Tell the truth after drinking [entertainment]

Finished!

Wang Qi couldn't breathe, leaned against the car and clutched his chest blankly.

Last time it was a trending search, at least she looked good after drinking, and she became a wave of good-looking fans.

What now?

His mother pretended to be a ghost to frighten himself, and even hugged Tochikoshi Zheng's thigh?

Do you think I'm too healthy and want me to have a heart attack?

And most of Yu Yanjin's fans are good-looking fans, will he run away if he is so teased?

He poked open Yu Yanjin's qbo homepage in panic, and stared at the number of fans on it.

Up?

One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand?

"15?" He wiped his eyes in disbelief: "So much?"

Yu Yanjin looked at the emoji, and then at the fans who rose, she was miserable and not happy at all.

The Goubi program team actually tricked him like this.

He wiped his face, forced himself to calm down, and turned on the "Big Adventure" program. He wanted to see what this program was made of!

Unexpectedly, I saw the barrage floating by [I was originally attracted by the hot search animation, but now I look at it, eee, Yu Yanjin is very happy to be a ghost, but he is really not very competent as a teammate.Tochiyue Zheng managed to exchange a place with a point, and even cleaned it himself, but he actually hated it and ran out]

Yu Yanjin: "???"

He doesn't do things?Also praise the whole network?

The mood that could have been tense after being brushed by the small video just now exploded, turning into a puffer fish face.

nonsense!

"Yu Yan didn't do anything today?"

In the quiet carriage, Yang Ze rubbed his cheeks that hurt from laughing just now, and turned his head suspiciously when he saw the barrage.

This kid doesn't look like someone who doesn't do anything, and if he really does, how could Yuezheng still talk to him after the show was filmed?

On the back seat beside him, Tochikoshi Zheng was wearing the crisp suit just now, leaning on the sofa elegantly and indifferently, holding the script that Director Xiong came out and handed to him before he left just now.

Hearing this, her eyes fell on the screen of the mobile phone that was playing the program, and she tried her best to block the ridiculous and embarrassing moment just now. Thinking of the sweet potatoes and steamed buns that Yu Yanjin brought back with joy, her thick eyelashes fell on the script, and said softly: "I did it."

Ze Yang: "?"

He was just wondering, when Tochigoshi diligently cleaned the dilapidated house in the show, and when the barrage of complaints about Yu Yanjin floated over one after another, a bubble font appeared on the screen [What is Yanjin doing? 】

When the screen turned, it was a picture of a large barren field taken by an aerial drone from the sky.

Looking down, in the green and deserted farmland full of weeds, a small cheese-colored potato is huddling in the weeds and digging diligently, and a large pile of sweet potato vines comes into view.

[Shocked, has Yu Yanjin been pulling sweet potatoes here before? 】

[Tsk, let's play.I pulled out a lot of sweet potato vines, but there were no two sweet potatoes. Do you want to be so fake?The big adventure also started to cheat for the effect? 】

[Online farmers upstairs, pretending to understand if they don’t understand?Don't talk with your feet, can you talk with your brain?But if you look it up, you will know that the sweet potato vines are lush and the roots are few.And the field that has been abandoned at first glance, you expect to grow into the kind of webcast that weighs a dozen or twenty catties?I really thought soil didn’t need nutrients]

At the top right of the screen, a small fast-forward screen pops up.Fast-forward, Yu Yanjin ran out, how long did it take to find this place, and then went into the grass and pulled out the vines for a long time.

The camera was lowered further, Yu Yanjin's muddy hands, red muzzle, and fine sweat all over his head came into everyone's eyes. Many people screamed when they saw the little bugs and earthworms in the soil, his eyelids Throw it aside without lifting it, and then pull it out.

Probably because I squatted for too long, when I pulled out another sweet potato vine, I sat down on the ground with a puff, and my back hit the stone behind.

【Ah, be careful today】

[Holy shit, my face was wrinkled, but I got up and continued to pull it out without saying a word. Is this what you call cheating? 】

"Hiss, it hurts so much, this kid can bear it."

Yang Ze looked at Yu Yanjin, who neither complained nor acted in front of the camera, and said with emotion.

On the side, Tochikoshi Zheng, who was watching the script, quietly cast his eyes on the screen, and saw Yu Yanjin plucking for a long time, finally found a few relatively large sweet potatoes, and carried them back happily.

He watched quietly, so that's how those sweet potatoes came?

What about steamed buns?

Landing on the four sweet potatoes in Yu Yanjin's arms, he subconsciously guessed something, and saw Yu Yanjin suddenly stop in the middle of walking in the show.

The camera changed direction following him, and outside a house that was better than theirs, Feng Qian and Lu Yu were sitting in the yard having lunch, with steamed buns and milk.

[Hahaha, is Yu Yanjin tempted by steamed buns, but it’s impossible, these old team members are very smart, how can they share food, many people didn’t give them what they wanted in the past]

I saw Yu Yan walked up to the low table of the two of them, squatted there looking left and right, and then aimed at Feng Qian.

"Sister Sissy, you are eating."

[It’s so awkward to say hello, hahaha, as if I saw the scene where my classmates and I ran into each other in the cafeteria]

"Sister Qianqian, you are really amazing. The old members are just different. You have found a lot of points. You are amazing." Yu Yanjin blinked and revered: "I must learn more from you."

Feng Qian couldn't hold back, she was overjoyed by the praise of Yu Yan, who was dirty but full of admiration, and she tried her best to keep her face sullen: "Don't flatter, there is no way to cheat!"

Yu Yanjin raised her face, her wet eyes looked like a small sika deer: "I don't want to, I just want to learn from sister Qianqian, how can I get more points."

"Sister Qianqian, you are so beautiful and have such a good figure. You must go to exercise regularly."

Feng Qian was praised so that the corners of her mouth turned up, and she called Yu Yanjin's vision: "It's okay, I go there two or three times a week."

"Wow, Sister Sissy still took time out of her busy schedule to go there for so long, it's awesome! I admire you so much." I looked down at the two steamed buns in Fengqian's bowl: "It is said that the steamed buns have high starch content, Sister Sissy How many are you going to eat?"

Feng Qian, who was about to say two, changed her words under Yu Yanjin's adoring gaze: "One."

Yu Yanjin immediately took up the conversation: "Isn't this too much waste? Sister Qianqian, why don't we exchange it? I'll exchange two sweet potatoes for a steamed bun with you. The sweet potatoes are sweet and crunchy, completely original and pollution-free, wild. It's healthy, low-fat and not fat, it's a must-have food for keeping fit, Miss Sissy, do you want to change it?"

Feng Qian who dug a hole by herself: "...Change!"

【Hahaha! !What kind of sweetheart is this, understand, understand, if I were Feng Qian, I would wish to give him all the instant noodles in the box]

Satisfied, Yu Yanjin wrapped a steamed bun with the leaves next to it, and looked at Lu Yu eagerly.

Lu Yu was vigilant: "I won't change."

Yu Yanjin: "Yeah, brother Lu, don't you think it's a bit tasteless to eat like this?"

Lu Yu: "I don't think so."

Yu Yanjin took out a bottle of syrup from his pocket, and gritted his white teeth enthusiastically: "Oh, Brother Lu, I happen to have a little sugar here, whether it's steamed buns or milk, it's better than eating dry. Come on, try it." , Guaranteed that if you try it, you will not lose money, you will not be fooled if you try it, and if you don’t try it for free, you won’t try it.”

Lu Yu wanted to stop him, but Yu Yanjin's hands were dirty and his face was dirty. He couldn't stop him holding a steamed bun. He watched helplessly as he squeezed a strip of red syrup on his steamed bun.

The alluring sweetness wafted along, and Lu Yu's shameful heartbeat of steamed buns served with pure milk was really unbearable.

After a while, Yu Yanjin returned with a full load of two steamed buns, while Lu Yu had an extra bottle of syrup for the steamed buns.

Both parties felt that it was a good deal until the show aired. |

[This bottle of syrup! ! !I remember it was poured from the blood pool that hadn't been changed for three years?Yu Yanjin, what a magical baby you are!Hahaha that's so far-sighted! "

【Ha ha! !Just now I wondered why I dug out that bottle of blood plasma, hahaha, baby, you are so far-sighted, but I don’t know how the actor Lu who ate the syrup is feeling now]

Lu Yu: "..."

He said that the program crew would search for things. How did Yu Yanjin get that bottle of syrup? Thinking of the blood pool that hadn't been replaced for three years because the director was stingy, he couldn't help but point to the trash can: "Ugh!"

little bastard!

He actually played on his head!

But then he looked at the invigorating number of viewers and the barrage that had passed, his breathing became heavy, and his eyes were sore.

How long has it been, how long have their shows not been watched by so many people?

Looking at Yu Yanjin who smiled so much that his eyes looked like crescent moons in the show, he swallowed with emotion, and let out a breath of turbidity and pressure!

Holding the hard-won food, Yu Yanjin rushed towards the dilapidated house like a popping candy.

Her black hair was jumping in the air, her pretty face had mud spots on her nose, and her eyes were shining brightly in the sun.The flamboyant Tochikoshi held up the food. At that moment, he was so brilliant and reckless that he dyed the desolate mountain village with a rich and vivid color, and he looked like a Persian cat coquettishly begging for praise from its owner.

Tochiyue Zheng's eyes cracked slightly, and his eyes were dark and rolled up, quietly watching Yu Yanjin in the show.

The barrage frantically swiped at this moment.

[! ! !Woohoo, I hit it!You take care of the outside and I take care of the inside. You do the cleaning and I look for food. With me around, I will never let you go hungry. Are you looking at Yu Yanjin? This is unfamiliar? 】

【WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooTochikoshi, didn't you see that this little sweetheart's eyes are shining and begging for praise? If it's a man, rush up to hug him and praise him!Kiss him!Don’t be afraid, we are all members, and you can watch it for a fee]

Tochikoshi fans: "..."

They have ten thousand words to refute, but looking up at Tochikoshi Zheng with bright eyes (because they were standing under the threshold), their heads were sweating profusely, their faces were dirty and their hands were dirty, but they still remembered to wrap the steamed buns in leaves Yu Yanjin.

Not right! ! !

They actually think this little showman who touches porcelain is cute!

The author has something to say:

Ahhh, I swear!I will never try that random lock feature again.I thought I could use gold coins to escape like other lock screen functions, but this one can’t escape, I have to finish writing, woo woo woo, I didn’t come out until now.

good night wow~~~