I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter37

"Cough, cough."

After Fukuzawa Yukichi gave a warning cough, the two elementary school cats, one black and one white, who had been fighting silently, finally restrained themselves and sat down in their respective places.

Walk wildly, be steady, there are guests here, and...to impress Officer Jianggu.After all, a blind date or something is a matter between two people, um.

As for Gojo Satoru... as expected, he is still the same!

Gojo Satoru, with a small biscuit from the trophy he just won in his mouth, has not had time to enjoy the joy of victory when he notices that Fukuzawa Yukichi looks at him and the black-skinned wild cat opposite him with completely different eyes... Big, big crisis !This cunning wild cat actually started with Mr. Yuezhang first!This is much more serious than the backstabbing of the thorn thief!

That was the satisfied look from Uncle Fuzawa that he had worked hard for so many years but could not get!Why do you always look at him like a skunk with malicious intentions!

He is not as good as this black-skinned wild cat!

Calm down, calm down, think about the highly praised post he once read on the forum - [Win the father-in-law's favor Raiders Daquan], at least it is the experience summed up by the seniors with rich experience in dealing with the father-in-law and gained wide recognition. One by one...

[The first thing to win the favor of your father-in-law is to have a stable job.No old father-in-law would want his daughter to follow a man who does not have the basic guarantee of life. Even if it is a potential stock, if he has not seen any signs of potential sprouting at the age of 30, then it is probably not worth investing in. PS. While the job is stable, it is best to have a certain social status and general respect]

"Officer Furutani has a heavy workload these days. If there is anything that can help, feel free to entrust the detective agency." Fukuzawa Yukichi was half greeting and half making a promise to the Yokohama Police Station.

Rei Furutani has basically figured out the distribution of power in Yokohama during the two months of his airborne transfer. He has a high EQ and naturally knows that if he can maintain a good cooperative relationship with the Armed Detective Agency in Yokohama, it will be beneficial and harmless. , At the same time, in terms of personal charm, he also admires the character of President Fukuzawa very much:

"That's really thankful, and I have already received a lot of care from the detective agency, especially Miss Ranpo. Because Miss Ranpo is here, the workload has been reduced a lot. If Miss Ranpo can be separated. If there is a case scene, maybe we policemen should lose their jobs, haha."

Although it is a joke, it is true to some extent.When he first came to Yokohama, he had heard that Ranpo Edogawa was a famous detective with a special ability called "super reasoning", but later, after his on-site observation and analysis and intelligence collection in his old profession, he confirmed that it was not She has supernatural powers, but it is really her own reasoning ability purely relying on her mind... This simply made him admire even more.

Every time at the scene of the case, he just thought and reasoned based on the clues he found, but she gave the answer directly and accurately at a glance. The speed of brain processing information and the amount of information it can withstand are tens of thousands of times that of ordinary people. , Such a genius is probably not found in the whole world.

And at the scene of the case, even if he was retaliated by extreme criminals for revealing the truth, there is no need to worry at all.After all, the original intention of the establishment of the Armed Detective Agency was to protect the detectives with arms. If someone dared to attack the detective agency's treasured detective... the other armed forces might be able to kill that person together.

...So sometimes, he also suspects that the higher-ups sent him to Yokohama as a transitional period to wash away his past identity experience, isn't it really because he has worked so hard in the past years, so he is allowed to retire early and enjoy leisure?It seems that he really only needs to go to the scene and torture the prisoner away.

Oh, the premise is that the port mafia is not involved in the case, otherwise the two supernatural groups can fight each other to blow up Yokohama.

"Zero, if you lose your job, you can come to the whirlpool cafe downstairs as a pastry chef. The famous detective will take care of your business!" Edogawa ranpo excitedly proposed, and seriously considered if he could It is possible that the police in all of Yokohama will be unemployed, thereby forcing Furutani Rei to change his job as a professional pastry chef.

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It's all because the snacks made by Zero are so delicious!

And seeing the three people next to him chatting about homework like a family of three, Gojo Satoru couldn't sit still... It seemed that he was redundant with that one!

A stable job with a certain social status and respect... Hmph, so what if this black-skinned stray cat is a people's policeman, he's still a people's teacher!

"Yes, yes, the working ability of the Japanese police is really worrying. For example, in Tokyo where I often live, the crime rate in the rice flower town and Kuboto town is really high. I often I warned my students not to go there if they have nothing to do. Alas, some of my students went shopping in Mihua Town last year, and they were involved in a fraud and murder case. They were almost defrauded of money and treated as criminals. The case was actually solved by a detective team composed of a group of elementary school students and an old man. I heard that the police were paddling for soy sauce the whole time, and even asked the leader of the group of elementary school students when they were in doubt."

Gojo Satoru spoke emotionally about what happened last year when Nagasaki Yemei and Zenin Maki went shopping in Mihua Town together... Fortunately, these two violent female students did not directly push to end the case by force.

And after hearing this description, Jiang Gu Ling suddenly felt that he understood something... Really, for a while, there was no way to refute it.

But Edogawa Ranpo took the lead to make a rescue:

"Although it is the criminal who made the mistake and is guilty, it is true that he must be severely punished, but Wujo Wu, how do you teach your students, how can there be less safety awareness education on fraud prevention, and, once you are involved in a case, of course you must immediately reason out Real criminals can prove their innocence, Gojo Satoru, haven’t you ever taught students how to find criminals, you can’t be a good teacher.”

Wutiaowu: "..."

This is a complete reversal of right and wrong, and a slap in the face!Edogawa Ranpo, did you actually pour dirty water on me, my first love, White Moonlight, because of that black-skinned stray cat?

Besides, I teach spells, not reasoning!

Edogawa Ranpo continued to tease:

"By the way, those students, except Hui, who is a natural Pokémon master, shouldn't all be taught by your teacher to be an orangutan who can do it without using his brain?"

Thinking of his group of crazy students, Gojo Satoru, the leader of the Crazy Orangutan Sect: "..."

It's not that there is something wrong with his education policy!

And when this conversation was heard in Jiang Gu Ling's ears, the people's policeman's sense of responsibility instantly came up... Is this teacher advocating students to use violence?What kind of education is this!

"May I ask, what school is Mr. Gojo and what subject is the teacher teaching?"

Edogawa Ranpo took the lead again and said:

"He was a gym teacher in a religious school."

Wutiaowu: "..."

There seems to be nothing wrong with this statement, and it seems that there are problems everywhere!

...I always feel that it is not a serious school.Jiang Gu Ling suppressed the desire to complain, and he could only think that if she was an extremely smart person like Miss Luanbu, she wouldn't make friends carelessly no matter what:

"Even so, advocating force to solve problems... This kind of education is still not very good for students."

At this time, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who had been silently watching these young people coming and going, finally sipped his tea and said:

"Sun Tzu's Art of War says, go up to attack the strategy, next to attack the enemy, next to attack the army, and then attack the city."

What is the meaning of the words, although it seems to be ignorant and unsophisticated, but Wujo Satoru, who has been educated by the Gojo family's strict cultural curriculum since childhood, can't understand it... Oh no, is his rating in Uncle Fukuzawa's mind? down!

Tsk, the black-skinned wild cat on the opposite side, according to my experience... Don't think I can't see that you are also an orangutan!

No, no, hold on, think about that strategy...

[The second thing to win the favor of your father-in-law is to show that you are an enterprising person.Aggressiveness and even ambition are the charm of a man. No father-in-law would want his daughter to live in a muddle-headed way with a man who doesn't want to make progress. 】

This, how can he prove this?He is already the strongest!

Aggressiveness and even ambition must be amazing enough to shock my father-in-law, and be able to show my charm different from ordinary people, uh...does cleaning the magic world count?

"I heard that Officer Fugu is about to be officially promoted to the Police Department. It's really amazing to be able to do it at this age. I even heard from people inside the government that the Metropolitan Police Department plans to increase the age limit in the future. Make an exception, and make an exception for the police officer in the ascending and descending valley to be the police inspector, congratulations in advance."

"President Fukuzawa's praise is too high. The higher-ups still need to examine my working ability during the time in Yokohama. If there is any need for help from the detective agency during work, then I will ask the detective agency."

The scene of "Weng and son-in-law harmony" in front of him made Gojo Satoru so anxious that he wanted to scratch the wall, but Edogawa Ranpo was still demolishing him:

"Gojo Satoru, haven't you got your teacher qualification certificate yet?"

The people's policeman Jiang Guling was instantly alert: "!!!", the teacher was employed without a license? !What kind of black teacher is this? !

Wujo Wu, who really didn't have a teacher qualification certificate so far: "...", that's because he was too lazy to take the exam!Moreover, there is no such thing as conjuration in the teaching qualification test!

Calm down, calm down, there are other strategies...

[Win the favor of the father-in-law, the third article - understand the preferences of the father-in-law, and do what he likes. 】

"By the way, I made the biscuits on the bottom layer of the box specially for President Fukuzawa. I heard from Miss Ranpo that President Fukuzawa doesn't like to eat too sweet and greasy things, so I specially made them The taste has been made lighter, and some matcha powder has been added, which should meet your taste, President Fukuzawa."

While speaking, Fukuya Rei pulled out the bottom layer of the food box, and handed the biscuits on this layer to Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Fukuzawa Yukichi immediately expressed his gratitude for this courtesy and consideration:

"Officer Jianggu is interested, thank you."

Gojo Satoru's eyes staring at the wild cat opposite him were about to turn black... He couldn't believe that the black-skinned wild cat was unintentional!This look is prepared!

Let him think about Uncle Fukuzawa's preferences... cats, yes, cats!A cat who is willing to let Uncle Fukuzawa lick it to his heart's content!

When he goes back, let Hui find a way to summon a cat!Super cute, super cute and super willing to be masturbated!

He, he won't lose!