in the sky were startled.

This real version of the chicken-eating battle is simply incomparable.

But he, at this moment, was touching corpses and searching houses behind the hail of bullets.

I thought that if I found a usable gun, I would be able to rush with Mr. Lu and the others, but Goose didn't know if it was the luck brought by the frying pan. Seconds, and then a gun with a low damage rate!

The thief is difficult to use, and there are only two bullets!

Yu Yanjin hung the spray gun on her body, gritted her teeth and continued to search for supplies.

Then in the next 10 minutes, he found one troll and two trolls. When he collected three enough to summon the dragon, he was extremely suspicious that the delivery of the program group's supplies was too small and it was about to explode. He finally found something different. Fireworks, an extremely conspicuous prop in the house.

A green first class helmet.

Looking at the cheap texture and imaginative color, Yu Yanjin gritted her teeth, snorted, and said coldly: "Even if you get shot in the head, you won't pick it up!"

"boom!"

A bullet from nowhere grazed his hair ferociously, and the soft black hair exploded for a moment, and Yu Yanjin's face after the oil paint was full of panic.

In the next second, he silently picked up the green helmet and put it on his head, while plausibly comforting himself: "Iron-blooded men never care about foreign things, everything is reactionary,"

The director who was observing this scene: "..." You are amazing.

He looked at the 'iron-blooded man' Yu Xiaojin wearing a green helmet, his black hair was pressed on his temples, and his pitiful and wet eyes with black eyelashes and scruffy eyelashes, even if his face was covered with paint, he looked cute and harmless .

And standing there holding three spray guns is so innocent, it seems to be full of helplessness like "come and hit me, I'll let you hit me".

God damn iron-blooded man.

The choreographer next to him was amused. Yu Yanjin's weapon was really not given by them, but a fair and just draw. How could he know that when his name was drawn, he would be a frying pan.

And judging by the way he is searching for materials now, it is obvious that his hands are black today.

And the black-handed Yu Yanjin was wearing the most beautiful helmet in the game and was about to go to the next house to search for supplies, when he suddenly heard footsteps not far away.

His eyelids twitched, and his first thought when he grabbed the sprayer was to rush out to fight.

But in the next second, he heard footsteps that were obviously not alone, and several voices were giggling. It was most likely a team of six, and that team was still walking straight towards him.

Seeing that he was about to collide with that group of people, on the screen, Yu Yanjin, who was wearing an iron-blooded camouflage uniform, rolled on the spot without any hesitation, prostrated himself on the ground, and lay motionless in the grass.

The skillful movements made the director feel distressed: "...how many times do you have to lie down when playing games to be so proficient."

The proficient Yu Yanjin held his breath and concentrated, lying in the grass holding the sprayer in his heart in confusion.

In the game, he is a military base and a little prince in the battle center of Hong Kong. How can he lie on the ground and hide from people?

But feeling the approaching group of enemies, he managed to comfort himself.

Being incompetent and reckless is stupid, today is a faction battle, if he dies, wouldn't their team eliminate one person, there is already one less, and if he is missing, wouldn't that be too cruel?

For the sake of the team, how can you be selfish?

The sound of footsteps was slowly receding, until Yu Yanjin couldn't be heard at all, then jumped up, was about to leave here in a hurry, and then thought about whether the director could delete the scene of him lying on the grass, but the green helmet just appeared There was a "bang" in the grass, and a bullet hit Peeping.

At the same time, a staff reminder came from his headset: "He was attacked on the head, and his blood volume was reduced by 30.00%."

Yu Yanjin took a tight breath, which team didn't leave just now?

"boom!"

Another shot hit him not far away, and Yu Yanjin hurriedly rolled in the grass, grabbing the gun and struggling to fight back or run away.There are only two bullets to attack him, can he counterattack with two bullets and a pan to kill six people?

While struggling frantically in his heart, there was another bang, and the bullet landed on the grass beside him.

Yu Yanjin suddenly and keenly realized that something was wrong. It was true that six people rushed up and killed him together. How could one person shoot in such a rhythmic manner?

Yu Yanjin's eyes lit up: "Human machine?"

What is man-machine?

It is the robot presented in the game, which can only move systematically and mechanically, and can be called an excellent representative of material delivery.

Hearing the sound of gunshots, he was excited for a second, and then sniffled.

He is so miserable, man and machine can knock out 30.00% of his blood.

Can't go on like this!

Yu Yanjin's eyes were firm. Standing up and grabbing the spray gun, he saw the mechanically moving enemy not far away.

"boom."

Another shot came, and he dodged it handsomely, pulled the trigger, grabbed the spray gun and attacked with a bang.

Unexpectedly, the first real attack after leaving the game misjudged the distance and missed.At the same time, the gun in the man-machine's hand disabled 20.00% of his blood.

Gritting her teeth, Yu Yanjin rushed over aggressively, and just when she reached the distance that the sprayer could attack, she slammed at the enemy's head.

[The enemy is injured, the blood volume is reduced by 50.00%]

But at the same time, he lost 20.00% of his blood.

Seeing that the bullets ran out, and the man-machine in front of him couldn't help but giggle at him when he was attacking mechanically, Yu Yanjin's extremely miserable nerves snapped.

Grabbing the pan is like a small cannonball and rushing through.

The man-machine was dumbfounded: "What are you going to do..."

As soon as the words fell, Yu Yanjin, who rushed forward, smashed a frying pan on his helmet. He didn't have much strength, but he couldn't believe it: "How can a frying pan hit his head?"

Yu Yanjin was indignant: "The pan can block the ass, why can't you hit the head? Director, are you watching? If you give me a pan that cannot be attacked, it proves that the initial value of the game today is unfair. Can't attack anymore?"

His headset was quiet for one second, two seconds, and the director's unwilling voice came from the third second: "The attack is determined to be successful, and the blood volume has been reduced by 50.00%."

[Drip, eliminated!Yu Yanjin's number of attacks +1]

Yu Yanjin's eyes sparkled with excitement, looking at the man-machine with supplies in front of him, and then at the frying pan in his hand, as if a new world had opened up.

Just as he was about to use this frying pan to kill all directions, another voice came from the headset: "The game has a 10-minute break, and the red and blue team's tacit understanding test game is about to begin."

"In the battle of eating chicken, it is not enough to fight alone. The cooperation of teammates and teamwork are extremely important, and now a tacit test is coming. Can the red and blue teams successfully complete the tacit test?"

The two teams who were halfway through the fight were suddenly called out. Everyone had signs of fighting on their bodies. They looked at the plausible director: "The game is very simple. Both sides will wear blindfolds and touch the hands of their teammates in front of them. The team that answers correctly will win the prize." Survival in the wild is a great meal to replenish your energy. There are three chances in total, and now the first round begins, all contestants are requested to wear blindfolds."

In order to make the game experience more realistic, the program group provided them with compressed biscuits and mineral water.

Although it can be eaten, but the big meal comes first, who wants to miss it?

The two teams were gearing up and eager to try to select players, but they didn't know that the three people participating in the game were selected by the director group.

But the red team also selected Yu Yanjin.

He has only been with everyone for two months, how can he recognize who it is by lightly touching his hand?

And the director team will definitely not let Sissy participate?

Yu Yanjin was frantic and annoyed, feeling that she was probably going to make a mistake.

"Don't worry, Xiaojin. The blue team is a temporary team. The tacit understanding is definitely not as good as ours. Don't have psychological pressure." Lu Yu comforted.

Yu Yanjin didn't speak, and silently took off the green helmet, and put on the loose eyepatch.

The director team is too stingy, and the blindfold has been used for a long time, and it has become loose, and they continue to use it.

He buckled up reluctantly, took a deep breath, and waited for the game to begin.

Almost at the same time, the voice of the director team came from the front: "The first group of tacit understanding tests have begun!"

"Both teams got it right!"

Yu Yanjin's lips tightened. Today he became a soy sauce maker, and he didn't do anything but dragged everyone down.Originally, Tochikoshi Zheng wasn't there, and he was still a little trash. How could four people beat other people's team of six to win?

At the same time, a second start sound came from the front.

"The second group of tacit understanding tests are also answered correctly!"

Yu Yanjin silently clenched her fists, only to hear the director cheer up: "The third set of games begins, who can win and get today's big meal reward?"

Yu Yanjin took a deep breath and stood up, walked to the table, slowly stretched out her hand, and touched a finger on the table.

He brainstormed back and forth on Xiu Kai, Lu Yu and Miao Yuan for an instant, and then moved forward to touch the knuckles.

With slender fingers and distinct joints, Yu Yanjin froze in astonishment.

Just at this time, the director's team announced from the opposite side: "The blue team answered wrong!"

Yu Yanjin was wearing a blindfold, but he could feel the expectant and anxious gazes from around him. He was silent for two seconds, and struggled to squeeze out three words from his lips: "Tochi Yuezheng."

The surrounding sounds seemed to disappear in an instant, his blindfold fell down along his hair suddenly, and when he looked up, he saw Tochikoshi's clear and slightly tired face.

The brow bones are sharp, the eye sockets are sunken, and the end of the eyes is straight and deep. The brown pupils clearly reflect his messy face with oil paint.

The thin lips opened and closed, and the voice rolled into the ears: "Well, I am here."

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Ah, good night~~~