Tell the truth after drinking [entertainment]

After eating a barbecue meal, the ingredients were exhausted, and everyone dispersed in satisfaction.After eating the barbecue for nothing, the other four naturally took on the task of cleaning up the mess, and then began the routine solo interview time.

Tochi Yuezheng was the first to finish the interview, and returned to the dilapidated, old and airy house alone, only to see Yu Yanjin's little assistant putting mouse sticks at the door.

Seeing him, the assistant hastily greeted him politely.

Tochikoshi nodded, and strode into the dimly lit room.

The wooden door was broken, and the room was still dusty even though it was cleaned today. The walls were mottled, and it seemed that geckos had crawled over them. The most important thing was that there was only a broken wooden bed in the room.

Looking at the two sets of quilts prepared on the bed, he frowned, and heard Yu Yanjin's footsteps behind him.

Yu Yanjin ate to her heart's content, put one hand in the pocket of the sweater, walked in with a smile, and saw the young master frowning looking at the bed where he was going to sleep tonight.

Yu Yan twitched her lips, did the young master become obsessed with cleanliness?

Turning his eyes, he touched a small thing he grabbed on the way back just now, and he leaned over drunk: "Come on, let me show you something good?"

Tochikoshi Zheng said uninterestedly, "Move away."

"Oh, don't be so indifferent." Seeing Tochi Yuezheng walking towards the bed, he followed briskly, seeing that Tochi Yuezheng began to make the bed without looking at him.

As soon as he rolled his eyes, he took off his shoes and jumped onto the bed, forcing his way to Tochikoshi Zheng: "Guess what I put in my pocket?"

Tochigoshi Zheng: "I don't want to see it."

"Don't, it's been a long sleepless night, let's find something interesting to play."

Tochi Yuezheng shook his hand under the quilt, looked at Yu Yanjin who was standing on the bed and was scrambling words, falling on his dirty sweater and trousers: "Come down."

Yu Yanjin had a cheeky face: "If you look at me, I will come down."

Tochigoshi Zheng: "..."

He only felt that all his patience was exhausted during the live broadcast last night and today, looking at Yu Yanjin, who was smiling like a mouse stealing oil, and said in a cold voice, "Take it."

Yu Yanjin's eyes lit up, he smiled and took out the hand that was in the pocket of the sweater into a fist, and handed it to Tochi Yuezheng, looking down at Tochikoshi Zheng's head, his voice was triumphant and joyful: "Guess what?"

"Either let go directly, or come down."

"It's really boring." Yu Yanjin said and spread her hands, only to see a limp little caterpillar stretching its body in horror in the white palm.

Tochiyue Zheng's breathing was stagnant, goosebumps exploded almost at the same time, his straight shoulders straightened, and his voice was indifferent: "Take it away."

Yu Yanjin blinked, and deliberately leaned in front of Tochi Yuezheng: "It's cute, do you want to pinch it, it's so soft, it's easy to pinch."

Who would dare to believe that Tochiyuezheng is actually afraid of little bugs, especially those soft little caterpillars.Hahaha, he didn't know this until the two of them went on a trip before.

"Take it!"

Tochigoshi's voice was cold and sharp.

Yu Yanjin is not afraid, the last time he was frightened, he was pushed on the bed like this at most, but now the relationship is not so good, at most he will get angry for a while.

And being so angry is not as good as the years when I was trained as a son.

He suffered a few times today, and he made up his mind to come back, but he didn't know that as soon as the little green insect came to Tochi Yuezheng's hand, he saw him sneer, and his brown eyes fell dangerously on his body. People strode out.

Yu Yanjin held the little caterpillar in a daze for a second, is this the end?

Looking at the swaying little caterpillar, he curled his lips, and was about to put it back in boredom, when Tochikoshi strode in holding a familiar object.

As soon as he blinked, his eyes locked on the thing in Tochigoshi Zheng's hand, and he couldn't move it away.

The long, folded book-shaped board should be the mouse glue placed by the assistant, but what is it that the mouse is screaming and struggling with its tail?

The soles of Yu Yanjin's feet were numb, and his whole body felt soft and itchy. Dangdang stepped back a few steps, leaned against the wall and shouted in horror: "Go away."

Tochi Yuezheng turned a deaf ear and strode closer, holding the sticky mouse board in front of Yu Yanjin: "Does it look good?"

"The kind that has a tail, is furry, and can squeak."

Yu Yanjin: "!!!"

It's okay if you don't describe it, but once you describe it, coupled with that squeaking mouse, his feet are almost limp.

The little face was pale, holding the little caterpillar on the bed against the wall, not daring to move on one foot, and even speaking became slurred: "You, you take it away, we are tied, and I will release the little bug right away."

Tochigoshi sneered: "It's late!"

Deliberately holding a corner of Mouse Sticky and leaning in front of Yu Yanjin, as expected, I heard a few sharp screams: "Take it away!!"

While screaming, she moved her legs to the side, her slender legs wished she could bounce the broken bed down.

Hearing the creaking and shaking of the bed, Tochikoshi frowned: "Don't jump."

"You, you take it away and I won't jump." Yu Yan was so panicked that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were trembling, his limbs pressed against the wall, wishing he could escape immediately with the wall-penetrating skill.

Looking at the man sticking to the wall like a gecko, Tochikoshi said calmly, "You come down first."

"I won't come down!" Yu Yanjin said in a miserable voice, sniffling: "You take it away first and I will come down."

Looking at the little green worm that was about to jump from Yu Yanjin's palm onto the bed, Tochi Yuezheng's expression turned ugly: "Come down."

"I'm not going down." Yu Yanjin panicked. Seeing that mouse was not far in front of him, he was dizzy with hair. Hearing what Chi Yuezheng said, he couldn't help jumping a few times: "You Just throw it out and I'll come down."

Accompanied by the creaking and shaking of the bed, Tochikoshi said coldly: "Come down, let's throw it out together."

"I don't, you throw me first and then throw it." Yu Yanjin is very smart, he has the advantage of the terrain now, if he goes to the ground, his hands are longer than his own, and he throws the mouse on himself, he can't throw it back.

The bed below was creaking and rattling unbearably as he jumped.

Tochigoshi's expression changed: "Come down first."

"I do not……"

As soon as the words fell, there was a click from below, and one of the wooden boards on the bed broke in two, and the other wooden boards on the bed crackled and shattered to the ground.He fell against the wall with a thud, his limbs were about to be pierced by the splinters, a hand stretched out to grab him and drag him forward.

But the bedpost also collapsed in an instant, and the two of them fell into the ruins of the bed board with a crackling sound.

Accompanied by the dust accumulated on the bed board, Yu Yanjin clutched his knees miserably, and was about to get up from Tochi Yuezheng when a cry came from outside the door: "What's wrong? What happened?"

Fearing that the two young boys had no experience living in the wild, Feng Qian, who had prepared mosquito repellent and various small things, exclaimed and rushed in together with Lu Yu who accompanied him, and behind them were the cameraman and the director who came over.

The broken door was kicked open with a slam, and with the room full of dust and dim lights flickering, two young people hugging each other in a collapsed bed came into view shockingly.

Everyone: "!!!"

what happened?

Where am I?

What is this for?

Under the three consecutive blows of the serial soul, Yu Yanjin faced everyone's eyes stiffly and hurriedly defended: "It's not what you think."

What is that? !

Tochikoshi's voice was cold: "Get up."

Yu Yanjin got up limply, not caring about the mouse next to her, and hurriedly explained: "It's just that the quality of the bed is not good, and it collapsed."

Everyone: "..."

The bed collapsed?

What did you do?

Seeing everyone's expressions of wanting to imitate a TV series, Tochi Yuezheng blocked Yu Yanjin's stupid speech: "Sorry, we made a joke, and there was a lot of trouble, and the bed happened to collapse."

Everyone: "..."

What are you kidding!

Yu Yanjin lamented, your mouth is not as good as what I said! ! !

Half an hour later, Yu Yanjin changed her clothes, and the accompanying doctor also helped to treat the wound covered by the wood wool slag. Looking at everything in the surveillance video, she said depressedly, "Is that what you saw?"

Everyone in the program team watched the surveillance, and then took a look at a glamorous, beautiful, well-behaved, steady and dignified two people. Who would believe that two popular stars would play such a childish game at night.

One of the two childish ghosts scares people with a small caterpillar, the other takes a mouse, and then they both lose and fall down.

Who dares to believe it? !

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they wouldn't believe it.

However, the misunderstanding was cleared up, and the director managed to regain his composure: "This village is very desolate, and I managed to tidy up a few places where I can live. Since the bed has collapsed..."

He paused, and then said: "There is only a tent, or you will stay in the tent for one night?"

Yu Yanjin breathed a sigh of relief: "OK!"

A tent is better than a broken bed.

Tochi Yuezheng also nodded, his eyes fell on Yu Yanjin, and he looked away expressionlessly.

But when he saw the tent next, he frowned: "Is there only one?"

"There's only one spare two-person tent left." The assistant wiped his sweat and said nervously, "Do you want to use it?"

"Use it!" Tochigoshi stretched his lips, bent over to tidy up the tent, and after a while, a wounded man next to him joined him.

Tochiyue Zheng moved aside indifferently, and the two of them didn't say a word, but they cooperated very tacitly and quickly tidied up the tent.

Even if they didn't want to, the two squeezed into a tent after a while, each wrapped in a quilt, looking at the dim roof of the tent.

Why doesn't everyone sleep on one head, oh, it's impossible to sleep next to each other's feet!

So under the stalemate, the two wrapped themselves in quilts and stuck to one side, leaving a [-]th line with two fists in the middle, and neither of them crossed the line.

Here, Feng Qian and Lu Yu walked back. Thinking of what happened just now, they couldn't believe it: "I saw that the fans of both sides on the Internet wanted to quarrel, and portrayed the two as opposing characters. The relationship is so good? Yan Jin is fine, I can’t tell that Yue Zheng..."

After a pause, she described: "So lively?"

Lu Yu: "..."

Haven't you seen that these two are clearly lovers who just broke up but still have feelings for each other?

If you say that the live broadcast was a match, if you say that the two of you are not familiar with each other, who are you lying to? ! !

"Ah."

Yu Yanjin rubbed her nose and yawned sideways towards the tent.

Woke up early this morning, after another day of exhaustion, he was already sleepy.Yawning again, he listened to the steady and familiar breathing beside him, and touched his injured knee, feeling depressed and annoyed.

He suspected that he and Tochi Yuezheng were incompatible, forget about it in his previous life, today when he met Tochi Yuezheng and drank lemonade, he would wrestle and pretend to be a ghost to scare him, and he was so miserable that he was photographed hugging his thigh, and at night he took a little bug to try to win respect Well, the two of them fell down together, Tochikoshi was intact underneath, but he pierced his knee on the top, and the pain was so painful that he dared not straighten.

What kind of luck is this, does he deserve to be at odds with Tochikoshi?

After grunting twice, drowsiness soon struck.

The space of the tent is private and narrow, and the sense of presence of the people around you is completely amplified at this moment.Every breath, every turn can be clearly felt.

Tochikoshi closed his eyes, and was about to force himself to ignore the person beside him and fall asleep when an arm slapped across the blanket.

Tochiyue Zheng threw it back expressionlessly, and his arm hit his chin. The man let out a pained sound, then turned over with a sigh, and stretched out a long leg as usual.

Tochi Yuezheng raised his leg and was about to kick it away, when Yu Yanjin yelled sleepily: "It hurts, take it easy."

He paused, and suddenly thought of the wooden splinter that had been stuck on Yu Yanjin's knee before, and he was limping from just now until he lay down.Standing up and looking, Yu Yanjin was sleeping soundly on her side, her cheeks were blushing, her eyelashes were like a row of small fans, quiet and cute.

Inexplicably, his heart skipped a beat, he moved his legs away, lay down and went back to sleep.He comforted himself that it was only this time, and there would be no next time.

The people beside him had already crossed the [-]th parallel, and their breathing could be clearly heard against the pillow.He thought he would not be able to fall asleep, but he fell asleep smoothly after half an hour, if you don't count the fact that Yu Yanjin's hands and legs shook him several times this night, waking him up, and in the end, he wanted to hug him and sleep together.

Tochikoshi stood up several times, and finally felt the arms that were hugging him. He closed his eyes and pretended that those hands were not there, and went to sleep.

The author has something to say:

Hahahahaha, childish battle!