I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter24

The next day, at noon—

Whether it was Gojo Satoru, who was full of thoughts last night, or the trio of Jugao who played games all night, they didn't wake up until the sun was up.

And as soon as I walked to the restaurant on the first floor to eat, what I saw was——

Two early-rising cats got together and were eating hazelnuts.

There are all kinds of snacks piled up in front of one, and red bean paste is still sticking to the corner of its mouth;

The remaining crab legs and crab shells on the plate in the other hand were piled up high, and they were still bowing left and right at the moment, with a crab leg in each hand.

"Boss, let's have another serving of crab sashimi, ah, and more, remember to pack some hairy crabs for me... as many as you want!"

Osamu Dazai was busy placing an order with the hotel owner who came to serve the "big customer" in person, and then pointed at Gojo Satoru who had just walked into the restaurant:

"All the things you ordered just now will be recorded in this Mr. Wutiao's account~ and the expenses for these two days, please leave it all to Mr. Wutiao~ Mr. Wutiao, you are such a good person!"

Gojo Satoru, who was sent a good person card by the wild cat in his eyes with a smile: "..."

And Osamu Dazai, who has achieved today's crab freedom, is obviously willing to cooperate with Edogawa Ranpo who helped him achieve this joy, and dutifully assumed the role of a temporary boyfriend again.Freed a hand that had just finished breaking off the crab's legs, half-covered his mouth in a vain manner, and exclaimed in a low voice with the expression of a standard innocent green tea little white flower:

"Oh my god, Miss Luanbu, your ex-boyfriend won't be angry if I make your ex-boyfriend spend money like this?"

Ranpo Edogawa, who was buried in the red bean shortbread, was finally willing to raise his head, looked at his ex-boyfriend Junfen standing by the door, and smiled brilliantly:

"Of course not, after all... Wu is the most generous, isn't he, Wu? Boss, please pack three more copies of this kind of red bean shortbread for me, ah, and, also, the honey chiffon cake from before. !"

Since the reunion, Gojo Satoru, who was affectionately called "Wu" by his ex-girlfriend for the first time, expressed that he was not happy at all.

... You two are in perfect harmony!

...I can't take it anymore!

Just when Gojo Satoru had decided to physically weed himself, Knotabagi Yuhito and Fu Heihui stepped forward in time, grabbing their teacher from left to right and dragging them out.

Knotweed Youruhito: "Teacher, last night...you really lost."

Fu Heihui: "I am willing to bet and admit defeat."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "If you lose, you must keep your promise."

Edogawa Ranpo, who rested his chin on one hand and enjoyed the show, gave the final blow with a provocative smile:

"You can't play tricks and play tricks, Gojo Go-kun~"

Wutiaowu: "..."

...he will definitely win next time!

wait and see! ! !

……

The Armed Detective Agency and its team returned with a full load and embarked on the road back to Yokohama.

For Butei Shuangbi, it was really a return with a full load, and the packed take-out food boxes almost filled the luggage compartment of the bus.

Sitting by the window, Edogawa Ranpo shook the wave soda in his hand, hummed a little tune, and squinted his eyes happily, like a satisfied cat.

And what made Mao Mao, who was in a state of satisfaction, go crazy again——

"Whoosh-!"

There seemed to be a sound of galloping outside the window.

Turning his head to look, he saw Gojo Satoru driving his flamboyant convertible sports car driving over, purposely controlling the speed to keep pace with the long-distance bus, and "exactly" facing Edogawa and sitting by the window. position, whistling towards the window.

Bare. Naked. Naked money ability to show off, without any concealment.

The Jugao trio who were also carried on the car were about to bury their heads, trying to reduce their sense of existence... It's so embarrassing!All the other passengers on the bus are watching!Even if you want to be provocative and fight back, please change the method, this is simply outrageous!

Gojo Satoru directly ignored the stop signal sent by the students, and even continued his efforts.Holding the steering wheel with one hand, the other hand smartly took off the sunglasses stuck on the bridge of the nose, twirled it around between the fingers a few times, the blue eyes looked up at the person sitting behind the bus window proudly glance away.

...Three, two, one!

Gojo Satoru, who also knows Edogawa Ranpo's temperament very well, counted down the countdown in his heart. After seeing the little black cat behind the glass window, he opened the window furiously, stepped on the gas pedal, and passed away in an instant. go.

... The cat that sprayed the probe had a face full of car exhaust.

And it comes with a laugh that fills the air.

Edogawa Ranpo: "..."

Gojo Satoru! ! !I fight with you! ! !

"Miss Luanbu! Calm down! Don't jump off the car!" "Even if you jump off the car now, you can't catch up!" "Next time, I will pay him back twice as much next time. If it's Miss Luanbu, he will be fine!"

……

A few days later, the Tokyo Conjuration High School——

"Wu, what's wrong with him recently?"

In the principal's office, Ye Mozheng asked Fu Heihui who came to help deliver the documents.

Although I am used to Gojo Satoru's "labor pain period" at the end of March every year, but this year's wave of labor pain... lasted a bit long.

Fu Heihui: "When I traveled to Karuizawa Hot Springs last weekend, I met Miss Ranpo."

Hearing this, Ye Mo Zhengdao understood instantly, and at the same time became nervous instinctively:

"No...no problem, right?! Those two people didn't do anything earth-shattering, right? The hotel owner didn't send a claim bill!"

Fu Heihui: "...not at all."

Not to mention claiming the bill, the hotel owner actually gave Gojo Satoru a VIP card, because the expenses he paid in the end...was really too much.

Although the VIP card made Gojo Satoru vomit blood, in Gojo Satoru's eyes, it was simply a real green card.

And knowing that the two had met again after four years of separation and four years of severing contact, Ye Mo Zhengdao also rubbed his temples with some headaches.

Speaking of which, these two people had the opportunity to know each other back then, and they had a certain relationship with him.

Fukuzawa Yukichi used to be an assassin known as the "Silver Wolf" who served the government secretly, and many affairs in the magic world also had to deal with the government, so he had some intersections with Fukuzawa Yukichi when he was young thus acquainted.

After coordinating with all parties involved in the case that happened at the High School of Conjuration, it was decided to find a third-party force not involved in the conjuration world to investigate. It was he who recommended the armed detective agency Fukuzawa Yukichi had just established in Yokohama.

I have heard that Yukichi Fukuzawa formed a detective and bodyguard duo with a girl with supernatural powers. Yukichi Fukuzawa also set up a detective agency in order to make better use of that girl's talents. He was also very curious about it. A little girl can make the former Silver Wolf willing to be the "baby-guard".

...In the end, I didn't expect that the little girl was snatched away by my most troublesome student!

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who learned that his cabbage was raped by a pig, specially invited him to drink tea and have a conversation.

Looking at the eyes that seemed to be awakening of the "Silver Wolf"...he was also under a lot of pressure!

But what can be done, after all, he is still his pro-student, so he can only bite the bullet and give the student a guarantee.

【Understand him, I will be responsible. 】

It's just that after he finished saying this...it felt like Silver Wolf was about to unsheath himself in the next second!

Thinking back to the past years when the two of them were dating, they had been flying around and disturbing the people around them, Ye Mo Zhengdao only felt that one head and two were big.

Are these two getting back together now?

Four years have passed...the lethality of these two people will not be upgraded to be stronger!

……

Yokohama, Armed Detective Agency—

In the president's office, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who had just returned from a business trip, heard what Yosano Akiko reported to him, and almost knocked over the teacup in his hand:

"You mean... Ranbu met Gojo Wu again?"