I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter27

"What? He actually had a girlfriend?" Zenyuan Maki looked at her teacher with extremely suspicious eyes, looked up and down from a distance, and then became more suspicious, "I mean...he actually had a girlfriend?" Ever had a girlfriend?"

...Could it be a lie?

What a fool that girl must be!To be deceived by such a man who has concretized his badness and unreliability on the surface!

Panda is also full of doubts about this:

"It's really hard to believe, I can't imagine it at all."

Yigu Youtai still tried to express his doubts in a tactful tone:

"Really, ever?"

Dog curly thorns directly make a cross in front of the chest with both hands:

"Woodfish flower!"

Gojo Satoru, who has been identified by the students as mother solo so far: "..."

... My disciple is rebellious and breaks my heart, it's too much, you guys!

And the three students who experienced the "moving heaven and earth" reunion drama of the former couple not long ago didn't know whether they should "clean up their names" for the teacher... After all, it was Mr. Wutiao who treated us. A gag order is issued!We are not allowed to speak out!

So, how to resolve this slightly embarrassing situation right now?

The "smart" Knotabagi Yuhito immediately thought of the rhetoric, and explained to several seniors:

"Ah... yes, it's Wujo-sensei who is playing a virtual love game recently, that's "Love Plus"! Didn't Gintama spoof this game too hahahaha! Wujo-sensei said this Time is getting addicted to playing this!"

Nagazaki Wild Rose also followed up with additional settings for this set of rhetoric:

"That's right, it's "loveplus". In the game, Mr. Wutiao played the role of a 17-year-old male high school student, and then dated a female high school student from a different school. We broke up and are currently in the process of recovering unwillingly."

"There is no way to redeem it! That kind of wayward, childish and arrogant girl is not cute at all!" Gojo Satoru retorted immediately.

Who, who, who... who would want to get back together and take the initiative to be that guy's nanny!Does he look so shaking M!

Fu Heihui made up his sword calmly and said:

"So you don't deny that you broke up?"

"This doesn't exist either! I also dumped her! We broke up in both directions!"

Gojo Satoru yelled in dissatisfaction, and after noticing the more deteriorating eyes of several senior students looking at him...covering his face, he rarely had the ostrich idea of ​​wanting to bury himself.

Zenyuan Maki, as the representative of the speech, summed it up in one sentence:

"You actually use your virtual girlfriend to comfort yourself, and you're so addicted that you can't even tell the difference between the real world and the virtual world... It's really sad."

Gojo Satoru: "...", don't call him the kind of pathetic OTAKU who licks the screen at electronic paper people and calls his wife!He is also a real man who has held hands, hugged, and kissed his girlfriend offline, and has done everything except home runs!

The panda also smiled and mended the knife:

"To actually set myself as a 17-year-old dk in the game, it's really bad fun."

Gojo Satoru: "...", what's wrong with dk!Who has never been young!I think back in his dk days, the girls who were fascinated by him could go from Hokkaido to Okinawa!In the end, he unreservedly gave all his youthful years to a little girl with a bad temper, who is dedicated and affectionate enough!

It was unanimously determined that Gojo Satoru was a virtual girlfriend who was addicted to the game world and couldn't extricate himself. Several people in the senior class also unanimously ignored this sad middle-aged man, and rediscussed the love affair of Goujuanji again.

"Did Thorn get the girl's contact information?"

"……Salmon."

Goujuji thought for a while, although he only knew that he could send a private message to the official Twitter of the Yokohama Armed Detective Agency, but this can be regarded as... There is a contact channel, right?

"Then take the initiative to attack!" Chanyuan Maki noticed that Gou Juanji was still a little hesitant, so she slapped her friend directly to express her encouragement, "The girl you like may be liked by others, If you don’t take the initiative to be more active, what if you are caught by others first?”

She still understands Goujuji's character, she will not easily fall in love with a girl at first sight just because of her appearance, and Goujujiji can't communicate with others properly because of her spell ability, under such circumstances, she can still meet a girl for the first time The girls who met sparked...

What kind of little fairy is this?

Gojo Satoru on the side also nodded in agreement:

"That's right, that's right, you have to act first, otherwise a sneaky wild cat will appear out of nowhere... Maybe even a group of them!"

He has a deep understanding of this, and now he is almost dizzy from investigating those wild cats who are trying to step on him... Ranpo Edogawa, are you the number one sea king in Yokohama!

"Is the girl that Izumaki-senpai met a native of Yokohama?" After getting an affirmative answer, Nagasaki Ye Qianwei also helped to make suggestions from the girl's point of view, "In this case, it is the first time to ask a girl out, or It’s better to meet in Yokohama, don’t let other girls come to Tokyo on purpose, if you go to Yokohama to meet her, you will be more sincere, Senior Goumaki, so you can take advantage of the trend and make an appointment to invite her next time when the date is over Promise to play in Tokyo!"

"Caviar roe!"

After such guidance from the girl, Gou Juanji suddenly felt that his mind was opened up, and it seemed that taking the first step...wasn't that difficult?

Zenyuan Maki also gave advice:

"The first time you ask a girl out to play, it's better to meet in a place with a quieter and more relaxed atmosphere. It's best to chat while having something to get to know each other... Ji, you know what kind of food that girl likes to eat Is it?"

Gou Juanji recalled it. He remembered that when he saw that girl that day, she was holding a box of freshly opened chocolate pocky in her hand, and she also had a faint sweet dessert smell on her body.

Thinking of this, the dog Curly Thorn held up another piece of paper that he had written——

【Like sweets, maybe】

Yokohama Desserts, after combining these two keywords, the three people, Yuzuo Yujin, Megumi Fukuro, and Rose Kizaki all looked at Gojo Satoru——

It's time to play your part.

Knotashi Yuhito: "It's Yokohama, teacher."

Fu Heihui: "It's Yokohama."

Rose Nagasaki: "It's Yokohama."

No need to guess, this person must have eaten all the delicious dessert shops in Yokohama during the years of dating Miss Ranpo.

So, hurry up and recommend it!

Gojo Satoru: "...", hum, don't you still ask for his love experience in the end~

However, several people in the senior grades are at a loss... What kind of riddle is this?

The "smart" Knotabagi Yuhito helped his teacher find the reason again: "Ah, that's because... Mr. Gojo opened the map of Yokohama in the "loveplus" he played during this time! One-on-one replica Yokohama in reality! In the game, Gojo-sensei’s girlfriend also likes to eat sweets, so Gojo-sensei knows the dessert shops in Yokohama like the back of his hand!”

After hearing this, the senior students looked at Gojo Satoru even more indescribably:

"...Tsk."

... This man is hopeless!

Or let Principal Ye Moth arrange a blind date to save this person, but... I'm afraid that there will be no blind date partner to sign up voluntarily, so they can't let them kidnap someone.

Gojo Satoru: "...!!!"

Having said that, he is not a sad OTAKU who is obsessed with living with his virtual girlfriend!He is very busy, very busy, busy hunting wild cats!

……

Yokohama, Armed Detective Agency—

Dazai Osamu, who had no mission to go out today, was assigned to work in the office, while humming a ditty he composed himself, while crackling in front of the computer, the official twitter account of the detective agency currently in charge of him.

I was about to post today's edited fancy advertising copy, but found that I received a private message.

I thought someone entrusted it to the detective agency through an official tweet, but I clicked on it——

Wow, this is really...

The door of the office was opened, and Atsushi Nakajima, who came back from a mission, was caught off guard and startled when he saw the scene in the office.

I saw Osamu Dazai lying on the desk, his curly hair trembling wildly, laughing as if he had eaten poisonous mushrooms again.

"Too, Dazai-san... what's wrong?!"

"Dun Jun... Please help me place an order for Coke popcorn..."

"Eh?"

"Watch an ultimate romantic comedy for free, do you want to be together... Puff, puff, puff ha ha ha ha...!"