I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter7

What would it be like to reunite with your ex?Gojo Satoru can't help but imagine something in his mind on every breakup anniversary.

And on the fourth breakup anniversary, there is no need to imagine anymore, this question has an answer... I just didn't expect to be so caught off guard!

There is a blindfold as a "cover", and the blue eyes behind the blindfold are staring at the girl who is a few steps away from him... Compared with the past, it seems that there is no change, and the appearance is even the same as that of the beginning of 12 years ago. Compared with when I saw it, it has not changed much, except that the somewhat messy hair has grown a little bit longer.

And in front of her, surrounded by her are...

【That day, Miss Ranpo was accompanied by several men. 】

Thinking of the scene Fu Heihui said he saw on Valentine's Day last month, Gojo Satoru immediately scanned those people with six eyes.

[A man with silver hair and a strange hairstyle is carrying Miss Ranpo on his back. 】

Oh, it's the boy in the suspenders, the hairstyle is really strange... which barber's masterpiece is that bangs that seem to be bitten by something?However, the age seems to be about the same age as Megumi and the others, and he is only a teenager.

Hey, the hard-talked and arrogant Miss Detective may have seen the boy's silver-white hair like his, so she thought about it.

[A serious-looking man wearing glasses helps Miss Ranpo carry a bag full of snacks. 】

Oh, maybe the tallest man in the group, but still not as tall as him.This person exudes a kind of maternal radiance all over his body. He is a good guardian (crossed out) Guardian No. [-], um, not a big threat.

[A man with blond hair who looks a little young is holding up thick snacks to Miss Ranbu while walking. 】

The blond boy in the straw hat is completely a child, no threat, pass.

[There is also a man with black curly hair and a strange bandage around his neck saying something to make Miss Ranbu very happy. 】

……Um?this?

For a moment, Gojo Satoru felt that he had found the right target... This one seemed the most dangerous!Definitely the number one card in the army of wild cats who want to step him down completely in order to seek a higher position!The most dangerous bandage black cat!

Feeling the murderous intent suddenly focused on him, Osamu Dazai: "???"

Although almost at the same time he understood the reason why the blindfolded man was throwing murderous looks at him... But it made him want to complain even more, okay?It's really none of his business this time!

He swears that from the first time he saw Miss Ranpo when he joined the Armed Detective Agency, he never thought of inviting Miss Ranpo to die in love!real!

...Oh, sure enough, being too attractive always attracts unwarranted jealousy.

After Gojo Satoru refocused his eyes on his predecessor, he was secretly doing psychological construction to stabilize his mentality.No way, his predecessor's mind was too open, no matter what happened, he could see through it at a glance.

Can't lose, can't lose, at such an important moment as the ex reunite, first of all, in terms of momentum, you must never lose!

Be calm, calm, relaxed, and show the true qualities of a man.

"Hey, long time no see, this is really an adventure."

Gojo Satoru waved his hand, looking as calm and calm as usual, as if everything in the past was just a passing cloud to him, let it go~

And Edogawa Ranpo, who was greeted first... looked more calm, still squinting his eyes, and still had that fearless arc on the corner of his mouth, and greeted the other side with a smile:

"Yeah, Hui, long time no see, how are you doing lately~"

Gojo Satoru's originally waving hand froze: "..."

Is this ignoring him directly! ! !

And Fu Heihui, who was greeted by the "elder" who hadn't met face to face for a long time, returned the greeting politely:

"Everything is fine. I haven't seen you for many years, Miss Ranpo."

Gojo Satoru, who continued to be ignored: "...", Hui!At this time, shouldn't you take advantage of the trend and bring the topic to me, teacher!I am the hero of this reunion of the century!

Knotazaki Yuuhito and Nagasaki Wild Rose, who still don't know why, also looked at Edogawa Ranpo, and asked subconsciously:

"Fu Hei, are you acquainted, former classmate?"

Fu Heihui shook his head:

"No, Miss Ranpo belongs to Gojo-sensei... Well, in the past, friend."

For a while, Fu Heihui didn't know how to express it, whether it would offend the two parties by directly saying "ex-girlfriend", after all, it would be impolite to talk about other people's private affairs in public.

However, Gojo Satoru took the words directly without any hesitation:

"It's my girlfriend, although we have been separated for four years."

Fu Heihui: "..." After breaking up for four years, you won't be called a girlfriend anymore, can't you just call him your ex-girlfriend?

Hearing this, instead of exclaiming in shock, "Gojo-sensei, you can actually get a girlfriend?!", the first reaction of Katsuo Yuuhito and Nagasaki Ye Qianwei was to stare back and forth between the former couple with horrified expressions. .

After being greatly stimulated, Yuzu Yujin almost couldn't control his screaming:

"Teacher! Have you ever dated JK?"

The girl on the opposite side seems to be about the same age as them, maybe a high school student at most!Moreover, they broke up four years ago, so when they fell in love, could it be possible that they were still... primary school students?

Nagasaki Wild Rose unceremoniously cast a look at Gojo Satoru, which conveyed quite bluntly—【Tsk, scum! 】

The dross curse that should be exorcised is you!The maximum death penalty starts at three years!

After being stared at by two students who didn't know the truth, Gojo Satoru felt that he was about to die unjustly... Although his predecessor, whose appearance was even more preservative than his, was indeed a primary school student psychologically, but physically, she really only Two years younger than him!

However, before he had time to cleanse himself of his stigma, the armed detective agency on the opposite side——

All the club members were also surprised to see the ex-boyfriend of the legendary Miss Ranpo unexpectedly.

Kunikida Doppo kept steady and straightened his glasses:

"It turns out that this is Miss Ranpo's ex-boyfriend who works in the education field just like me before."

... Is this man really a teacher? !I always feel that it doesn't look like a serious people's teacher? !

Tanizaki Junichiro:

"It turns out that this is Miss Ranpo's ex-boyfriend who I thought was engaged in a special profession."

Atsushi Nakajima:

"It turns out that this is Miss Ranpo's ex-boyfriend who I thought was a special detective."

Spring mirror flower:

"It turns out that this is Miss Ranpo's ex-boyfriend who I thought was the killer."

Kenji Miyazawa:

"It turns out that this is Miss Ranpo's ex-boyfriend who I thought was a magician!"

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth with his hands exaggeratedly to express his amazement:

"So, this is Miss Ranpo's ex-boyfriend who I thought was an alien~"

Gojo Satoru, who heard everything verbatim: "..."

... Edogawa Ranpo, how on earth did you describe me to your colleagues! ! !